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afternoon
Sent from my iPhone
(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 12:25, archived)
Hello.
Sent from my Blackberry
(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 12:29, archived)

Black dingle
(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 12:34, archived)
BRB KLAXON!!!

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 13:12, archived)
Why?
Dingleberries are not a racist thing, so what's the joke?
(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 14:19, archived)
Let’s not do any more questions. Let’s just listen to music. Let’s make it into a music. Who the hell wants to hear questions, right?

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 12:35, archived)
lol Trump

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 12:56, archived)
haha, Donald Fart!!!

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 13:10, archived)
Let’s make it into a music.

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 14:03, archived)
Take a big shit on top

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 14:08, archived)
mountain high, valley low, take a big shit on top, there you go

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 14:10, archived)
Hello Sam

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 12:48, archived)
+ Sent from my +sung

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 12:56, archived)
good afternoon
Sent from my scrotum
(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 12:53, archived)
alright Adolfo 'Shabba Doo' Quinone's

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 12:56, archived)
no real names plz

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 13:09, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 13:11, archived)
Semen Khaidenko

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 13:12, archived)
scott,

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 13:36, archived)
, Trouser

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 13:47, archived)
(scott(,) Trouser), Venn

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 19:16, archived)
afternoon
Please consider the environment before printing this email
(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 13:11, archived)
Cheers
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(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 13:13, archived)
, Trouser

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 13:13, archived)
nice contents

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 13:40, archived)
Afternoon
Sent from my rocking chair
(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 13:26, archived)
🎸🪑

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 13:32, archived)
Sent from my billabong

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 13:31, archived)
Crikey

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 13:32, archived)
I have a cabin overlooking one
Have you never heard the word?
(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 14:00, archived)
Course he has ya flaming gallah

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 14:08, archived)
what a mongrel

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 16:27, archived)
Why are YOU ignoring me?

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 20:42, archived)
I've had a haircut
It's very short. I look like I tangled with a lawnmower and it won.
Have you ever been shocked at your hairdo?
(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 9:05, archived)
Take a big shit on top

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 9:07, archived)
That might give me some lift actually.
And I can save on mousse
(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 9:10, archived)
The colour wouldn't match though.
My hair is gray and my poo is brown 💩
(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 9:14, archived)
Sometimes yellow

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 9:15, archived)
You made a meme for me!
I'm so flattered
(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 10:59, archived)
morning

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 9:24, archived)
I like your new name :)
Good morning :)
(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 9:28, archived)
I might leave Bou behind myself
Have a fresh start
(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 9:30, archived)
, Trouser

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 10:02, archived)
morning

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 6:40, archived)
Good morning morning

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 6:57, archived)
Cheers cheers

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 7:59, archived)
Fuck you, morning. Fuck you.

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 8:25, archived)
Hi

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 8:27, archived)
Good

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 8:26, archived)
Not you.

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 8:27, archived)
Aw man, I always get left out.

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 8:43, archived)
^ shaking hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 8:47, archived)
-sh +t -hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree +a big shit on top

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 14:12, archived)
^ erupting his mini mount vesuvius over his pocket Pompeii

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 9:26, archived)
Morning you all
Or y’all as they say in ‘Merica
(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 8:48, archived)
y'all you all?
sounds wrong tbh
(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 16:08, archived)
Morning

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 9:50, archived)
WANKER

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 10:53, archived)
Let’s make it into a music.

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 12:36, archived)
What does the whale say ?
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(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 22:37, archived)
Probably blub blub blub

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 22:42, archived)
stop killing my friends

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 23:07, archived)
Ah couldn't if ah-I tried

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 23:14, archived)
, Trouser

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 23:54, archived)
whale meat again

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 1:21, archived)
Aww mum

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 1:29, archived)
At a whale weigh station

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 8:30, archived)
i'm thinking about changing my name
please make any suggestions in this thread your help in this matter is greatly appreciated
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 18:15, archived)
Gerald

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 18:19, archived)
oh no

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 18:21, archived)
Oh yes

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 21:23, archived)
Darron

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 18:20, archived)
er

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 18:21, archived)
+ ma-ma-ma my

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 19:54, archived)
username or real name?

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 18:23, archived)
username i'm quite happy with my real name which is alfred von slippery fingers
or was is reginald von hundenburger? yeah that was it.
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 18:25, archived)
The Conker King

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 18:27, archived)
they found a metal bollock in his bollocks

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 20:05, archived)
It’s always in the last place you look

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 20:10, archived)
, Trouser

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 20:18, archived)
fair do's
how about 'dozer'?
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 18:57, archived)
Adolfo 'Shabba Doo' Quiñones

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 18:23, archived)
, Trouser

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 18:25, archived)
steady on old boy

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 23:15, archived)
Kaydon-Karter

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 18:46, archived)
How about HappinessPenis?

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 19:57, archived)
wesuckanycock.com

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 19:59, archived)
Ben Box

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 20:06, archived)

ɦǟքքʏ ɮɨʀȶɦɖǟʏ ʍɨֆɛʀʏ ƈʊռȶ

Have you considered BeerChuggingBastard?
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 20:09, archived)
Dwight Smeg-Helmit

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 20:10, archived)
MiseryBou

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 20:12, archived)
Sebastian Winnett

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 20:13, archived)
Too far, man. Too far. :(

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 20:27, archived)
^ led junior in complex multi-handed matters

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 21:48, archived)
Sebastian Dried-on Excreta

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 23:21, archived)
Cunty McCuntface

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 20:16, archived)
FuckOffThen

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 20:16, archived)
Bobby Bag

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 20:22, archived)
Rathen

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 20:27, archived)
, Trouser

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 21:23, archived)
I suggest you change it to Ghengis P. Fucklegs

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 21:18, archived)
See this as a realisation that your existing is pointless and kill yourself. You can change user name before I suppose.

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 21:39, archived)
+ delete your accounts

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 22:16, archived)
one account per soul

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 23:16, archived)
Your new name should be your mother's maiden name followed by your first pet's name then your date of birth

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 21:45, archived)
Piss.
Just change it to Piss.
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 22:05, archived)
pedo guy

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 22:13, archived)
Yes, but what should he change his name to?

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 22:20, archived)
Elon Musk

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 23:09, archived)

                                                                                                                                                 

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(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 22:32, archived)
The artist formerly known as Prick?

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 22:35, archived)

tist sehole
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 22:42, archived)
Hi cunt's
Adolfo 'Shabba Doo' Quiñones here, how's it going. Just doing some light 'popping' and 'locking' before dinner. Going to Roti King in Euston, in case you were wondering
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 16:47, archived)
Hello Sam

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 16:49, archived)
Hi

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 16:50, archived)
try the CUNTCUSTARD
"And let’s listen to Pavarotti sing ‘Ave Maria.'”
He then pointed to a Gold Star couple whose son was lost in battle, saying: “That’s for your boy, stand up.”
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 16:58, archived)
Sorry Sam

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 17:03, archived)
Sounds a bit racist if you ask me

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 17:07, archived)
Yeah me too, I say ban this sick filth, even though I’m not sure it is sick filth.

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 17:13, archived)
Never let uncertainty get in the way of a good banning

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 17:29, archived)
-ann +umm

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 17:29, archived)
Rancid bungholes
Zero visibility
Rancid bungholes
Comin from the body heat
Ugitme?
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 17:11, archived)
Any relation to Rexton Rawlston Fernando Gordon aka Shabba Ranks?

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 17:12, archived)
second cousins twice removed

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 23:08, archived)
Just booked a table for my birthday meal
Aquapod, the only seafood restaurant close to me that doesn't look dodgy.
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 17:27, archived)
the name, however...
srsly, have a great time
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 17:56, archived)
Thanks
The name is awful
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 18:11, archived)
I saw a cafe in London once called 'Squat & Gobble'
which I think sounds like an obviously made-up sex act defined on urbandictionary as a woman giving a blowjob while simultaneously taking a shit.
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 20:29, archived)
Why a woman?

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 22:19, archived)
Because otherwise it'd be weird and gross.

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 22:35, archived)
You run a tight ship, I like that.

(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 1:38, archived)
well everyone has fucked off so the rest of my birthday is a valium and ritalin induced coma

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 15:24, archived)
dunno if that works as a combo but going to find out for science

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 15:25, archived)
Please don't

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 15:43, archived)
Keep posting on here for the lolz

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 15:44, archived)
I told you I was hardcore

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 17:01, archived)
i don't know if 70mg of valium is a lot or if i need to up my game

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 18:17, archived)
lucky

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 15:26, archived)
Aw no. Well I have written to Sn0tters to ban my IP address
So let's hope.
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 15:26, archived)
why do you want someone else to ban you
can't you just chop your fingers off or something
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 18:23, archived)
But we're still here, so you still have all the excitement of /talk!

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 15:32, archived)

it r
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 15:34, archived)
bout right

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 16:02, archived)
swim in shit or drown in shit, those are the basic /chat options

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 17:05, archived)
i prefer shit in shit

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 17:28, archived)
Great site for films and series
www.meatspin.com/
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 13:24, archived)
Riddled with viruses

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 13:29, archived)
Like Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II's vagina

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 14:14, archived)
Clickin’ dis

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 13:30, archived)
Cheers Cheers

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 14:14, archived)
Phwoar!
Fully torqued as I type this
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 13:32, archived)
You can torque the torque
But can you worque the worque?
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 13:39, archived)
Dollar dollar

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 14:15, archived)
ftao sn0tters: The image updangler is brokified.

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 13:46, archived)
It's been spun

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 13:46, archived)
Bugger

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 15:15, archived)
Should be working now

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 15:17, archived)
Hello Sn0tters.
Could I ask a favour please?
Could you ban my IP address please?
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 15:32, archived)
Unless you pay for a static IP
That is a very stupid plan.
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 16:19, archived)
:(

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 17:12, archived)
Now webp is disallowed again..?

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 20:07, archived)
"marvel universe" written on the fucker, "moviegoer" written on the spinner

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 13:47, archived)
And Jesus written on the balls

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 13:49, archived)
well, Jesus on one, Christ on the other

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 13:50, archived)
and "the redeemer" scrawled on the taint

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 13:51, archived)
In lemon juice, semen and shit

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 14:06, archived)
choose from an exciting range of both traditional and modern materials

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 15:07, archived)
This fixed all those viruses.

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 13:49, archived)
Tell John McAffee

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 14:15, archived)
I have some bad news.

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 14:23, archived)
Not John?

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 14:59, archived)
, McAfee

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 15:08, archived)
Hello Sam

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 13:59, archived)
Hello, good bollocks, and evening

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 14:06, archived)
happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
I'm an old as fuck bastard
Someone please kill me
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 10:44, archived)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I hope you have a great day :)
🍰
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 10:49, archived)
thanks bou

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:38, archived)
Do you have any plans to celebrate the day?

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:45, archived)
Bucket of ketamine

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 12:53, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8399394
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 12:58, archived)
i used to like playing poker on ketamine

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 18:29, archived)
Stick it up your arse

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 10:51, archived)
thanks mr horrible

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:39, archived)
birthdays are for blobbing birds

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 10:53, archived)
What about woofters?

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:24, archived)
NO

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:26, archived)
No birthdays for woofters, gotcha

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:27, archived)
WHAT NEXT BIRTHDAYS FOR TREES

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:47, archived)
THESE DAYS

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:54, archived)
FOAMING PINT

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 12:29, archived)
FOAMING MOUTH

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 12:33, archived)
Cheers

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:39, archived)
#BigFatMonkey
#ThoughtItWasYou
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 10:57, archived)
thanks queef

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:39, archived)
Happy birthday.
I hope you have a day that isn't entirely shit.
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 10:57, archived)
He’s posting on here so presumably his day is on the way to being entirely shit

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 10:59, archived)
Take a big shit on top

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:00, archived)
That's Tuesday birthdays for you. /talk and shit.

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:09, archived)
I fancy some cake now

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:11, archived)
I don't have any cake but I can offer you some shit.

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:15, archived)
That doesn't quite cut the mustard

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:25, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8427189
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:53, archived)
correct I'm spending it witn family

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:36, archived)
Might I advise strong tranquillisers?

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:37, archived)
one of my presents was contraband valium

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:40, archived)
You are a barrel of laughs :(

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:11, archived)
And you're a cunt but nobody mentions it
Well, not enough
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:12, archived)
Everybody mentions it all the time
But I'm not that bad, just a bit dilly
Just a bit fucked up
Like all of us
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:13, archived)
and so say all of us
And so say all of us
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:37, archived)
Everyone knows I'm the nicest b3tan.
Now shut your fucking facehole.
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:33, archived)
+you fucking stupid fucking cunt

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:36, archived)
Repetition
A bit irritating but ok
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:48, archived)
Well Misery Cunt is the only one willing to talk to me decently
So I'm going with him in the nice department
But this is b3ta so anything goes.
Have a lovely day
*Colgate smile* a la Stepford Wives
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:51, archived)
Aren't you a little old for birthdays?

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:26, archived)
yes. I'm 50

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:38, archived)
Ha! I turned a mere 46 on Sunday
and I hate it :(
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:39, archived)
Fucking miracle you made it this far 👏 😂

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:39, archived)
i got age guessed at 33

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:41, archived)
Well done I got 31

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:41, archived)
I say well done my own youthful looks are purely down to genetics and nothing to do with my own efforts
so I'm going to presume yours are the same.
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:43, archived)
correct

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 15:23, archived)
-age +IQ

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:42, archived)
I'm 50 next Tuesday

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 12:22, archived)
Thoughts and prayers.

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 12:25, archived)
it's shit i wouldn't bother

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 15:23, archived)
happy birthday
I hope you lots of lovely presents
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:26, archived)
drugs

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:41, archived)
happy drugs I hope you get lots of presents

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 15:15, archived)
just drugs

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 16:05, archived)
Happy birthday
Get pissed and eat cake
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 12:23, archived)
👍🏻

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 13:50, archived)
fine

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 13:55, archived)
morning

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 6:39, archived)
not today, satan

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 6:48, archived)
I quite fancy a bit of satanic activity today

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 10:17, archived)
, Trouser

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 10:17, archived)
sticklebricks

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 7:04, archived)
Cheers

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 10:42, archived)
morning

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 10:55, archived)
Morning
good news - the car passed its MOT.
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 9:03, archived)
Well that's good news for you, but it's not exactly great for the rest of us, is it?
God, you're so selfish. It's all about you, isn't it?
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 10:27, archived)
Nothing but a typical 5 string bass playing New Cross gig goer

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 10:29, archived)
Bloody leftie liberal elites in their sensible hatchback cars

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 10:35, archived)
Fuck you, morning. Fuck you.

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 10:16, archived)
morning

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 10:20, archived)
Morning has broken

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 10:22, archived)
arseboon dilbaro?

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 22:24, archived)
No thanks, I've just eaten.

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 22:28, archived)
+ semen khaidenko

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 22:33, archived)
sticklebricks

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 22:35, archived)
You'll arseboon your whole dilbaro if you're not careful with that semen, khaidenko.

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 23:03, archived)
Bath & Body Works apologizes for candles that look like a KKK meeting, arseboon

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 0:18, archived)
, dilbaro
“We apologize to anyone we’ve offended and are swiftly working to have this item removed and are evaluating our process going forward.”
1) Offer fewer KKK items going forward
2) Call them KKKandles and claim they're ironic going forward
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 0:20, archived)

3) scale back the self-igniting cross-in-lawn strange-fruit scented set.
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 10:45, archived)
4...
5. Profit
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:00, archived)
going forward

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:27, archived)
Morning!
How did Monday treat you?
I slept badly last night.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 19:13, archived)
morning

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 19:14, archived)
G'day mate
What's the forecast around here
Looks like a bit of a shitshow
(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 19:16, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 21:25, archived)
Fuck you

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 21:25, archived)


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(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 19:17, archived)
Cheers
Now do me. Julian Assange ;)
(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 19:20, archived)
Strewth!

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 19:39, archived)
I cried when I went to his zoo just after he died. A down syndrome teen was sitting next to me and he was fucking hilarious, laughing so much. Rip, both I expect.

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 19:50, archived)
Shane Warne looking well

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 20:13, archived)
Yeah, well dead

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 20:14, archived)
It was all good
Until half an hour ago, when the hot flush began
(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 20:16, archived)
How ya going mite?

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 20:39, archived)
CHRIST THIS PLACE IS DEAD.
TIME TO LET /TALK DIE.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 15:33, archived)
All those morning threads will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 15:38, archived)
ANOTHER Novelty Shitcunt Account!
We're spoiling you folks, we really are.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 15:40, archived)
I've not been on here much recently.
Have I missed anything?
(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 15:49, archived)
Only you know that

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 16:08, archived)
, Trouser

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 16:16, archived)
I barely know if I've hit something in this place

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 16:25, archived)
seriously though, in case it wasn't obvious then no, no you have not missed anything, nothing at all, no
nothing has been learned and no progress towards anything whatsoever has been made
No wait not true, there were a couple of new Bou accounts to ignore. Imagine!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 17:55, archived)
I'm trying to get snotters to ban Italy or at least my IP address
Because I'm incapable of staying away
(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 16:49, archived)
How was Italy?
Did you have a good time?
(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 16:50, archived)
Well there was "the incident",
but we all agreed not to mention it again.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 18:06, archived)
, Bagpuss

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 18:47, archived)
Talk
youtu.be/zjedLeVGcfE?si=BSb4zOTeO-crDGUW
(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 16:58, archived)
Your fault

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 17:16, archived)
Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be.....John Parr!
Growin' up, you don't see the writing on the wall
Passin' by, movin' straight ahead, you knew it all
But maybe sometime if you feel the pain
You'll find you're all alone, everything has changed
Play the game, you know you can't quit until it's won
Soldier on, only you can do what must be done
You know in some way you're a lot like me
You're just a prisoner and you're tryin' to break free
I can see a new horizon underneath the blazin' sky
I'll be where the eagle's flying higher and higher
Gonna be your man in motion, all I need's this pair of wheels
Take me where my future's lyin', St. Elmo's fire (Ooh, oooh, oooh)
Burning up, don't know just how far that I can go
(Just how far I go)
Soon be home, only just a few miles down the road
I can make it, I know, I can
You broke the boy in me but you won't break the man
I can see a new horizon underneath the blazin' sky
I'll be where the eagle's flying higher and higher
Gonna be your man in motion, all I need's this pair of wheels
Take me where my future's lyin', St. Elmo's fire
I can climb the highest mountain, cross the wildest sea
I can feel St. Elmo's fire burnin' in me, burnin' in me
Just once in his life a man has his time
And my time is now, I'm coming alive
I can hear the music playin', I can see the banners fly
Feel like you're back again, and hope ridin' high
Gonna be your man in motion, all I need's this pair of wheels
Take me where my future's lyin', St. Elmo's fire
I can see a new horizon underneath the blazin' sky
I'll be where the eagle's flying higher and higher
Gonna be your man in motion, all I need's this pair of wheels
Take me where my future's lyin', St. Elmo's fire
I can climb the highest mountain, cross the wildest sea
I can feel St. Elmo's fire burnin' in me
Burnin', burnin' in me, I can feel it burnin'
St. Elmo's fire, St. Elmo's fire

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 17:22, archived)
Yes, yes and million times yes!
you are on Parr
(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 17:37, archived)
I loved you in Game For A Laugh, Matthew

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 17:50, archived)
too macho

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 17:59, archived)
splitting ions in the ether

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 17:57, archived)
Bye Sam

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 12:21, archived)
Forget it Sam. It’s Chinatown.

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 12:23, archived)
ip freely

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 12:34, archived)

it’s Chinatown yo, holmes to Bel Air
(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 12:35, archived)
, Sam

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 14:05, archived)
Hello cheers

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 12:35, archived)
afternoon morning

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 12:36, archived)
She needs to get back on the ol' anti-spastic headmeds

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 12:37, archived)
true dat

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 12:38, archived)
this is an inclusive board for inclusive people

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 13:02, archived)
And cunts

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 13:12, archived)
Aw thanks, I feel seen.

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 13:14, archived)
I see you baby, shakin that cunt

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 14:03, archived)
Shakin that cunt

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 14:04, archived)
Shakin that fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 14:07, archived)
I find your post offensive to horse slasher cunts.

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 14:27, archived)
Derek & Clive's Dance Anthems

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 14:28, archived)
, cunt

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 14:35, archived)

www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/walls-fall-out
(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 17:11, archived)
+like being covered in
+m
(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 14:36, archived)
Mmmm, smeen.

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 14:41, archived)
Play it again you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 13:13, archived)
Oh, you've regressed. :(

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 16:01, archived)
I've got a spare , Trouser if anyone needs it

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 13:58, archived)
You should donate it to the local , Trouser bank

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 14:03, archived)
, Bagpuss

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 14:04, archived)
+y +y

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 14:05, archived)
Madnezzz

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 14:05, archived)
They caught me shoving a , Bagpuss into the , Trouser skip so I'm banned

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 14:11, archived)
I'M BANNED, SKIP :(

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 14:11, archived)
Sam who?

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 14:11, archived)
, Who

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 14:13, archived)
Looks like I am stuck here forever :(
Snotters: can you ban Italy?

Please block my IP address
(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 11:42, archived)
Fuck it, ban the whole EU
we'll call it b3xit.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 11:43, archived)
I like what you did there but no

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 11:48, archived)
Don't delete responses and then post them again but slightly different.
That's twat behaviour.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 11:49, archived)
Sorry I meant to say I like
"B3xit" But what about Irish people
(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 11:50, archived)
Bollocks

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 11:51, archived)
Yes yes bollocks Mr horrible

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 12:05, archived)
My only hope is snotters now

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 11:52, archived)
Feck them

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 11:53, archived)
Feck you
I have an Irish great granny
(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 11:55, archived)
Bollocks

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 11:56, archived)
She's too dead to come to B3ta though

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 11:56, archived)
, Trouser

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 11:56, archived)
The balaclava wearing, potato scoffing, Popefucking, riverdancing cunts.
Fuck them.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 12:10, archived)
oh it's you! off you fuck then.

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 12:06, archived)

Fuck you, Bou.

It’s time to get out of Italy, Bou.
What were you even doing there in the first place, Bou?
You didn’t even get properly elected, Bou.
Are you happy now, Bou?

Fuck you, Bou.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 12:08, archived)
Hi Dozer

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 12:14, archived)
Not you.

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 12:18, archived)
Bollocks

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 13:12, archived)
How about you just stop announing you're leaving forever
and so stop putting yourself in such an embarrassing position in the first place?

Like I told you, people who really want to leave just leave. No announcements, no flounce, no checking back every day to see what's being said about you, they just go. I've stopped visiting several forums in my time, it's really really easy to just stop posting somewhere. Just stop typing the address into your browser and you'll simply not be there.

Not announcing that you're flouncing has the benefit that you don't look like a fool if you decide to go back and post something later. It means that people are not annoyed to see you return (most people would've not noticed you'd left, especially after less than a week ffs).
(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 16:19, archived)
YOURE NOT UNDERSTANDING THIS
I AM DESPERATE TO LEAVE BUT I CANNOT STAY AWAY
(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 16:53, archived)
Nonsense.

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 17:56, archived)
Monday morning, yeah?

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 7:34, archived)
You are technically correct.
The best kind of correct.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 7:38, archived)
Cheers

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 7:57, archived)
Are you about to demote a bureaucrat?

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 8:33, archived)
I like to do that with rope

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 9:25, archived)
Morning

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 8:07, archived)
morning g

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 8:11, archived)
sticklebricks

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 8:16, archived)
Dunno who that is, soz

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 8:20, archived)
Cheers

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 14:17, archived)
Good morning

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 8:23, archived)
Greetings

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 8:25, archived)
Morning

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 8:32, archived)
Yo

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 10:21, archived)
fucking wazzing it down here

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 8:50, archived)
Blue skies and cold here
lol The North™️
(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 10:22, archived)
Yes indeed.
Another week, full of promise and excitement and wanking directly into the toilet to save on tissues.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 9:11, archived)
Top efficiency, here

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 10:22, archived)
I'm so sick of my company trying to engage with me and get me invovled
I don't want to get involved.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 9:27, archived)
tEaMbUiLdInG!11!!!111!!
You must go on this mandatory 3 day exercise that will achieve nothing but fuel your hatred of the attention-whores over in HR even more, oh and you better not miss that project deadline in 5 days time!
HAVE FUN, GREATEST ASSET NUMBER 438!
(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 9:34, archived)
I'm a team of 1

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 9:59, archived)
There's no I in team
but there's a U in cunt.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 10:18, archived)
There's an O in GEOSTORM

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 10:22, archived)
There are two!

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 10:30, archived)
"Lacks people skills"

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 13:27, archived)
That could be any one of us

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 23:49, archived)
Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 10:23, archived)
Replied to the wrong comment, Trouser

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 10:26, archived)
Hi

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 9:40, archived)
evening morning

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 10:24, archived)
morning

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 10:51, archived)
mooning (__i__)

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 10:34, archived)
Sun’s out bums out

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 11:15, archived)
im in a holiday caravan and it's raining real hard
Reminds me of the time i lived in a shed for quite a few months

Have you ever lived in a shed? If so please respond using diagrams
(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 0:18, archived)
I am a shed

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 0:58, archived)
tool hut, work room, applicance storage center, mr horrible, one of these things is not like the others

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 1:32, archived)
Very temporarily, in the back garden of my girlfriend of the time

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 1:29, archived)
-back +lady

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 18:51, archived)
no I have never lived in a shed

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 6:10, archived)
LIES

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 12:06, archived)
I'm drunk and you're all fucking shitwombles

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 21:52, archived)
I'm sober and you're right

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 22:31, archived)
if you're not drunk you're no friend of mine

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 23:10, archived)
Hey fuck you

(, Sun 13 Oct 2024, 23:44, archived)
rape a replicant
You anal infested plop goblin
(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 0:13, archived)
infested with anal, what's that then

(, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 1:33, archived)

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