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So very, very smeggy
Not really, hullo
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 14:46, archived)
starting my work day in a few mins

(sticklebrlcks ๐Ÿ’…, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 14:48, archived)
I finished my work day a few mins ago

(sticklebrlcks ๐Ÿ’…, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 21:39, archived)
super

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 22:06, archived)
your job seems really easy I'm not tired at all

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 23:17, archived)
probably works in a car park
nothing wrong with that as long as you don't take your work home with you
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 23:35, archived)
Pissing down here
might give a rhino a reach-around
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 15:40, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8449088
(sticklebrlcks ๐Ÿ’…, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 16:02, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8449153
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 16:13, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8440850
(sticklebrlcks ๐Ÿ’…, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 18:35, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8449067
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 21:08, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8436896
(sticklebrlcks ๐Ÿ’…, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 21:40, archived)
do me every day frot fox?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 21:41, archived)
Prolly parp on a peacock

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 17:36, archived)
Hello
Can't stop yawning today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 16:31, archived)
Just made a 7/10 roast beef
Couple of unsatisfactory elements
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 17:35, archived)
Did you forget the selenium and add too much boron?
Bit of a rookie error there, m2^3.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 8 Jun 2025, 17:43, archived)
No, the elements on the bar heater he tried to cook it on top of

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 19:01, archived)
OOOOOH

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 8 Jun 2025, 20:14, archived)
a bloke at work told me that he's been making cheese on toast in the toaster for years
says he turns the toaster on its side. i just hope he was trying to wind me up.
he didn't get a rise out of me because i honestly don't care if he dies in a fire.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 20:54, archived)
I'm imagining him being found dead, a charred skeleton, with a coating of melted cheese covering the front of his skull, where his face used to be.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 8 Jun 2025, 22:33, archived)
why not say, with a coating of melted cheese covering the front of his skull, where his brand new face is
more upbeat innit
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 23:03, archived)
heatbeat
why do you skip when the melty cheese sticks to me
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 23:12, archived)
I think I've more or less recovered
What a day
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 19:51, archived)
Might trombone a tortoise

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 8 Jun 2025, 20:25, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 8 Jun 2025, 6:10, archived)
shut up you stupid prick

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 8:43, archived)
Slightly harsh.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 8:46, archived)
only slightly

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 8:51, archived)
-sl +r

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 10:05, archived)
Not nearly harsh enough

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 13:54, archived)
I am hanging like the proverbial gardens of Babylon

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 11:01, archived)
ha!nging

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 11:02, archived)
I hear you bro

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 11:07, archived)
what

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 11:19, archived)
He said 'bummers are deaf'.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 8 Jun 2025, 11:29, archived)
That'll be the hearing AIDS.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 8 Jun 2025, 11:41, archived)
-hanging +hung

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 13:43, archived)

gardens of

lon
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 23:47, archived)
"Louisiana has banned chemtrails, which don’t exist", and yet they say tough legislation doesn't work? Checkmate, liberals.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 13:45, archived)
Its raw turd for me
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 13:54, archived)
at least it's not soup! too early for soup.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 14:50, archived)
and the penis entered the vagina

(I helped save b3ta! Cock BANNED from /talk, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 14:07, archived)
kiss my big pink pimply butt

(I helped save b3ta! Cock BANNED from /talk, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 17:16, archived)
Hi knobskid's

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:00, archived)
penis children
or marks left by a braking willy?
(sticklebrlcks ๐Ÿ’…, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:08, archived)
no m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:22, archived)
oh, what then?

(sticklebrlcks ๐Ÿ’…, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:23, archived)
a little streak of faeces upon one's 'helmand province'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:29, archived)
poetic
in my mind it looks a bit like donald trump

edit: or it did before you corrected it from 'steak'
(sticklebrlcks ๐Ÿ’…, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 18:19, archived)
Lou Begazzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 20:41, archived)
IAN BOTHAM'S FOOT+

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 18:07, archived)
footchildren?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 19:06, archived)
Yes, his son, Toenee
And his daughter Heelen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 20:07, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 7 Jun 2025, 20:46, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 21:46, archived)
Sole Campbell

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 17:41, archived)
He'

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 8 Jun 2025, 21:48, archived)
Alright taintwhiff.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:08, archived)
who are you saying knobs kids? think carefully now.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:09, archived)
hexachordal, surely?

(sticklebrlcks ๐Ÿ’…, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:10, archived)
Only when it's spanishfly's day off.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:38, archived)
what happened to spanishfly?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:44, archived)
I heard he crashed into a tree with his Honda Accord of Justice.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:50, archived)
A yew tree, ironically enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:51, archived)
He posts as cock it seems. Cracking old accounts still. Weird bloke

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:58, archived)
tbf he's not the only weirdo round here

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 18:25, archived)
I'll go away and think about it
I'll be right back when I have an answer for you
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:28, archived)
KNOBROT

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:22, archived)
TOR BONK

(sticklebrlcks ๐Ÿ’…, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:23, archived)
Hello
I just got the box set of dungeons and dragons. Yes, the cartoon one. Yes,I know I'm an adult. I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:54, archived)
Good news: Nobody else does either

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 18:08, archived)
Good. As it should be.

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 19:10, archived)
I had a crush on the thief

(sticklebrlcks ๐Ÿ’…, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 18:20, archived)
Sheila
Eric is the image of Adam Sandler in cartoon form
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 18:58, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 6:47, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 7:01, archived)
Suck my tits

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 7 Jun 2025, 8:06, archived)
๐Ÿ˜ณ

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (โ€ฏอœโ‚’ ใ……โ€ฏอœ โ‚’), Sat 7 Jun 2025, 9:30, archived)
Not you.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 7 Jun 2025, 11:06, archived)
nom nom nom

(I helped save b3ta! Cock BANNED from /talk, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 14:17, archived)
steaming log

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 8:35, archived)
Good morning!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 9:05, archived)
I'll allow it.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 7 Jun 2025, 9:25, archived)
I won’t

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 9:37, archived)
gunt AND minge

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 9:37, archived)
= gunge

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 7 Jun 2025, 9:58, archived)
alright Dave Benson Philips

(sticklebrlcks ๐Ÿ’…, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 13:28, archived)
gunge is dead

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 13:43, archived)
Mint, maybe yours etc

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 7 Jun 2025, 11:07, archived)
pro tip, don't clean your teeth at Smegg's house

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 12:20, archived)
Welcome to the House of Smegg

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 7 Jun 2025, 12:48, archived)
Mint is all very well, but what about reem?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 7 Jun 2025, 14:11, archived)
And what about peng?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 14:29, archived)
I'll consider it.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:08, archived)
When paired with jacketed hollow point (JHP) bullets, it creates wide wound channels and has enough penetration to reach vital organs.
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 13:46, archived)
lol organs

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 13:47, archived)
penetration?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 16:22, archived)
YO

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 15:37, archived)
tits oot fa tha lads

(I helped save b3ta! Cock BANNED from /talk, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 23:24, archived)
coconuts out for the tits?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 23:58, archived)
okay Ill accept that. Your place or mine?

(I helped save b3ta! Cock BANNED from /talk, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 4:18, archived)
FINE THEN
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czx02ke4gx5o

2/7 Trump Tantrum
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 16:14, archived)
4 / 7: Yer da wanks on all fours

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 16:22, archived)
how?

(sticklebrlcks ๐Ÿ’…, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 17:12, archived)

assistance from friend
(I helped save b3ta! Cock BANNED from /talk, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 23:27, archived)
5/7 perfect score

(sticklebrlcks ๐Ÿ’…, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 16:40, archived) 


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โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸงโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸงโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸงโฌ›๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸงโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸงโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸงโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸงโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸงโฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸงโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸงโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸงโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸงโฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸงโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸงโฌ›๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸงโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸงโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸงโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸงโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸงโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸงโฌ›๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌ›โฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›โฌœโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸงโฌ›๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸงโฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸงโฌ›๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸงโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›๐ŸŸงโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸงโฌ›๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸงโฌ›๐Ÿผโฌ›๐Ÿผโฌ›๐Ÿผโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ›โฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ›
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸฅโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸฅโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›โฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›๐ŸŸฅโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›๐ŸŸฅโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœ

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 17:12, archived)

knowyourmeme.com/memes/fight-club-57-movie
(sticklebrlcks ๐Ÿ’…, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 17:55, archived)
Damn, I want to knit that now

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 18:39, archived)
6.5 / 7
Fosbury Floppy
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (โ€ฏอœโ‚’ ใ……โ€ฏอœ โ‚’), Fri 6 Jun 2025, 16:48, archived)
4/7 Fred West's patio

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Jun 2025, 17:00, archived)
0/7, Woo Yay

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 17:28, archived)
1/7 fuck you and fuck your quiz bring back Garold’s quiz fucking fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 17:41, archived)
Shit innit

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Jun 2025, 18:16, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 18:25, archived)
Needs more fuck

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 18:33, archived)
fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 22:46, archived)
Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 7:01, archived)
Hey! It was doveston! But we had to let go. Don't be so angry.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 19:42, archived)
you're ok with it tho, right?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 20:10, archived)
4/7
Trump bottles his own farts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 18:38, archived)
thank you cheers you are a nice man 4/7 i never did this well with garold in charge

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 19:17, archived)
i just saw a hummingbird in the back yard!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 19:23, archived)
ace! what colour?

(sticklebrlcks ๐Ÿ’…, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 19:27, archived)
it was so fast, it was mostly light brown, i saw a very brief flash of bright yellow on the chest i think
unreal how fast they are, it just stopped in midair and looked in at me through the screen then it was gone, lasted less than a second, i think i was still focusing
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 20:03, archived)
Maybe it was a dragonfly just sayin

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Jun 2025, 21:12, archived)
it was too big, and you're an idiot, and shut up
but having said that... there's a moth called a hummingbird clearwing around here, they are smaller and move more slowly but it is possible to confuse them with hummingbirds
but it was too big and quick to be a clearwing
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 22:48, archived)
Is this a sex thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 20:00, archived)
only if there are hummingbees too

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 20:03, archived)
Oh I say, well done

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 21:10, archived)
You're thinking of bummingturd

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 22:19, archived)
I met someone today with the surname Birt-Simpson

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 21:14, archived)
What you reckon doc, pin the wrists or just plaster? I've been reading the latest studies. To much ?ask your consultant Mrs

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 22:19, archived)
If you've read a study then you're already more well read than most orthopaedic surgeons so just do what that said.
My wife is also a GP, we don't do musculoskeletal stuff but if you like I could chatgpt it for you
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 23:57, archived)
It is now the afternoon
Shove THAT up your wank-handle
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 12:36, archived)
Tried that, didn’t fit

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 12:44, archived)
Any excuse for a rummage

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 13:10, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8449070
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:37, archived)

www.hankwandle.co.uk
(sticklebrlcks ๐Ÿ’…, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 13:18, archived)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:01, archived)
which one are you?

(sticklebrlcks ๐Ÿ’…, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 17:11, archived)
can't remember

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 21:24, archived)
Carlisle is a fucking dump

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Jun 2025, 13:58, archived)
she was alright in the Go-Gos

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 14:05, archived)
she still looks decent now tbh

(sticklebrlcks ๐Ÿ’…, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 14:18, archived)
Would that be Bellender Carlisle by any chance?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:31, archived)
lol cum
bria
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:04, archived)

i

LOL
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:44, archived)
it isn't, i won't

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 14:00, archived)
it's always afternoon somewhere

(sticklebrlcks ๐Ÿ’…, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 14:16, archived)
US politics is well lol this week eh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 14:22, archived)
we all knew it was going to happen
great American entertainment
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 14:33, archived)
Yep

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 14:58, archived)
i think you're all just saying this so i'll shove it up my wank-handle, i won't

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:54, archived)
Now that's what I call Wank-Handle 26

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 14:16, archived)
Wank-handle's Messiah

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 14:23, archived)
Wank-handle in the wind

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 14:58, archived)
fork wank handles

(sticklebrlcks ๐Ÿ’…, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:39, archived)
Gok Wank-handle

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:05, archived)
Obi Wank-handle Kenobi

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:05, archived)
Trump feels like pure shit. He just wants Elon back

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:29, archived)
Where’s the fucking Friday quiz garold? Eh? EH?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:36, archived)
can you post it then? can you? can you post it cheers?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:58, archived)
FINE THEN

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 16:53, archived)
Glasgow's alright though

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:44, archived)
I don't have a wank-handle

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 16:29, archived)
wank button?

(sticklebrlcks ๐Ÿ’…, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 16:41, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Jun 2025, 7:08, archived)
yes m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 7:10, archived)
Started watching that Fred West docco on Netflix.
Worth a watch.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Jun 2025, 7:54, archived)
Yes, fracture clinic this morning. Not sure I should drive there

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 8:12, archived)
Take your skateboard, it'd be well lol

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 8:21, archived)
I'm sure you've said already and I missed it, but how did you spazz yourself up like this?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:22, archived)
By skipping the safety chapter at the start of "Advanced Wankling Techniques" by Adrian Chiles

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:36, archived)
Anakin killed all the wanklings

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:59, archived)
clog dancing incident

(sticklebrlcks ๐Ÿ’…, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:42, archived)
Fell over

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 10:06, archived)
Still it up your whizbum

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:21, archived)
Bob Marleyzzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:22, archived)
Happy National Day of Sweden, mate
If you haven't already done so, please visit the Vasa museum in Stockholm.
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:27, archived)
I'll celebrate by telling my favourite Swedish joke.

Why do Swedish warships all have barcodes?

So they can scan da navy in.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:29, archived)
This deserves to be populol paged

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:30, archived)

deserves to be populol paged

justifies shutting down the internet for good
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:35, archived)
^

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:59, archived)
MODS
ffs
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 13:58, archived)
Eid Al Adah apparently, every Muslim is out in Woolwich, took ages to get hospital

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 10:06, archived)
every Muslim is out, how appropriate for Pride month.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 11:25, archived)
Coo-Eid

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 12:13, archived)
Oh bra-vo

Lol bra
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 12:35, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 13:58, archived)
search currently seems to want to include baldmonkey word citadels into all my search results
i was not on /talk much during the baldmonkey era so i have no idea what these huge text relics he's left behind are all about, other than finding their way into search results. was that the point?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 20:45, archived)
My best guess is that was the point

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 20:48, archived)
also he was as mad as a bucket of mouse traps
also i have run out of ale at sensible o'cock
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 21:00, archived)
FALE

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (โ€ฏอœโ‚’ ใ……โ€ฏอœ โ‚’), Thu 5 Jun 2025, 21:18, archived)
nobody is more disappointed with myself than i am

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 21:29, archived)
BEERLY ENOUGH

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 21:29, archived)
That is mad, if you can get a mouse into a bucket you don't need traps, just pump it full of zyklon-b

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 21:29, archived)
alright Starbuck

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 21:30, archived)
-mouse +maus

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 22:15, archived)
SPIRITED AWAY

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 21:32, archived)
i'll get you next time no face

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 21:52, archived)
how will you recognize him?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 22:16, archived)
three nipples

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 22:20, archived)
Judge Arun Subramanian said that he saw Sean 'Diddy' Combs looking at the jury and “nodding vigorously” during the cross-examination of Bryana Bongolan
keywords: Submarine, Diddy, Bongoland
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 22:18, archived)
"i was not on /talk much during the baldmonkey era" is exactly the sort of thing that someone trying to convince people that they are not baldmonkey would say.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 23:15, archived)
and you just said it (•ห• •ใƒž.แŸ

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 23:59, archived)
IT'S BEER OF THE FUCKING COCK TICK TOCK CLOCK TOCK COCK COCK COCK

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 14:38, archived)
Oh do piss off.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 Jun 2025, 14:50, archived)
not you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:14, archived)
On it already.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:04, archived)
yep! home at 1405 fuckin right

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:16, archived)
I'd rather have beer of the malted barley or other cereal grain, but if beer of the cock is what you like, all power to you.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:07, archived)
i'll drink anything if it's got a good head on it

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:16, archived)
TBF, a lot of lagers look like they've been dispensed via cock.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:21, archived)
Heinekum

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:24, archived)
I was thinking more along urinary lines.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:29, archived)
Madribble

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:37, archived)
rip

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 17:30, archived)

  โˆง,,,โˆง
(ย  ฬณโ€ข ยท โ€ข ฬณ)
/ย ย ย  ใฅโ™ก I'll rip the heart out of your chest if you say that again
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 0:27, archived)
Holsten Piss

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 17:36, archived)
Pisstrella

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 17:39, archived)
Cockfosters

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 17:49, archived)
He'

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 5 Jun 2025, 18:05, archived)
Bit early, love

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:18, archived)
WRONG!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:18, archived)
I had a pint with my lunch earlier

(sticklebrlcks ๐Ÿ’…, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:25, archived)
was it delicious?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:26, archived)
yeah it was decent

(sticklebrlcks ๐Ÿ’…, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:38, archived)
It really isn’t

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:26, archived)
it is actually. so you can't say that. you can't just say lies on the internet anymore there's rules now. regulations.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:27, archived)
I thought the only thing we couldn’t say was Hitler?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:29, archived)
Oh, turns out you can say Hitler

H I T L E R
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:30, archived)
literally

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:39, archived)
It's 2025 and Adrian Chiles has just discovered the word "edgelord".
www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/jun/04/ive-learned-a-new-word-and-now-im-seeing-the-people-it-describes-everywhere
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:43, archived)
To be fair to him, he's only 10 years out of date. That's practically skibidi toilet rizz vibe check for him.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgelord
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:46, archived)
dog poo
no offence
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:48, archived)

offe
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:58, archived)
the worst kind

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:05, archived)
apart from the scottish ones, obvs

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:07, archived)
What's the non-alcoholic option?

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:07, archived)
a long and healthy life, uncurtailed by liver failure

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:12, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:13, archived)

BEER OF
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:27, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8448979
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:27, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8448988
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 17:12, archived)
lol
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 17:28, archived)
My name? It's Peter Box.
I returned to play with Grong Grong Matong Football Club from 1967 to 1969, to finish off a fine football career.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 18:37, archived)
ola

(I helped save b3ta! Cock BANNED from /talk, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 3:54, archived)
b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 12:52, archived)
/talk about

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 12:54, archived)
Paris Munich Newport Pagnell everybody talk about Rob Manuel

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:02, archived)
i hope rob sees this

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 19:01, archived)
Paris Munich West Wittering everybody talk about dog fingering

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 19:21, archived)
fingering, dog's bumholes, fingering, dog's bumholes

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 19:43, archived)
Watch as Rob M's marriage buckled,
Everybody talk about Kunt's cuckold
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 19:52, archived)
What a ham, what a ham, what a ham, what a mighty mighty ham. What a mighty mighty cheap ham!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 23:13, archived)
You are logged in as Aardvark. Update your profile or Logout

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:10, archived)
Log out please.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:23, archived)
lol, log

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:39, archived)
lol gout

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:43, archived)
u lol at gout, I guess urate it then

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:52, archived)
I'm Sorry I've Maintained A Website

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:14, archived)
George Went

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:01, archived)
Gooch Gouda

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:01, archived)
It's a click from me!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:55, archived)
Queef

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:03, archived)
idgi

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:04, archived)
I knew everyone would hate my mustard shorts. That didn’t stop me buying them

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:15, archived)
I correctly guessed where that would be from as soon as I read it.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:16, archived)
i did not, fucking lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:18, archived)
well hello there mister mustard

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:17, archived)
colonel

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 14:43, archived)
I thought you’d get lots of condiments

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:23, archived)
mustard been cheap

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:26, archived)
Mustard mitt, I also kint far 'at wis fae

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:56, archived)
bthreeta

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:26, archived)
The b3t of the m3t

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 14:35, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 Jun 2025, 6:07, archived)
hello

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 7:05, archived)
Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 Jun 2025, 7:19, archived)
another one

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 7:31, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 7:49, archived)
MORTen CARKED-IT

just leaving this here, etc
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 8:25, archived)
The Un-living Daylights

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 8:57, archived)
Dying in the Rain

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 9:02, archived)
Undertake on Me

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 9:26, archived)
Stake on Me

just leaving this here so I can link to it if he becomes a vampire
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 9:32, archived)
Wake on Me

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 12:13, archived)
Are we the baddies?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 Jun 2025, 8:36, archived)
-d +l

JMG
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 9:01, archived)
+ fat
+ dole
+ , online
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 9:40, archived)
Yes yes, morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 9:04, archived)
Morning and Happy Birthday to Mark Wahlberg!

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 9:06, archived)
Might assault some Vietnamese people in celebration

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 9:28, archived)
As long as you feel no remorse afterwards it's fine

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 10:00, archived)
can confirm

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 10:06, archived)
Oh, hi Mark!

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 11:08, archived)
He did not hit them he did naht.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 11:24, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 9:36, archived)
penis

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 10:00, archived)
i saw an enormous spider on the deck last night, not usually bothered by spiders but this fucker was like a muscular hand, quite upset me

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 12:53, archived)
Shake On Me

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:45, archived)
I Wish I Could Be Crispy Every Day
Just leaving that here in case Roy Wood burns to death in an accident.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:49, archived)
Roy Wouldn’t

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:53, archived)
Roy Won't

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 17:15, archived)
Roy Firewood

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 4 Jun 2025, 19:26, archived)
Roy Orbison

(I helped save b3ta! Cock BANNED from /talk, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:46, archived)
What's your favourite Simply Red song?
Mine is 'Money's Too Tight (To Mention)' as it captures the frustrations of not having money.
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 18:24, archived)
too difficult to choose

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 19:27, archived)
defo

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:03, archived)
Impossible to decide, I’ve never managed to listen to one in full without wishing for immediate death

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 19:29, archived)
RIP

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:03, archived)
That one about wanting to fall from the stars straight into your arse.
Itโ€™s a sentiment to which we can all relate.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 19:58, archived)
i hope you've got a coprophilia bend

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 20:32, archived)
however you spell it, not using google to check

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 20:33, archived)
I don’t spell it, as a rule.
Iโ€™ll just take your spelling as gospel.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:29, archived)
Nice
a/s/l?
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:03, archived)
old/hairy/closer than you think

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:28, archived)
Mick Fucknall

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Jun 2025, 20:32, archived)
Muck Spunkall

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:04, archived)
Muck Chuckitall

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:06, archived)
-M +Pr

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:04, archived)
I don't know, he says money's too tight to mention, but he's already mentioned it at that point, I don't know what to make of it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:06, archived)
Good point
what does he want to do about it? Nothing, typical scrounger.
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:24, archived)
I like Stars. Unironically. Fucking sue me.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:58, archived)
I can't afford legal action at the moment.

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 22:14, archived)
hahaha wanker

(sticklebrlcks ๐Ÿ’…, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 22:20, archived)
It's been decades since I gave a fuck what bitter old queens thought about my tastes in anything, enjoy your superiority

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 22:28, archived)
ok wanker

(sticklebrlcks ๐Ÿ’…, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 22:52, archived)
+Trek convention

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 4 Jun 2025, 22:47, archived)
Too tight to mention
but not too tight to write a whole song about it and tour with a band and sing it around the globe.

Can totally relate.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 8:54, archived)
hi smelmit's

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 11:23, archived)
Yo Queef

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 11:27, archived)
sup $quibbster

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:21, archived)
wasson queefmaster flash?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:30, archived)
Touch my bum please.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Jun 2025, 11:35, archived)
no m8
this isn't life
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:22, archived)
Maybe yours will catch on

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:11, archived)
+ fire

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:23, archived)
We can't rule out anything at this point

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 14:33, archived)
So we can rule out ruling anything out?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 14:57, archived)
You can't rule out ruling out ruling anything out.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 14:58, archived)
I've already ruled that out

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 15:41, archived)
Overruled

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:05, archived)
Did you threaten to overrule him?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:26, archived)
I did not overrule Derek Lewis

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:32, archived)
There
ibb.co/j0y7fFC
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:22, archived)
*spazzhands*

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:23, archived)
See the consultant Friday, hopefully set them better

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:25, archived)
Hope so, that looks rather inconvenient

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:31, archived)
I'm looking forward to fancy colour fibre glass ones

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:34, archived)
i had a full cast green on my arm, a full cast pink on my leg and a half cast [KLAXON] purple on my other leg
all at the same time. i also had a fancy wheelchair and 6 weeks in hospital. motorbikes are rad.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:32, archived)
+Aki

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 4 Jun 2025, 18:42, archived)
more recently i had this funky fresh creation
i.imgur.com/1t0BzJk.jpeg

broke my scaphoid playing ice hockey, 6 months in a cast. hence why they got funky for me, they had to do a new one every 6 weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:36, archived)
Dennis The Menace and Fracture

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 17:32, archived)
i rode the tour de moor on dartmoor with that cast on as well
silly really
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 17:49, archived)
holy shit

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:24, archived)
Currently a shit that requires no wiping

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:35, archived)
kinell

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:28, archived)
Shit!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:36, archived)

mmmnnngg
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:36, archived)
You massive spacker

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:42, archived)
๐Ÿฆ–

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 13:32, archived)
This made me do a lol

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 14:44, archived)
HOOPSMEG

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:38, archived)
4 lyf

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 13:52, archived)
WOO YAY HOOPSMEG PANOWIE

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:29, archived)
Hola

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:43, archived)
howdy

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 13:52, archived)
Headbutted a pigeon
May or may not have been an accident
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (โ€ฏอœโ‚’ ใ……โ€ฏอœ โ‚’), Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:45, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Jun 2025, 7:01, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 7:18, archived)
Is this a sex thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 7:43, archived)
HITLER'S COCK

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Jun 2025, 7:47, archived)
Now I know THAT’s a sex thing!

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 8:39, archived)
o====D

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 4 Jun 2025, 9:12, archived)
actual lol

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:38, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 13:34, archived)
Bollock.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 14:36, archived)
hitler would say that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:40, archived)
Happy International Day of Innocent Children Victims of Aggression!

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 8:12, archived)
Might burn a Pride flag to celebrate

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Jun 2025, 8:31, archived)
lol bum

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 8:34, archived)
You could have warned me, where am I supposed to find an innocent international child to be aggressive to at such short notice?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 8:35, archived)
sorry I've been so busy hitting children
It escaped my mind
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 9:05, archived)
Ask the /links paedo crew

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Jun 2025, 9:05, archived)
Thanks, I did that, they said to try RabidRodent's car.
*puts on police uniform*
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 9:42, archived)
Do you want to brush my hair
Not the hair up here,
But the hair down there.

Do you want to brush my pubic hair?

I have this song in my head and I can't get it out now.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 8:45, archived)
alright garideb

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Jun 2025, 9:06, archived)
Hello

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 9:14, archived)
Morning
Still no burglars.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 9:13, archived)
I'll plut some on the blarblecue.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 9:22, archived)
I tell you what, don't break both your wrists, it's fucking well shit. Everything is like a krypton factor challenge. Put your coat on , unfortunately the sleeves are inside out. Go

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 21:54, archived)
is it worse than a broken heart though?

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:01, archived)
No, you are entitled to ten pounds compensation for every time your heartbroken. So you should.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:05, archived)
My wife is racist about burglars
I say "we should leave the doors unlocked for the burglars," but she says " I don't want any fucking burglars, what's fucking wrong with you, you dithering cunt?"

AITA
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:07, archived)
How will the burglars get in if we lock the doors
- amirite?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:08, archived)
I think you've got to test the burglar skills

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:18, archived)
Yeah, they like a challenge.
In fact if you make it too easy for them they can find that quite insulting.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:25, archived)
I've always maintained the more security we have on property the more physical crime will go up. They only ever move the problem.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:30, archived)
oh mongy dear thing you haven't really have you
nooooo :(((
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 0:05, archived)
we're taking his word fot it at this point

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 1:45, archived)

it's fucking well shit. Everything is like a krypton factor challenge. Put your coat on , unfortunately the sleeves are inside out. Go your achy breaky hists
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 10:22, archived)
Malaysian Style Red Sea Sambal Y/N?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 19:28, archived)
fucking yes

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 19:40, archived)
i knew it

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 20:01, archived)
fucking maybe

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 19:42, archived)
i had a hunch

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 20:03, archived)
<s>al</s> o fucking klaxon

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 19:51, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 20:04, archived)
How dare you

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 19:52, archived)
sorry

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 20:03, archived)

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