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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 17:50,
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Hello all you old farts It's me, Bou.
How's it hanging. I finally know what a scouser is. I had imagined it was somebody with a horrible STD. OH..
ANYWAY. The new meds have made me feel on top of the world and a bit manic.
Meloni is with DT. MEGA!
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Might kill myself today and then resurrect on SundayLOL urrect
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be hard nailing youself to a cross tho(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 11:42,
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I wouldn't kill myself But I'll feel like death tomorrow
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 12:30,
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 14:29,
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b3ta.com/talk/7705750
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 16:26,
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It's needlessly dramatic, you could just stay in bed for a couple days. Why be all LOOK AT ME about it?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 15:02,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 15:04,
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hey who gave you access to the live feed of my psychotic breakdown (
vladimir, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 15:43,
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It's written in Aramaic dialect, very off-putting at first but if you persevere it's shit(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 16:25,
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It's amazing to think that a couple thousand years ago life expectancy was 30.Which, in our terms, would mean you get your driver's license around 5 you'd marry at 9, divorced at 15.
In your late teens, you move down to Florida.
I guess that's how spring break got started.
I don't know.
And eventually people say things about you, like: "Well, it's amazing, he's 28, but he's still very alert.
His mind is so sharp, you would think you're talking to a 2-year-old.
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$$ ✅, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 15:40,
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That's a total misunderstanding of the concept of life expectancy.A figure of 30 means there was high infant mortality, not that most adults dropped dead at that age.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 18 Apr 2025, 16:03,
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Epic MultispazAre they playing the other stage at Glastonbury this year?
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^His mind is so sharp, you would think you're talking to a 2-year-old.(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 16:19,
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ayyy fuck it breakfast beers are on me(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 8:49,
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Normal working day here, but all the couriers and wholesalers are off so why are we bothering?#BrokenBritain
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saw a 'Tony Hayers'* post is on the links popular pagehe only posts bbc news and reddit links. I think he needs to go out and touch grass.
*iirc he used that to piss you off a few years ago, so it's a bit sad, both because it's a little pathetic and that he's still using it
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I'd nicked 'swagatha christie' from him for lolsHence the imaginative response on his part.
He's a completely unpleasant cunt. In a bad way.
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You're all the same person to me.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 12:38,
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Fairly sure they are the same person.How do you know they aren't?
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Morning, you groovy fuckers!It's a gray day / grey dey.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 7:07,
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Invisible Wizard am I a bit facebookam I though
it's ok please be honest I can take it
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vladimir, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 7:28,
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Isn't it a bit Facebook to ask?(
Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 7:38,
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hold still whilst i a get a good swing(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 8:35,
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 11:22,
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🖤 but still fuck off not a fb-y heart okI am very cool
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vladimir, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 13:02,
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 12:40,
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Morning I don't mind the weather today, I'll be in a hotel soon and then pubs for the rest of the day
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 8:17,
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why haven't you said morning in the official morning thread?(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 8:37,
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because she's ignoring dozerwhich is a legitimate position tbh
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^this (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 11:20,
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why do you hate dozer i mean smegg, smashywashiewoo?(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 17:37,
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today's a grey day but i know that you won't knowi've heard you're far too busy powdering your nose
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 8:39,
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got loads of meat in (fnar) the freezer but forgot to take anything outso fuck it, chinese.
what's your 'fuck it...' this fine evening?
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 17 Apr 2025, 18:52,
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7 minutes on a dying messageboard with less than 20 active users might be a bit quick to get humpy at no replies(, Thu 17 Apr 2025, 21:11, archived)
the early bird gets the abuse(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 8:31,
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less may be a wrongulation in this instance but i always hated the noisy grammar nazi pricks, like you,that turned 10 items or less into 10 items or fewer AND WHERE DO YOU SEE THAT NOW? nowhere. that's where. because less is a better sounding, more punchy word than fewer.
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 7:46,
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letting one-way people take up space in my life any morefairweather folk who are like support vampires. sucksucksuck on your soul when they need it, then, much like one of the Nightfolk when the sun comes up, vanish should you need anything back. in future I will be armed with a stake, a steak, and a big mallet
#thisisnotyourblogvladimir
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vladimir, Thu 17 Apr 2025, 20:41,
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oh christ is itfucking hell kill me
actually burned by this :/
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vladimir, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 6:58,
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we can do wee wees on you if it helps(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 9:23,
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Shove your genitals into a jar of hydrochloric acid until they're gone, all your problems will be solved.(, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 6:19, archived)
A bag of bombay mix (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 17 Apr 2025, 22:02,
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G'STORM(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 17 Apr 2025, 16:50,
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This world always surprises me. Today I learned that foetus have teeth on this forum. Obviously they don't but a grown up adult typed it . (
mongychops, Thu 17 Apr 2025, 17:46,
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teethers foetus, where you get those molars(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 17 Apr 2025, 18:10,
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"The development of deciduous teeth begins while the baby is in the womb. At about 5 weeks' gestation, the first buds of the deciduous teeth develop in the baby's jaws. At birth, baby has all their deciduous teeth (10 in the upper jaw, 10 in the lower."www.betterhealth.vic.gov.au/health/conditionsandtreatments/teeth-development-in-children
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 17 Apr 2025, 20:51,
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Sloth x-rays are horrific (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 17 Apr 2025, 13:20,
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I've seen those All teeth
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 17 Apr 2025, 14:55,
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My mistake, with all the 'I would' type posts you make it's easy to get them mixed up(, Thu 17 Apr 2025, 13:44, archived)
World Hemophilia Day!I hope you all are having a bleeding good time!
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$$ ✅, Thu 17 Apr 2025, 15:37,
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Ok, thanks :)You should pay less attention to what people say, and more attention to how they say it, and then you might not get taken in by people like atomic.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Apr 2025, 16:56,
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Taken in how?What people say can be important.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 17 Apr 2025, 17:41,
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he allowed a misunderstanding on your part to continue in order to engage you in meaningless dialogue and make you look foolishmaybe what people say can be important, but on b3ta that is only a theory, there's absolutely no evidence
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Apr 2025, 17:51,
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I didn't think he made me look foolish but maybe I'm biased like that. I don't think my arguments have been as foolish as his (especially if, as you say, he's been arguing dishonestly), but I place due importance on what people actually say/do, and I enjoy pointless internet arguments so maybe I'm blind (or immune) to the harm you perceive.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 17 Apr 2025, 18:17,
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He's not arguing with you at all brb, he's trolling you. He throws out some dumb maga shit and you earnestly respond.
If you enjoy an argument just for the sake of it and don't care if the responses are 'real' or not then
I would definitely suggest chatGPT, you can instruct it to always disagree with you, or to spout maga bullshit.
It has the wonderful advantage of being private.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Apr 2025, 21:21,
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Dude, I'm enjoying myself. Atomic is enjoying himself.You seem to be the only one upset here.
Thanks for trying to look out for me, thanks for correcting my mistake. Don't worry about saving my face though, apparently it isn't something that affects me.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 17 Apr 2025, 21:30,
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"it has the wonderful advantage of being private" tho
Too subtle? He's a troll cunt spewing hate and you continually feed him because it feeds your ego. Fuck you if you think that's ok.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Apr 2025, 21:51,
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lolI think we must have different definitions of 'privacy.' Also 'trolling.'
Even in incognito mode you're still training the algorithm by feeding it data. I'd be very surprised if your privacy settings had any real effect, given the ethical history of its creators when it comes to privacy and stealing IP.
If you troll me to convince me that you're an upset idiot, then I'm not sure who the victim is. (The royal you.) Seems odd to get upset about it. No offence. Thanks again for correcting my mistake though, much appreciated.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 17 Apr 2025, 22:13,
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Your added line gives me food for thought....
I've seen atomic use Nazi imagery, but it's usually in the context of the grotesque, the profane, or nihilistic mega-violence.
He spews Trumpaganda but when pressed he reverts to cynical nihilism, which seems to be his main thing..?
You obviously know him better, can you offer any examples of him doing actual hate speech? Did you go round his house and find his Hitler shrine?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 17 Apr 2025, 23:09,
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 17 Apr 2025, 7:52,
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$$ ✅, Thu 17 Apr 2025, 11:43,
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are anecdotes your forte?if so, use this thread to regale everyone on /chat with your finest
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 18:03,
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Right, I'll tell you an anecdote! In 1975 I was catching the London train from Crewe station. It was very crowded, I found myself in a last-minute rush for the one remaining seat with a tall, good-looking man with collar-length hair, it was the seventies - buckaroo! When I sat down on the chair, I looked up and realised it was none other than Peter Purves! It was at the height of his Blue Peter fame! He said "You jammy bastard!" and quick as a flash, I replied, "Don't be blue, Peter!" Needless to say, I had the last laugh, now fuck off!
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Cock Piss Partridge(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Apr 2025, 9:34,
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at the age i am i've forgotten them all(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 18:35,
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SureWhen I was seven, I mistakenly locked myself in the bathroom for hours, leading to a family-wide search. The incident taught me the importance of staying calm in unexpected situations and became a humorous family memory.
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$$ ✅, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 18:52,
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Last night, I accidentally locked myself out of thefamily-wide solo trip to Japan. I attempted to order a kitten stuck in a tree, but I found myself stranded on London’s iconic Big Ben in the mid-19th Century, leading to the groundbreaking discovery of electrical charges in the atmosphere.
It is said that a grieving widow named Meng Jiangnu’s tears brought down Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria who tried to bake a cake with salt instead of sugar and said, ‘A beer for me, and one for the road!’ The unexpected punchline had the whole room chuckling and his determination and selflessness inspired millions and left a lasting legacy of empathy and care across species.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 19:22,
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Speaking of inpenetrable Japanese storytelling I finally finished that Space Battleship Yamato film on the youtubes last night.Very dense storytelling, if I wasn't familiar with the old cartoon I'd have been lost.
Crap film though it did make me slightly emotional at the end, loads of pew-pew-pew space battles if you like that sort of thing.
1 bag of popcorn, 1 bag of shite.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 20:22,
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I once killed a manIf by 'killed' I mean 'dropped', and by 'man' I mean 'bollock'
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 19:39,
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No the snappiest intro to a Future Sound Of London track I've heard, if I'm honest.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 16 Apr 2025, 20:37,
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i once did a wheelie on my friend's bicyclethe handlebars came off and i face-planted like a spaz and broke my dad's watch. i wasn't supposed to be wearing my dad's watch and i got into big trouble. but not in little china tho and that is why i am always late or something i dunno
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 19:48,
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/chat has never been worthy of my anecdotes./qotw was, back when that was still a thing. Anyway, get off my lawn.
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.Yeti., Wed 16 Apr 2025, 21:44,
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Yes, I'm very popular at dinner parties where I'm often asked to recount the time I did a spunk and poo came out of my helmit(, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 22:47, archived)
Woman came in to a pharmacy I was working in and said she'd ordered some anti-malaria tablets.Some of them are prescription-only, and some of them are over-the-counter. So to narrow down where to start, I asked her 'was that to buy?" and she said 'no, Kenya". Oh how we both laughed after I explained the misunderstanding.
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going to be doing a tryout for what could well be my dream job in the next couple of weekslol job
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 14:47,
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Why did Gareth Hale quit comedy?He couldn't handle the Pace!!!
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alt: he can't have, because he never did any comedy in the first place(, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 15:58, archived)
A language teacher at my school wrote for Hale and Pace and quit teaching to do it full time,so that was the calibre of their talent pool.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 16:15,
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dreaming isn't a job Queef it's a function of the brain during sleep (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 14:57,
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I'm dick-intolerant, can I substitute quims?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 14:58,
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good morning future winnerswww2.b3ta.com/host/creative/10342/1744813108/IMG5314.webp
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 14:55,
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'kin 'ellI didn't drink a lot last night but I was proper pished when we left The Tate. Really enjoyed the Leigh Bowery exhibition and can confirm that they do some really nice house wines in The Corner Bar there, good selection of beers too. Pricey but it's supporting a good cause.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 8:46,
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Beer on wine, you'll feel fine. Wine on beer, and you'll feel...Oh. Sorry.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 9:49,
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It was beer then wine then whiskeyManaged a 12k run into work after tho so that was good.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 9:59,
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Wine then whiskey, gonna get frisky?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 11:21,
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Lager then gin,violent fisting
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 11:37,
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I didn't want that to rhyme but my natural musicality betrayed me once again.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 11:38,
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Champers then buckygonna get mucky
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 13:04,
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 12:05,
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The links don't work:(
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 13:54,
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and when Bagpuss goes to sleepeveryone can fuck off
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 22:20,
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Oh godBeer and then wine in an art gallery is just recipe for mngnnnmmnnhhh why did I finish the evening with shots bleurghhhhh
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 22:32,
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i usually finish the evening off my shoving my nob through someone's letterbox(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 22:44,
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That's why we have a wall-mounted boxabout at shoulder height.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 8:45,
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That cunt used to terrify me (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 9:22,
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What about anything from the Moomins?(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Apr 2025, 9:37,
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I have consumed enjoyable sustenance and a mildly alcoholic beverageNow I shall shed this itchy cracked hide, and emerge bloody and naked from its shattered remains, like a serpent.
What are you fellow humans up to this gloaming?
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 18:23,
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because of reasons that needn't detain us hereI watched eight minutes of 2013 film Pacific Rim, incredible
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vladimir, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 18:34,
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I was obviously impressed with the way it already sounded like its porn version, and was further impressed by the very depressing way it created an atmosphere of absolute despair almost instantly and without any of the surrounding plot known to me. what's that film with the bouncing bombs that just tear straight through your puny human warships and just keep on tearing, like diabolical sentient tin openers on fire
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vladimir, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 18:37,
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well it was atmospherically like that one, anyway. And also like that one with the lift (or sink) straight through to australia. the one with fighting. but they all have to get in the big lift to australia first and wait for ages and nobody can parp or they'll all have to breathe it in for the whole journey. which is very unrealistic I think, because they're on the way to do some fighting, anyone would be rather nervous
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vladimir, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 18:39,
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Do you think we could you know,get in the drift together?
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 23:22,
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I have no idea what this means but am going to assume it's inappropriate and in which case,yes, without a second's hesitation :)
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vladimir, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 10:56,
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after a shitty day i just slipped in the shower, fell out backwards ripping the curtain off and smacked my head against the walllol
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 19:00,
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now my neck hurts. also spent £65 on flowers for my mum and interflora left the cunts on her doorstep so i expect they'll be gone by the time she gets home because that's how my day is going
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 19:02,
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awww isn't it great that even though your day was shitty up to that point, suddenly, out of nowhere, you had a fun experience I bet things feel really turned around for you now and you'll have a lovely evening
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vladimir, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 19:03,
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oh yes. i totally expect so.(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 19:05,
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can i legally eat ham and cheese and piccalilli and tomato sandwiches?because i cooked a gammon joint and i need to eat it and i have those things
odd question but you seem quite nice and (horribly) positive and like you may be some kind of sandwich king possibly
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 21:05,
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Aww I'm sorry I missed the chance to reply, MiseryCuntbut rest assured I would have said OMG, DO IT! and you did absolutely the right thing
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vladimir, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 22:23,
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Hopefully you'll have a minor traumatic brain injury resulting in amnesia to help you forget about your shitty day(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 20:56,
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I think I'm going to call someone a cunt on a message board (
mongychops, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 19:43,
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The suspense of trying to work out who this was aimed at is thriling.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 15 Apr 2025, 20:19,
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Time spent de-smegging one’s helmit is never wasted (
Cheers Cheers, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 21:10,
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like painting the forth bridge(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 21:12,
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A sexually-depraved miscreant, who is seeking to gratify basest and most immediate urges.Hi, I mean
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$$ ✅, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 15:45,
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Go onyou can manage two more.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 16:45,
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Whatever the Portuguese is for 'bollocks'I've just arrived on my holiday to the Algarve
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 17:31,
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Will you be brave enough to click "I like this" on this post?Many others won't be.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 12:20,
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GEOSTORM(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 14:02,
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Afternoon (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 13:32,
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Happy anniversary (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 15:59,
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Happy wedding anniversaryyou gonna do something nice?
I'm currently looking at flights to Antigua in Jan/Feb to have a nice holiday to look forward to after Christmas.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 13:57,
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Nothing todayFancy dinner in Oxford on Saturday, then lunch at The Devonshire Sunday. Super excited about that.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 14:17,
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Little place called McDonald's. You won't know it.(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 15:35,
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Clowns at all the other tables though(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 15:36,
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Wanna go see this with me?youtu.be/cdexBLKxyI4?si=vL9ZoFjiooc27J4g
It's got Pete Andre in it
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$$ ✅, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 14:03,
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HDTGM?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 16:46,
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I banged my finger getting my lock off the bikeand now it hurts.
Morning ouch!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 9:03,
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$$ ✅, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 9:07,
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No it isn't and I AM FED UP WITH YOUR FUCKING LIES(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 9:34,
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It's my 8th wedding anniversary todayHow about THAT you cunt
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 10:33,
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Congratulations on the anniversary of your 8th wedding!Hope this one works out better than the last 7.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 13:53,
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 14 Apr 2025, 18:41,
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HITLERHAS ONLY GOT ONE COCK
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 2:02,
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 14 Apr 2025, 19:01,
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' ''' '' '''' bollocks '' '''''''''''(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 14 Apr 2025, 19:04,
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Apr 2025, 19:46,
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I AM A CUNT HORSEimgur.com/gallery/IHN2Q8D
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 14 Apr 2025, 20:57,
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I read about him. The pigeons piss him off. He even drops his food so they come near and stomps them . Top army horse. (
mongychops, Mon 14 Apr 2025, 21:05,
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"they tried to make me go to rehab, but i said neigh neigh neigh" -army stamphorse(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 14 Apr 2025, 22:22,
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I've got some brie with chivesIt's the fucking business
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 14 Apr 2025, 16:58,
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i did a great joint of gammon yesterdayfucking lovely
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 14 Apr 2025, 17:03,
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I did a coca-cola glazed ham on the smoker for xmasit were proper bo
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 14 Apr 2025, 18:00,
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i've heard of this method but i've been too health conscious to try itstella anyone?
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 14 Apr 2025, 18:08,
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Have you been taking concentrated extract of sweaty-palmed creep today?(, Mon 14 Apr 2025, 14:53, archived)
what was the method of delivery?(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 14 Apr 2025, 15:55,
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I'm annoyed they didn't just leave her there.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 14 Apr 2025, 14:55,
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who had the first orgasm in space?(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 14 Apr 2025, 16:52,
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Laikaturned out burning up on re-entry was her kink.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 14 Apr 2025, 22:19,
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