got loads of meat in (fnar) the freezer but forgot to take anything outso fuck it, chinese.
what's your 'fuck it...' this fine evening?
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7 minutes on a dying messageboard with less than 20 active users might be a bit quick to get humpy at no replies(, Thu 17 Apr 2025, 21:11, archived)
the early bird gets the abuse(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 8:31,
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less may be a wrongulation in this instance but i always hated the noisy grammar nazi pricks, like you,that turned 10 items or less into 10 items or fewer AND WHERE DO YOU SEE THAT NOW? nowhere. that's where. because less is a better sounding, more punchy word than fewer.
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 7:46,
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letting one-way people take up space in my life any morefairweather folk who are like support vampires. sucksucksuck on your soul when they need it, then, much like one of the Nightfolk when the sun comes up, vanish should you need anything back. in future I will be armed with a stake, a steak, and a big mallet
#thisisnotyourblogvladimir
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oh christ is itfucking hell kill me
actually burned by this :/
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we can do wee wees on you if it helps(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 9:23,
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Shove your genitals into a jar of hydrochloric acid until they're gone, all your problems will be solved.(, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 6:19, archived)
A bag of bombay mix (
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This world always surprises me. Today I learned that foetus have teeth on this forum. Obviously they don't but a grown up adult typed it . (
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teethers foetus, where you get those molars(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 17 Apr 2025, 18:10,
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"The development of deciduous teeth begins while the baby is in the womb. At about 5 weeks' gestation, the first buds of the deciduous teeth develop in the baby's jaws. At birth, baby has all their deciduous teeth (10 in the upper jaw, 10 in the lower."www.betterhealth.vic.gov.au/health/conditionsandtreatments/teeth-development-in-children
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Sloth x-rays are horrific (
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I've seen those All teeth
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Even if you Aimee Lou she probably woodn't(
broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 17 Apr 2025, 15:17,
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My mistake, with all the 'I would' type posts you make it's easy to get them mixed up(, Thu 17 Apr 2025, 13:44, archived)
World Hemophilia Day!I hope you all are having a bleeding good time!
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are anecdotes your forte?if so, use this thread to regale everyone on /chat with your finest
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Right, I'll tell you an anecdote! In 1975 I was catching the London train from Crewe station. It was very crowded, I found myself in a last-minute rush for the one remaining seat with a tall, good-looking man with collar-length hair, it was the seventies - buckaroo! When I sat down on the chair, I looked up and realised it was none other than Peter Purves! It was at the height of his Blue Peter fame! He said "You jammy bastard!" and quick as a flash, I replied, "Don't be blue, Peter!" Needless to say, I had the last laugh, now fuck off!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Apr 2025, 9:34,
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at the age i am i've forgotten them all(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 18:35,
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SureWhen I was seven, I mistakenly locked myself in the bathroom for hours, leading to a family-wide search. The incident taught me the importance of staying calm in unexpected situations and became a humorous family memory.
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I once killed a manIf by 'killed' I mean 'dropped', and by 'man' I mean 'bollock'
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No the snappiest intro to a Future Sound Of London track I've heard, if I'm honest.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 16 Apr 2025, 20:37,
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i once did a wheelie on my friend's bicyclethe handlebars came off and i face-planted like a spaz and broke my dad's watch. i wasn't supposed to be wearing my dad's watch and i got into big trouble. but not in little china tho and that is why i am always late or something i dunno
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 19:48,
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/chat has never been worthy of my anecdotes./qotw was, back when that was still a thing. Anyway, get off my lawn.
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Yes, I'm very popular at dinner parties where I'm often asked to recount the time I did a spunk and poo came out of my helmit(, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 22:47, archived)
Woman came in to a pharmacy I was working in and said she'd ordered some anti-malaria tablets.Some of them are prescription-only, and some of them are over-the-counter. So to narrow down where to start, I asked her 'was that to buy?" and she said 'no, Kenya". Oh how we both laughed after I explained the misunderstanding.
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going to be doing a tryout for what could well be my dream job in the next couple of weekslol job
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 14:47,
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Why did Gareth Hale quit comedy?He couldn't handle the Pace!!!
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alt: he can't have, because he never did any comedy in the first place(, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 15:58, archived)
A language teacher at my school wrote for Hale and Pace and quit teaching to do it full time,so that was the calibre of their talent pool.
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I'm dick-intolerant, can I substitute quims?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 14:58,
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good morning future winnerswww2.b3ta.com/host/creative/10342/1744813108/IMG5314.webp
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 14:55,
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'kin 'ellI didn't drink a lot last night but I was proper pished when we left The Tate. Really enjoyed the Leigh Bowery exhibition and can confirm that they do some really nice house wines in The Corner Bar there, good selection of beers too. Pricey but it's supporting a good cause.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 8:46,
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Beer on wine, you'll feel fine. Wine on beer, and you'll feel...Oh. Sorry.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 9:49,
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It was beer then wine then whiskeyManaged a 12k run into work after tho so that was good.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 9:59,
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Wine then whiskey, gonna get frisky?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 11:21,
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Lager then gin,violent fisting
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I didn't want that to rhyme but my natural musicality betrayed me once again.(
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broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 13:19,
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Champers then buckygonna get mucky
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 12:05,
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The links don't work:(
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 13:54,
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and when Bagpuss goes to sleepeveryone can fuck off
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 22:20,
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Oh godBeer and then wine in an art gallery is just recipe for mngnnnmmnnhhh why did I finish the evening with shots bleurghhhhh
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 22:32,
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i usually finish the evening off my shoving my nob through someone's letterbox(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 22:44,
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That's why we have a wall-mounted boxabout at shoulder height.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 8:45,
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That cunt used to terrify me (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 9:22,
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What about anything from the Moomins?(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Apr 2025, 9:37,
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I have consumed enjoyable sustenance and a mildly alcoholic beverageNow I shall shed this itchy cracked hide, and emerge bloody and naked from its shattered remains, like a serpent.
What are you fellow humans up to this gloaming?
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Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 18:23,
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because of reasons that needn't detain us hereI watched eight minutes of 2013 film Pacific Rim, incredible
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vladimir, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 18:34,
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I was obviously impressed with the way it already sounded like its porn version, and was further impressed by the very depressing way it created an atmosphere of absolute despair almost instantly and without any of the surrounding plot known to me. what's that film with the bouncing bombs that just tear straight through your puny human warships and just keep on tearing, like diabolical sentient tin openers on fire
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vladimir, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 18:37,
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well it was atmospherically like that one, anyway. And also like that one with the lift (or sink) straight through to australia. the one with fighting. but they all have to get in the big lift to australia first and wait for ages and nobody can parp or they'll all have to breathe it in for the whole journey. which is very unrealistic I think, because they're on the way to do some fighting, anyone would be rather nervous
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vladimir, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 18:39,
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Do you think we could you know,get in the drift together?
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 23:22,
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I have no idea what this means but am going to assume it's inappropriate and in which case,yes, without a second's hesitation :)
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vladimir, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 10:56,
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after a shitty day i just slipped in the shower, fell out backwards ripping the curtain off and smacked my head against the walllol
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 19:00,
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now my neck hurts. also spent £65 on flowers for my mum and interflora left the cunts on her doorstep so i expect they'll be gone by the time she gets home because that's how my day is going
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 19:02,
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awww isn't it great that even though your day was shitty up to that point, suddenly, out of nowhere, you had a fun experience I bet things feel really turned around for you now and you'll have a lovely evening
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vladimir, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 19:03,
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oh yes. i totally expect so.(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 19:05,
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can i legally eat ham and cheese and piccalilli and tomato sandwiches?because i cooked a gammon joint and i need to eat it and i have those things
odd question but you seem quite nice and (horribly) positive and like you may be some kind of sandwich king possibly
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 21:05,
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Aww I'm sorry I missed the chance to reply, MiseryCuntbut rest assured I would have said OMG, DO IT! and you did absolutely the right thing
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vladimir, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 22:23,
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Hopefully you'll have a minor traumatic brain injury resulting in amnesia to help you forget about your shitty day(
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I think I'm going to call someone a cunt on a message board (
mongychops, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 19:43,
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The suspense of trying to work out who this was aimed at is thriling.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 15 Apr 2025, 20:19,
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Time spent de-smegging one’s helmit is never wasted (
Cheers Cheers, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 21:10,
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like painting the forth bridge(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 21:12,
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A sexually-depraved miscreant, who is seeking to gratify basest and most immediate urges.Hi, I mean
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$$ ✅, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 15:45,
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Go onyou can manage two more.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 16:45,
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Whatever the Portuguese is for 'bollocks'I've just arrived on my holiday to the Algarve
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 17:31,
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Will you be brave enough to click "I like this" on this post?Many others won't be.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 12:20,
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 14:02,
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Afternoon (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 13:32,
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Happy anniversary (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 15:59,
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Happy wedding anniversaryyou gonna do something nice?
I'm currently looking at flights to Antigua in Jan/Feb to have a nice holiday to look forward to after Christmas.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 13:57,
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Nothing todayFancy dinner in Oxford on Saturday, then lunch at The Devonshire Sunday. Super excited about that.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 14:17,
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Little place called McDonald's. You won't know it.(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 15:35,
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Clowns at all the other tables though(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 15:36,
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Wanna go see this with me?youtu.be/cdexBLKxyI4?si=vL9ZoFjiooc27J4g
It's got Pete Andre in it
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$$ ✅, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 14:03,
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HDTGM?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 16:46,
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I banged my finger getting my lock off the bikeand now it hurts.
Morning ouch!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 9:03,
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$$ ✅, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 9:07,
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No it isn't and I AM FED UP WITH YOUR FUCKING LIES(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 9:34,
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It's my 8th wedding anniversary todayHow about THAT you cunt
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 10:33,
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Congratulations on the anniversary of your 8th wedding!Hope this one works out better than the last 7.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 13:53,
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Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Mon 14 Apr 2025, 18:41,
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HITLERHAS ONLY GOT ONE COCK
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 2:02,
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' ''' '' '''' bollocks '' '''''''''''(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 14 Apr 2025, 19:04,
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Apr 2025, 19:46,
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I AM A CUNT HORSEimgur.com/gallery/IHN2Q8D
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 14 Apr 2025, 20:57,
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I read about him. The pigeons piss him off. He even drops his food so they come near and stomps them . Top army horse. (
mongychops, Mon 14 Apr 2025, 21:05,
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"they tried to make me go to rehab, but i said neigh neigh neigh" -army stamphorse(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 14 Apr 2025, 22:22,
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I've got some brie with chivesIt's the fucking business
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 14 Apr 2025, 16:58,
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i did a great joint of gammon yesterdayfucking lovely
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 14 Apr 2025, 17:03,
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I did a coca-cola glazed ham on the smoker for xmasit were proper bo
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 14 Apr 2025, 18:00,
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i've heard of this method but i've been too health conscious to try itstella anyone?
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 14 Apr 2025, 18:08,
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Have you been taking concentrated extract of sweaty-palmed creep today?(, Mon 14 Apr 2025, 14:53, archived)
what was the method of delivery?(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 14 Apr 2025, 15:55,
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I'm annoyed they didn't just leave her there.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 14 Apr 2025, 14:55,
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who had the first orgasm in space?(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 14 Apr 2025, 16:52,
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Laikaturned out burning up on re-entry was her kink.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 14 Apr 2025, 22:19,
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