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Anyone got room for afters noon?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 11 Mar 2025, 12:29, archived)
No I'm full of beans and spunk.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 12:34, archived)
57 different varieties
#dirtyoldbollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 12:36, archived)
I'm full of beans and cauliflower
so am expecting a rapture of guffs later
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 12:52, archived)
Yep
the enfartening is upon me
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 13:32, archived)
That’s nice dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 14:27, archived)
one thing at a time, it's still morning here

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 12:48, archived)
You're behind the times, m{64^0.5}.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 11 Mar 2025, 12:56, archived)
Not really, we just moved ahead an hour, we're gradually catching up to you
MAGA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 12:58, archived)
Fucken half 8 at night here
Madness I tell you
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 13:26, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8440326
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 13:46, archived)
Bullshit

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 14:42, archived)
I’m saving room for evening

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 12:48, archived)
No, I'm full of steak

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 14:45, archived)
any more ning, anyone? there's loads left

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 6:26, archived)
^sore ring

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 6:48, archived)
Put a ring on THIS
*points at crotch*
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Mar 2025, 8:05, archived)
I'll have a scoop, please.

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 8:15, archived)
Is it mor- or eve-flavoured?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 11 Mar 2025, 8:59, archived)
pru

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 9:58, archived)
gur

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 11 Mar 2025, 11:57, archived)
I'm good, thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 9:01, archived)
So racist

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 10:15, archived)
Jeff Buckleyzzz
/niche
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 10:40, archived)
alright Jazz Club

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 11:48, archived)
Running a Cyberpunk 2020 session tonight.
Proper dice and paper books though, none of this online virtual tabletop malarky.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 19:02, archived)
how many sides?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 19:14, archived)
Paper usually has two.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 21:31, archived)
you must be buying the expensive stuff

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 22:54, archived)
You massive nerd

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 10 Mar 2025, 19:43, archived)
Thrilling.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 19:50, archived)
why?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 20:35, archived)
*scathing put-down about your hobby because my own life is empty and without purpose*

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 20:49, archived)
empty and without purpose sounds all right to me

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 22:54, archived)
#FizzyShit

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 23:58, archived)
Moribund flebsite
Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 16:53, archived)
hey hun how r u lol

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 17:28, archived)
Hey babe
Gud u?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 19:23, archived)
fandabidozi

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 22:46, archived)
I’m cold 2H, please advise

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 17:36, archived)
I could offer some helpful suggestions but you specifically didn't ask me so I'll keep them to myself.

(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 17:48, archived)
firelighters, up the botty

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 17:52, archived)
-l +f

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 18:14, archived)
Post a 3000-word Doctor Who fanfic,
you should immediately become very warm.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 18:37, archived)
10/11?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 19:00, archived)
Fall asleep with the heating on

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 19:23, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 20:49, archived)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:00, archived)
bindun

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:02, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:02, archived)
I've lost interest already.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:03, archived)
would you like a cuddle?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:04, archived)
I would!
Was that an offer or just a general enquiry?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:07, archived)
i'm trying to start a service where i pair talk users that would like a cuddle up with each other
so they can satisfy each other discreetly behind closed doors, on park benches (at night obvs) or behind dilapidated council garages
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:17, archived)
Sounds great, just don't pair me up with the shit one.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:22, archived)
i'll do my best

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:32, archived)
Hey.
How you doin'?

wiggles eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:37, archived)
Hey. Monstrously aroused, you?
Let’s cyber like it’s 2002.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:46, archived)
Connect to the Dekion Plexis IRC node, noonet alpha 5!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:50, archived)
just had a fizzy shit

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:05, archived)
how did it taste

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:18, archived)
Alka Seltzer douche again?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 15:30, archived)
Make Afternoon Great Again

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:26, archived)
sequels?
aren't there enough already
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 13:01, archived)
Afternoon
Happy mario day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 13:20, archived)
Pipe Down
chuckles
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 10 Mar 2025, 15:12, archived)
Silly person

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 15:21, archived)
It's my rabbit's 10th birthday today! Happy Birthday Poopy!
He's currently got infections in both eyes which he seems to have gone blind from and my wife who bought him won't go near him in case she gets infected. For his birthday he had co-trimoxazole and some sort of anti-inflammatory for dogs.
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 13:27, archived)
Is there a particular reason why you called him poopy?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 13:58, archived)
It's a corruption of Popeye
which is appropriate, given his corrupted and popped eyes
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 14:37, archived)
Wife named him and he's certainly lived up to it.

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 14:37, archived)
Ah, that explains it
I can't talk, I've had a tarantula called genghis p fucklegs, a fish called Becky Jr and cats called catface, Azrael, Mr Bigglesworth and Igor.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 15:20, archived)
Our first family pet was a cat called Pushkin which I'm sure my parents thought was terribly clever.
He was a total psychopath and lived to 15 and when he died we made dad get a granite headstone in the garden which reads 'in loving memory of Pushkin' even though everyone hated him.
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 16:03, archived)
What did she name him?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 19:00, archived)
Vet called out 'Poppy' assuming it was a typo, I immediately corrected her.

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 14:38, archived)
Last time we were at the vet the people in front of us had their cat with them, his name was Mr. Jinx
When they went through into the exam room he started to meow really loudly so I said "Classic Jinx" to my wife and we both sat there laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 19:07, archived)
I finally beat Mothula
Just needed some blue potion so I could get more magic for the fire rod.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 10 Mar 2025, 15:26, archived)
I bet you did

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 15:27, archived)
This is about Viagra, isn't it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 15:30, archived)
When is it *not* about viagra, hmm?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 10 Mar 2025, 15:48, archived)
Is everyone looking forward to today's "afternoon" thread when it happens?
Who do you think will post it? What time will they post it? Will there be anything else in the thread or just people saying "afternoon" and then going back to their Monday activities?

My goodness, it's an exciting prospect! I can hardly contain my anticipation.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 11:19, archived)
afternoon soon

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 11:35, archived)
I know, thrilling times ahead.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 11:49, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 11:50, archived)
Not for long!

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 11:59, archived)
MINGETITS
Alt: arseboon dilbaro
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 10 Mar 2025, 11:59, archived)
I have no strong feelings about any of that.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:01, archived)
noon

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:00, archived)
Love it.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:00, archived)
^ nwot

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:00, archived)
morning
day off today
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 7:32, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8440317
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 8:11, archived)
First day back in work for me

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 8:13, archived)
Morning.
I'm in the office as I usually am on Mondays. I haven't stabbed anyone yet, but I've only been working for three minutes, so there's still time.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 9:03, archived)
I'm WFH in the lovely Wales
the bucolic peace is being shattered by the people down the road who are trying to start a cement mixer - that guy's been trying to tug the engine into life for ten minutes now.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 9:44, archived)
Update - there are occasional splutterings of life
but they don't last long then it's back to the incessant starting attempts.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 9:45, archived)
I would like to subscribe for more cement mixer updates.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 9:51, archived)
The tension is building, that's for sure
(it's the only thing that is at the current rate)
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 9:55, archived)
OK I changed my mind. Unsubscribe.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 10:34, archived)
I've been tugging my engine into life for ten minutes IYKWIM

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 9:51, archived)
Looks like you've slopped some cement down your front
or something
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 9:55, archived)
I'll scrape it off when it sets

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 9:56, archived)
Not sure anything should be that lumpy
you may want to see someone about that.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 10:06, archived)
And that's my cottage cheese going in the bin

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 10:20, archived)
That's what HE said when he climaxed!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 10:59, archived)
Tap'a'de marnin to ye!
Aptly, I am next to a paddy field
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 3:24, archived)
Keep your eye out for Charlie

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 6:25, archived)
I am spending much of this week at the beach
I can tell you that nowadays Charlie does in fact surf
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 6:46, archived)
The horror!

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 6:48, archived)
Gloom falls over us! Unfeeling Earth hides the sun.
A nightly eclipse.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 9 Mar 2025, 18:33, archived)
*paarrrrrp*

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 9 Mar 2025, 18:47, archived)
So......it's after sunset?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 9 Mar 2025, 19:27, archived)
after starrise

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 9 Mar 2025, 19:33, archived)
was better in my head

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 9 Mar 2025, 19:35, archived)
Most things are

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 9 Mar 2025, 20:18, archived)
get out of my head

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 9 Mar 2025, 22:02, archived)
Much better.

(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Sun 9 Mar 2025, 19:40, archived)
That fucking fucking awful wanker dungeon boss on A Link To The Past is a complete swearword.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 9 Mar 2025, 19:57, archived)
shut up you stupid prick

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 3:23, archived)
Morning
I have recently been conducting a study on Andrew Hunter Murray and his QI Elves and have concluded that they are all a bunch of terminally unfunny toffee nosed cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Sun 9 Mar 2025, 14:53, archived)
Speaking as a member of the unfunny cunt community
- I'm afraid I find them relatively amusing. More so than Season 2 of Trump, at least, which is just become silly and quite unbelievable.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 9 Mar 2025, 15:11, archived)
They laugh at their own scripted jokes and private school banter
and they go HWAR-HWAR-HWAR. String 'em up.
(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Sun 9 Mar 2025, 15:39, archived)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 9 Mar 2025, 12:20, archived)
Oh yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 9 Mar 2025, 12:29, archived)
I wasn't finished with Noon! How dare you!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 9 Mar 2025, 13:17, archived)
RIP Prince Frederick
Yeah, I didn't know who he was, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 9 Mar 2025, 14:33, archived)
wasn't he married to Sarah Michelle Gellar?

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sun 9 Mar 2025, 14:36, archived)
I think that was his son

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 9 Mar 2025, 14:59, archived)
The jammy bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 9 Mar 2025, 15:54, archived)
More like Prince Deadri... never mind!

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 9 Mar 2025, 14:46, archived)
ONE STEP BEYOND!

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 9 Mar 2025, 15:52, archived)
after the noon

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Mar 2025, 16:16, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 9 Mar 2025, 6:39, archived)
Goedemorgen!

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 9 Mar 2025, 7:00, archived)
Wizzo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 9 Mar 2025, 8:24, archived)
Smeggie

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 9 Mar 2025, 9:31, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 9 Mar 2025, 7:51, archived)
Broadsy

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 9 Mar 2025, 8:24, archived)
morning
a perfect day for tanning the taint
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 9 Mar 2025, 8:08, archived)
cheers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 9 Mar 2025, 8:24, archived)
Smegg

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 9 Mar 2025, 10:03, archived)
Tanning Taintum

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Mar 2025, 8:33, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 9 Mar 2025, 10:02, archived)
MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BUM-BUM FROM OTHER GAY SPAZZES

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 9 Mar 2025, 8:41, archived)
we know m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 9 Mar 2025, 8:43, archived)
Just wanted to avoid any doubt.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 9 Mar 2025, 8:53, archived)
don't speak we know just what you're thinking
don't tell us 'cause it hurts
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 9 Mar 2025, 9:28, archived)
We know.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 9 Mar 2025, 8:49, archived)
Charivari time!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Mar 2025, 12:12, archived)
Cooking time!
Going to see if my Radeon 9550 SE has enough lead in the solder to contaminate my oven and poison my supper
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 20:49, archived)
[edited for clarity]
Word of the day: charivari.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 21:02, archived)
reflowing never works

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 21:54, archived)
Fuck this!
Alligator Shitfuck all night long!
(SILOUSER40, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 20:18, archived)
which needy spastic are you?

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 20:38, archived)
*lionel-richie.gif*

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 20:43, archived)
Well - I've got lots of alligator shit, obvs
But as a proud demi, I'm not going to fuck it unless we have a real connection, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 21:32, archived)
Alright Loki

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 21:36, archived)
Alligator shitfuck until I need to go to bed

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 21:37, archived)
Sun has set
Therefore: Evening
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 18:21, archived)
Not much gets past you, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Mar 2025, 18:38, archived)
sun has the set, ftfy

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 18:44, archived)
Actually
the sun hasn't risen, passed a zenith, or set. The Earth has rotated around its polar axis. Please only use idioms that reflect this reality in future, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 18:54, archived)
Also I've never understood what is evening during the evening.
Does it mean averaging? Surely everything is averaging all the time. If it means the time before the evening matches the time after the evening, well that's an arbitrary designation that could be placed at any time of day or night.
(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 18:57, archived)
Get a life, you tragic mess

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 18:59, archived)
Like you've voluntarily left the house in the last 15 years.

(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 20:17, archived)
Your projection is predictable and damning.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 21:31, archived)
And yet my slide shows have been criticised for being aimless and incomprehensible.

(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 22:14, archived)
oh I see
- you're a globe-tard.
The Pope told us all once that God's Earth is the centre of all Creation, so that's quite enough for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 19:21, archived)
It's Saturday evening and I'm thirsty
Therefore: cider.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 19:04, archived)
What kind?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Mar 2025, 19:09, archived)
banana

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 19:14, archived)
Bananas can fuck all the way off

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 20:07, archived)
^doesn't like bananas in cider

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 23:11, archived)
Silly person

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 9 Mar 2025, 8:28, archived)
Strongbow

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 20:07, archived)
Classic b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 19:20, archived)
Fucking what?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 19:32, archived)
Sun is past the zenith
Therefore: afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 12:07, archived)
blue sky at night: day

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 12:13, archived)
alrite patrick's law

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 17:51, archived)
and his brother Cole

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 17:52, archived)
god damn you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 18:01, archived)
FAO all users with smeg-related usernames:

www.reddit.com/r/lotrmemes/s/jvP5frA1cB
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Mar 2025, 12:37, archived)
idgi

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 12:39, archived)
because I wash my helmit

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 12:40, archived)
- w
-sh
-y
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 8 Mar 2025, 13:37, archived)
The label demanded Dennis Taylor's 'Snooker Loopy' lyric be changed to be 'more about his trademark glasses and less about penile hygiene'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 18:34, archived)
Heard you the first time, bellwhiff.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Mar 2025, 18:35, archived)
Dodgy gook internet innit

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 18:36, archived)
BRB KLAXXXXXXON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Mar 2025, 20:52, archived)
Bellcheese
Therefore: GUFFWANK
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 13:11, archived)
cockspaniel
Therefore, cuntcorgi
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 13:15, archived)
Something Something
Therefore: shitzoo
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 8 Mar 2025, 16:12, archived)
Vince Clark's bandname 'too honest', say Polydor

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 18:35, archived)
The use of the definite article above is in error, since it implies a single zenith.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 13:23, archived)
Bullshit.
By which I do not imply that a single bull has taken a single shit.
(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 14:09, archived)
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/zenith

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 15:02, archived)
My truths are poorly represented there

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 18:44, archived)
I'm full of steak
Therefore: late lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 15:25, archived)
-teak
+hit
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 8 Mar 2025, 16:13, archived)
That too

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 17:13, archived)
It's 12:18am
I am in a beachside bar. Therefore: cognac
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 17:19, archived)
Lovely

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 17:54, archived)
I might become a 'digital nomad' m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 18:38, archived)
Sun's up
Therefore: morning
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 6:58, archived)
smegg,

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 7:18, archived)
smeggg,

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 7:25, archived)
I wonder what Howard 'Howard Jones' Jones is up to today

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 7:29, archived)
prolly crafting some immaculate, upbeat synth pop if I know Howard and I do actually know Howard.
Really quite well actually although I don't like to brag about it
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 7:31, archived)
oh wow how 'ard are you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 8:07, archived)
Tres, tres 'ard, Monsieur

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 11:18, archived)
Wow what is he like?
You know....really
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 9:52, archived)
He has a beautiful soul m8
'Smeggers (he always calls me that, since 'way back when'), Smeggers m8 you're a real pal', that's what he says to me. We're like *that*
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 11:17, archived)
We first met on the set of 'Multicoloured Swap Shop' back in, I don't know, maybe '82? 83?
It seems like a lifetime ago - I suppose in some ways it actually is! We bonded over a mutual loathing of John Craven.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 11:23, archived)
his newsround was a dull experience and no mistake

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 13:04, archived)
He's 84
John Graven
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 8 Mar 2025, 16:20, archived)
He does stuff with one of the nicest and most brilliant bassists out there, Nick Beggs, I seem to recall
youtu.be/xNVylTCe5MY?si=GPqJSMNlKvO_oeK6
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 9:55, archived)
Dick Smeggs more like!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 11:17, archived)
Also, that's not how you spell 'Mark King' m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 11:25, archived)
Its spelt Pino Palladino

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 16:23, archived)
Larry Graham really

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 17:20, archived)
I hear he wakes up in the AM to craft some immaculate, upbeat synth pop

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 10:30, archived)
You heard right m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 11:19, archived)
Still singing that fucking “We’re Walking in the Air” song, I bet.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 9:57, archived)
You idiot
That's Howard Donald
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 10:19, archived)
Double-Duck, I call him

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 11:06, archived)
You're thinking of Malcolm 'F1' McLaren m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 11:20, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 8 Mar 2025, 7:53, archived)
Bum's out
Therefore: mooning
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 8:40, archived)
my bum's been out twice

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 8:45, archived)
What, ever?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 8:58, archived)
just today

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 9:22, archived)
Morning.
Anyone researched any good cults in Denmark lately?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Mar 2025, 9:30, archived)
which one are you interested in joining?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 13:16, archived)
Anything involving a high abundance of drugs and fanny, if I'm being honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Mar 2025, 15:21, archived)
Gay.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 8 Mar 2025, 19:42, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 9:47, archived)
fuck it up your arse and then fuck a fuck in the fuck with an engorged fuck and then fuck off and fuck yourself in the fuck
also, fuck
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 18:54, archived)
ps. it's beer of the cock

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 18:56, archived)
Fuckity fuck fuck fuck o'fuck

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 22:18, archived)
This isn't an improvement

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 18:58, archived)
to struggle against inevitable entropy is futile

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 19:00, archived)
alright Nihilist Borg

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 19:03, archived)
alrite

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 19:08, archived)

Nihilist Borg Ludwig Boltzmann
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Mar 2025, 21:38, archived)
But to surrender takes the fun out of life

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 19:40, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8329851
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 7 Mar 2025, 19:12, archived)
Yes, I too am filled with a boundless joy
But nobody wanted me to do any of that, so I thought I'd better not.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 19:13, archived)
Alright, Steve Martin

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 7 Mar 2025, 19:27, archived)
That's a lot of fuck
Also, it's cider o'clock for some of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 19:39, archived)
Donald Trump has cancer

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 7 Mar 2025, 19:59, archived)
Fingers crossed.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 7 Mar 2025, 20:02, archived)
in the arse?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 20:02, archived)

ha i
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 7 Mar 2025, 20:04, archived)
pass it on

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 0:00, archived)
Pol Pot has Capricorn

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 0:29, archived)
What the fuck is the point of VL if it has KMS anyway?
WTF MS?
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 21:54, archived)
nerd alert

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 8:07, archived)
Nobody cares, fuck off

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 11:07, archived)
DNT be a DCK bro...
IDC if NBDY CRS about my rad PC SKILLZ
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 20:50, archived)

M Y
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Mar 2025, 15:22, archived)
Back from seeing Mickey 17.
Robert Pattinson plays Mickey Barnes - a guy on the run from a loan shark on Earth after his business collapses. He decides to flee to a planet soon to be colonized and becomes an Expendable, the only one on the planet whose job it is to do all the worst jobs. Every time he dies a new Mickey is printed on a high tech printer.
After being left for dead following a fall outside on the planet a new Mickey 18 is printed but miraculously Mickey 17 is still alive.
I thought Robert Pattinson was excellent in the role. Mark Ruffalo and Toni Collette are the campest villains I've ever seen in a movie.
I thought the first half of the movie was very good and on the whole it was very funny although I didn't think the second half was as good.
I would give it 7 out of 10.
(Planearm, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 16:13, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 16:16, archived)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 16:17, archived)
I'm not typing it again.

(Planearm, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 16:18, archived)
Copy and paste then.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 16:20, archived)
And what's THAT supposed to mean?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 16:56, archived)
I’m back from seeing your nan

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 16:21, archived)
you dug her up?

(Planearm, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 16:28, archived)
Took me ages

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 16:33, archived)
Alright deveedee fever

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 7 Mar 2025, 16:30, archived)
I'd forgotten about him
He was a weirdo, wasn't he
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 16:57, archived)
Fucking right he is
Try typing his username in a b3ta post.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 7 Mar 2025, 17:54, archived)
I would like to unsubscribe from your film blog.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 16:41, archived)
It sounds a bit like Moon, but with more people involved.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Mar 2025, 17:06, archived)
Was going to say, this is Moon + Gattaca.

(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 17:39, archived)
= Moottaca, maybe yours will catch on.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Mar 2025, 19:24, archived)
Any tit in it?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 17:18, archived)
one gigantic tit

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 18:12, archived)
Sounds worth a watch

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 17:43, archived)
Alright Ian

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 7 Mar 2025, 17:54, archived)
Back from seeing Freddy Got Fingered
Unemployed 28-year-old cartoonist Gordon "Gord" Brody leaves his parents' home in Portland, Oregon, to pursue his lifelong ambition of obtaining a contract for an animated television series. His parents, Jim and Julie, give him a Chrysler LeBaron which he drives to Los Angeles and starts work at a cheese sandwich factory to make money. Gord shows his drawings to Dave Davidson, the CEO of a major animation studio; Davidson commends the artwork but calls the concepts depicted, including a vigilante "X-Ray Cat", nonsensical. Disheartened, Gord quits his job and returns to his parents.

Gord attempts to continue drawing; however, he gets into an argument with Jim, who then smashes Gord's half-pipe. Gord and his parents then go to a family therapy session, where Gord falsely accuses his father of fingering Gord's younger brother, Freddy. The 25-year-old Freddy is sent to a home for sexually molested children despite clearly being an adult. While in a drunken stupor, Jim tells Gord how much of a disappointment he is to him. Affected by his father's words, Gord decides to abandon his aspirations to be a cartoonist and gets a job at a local sandwich shop.

Gord is inspired to pursue his dreams once again. He returns to Hollywood with a concept based on his relationship with his father: an adult animated series called Zebras in America. Jim follows Gord there after threatening his friend Darren into revealing his whereabouts. While Gord is pitching the show to Davidson, Jim bursts in and trashes Davidson's office. Thinking Jim's actions are part of Gord's pitch, Davidson greenlights Zebras in America and gives Gord a million-dollar check. Gord spends the remainder of his windfall to relocate the Brody house to Pakistan with his father inside, unconscious—a response to Jim's earlier put-down that "If this were Pakistan, you would have been sewing soccer balls when you were four years old!"

The film ends shortly after a scene where Gord gives a handjob to an Elephant, which ejaculates all over his father.

I thought Tom Green was excellent in the role. Rip Torn is the campest villain I've ever seen in a movie.
I thought the first half of the movie was very good and on the whole it was very funny I also think the second half was as good.
I would give it 10 out of 10.
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 17:56, archived)
I notice that you deny being a sock for everyone except Jonathan King.
Are you Jonathan King?
(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 18:24, archived)
Explains the fetish for old IT, nobody's going to track child porn on floppies exchanged through the post
lol floppies
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 18:59, archived)
No
Not as far as I know
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 19:29, archived)

Robert Pattinson plays Mickey Barnes - a guy on the run from a loan shark on Earth after his business collapses. He decides to flee to a planet soon to be colonized and becomes an Expendable, the only one on the planet whose job it is to do all the worst jobs. Every time he dies a new Mickey is printed on a high tech printer.
After being left for dead following a fall outside on the planet a new Mickey 18 is printed but miraculously Mickey 17 is still alive.
I thought Robert Pattinson was excellent in the role. Mark Ruffalo and Toni Collette are the campest villains I've ever seen in a movie.
I thought the first half of the movie was very good and on the whole it was very funny although. Not the best looking rent boy I've hired but you have to give him credit, the kid's got balls, and a whole lotta spunk. I greatly enjoyed the bumming at first, but
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 7:14, archived)
A pissy, measly 2 / 7
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgwv419ewmo
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 14:16, archived)
2/7 lying on your back and projectile shitting vomit and vomiting shit back and forth in an arc between your mouth and arse
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 14:18, archived)
This is the novelty water feature that I never knew my garden needed...
until now...
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 14:19, archived)
4/7 Thus Spake Zarathrustra

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 7 Mar 2025, 14:22, archived)
3/7 Arnhem Land Gorges skink

(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 14:25, archived)
3/7
Not much better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 14:48, archived)
0 / 7 Sit and Wait Sydney Youngblood

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 14:49, archived)
3/7 GEOSTORM

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 14:53, archived)
9/11 Let's Roll

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 15:02, archived)
too soon

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 15:10, archived)
Not soon enough, in my view
#slags
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 15:15, archived)
4/7 A bucket of radioactive moles

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 7 Mar 2025, 15:13, archived)
6/9 anal polyps

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 16:13, archived)
5/7 perfect score
knowyourmeme.com/memes/fight-club-57-movie
(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 17:42, archived)

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