Good morning!(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 9:05,
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pro tip, don't clean your teeth at Smegg's house(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 12:20,
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Mint is all very well, but what about reem? (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 7 Jun 2025, 14:11,
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When paired with jacketed hollow point (JHP) bullets, it creates wide wound channels and has enough penetration to reach vital organs.ππ»
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 13:46,
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coconuts out for the tits?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 23:58,
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FINE THENwww.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czx02ke4gx5o
2/7 Trump Tantrum
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 16:14,
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 17:12,
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Damn, I want to knit that now (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 18:39,
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1/7 fuck you and fuck your quiz bring back Garold’s quiz fucking fuck (
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 17:41,
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Hey! It was doveston! But we had to let go. Don't be so angry. (
mongychops, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 19:42,
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4/7Trump bottles his own farts
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 18:38,
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thank you cheers you are a nice man 4/7 i never did this well with garold in charge(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 19:17,
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i just saw a hummingbird in the back yard!(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 19:23,
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it was so fast, it was mostly light brown, i saw a very brief flash of bright yellow on the chest i thinkunreal how fast they are, it just stopped in midair and looked in at me through the screen then it was gone, lasted less than a second, i think i was still focusing
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 20:03,
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it was too big, and you're an idiot, and shut up but having said that... there's a moth called a hummingbird clearwing around here, they are smaller and move more slowly but it is possible to confuse them with hummingbirds
but it was too big and quick to be a clearwing
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 22:48,
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only if there are hummingbees too(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 20:03,
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I met someone today with the surname Birt-Simpson(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 21:14,
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What you reckon doc, pin the wrists or just plaster? I've been reading the latest studies. To much ?ask your consultant Mrs (
mongychops, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 22:19,
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If you've read a study then you're already more well read than most orthopaedic surgeons so just do what that said.My wife is also a GP, we don't do musculoskeletal stuff but if you like I could chatgpt it for you
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 23:57,
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It is now the afternoon Shove THAT up your wank-handle
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 12:36,
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Any excuse for a rummage(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 13:10,
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www.artmajeur.com/hank-wandle/en/artworks/17478097/pounding
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MiseryCunt, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 16:02,
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Would that be Bellender Carlisle by any chance? (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:31,
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we all knew it was going to happen great American entertainment
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$imon $quibb β
, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 14:33,
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i think you're all just saying this so i'll shove it up my wank-handle, i won't(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:54,
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Trump feels like pure shit. He just wants Elon back (
Two Hats π©π©, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:29,
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can you post it then? can you? can you post it cheers?(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:58,
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I don't have a wank-handle(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 16:29,
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Yes, fracture clinic this morning. Not sure I should drive there (
mongychops, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 8:12,
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I'm sure you've said already and I missed it, but how did you spazz yourself up like this?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:22,
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By skipping the safety chapter at the start of "Advanced Wankling Techniques" by Adrian Chiles(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:36,
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Still it up your whizbum(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:21,
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Happy National Day of Sweden, mateIf you haven't already done so, please visit the Vasa museum in Stockholm.
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$imon $quibb β
, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:27,
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I'll celebrate by telling my favourite Swedish joke.Why do Swedish warships all have barcodes?
So they can scan da navy in.
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justifies shutting down the internet for good
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:35,
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Eid Al Adah apparently, every Muslim is out in Woolwich, took ages to get hospital (
mongychops, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 10:06,
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search currently seems to want to include baldmonkey word citadels into all my search resultsi was not on /talk much during the baldmonkey era so i have no idea what these huge text relics he's left behind are all about, other than finding their way into search results. was that the point?
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 20:45,
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also he was as mad as a bucket of mouse trapsalso i have run out of ale at sensible o'cock
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MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 21:00,
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That is mad, if you can get a mouse into a bucket you don't need traps, just pump it full of zyklon-b(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 21:29, Reply)
Judge Arun Subramanian said that he saw Sean 'Diddy' Combs looking at the jury and “nodding vigorously” during the cross-examination of Bryana Bongolankeywords: Submarine, Diddy, Bongoland
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 22:18,
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"i was not on /talk much during the baldmonkey era" is exactly the sort of thing that someone trying to convince people that they are not baldmonkey would say.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 23:15,
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and you just said it (•Λ •γ.α(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 23:59,
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IT'S BEER OF THE FUCKING COCK TICK TOCK CLOCK TOCK COCK COCK COCK(
MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 14:38,
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I'd rather have beer of the malted barley or other cereal grain, but if beer of the cock is what you like, all power to you.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:07,
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TBF, a lot of lagers look like they've been dispensed via cock.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:21,
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I was thinking more along urinary lines.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:29,
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/Β Β Β γ₯β‘ I'll rip the heart out of your chest if you say that again
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 0:27,
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it is actually. so you can't say that. you can't just say lies on the internet anymore there's rules now. regulations.(
MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:27,
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It's 2025 and Adrian Chiles has just discovered the word "edgelord".www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/jun/04/ive-learned-a-new-word-and-now-im-seeing-the-people-it-describes-everywhere
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To be fair to him, he's only 10 years out of date. That's practically skibidi toilet rizz vibe check for him.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgelord
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:46,
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My name? It's Peter Box.I returned to play with Grong Grong Matong Football Club from 1967 to 1969, to finish off a fine football career.
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 18:37,
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Paris Munich Newport Pagnell everybody talk about Rob Manuel(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:02,
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Paris Munich West Wittering everybody talk about dog fingering(
broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 19:21,
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fingering, dog's bumholes, fingering, dog's bumholes(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 19:43,
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Watch as Rob M's marriage buckled,Everybody talk about Kunt's cuckold
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What a ham, what a ham, what a ham, what a mighty mighty ham. What a mighty mighty cheap ham!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 23:13,
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You are logged in as Aardvark. Update your profile or Logout(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:10,
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I knew everyone would hate my mustard shorts. That didn’t stop me buying them(
broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:15,
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well hello there mister mustard(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:17,
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Stake on Mejust leaving this here so I can link to it if he becomes a vampire
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As long as you feel no remorse afterwards it's fine(
$imon $quibb β
, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 10:00,
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He did not hit them he did naht.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 11:24,
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i saw an enormous spider on the deck last night, not usually bothered by spiders but this fucker was like a muscular hand, quite upset me(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 12:53,
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I Wish I Could Be Crispy Every DayJust leaving that here in case Roy Wood burns to death in an accident.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:49,
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What's your favourite Simply Red song?Mine is 'Money's Too Tight (To Mention)' as it captures the frustrations of not having money.
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$imon $quibb β
, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 18:24,
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Impossible to decide, I’ve never managed to listen to one in full without wishing for immediate death (
Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 19:29,
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That one about wanting to fall from the stars straight into your arse.Itβs a sentiment to which we can all relate.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 19:58,
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I don’t spell it, as a rule.Iβll just take your spelling as gospel.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:29,
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old/hairy/closer than you think(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:28,
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I don't know, he says money's too tight to mention, but he's already mentioned it at that point, I don't know what to make of it (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:06,
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Good pointwhat does he want to do about it? Nothing, typical scrounger.
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$imon $quibb β
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It's been decades since I gave a fuck what bitter old queens thought about my tastes in anything, enjoy your superiority(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 22:28, Reply)
Too tight to mentionbut not too tight to write a whole song about it and tour with a band and sing it around the globe.
Can totally relate.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 8:54,
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So we can rule out ruling anything out?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 14:57,
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Hope so, that looks rather inconvenient(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:31,
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i had a full cast green on my arm, a full cast pink on my leg and a half cast [KLAXON] purple on my other legall at the same time. i also had a fancy wheelchair and 6 weeks in hospital. motorbikes are rad.
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MiseryCunt, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:32,
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more recently i had this funky fresh creationi.imgur.com/1t0BzJk.jpeg
broke my scaphoid playing ice hockey, 6 months in a cast. hence why they got funky for me, they had to do a new one every 6 weeks.
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MiseryCunt, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:36,
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Dennis The Menace and Fracture(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 17:32,
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i rode the tour de moor on dartmoor with that cast on as wellsilly really
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MiseryCunt, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 17:49,
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You massive spacker (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:42,
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This made me do a lol (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 14:44,
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Now I know THAT’s a sex thing!(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 8:39,
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Happy International Day of Innocent Children Victims of Aggression!(
$imon $quibb β
, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 8:12,
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You could have warned me, where am I supposed to find an innocent international child to be aggressive to at such short notice?(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 8:35, Reply)
sorry I've been so busy hitting children It escaped my mind
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$imon $quibb β
, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 9:05,
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Thanks, I did that, they said to try RabidRodent's car.*puts on police uniform*
(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 9:42, Reply)
Do you want to brush my hairNot the hair up here,
But the hair down there.
Do you want to brush my pubic hair?
I have this song in my head and I can't get it out now.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 8:45,
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I'll plut some on the blarblecue.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 9:22,
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I tell you what, don't break both your wrists, it's fucking well shit. Everything is like a krypton factor challenge. Put your coat on , unfortunately the sleeves are inside out. Go(
mongychops, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 21:54,
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No, you are entitled to ten pounds compensation for every time your heartbroken. So you should. (
mongychops, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:05,
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My wife is racist about burglars I say "we should leave the doors unlocked for the burglars," but she says " I don't want any fucking burglars, what's fucking wrong with you, you dithering cunt?"
AITA
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:07,
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How will the burglars get in if we lock the doors- amirite?
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:08,
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Yeah, they like a challenge.In fact if you make it too easy for them they can find that quite insulting.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:25,
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I've always maintained the more security we have on property the more physical crime will go up. They only ever move the problem.(
mongychops, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:30,
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oh mongy dear thing you haven't really have younooooo :(((
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vladimir, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 0:05,
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 10:22,
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Phineas Ambrose Float?!?!?!www.independent.co.uk/asia/southeast-asia/british-bali-tourist-cocaine-court-b2762650.html
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:21,
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Is that a real float or a Nom De Float?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:47,
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He'd be a Reform councillor now if he'd avoided the rozzers a bit longer(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:48,
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Lee Anderthal, they call him in Private Eye.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 3 Jun 2025, 16:20,
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well sound the klaxon then, duh(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 18:13,
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Sounds like the lineup of a football team(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:49,
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Posh people just aren't named the same way as the rest of us.*ANECDOTE ALERT*
I was working in a pharmacy one Thursday when Lord So-and-so phoned asking to speak to the head pharmacist. I was the only pharmacist there, so that was me. He told me that there was an arrangement between himself, ourselves and his GP to facilitate a "transfer of stock", and could we get this done by close of play tomorrow? "It is within the 24 hours," he concluded.
After gently quizzing him to try to decipher this arrangement for 5 minutes, I worked out that what he wanted to do was: order a repeat prescription. This would take two working days just to get it back from the surgery, so fuck knows where he got the 24 hour figure from. I managed to suggest to him that it would be quicker if he phoned his GP surgery himself to request it. He agreed, and then called back to tell me that if I phoned [surgery phone number] after 3pm and asked to speak to "Jackieh or Christieh" then they would sort me out.
I did so, and asked if they had Lord So-and-so's prescription ready. "Is he the posh gentleman?" they asked. Yes, I said. "What's his name?" they asked. Fuck, I have no idea, I said. He's Lord So-and-so, but what's his actual name? I asked around the pharmacy staff to find that he had at least three surnames, but nobody know which one he was actually listed under. Turned out it didn't matter, because he'd phoned the wrong fucking surgery anyway - he was registered at the other one.
*ANECDOTE OVER*
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Can you sum this anecdote up in an emoji or two?My attention span doesn't last past oh actually never mind I'm not really arsed either way.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 16:18,
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i'm glad i read all of that it was the most heartwarming tale of human discovery i have ever witnessedps. bollocks
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MiseryCunt, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 20:19,
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I Made Dipa Umbara(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 16:03,
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Did you make enough for everyone?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 17:12,
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A lot of big trouble for fuck all money. Not even a kilo of coke. Wankers (
mongychops, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 16:26,
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He looks like the only one of them who's actually come down and has any idea of what's happening.(, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 16:26, Reply)
Toilet break timewhat's it time for where you are? You can say "why, Garold, this is the time of the day I set aside for playing Debussy" or something else refined and genteel.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 12:48,
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Is it always Simon Squibb time somewhere in the world?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:39,
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squimple(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:41,
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Oh, I want to be in a pie, man, like that hilarous film American Piewhere he done sexing with a pie.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:19,
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man you're dead right! It really is a hilarious film!!the man did a wank, oh wow that split my sides. haha, wanking!
can you believe it?
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:21,
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Nor I.are we bad people for taking the piss out of a work of art we've never appreciated?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:27,
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But also, a fit bird got her kit off and done a wank, too.Phwaor, eh?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 3 Jun 2025, 16:22,
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good, i'm good with that, it's easy to understand(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:50,
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I'm on to youonly thought it fair to let you know.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:41,
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Bit racist.People living in Italy, I mean. Especially the South African ones.
(, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:06, Reply)
would it kill you to be happy for the rest of us(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:56,
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I am happy for the rest of you(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:48,
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i have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 18:10,
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Why, Garold, this is the time of the day I set aside for eating some lunch and staring into the middle distance.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:11,
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This is refined and geneel(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:40,
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Lunchtime (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:32,
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Actually got to have the pepperoni pizza I wanted (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:13,
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GEOTIMEJust watching a bit of Limmy with lunch thanks for asking.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:38,
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I loved his streams when he was trolling on gamesbut watching him play a game seriously is hard work
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$imon $quibb β
, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:21,
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his sketch shows were hilariouswhy the silly cunt didnae keep daein them is beyond me
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:07,
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Garold, this is the time of day I set aside for a second cup of coffee, my aim today broadly speaking is to maybe be slightly less of a cunt than yesterday(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:50,
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I wish you success in your endeavour(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:47,
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it's not really working out, it never really does (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 18:15,
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why, Garold, this is the time of the day I set aside for doing the Friday quiz.Where the fuck is it?
(, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:31, Reply)
Why don't you look down here?*gestures at crotch*
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:47,
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1/7 looking at garold's crotch against your will(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:59,
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I didnt say MY crotch did I!(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:20,
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I am having a shit whilst typing how I'm reading the shit that you're typing whilst having a shit.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:50,
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Hi y'alllike the say in 'Murca
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 9:32,
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 1:07,
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No offence youtu.be/4zRCGB9-H3A?si=-eya6xWtUYNEoduV
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 20:31,
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I liked him when he presented game for a laugh(
broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 21:20,
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None takenwww.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzb93xHG9Ac
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 21:36,
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I don't like gooch gouda(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 23:03,
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smegcock holiday(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 23:03,
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I did a rewatch of the entire series last month (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 9:36,
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I know I am- but what are you?
Hang on. I'll come in again.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 20:40,
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