You put your whole fist in
Your whole fist out
In
Out
In
Out
You shake it all about
( , Fri 11 Oct 2024, 7:23, archived)
Your whole fist out
In
Out
In
Out
You shake it all about
( , Fri 11 Oct 2024, 7:23, archived)
Did someone popular page that by accident?
Or is it just that wonderful that I'm saying "morning" on here?
( , Fri 11 Oct 2024, 11:56, archived)
Or is it just that wonderful that I'm saying "morning" on here?
( , Fri 11 Oct 2024, 11:56, archived)
Mornimoomoos
Update… currently sitting in the reception of a conference space with a background of mellow nu-jazz, like 3rd album Simply Red, but without the urban grit and soul.
( , Fri 11 Oct 2024, 8:49, archived)
Update… currently sitting in the reception of a conference space with a background of mellow nu-jazz, like 3rd album Simply Red, but without the urban grit and soul.
( , Fri 11 Oct 2024, 8:49, archived)
Is their 3rd album the really shit one, or is that all their other albums?
( , Fri 11 Oct 2024, 9:37, archived)
( , Fri 11 Oct 2024, 9:37, archived)
One of them had a nice song that wasn't sung by Mick Hucknall
Edit:
McIntyre successfully auditioned for Simply Red in 1984. [3] He co-wrote several of Simply Red's songs with frontman Mick Hucknall and sang background vocals. He also sang the lead vocals in the song "Wonderland" from the Stars album.
( , Fri 11 Oct 2024, 9:52, archived)
Edit:
McIntyre successfully auditioned for Simply Red in 1984. [3] He co-wrote several of Simply Red's songs with frontman Mick Hucknall and sang background vocals. He also sang the lead vocals in the song "Wonderland" from the Stars album.
( , Fri 11 Oct 2024, 9:52, archived)
Their first one was pretty listenable
Had a good energy and some good songs on it. Each one after that got progressively more souless and anodyne.
( , Fri 11 Oct 2024, 11:22, archived)
Had a good energy and some good songs on it. Each one after that got progressively more souless and anodyne.
( , Fri 11 Oct 2024, 11:22, archived)
6/7
BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-69407063
Quiz of the week: Why was ‘Wagatha Christie’ back in court? - BBC News
( , Fri 11 Oct 2024, 10:03, archived)
BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-69407063
Quiz of the week: Why was ‘Wagatha Christie’ back in court? - BBC News
( , Fri 11 Oct 2024, 10:03, archived)
I'm Dr Shambolic tonight
And I'll be performing free autopsies
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 22:33, archived)
And I'll be performing free autopsies
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 22:33, archived)
Gonna blame you if I get struck off tomorrow for humming the hokey cokey whilst doing prostate exams
( , Fri 11 Oct 2024, 0:30, archived)
( , Fri 11 Oct 2024, 0:30, archived)
I like to hang a white coat on my favorite one, I call it 'the doctor'
( , Fri 11 Oct 2024, 0:39, archived)
( , Fri 11 Oct 2024, 0:39, archived)
I'll never forget that episode
where he Shipman'd Helen Daniels
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 17:09, archived)
where he Shipman'd Helen Daniels
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 17:09, archived)
Ooh what channel?
I preferred the first Taken but I’ll watch the sequel if it’s on soon.
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 19:08, archived)
I preferred the first Taken but I’ll watch the sequel if it’s on soon.
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 19:08, archived)
Queef is Dr. Shambolic
Thought you should all know.
Bye!
Queef=McBeef=Shambolic
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 16:50, archived)
Thought you should all know.
Bye!
Queef=McBeef=Shambolic
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 16:50, archived)
I think I was Dr Shambolic during skewgate, maybe we all take turns
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 22:19, archived)
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 22:19, archived)
Fuck,
I'm so glad I asked snotters to fix the archive so we can see all this vile shit.
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 15:38, archived)
I'm so glad I asked snotters to fix the archive so we can see all this vile shit.
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 15:38, archived)
It's an old-fashioned threadrush.
Just like in days of yore, only somehow even shitter.
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 15:09, archived)
Just like in days of yore, only somehow even shitter.
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 15:09, archived)
And how much shitter can we possibly manage
I'd be proud if I were you
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 15:13, archived)
I'd be proud if I were you
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 15:13, archived)
[COMPLAINT THREAD]
Customer complaints about the recent thread disruption may be posted here. We ask that you remain polite and patient while normal service is restored. Current estimates are 1 to 2 hours.
Thank you.
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 12:36, archived)
Customer complaints about the recent thread disruption may be posted here. We ask that you remain polite and patient while normal service is restored. Current estimates are 1 to 2 hours.
Thank you.
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 12:36, archived)
You are in luck!
This is exactly the right place to do so! Please, reply below and an agent will be with you shortly!
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 12:44, archived)
This is exactly the right place to do so! Please, reply below and an agent will be with you shortly!
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 12:44, archived)
well it's not good enough is it, it's a disgrace, unbelievable
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 13:11, archived)
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 13:11, archived)
As a gesture of goodwill, we are willing to offer you a voucher code for discounted travel on future threads.
[THIS VOUCHER ENTITLES THE BEARER TO 35% REDUCED CYBERBULLYING ON B3TA.COM FOR 30 DAYS FROM THE DATE OF HANDOVER]
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( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 13:41, archived)
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( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 13:41, archived)
I'd like to complain.
The replacement thread smelled of sick and the conductor didn't even offer to tug me off in the dining car.
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 12:41, archived)
The replacement thread smelled of sick and the conductor didn't even offer to tug me off in the dining car.
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 12:41, archived)
We have no record of a "dining car"...
Sir, do you know your own name? Where do you call "home"? Is there someone we can call to collect you?
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 12:43, archived)
Sir, do you know your own name? Where do you call "home"? Is there someone we can call to collect you?
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 12:43, archived)
I have a complaint
The last thread groped both my mother and my sister whilst going through a tunnel. I feel quite left out.
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 12:49, archived)
The last thread groped both my mother and my sister whilst going through a tunnel. I feel quite left out.
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 12:49, archived)
The groping thread is not due for another 5 hours.
Please report unauthorised groping to C.S.A. "Cheers", directly.
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 13:05, archived)
Please report unauthorised groping to C.S.A. "Cheers", directly.
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 13:05, archived)
Just want to say, I don't have anything against the brown ones but I couldn't understand a word of it.
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 12:57, archived)
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 12:57, archived)
Thank you for your feedback!
We value your opinion and will endeavour to integrate your constructive critique into future service improvements.
If you have the time, please provide a short summary of what we did well, and also anything you think we could improve upon.
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 13:08, archived)
We value your opinion and will endeavour to integrate your constructive critique into future service improvements.
If you have the time, please provide a short summary of what we did well, and also anything you think we could improve upon.
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 13:08, archived)
Hooray my 8 millionth talk post is back!
b3ta.com/talk/8000000
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 12:59, archived)
b3ta.com/talk/8000000
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 12:59, archived)
Complaints go in the next thread, but must not start the thread.
We thank you for your patience!
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 12:34, archived)
We thank you for your patience!
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 12:34, archived)
After two decades, I am afraid your hopes for that are sadly dashed.
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 11:04, archived)
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 11:04, archived)
It's the '90s already?!
omg, I was looking forward to the first Iraq War! I missed it!
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 11:05, archived)
omg, I was looking forward to the first Iraq War! I missed it!
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 11:05, archived)
This early chevron is safe in the archives. It's a late reply to the very first talk thread.
b3ta.com/talk/1467622
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 11:21, archived)
b3ta.com/talk/1467622
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 11:21, archived)
Huff away, huff away
Fill your nose from the hole where I pass stools
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 11:06, archived)
Fill your nose from the hole where I pass stools
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 11:06, archived)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKK!
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 9:22, archived)
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 9:22, archived)
It's not quite the official Aardvark greeting (the generator has been broken for some time now)
but it makes me happy anyway. How are you, the lovely Mr Trouser?
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 9:30, archived)
but it makes me happy anyway. How are you, the lovely Mr Trouser?
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 9:30, archived)
On the trouser scale.
I would say... "Levi 501". Comfy, yet practical. Never out of style.
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 9:35, archived)
I would say... "Levi 501". Comfy, yet practical. Never out of style.
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 9:35, archived)
Morning!
Which racial slur will brb type into search today, while feeling superiour?
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 9:22, archived)
Which racial slur will brb type into search today, while feeling superiour?
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 9:22, archived)
Look at all those people that need to be on 2.0!
RACISTS! EVERYWHERE!
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 9:50, archived)
RACISTS! EVERYWHERE!
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 9:50, archived)
Talking of shit, I found this classic b3ta moment.
b3ta.com/talk/712961
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 9:54, archived)
b3ta.com/talk/712961
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 9:54, archived)
Fucking hell, think snotty should break the archive again so I never have to read that
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 10:52, archived)
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 10:52, archived)
He told me off with being friends with the talk racists and how I should hold them to account
and for some reason linked to the stats page showing I had posted two messages that week, clearly I'm a very active member of this community.
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 10:39, archived)
and for some reason linked to the stats page showing I had posted two messages that week, clearly I'm a very active member of this community.
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 10:39, archived)
I NOTICE YOU!
So all is well! You are a valued member of the community.
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 11:01, archived)
So all is well! You are a valued member of the community.
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 11:01, archived)
Fucking hell
such a big world, so many other places to go, and yet here he is
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 12:33, archived)
such a big world, so many other places to go, and yet here he is
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 12:33, archived)
I think it must have been for some reason that you are deliberately misrepresenting.
I have twice linked the stats page recently to demonstrate that I am not ignoring the majority of talk users, a claim often repeated by that master rhetorician and theologian mohafa.
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 17:25, archived)
I have twice linked the stats page recently to demonstrate that I am not ignoring the majority of talk users, a claim often repeated by that master rhetorician and theologian mohafa.
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 17:25, archived)
Having the search function back must be a nightmare for most of you.
I can spell superior, and peoples' moral inferiority is evidenced by the search function returning. I don't use the kind of language that makes people like mongychops and 'moohalaa' scum.
If you think I fight against your racism to feel superior, that's an understandable emotional reaction on your part. Making me out to be the evil one requires a lot less thought than any amount of introspection.
The thing is you don't have to let your racist past dominate your present or future. Though I have never been as low as a mongychops I have said and done things that I regret and apologise for. See how easy it is to do that?
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 15:26, archived)
I can spell superior, and peoples' moral inferiority is evidenced by the search function returning. I don't use the kind of language that makes people like mongychops and 'moohalaa' scum.
If you think I fight against your racism to feel superior, that's an understandable emotional reaction on your part. Making me out to be the evil one requires a lot less thought than any amount of introspection.
The thing is you don't have to let your racist past dominate your present or future. Though I have never been as low as a mongychops I have said and done things that I regret and apologise for. See how easy it is to do that?
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 15:26, archived)
Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby
Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Then slowly turn away from me
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 9:48, archived)
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby
Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Then slowly turn away from me
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 9:48, archived)
Couldn't be better
youtube.com/shorts/PCAFgrqCh5Q?si=Doh-40Vdrc3S4lfq
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 11:04, archived)
youtube.com/shorts/PCAFgrqCh5Q?si=Doh-40Vdrc3S4lfq
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 11:04, archived)
I'd just like to remind you all that the Pipe Smoker of the year award has been gone now for 20 years
Stephen Fry and Alf Garnett were among those who held the precious title.
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 3:28, archived)
Stephen Fry and Alf Garnett were among those who held the precious title.
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 3:28, archived)
To be reminded of that, I'd have to have known in the first place.
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 7:19, archived)
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 7:19, archived)
I vaguely remember
Someone being interviewed who had won it that year, despite not smoking a pipe
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 7:27, archived)
Someone being interviewed who had won it that year, despite not smoking a pipe
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 7:27, archived)
Should have given it to Whitney Houston
for her outstanding work with a crack pipe.
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 8:40, archived)
for her outstanding work with a crack pipe.
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 8:40, archived)
and her seamless integration of bathing, drug taking, and breath cessation
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 14:29, archived)
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 14:29, archived)
Seems fine here:
b3ta.com/search/talk?q=paki
You just have to click things 3 times to get them to work now.
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 20:45, archived)
b3ta.com/search/talk?q=paki
You just have to click things 3 times to get them to work now.
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 20:45, archived)
Works for me
b3ta.com/search/talk?q=you+fucking+stupid+fucking+cunt
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 21:10, archived)
b3ta.com/search/talk?q=you+fucking+stupid+fucking+cunt
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 21:10, archived)
You get used to it. I don't even see the code, all I see is blonde, brunette, goatse
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 22:02, archived)
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 22:02, archived)
That was a part of the new site
I never copied the fix over to it.
All fixed now.
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 0:15, archived)
I never copied the fix over to it.
All fixed now.
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 0:15, archived)
you can just copy+paste, there are special shortcuts, let me know if you want to learn more
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 2:04, archived)
( , Thu 10 Oct 2024, 2:04, archived)
I don't know, what the fat man said checks out so far but I can't see the harm in hedging my bets.
I have a collective shrine dedicated to all the currently available deities and their surrogates, although I think some Happy Meal Marvel figurines may have gotten mixed up in there... can't be really sure without disturbing some legitimately represented gods, so I reckon it's best left.
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 15:44, archived)
I have a collective shrine dedicated to all the currently available deities and their surrogates, although I think some Happy Meal Marvel figurines may have gotten mixed up in there... can't be really sure without disturbing some legitimately represented gods, so I reckon it's best left.
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 15:44, archived)
Pushing all the pricks down the board
I've added support for a more efficient PHP backend to the site.
It's been deployed as a canary deployment, which means when you load a page there's 50/50 chance that you will get the old site or the new one.
If you see any new issues, especially any that look random then let my representative on the mortal plane know.
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 13:50, archived)
I've added support for a more efficient PHP backend to the site.
It's been deployed as a canary deployment, which means when you load a page there's 50/50 chance that you will get the old site or the new one.
If you see any new issues, especially any that look random then let my representative on the mortal plane know.
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 13:50, archived)
Thanks for explaining the term 'canary deployment' but given that you had to define it, then why include it? Just the definition itself is enough. Can you explain your reasoning?
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 14:01, archived)
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 14:01, archived)
I also can't see why you'd need an earthly intermediary given your omnipotent all-knowing nature, it just makes no sense.
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 14:03, archived)
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 14:03, archived)
You created man in your own image
Surely this means that you're the biggest prick of all?
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 14:04, archived)
Surely this means that you're the biggest prick of all?
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 14:04, archived)
Half the time nothing loads at all, I guess that would be the new site.
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 16:52, archived)
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 16:52, archived)
NEW PERSON ALERT
Hello new person, show us your tits. Or your fanny. We don’t mind, we’re inclusive here.
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 18:50, archived)
Hello new person, show us your tits. Or your fanny. We don’t mind, we’re inclusive here.
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 18:50, archived)
mike woz ere's flounce history is quite the read
you'll need to highlight the text see the links due to some html fuck-uperry
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=16234
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 11:13, archived)
you'll need to highlight the text see the links due to some html fuck-uperry
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=16234
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 11:13, archived)
Is this your way of volunteering to be /talk's unofficial historian?
Someone needs to curate the mountains of shit to find the nuggets of slightly-less-shit, and it might as well be you.
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 11:30, archived)
Someone needs to curate the mountains of shit to find the nuggets of slightly-less-shit, and it might as well be you.
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 11:30, archived)
Ok that's confirmed then, thanks UTOL. We'll all ask you our /talk-related questions from now on.
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 11:44, archived)
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 11:44, archived)
Who is the shittest /talk user ever, and why?
Does their shitness involve frisbees or a pink prolapsed anus or what?
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 11:48, archived)
Does their shitness involve frisbees or a pink prolapsed anus or what?
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 11:48, archived)
Don't say that about yourself m8, it's just not true. You're an unremarkably average dullard 👍🏻
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 13:22, archived)
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 13:22, archived)
take a look at musk jumping about on stage at that trump rally, that's what 'the worst' looks like
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 15:52, archived)
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 15:52, archived)
Dear Sn0tters, please make it possible to delete someone else’s post
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 13:49, archived)
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 13:49, archived)
Morning web colleagues, let's get to work on making some of the best quality posts on an internet forum..
I'm looking forward to seing what you all come up with, I can already tell it's going to be great.
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 9:25, archived)
I'm looking forward to seing what you all come up with, I can already tell it's going to be great.
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 9:25, archived)
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 9:56, archived)
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 9:56, archived)
I’m still dining out on having met Jacob Dyer.
He was all right.
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 10:02, archived)
He was all right.
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 10:02, archived)
Fuck knows, I never use /board, and I've only ever seen people quoting it, not the original.
Didn't we used to have a resident autist who memorised the entirety of /talk and could tell you when anything was posted?
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 10:13, archived)
Didn't we used to have a resident autist who memorised the entirety of /talk and could tell you when anything was posted?
( , Wed 9 Oct 2024, 10:13, archived)
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