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tits oot fa tha lads
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Cock, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 23:24,
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coconuts out for the tits?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 23:58,
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okay Ill accept that. Your place or mine?
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Cock, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 4:18,
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FINE THEN
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czx02ke4gx5o2/7 Trump Tantrum
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 16:14,
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4 / 7: Yer da wanks on all fours
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$imon $quibb β
, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 16:22,
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how?
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sticklebrlcks π
, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 17:12,
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assistance from friend
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Cock, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 23:27,
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5/7 perfect score
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sticklebrlcks π
, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 16:40,
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 17:12,
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Damn, I want to knit that now
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 18:39,
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6.5 / 7
Fosbury Floppy
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( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β―Νβ γ
β―Ν β), Fri 6 Jun 2025, 16:48,
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4/7 Fred West's patio
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Jun 2025, 17:00,
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0/7, Woo Yay
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 17:28,
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1/7 fuck you and fuck your quiz bring back Garold’s quiz fucking fuck
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 17:41,
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Shit innit
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Jun 2025, 18:16,
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arseboon dilbaro
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 18:25,
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Needs more fuck
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 18:33,
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fuck
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 22:46,
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Yay!
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 7:01,
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Hey! It was doveston! But we had to let go. Don't be so angry.
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mongychops, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 19:42,
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you're ok with it tho, right?
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 20:10,
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4/7
Trump bottles his own farts
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 18:38,
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thank you cheers you are a nice man 4/7 i never did this well with garold in charge
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 19:17,
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i just saw a hummingbird in the back yard!
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 19:23,
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ace! what colour?
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sticklebrlcks π
, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 19:27,
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it was so fast, it was mostly light brown, i saw a very brief flash of bright yellow on the chest i think
unreal how fast they are, it just stopped in midair and looked in at me through the screen then it was gone, lasted less than a second, i think i was still focusing
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 20:03,
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Maybe it was a dragonfly just sayin
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Jun 2025, 21:12,
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it was too big, and you're an idiot, and shut up
but having said that... there's a moth called a hummingbird clearwing around here, they are smaller and move more slowly but it is possible to confuse them with hummingbirds
but it was too big and quick to be a clearwing
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 22:48,
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Is this a sex thing?
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Two Hats π©π©, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 20:00,
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only if there are hummingbees too
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 20:03,
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Oh I say, well done
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Two Hats π©π©, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 21:10,
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You're thinking of bummingturd
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 22:19,
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I met someone today with the surname Birt-Simpson
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 21:14,
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What you reckon doc, pin the wrists or just plaster? I've been reading the latest studies. To much ?ask your consultant Mrs
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mongychops, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 22:19,
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If you've read a study then you're already more well read than most orthopaedic surgeons so just do what that said.
My wife is also a GP, we don't do musculoskeletal stuff but if you like I could chatgpt it for you
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 23:57,
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It is now the afternoon
Shove THAT up your wank-handle
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 12:36,
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Tried that, didn’t fit
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 12:44,
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Any excuse for a rummage
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 13:10,
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b3ta.com/talk/8449070
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:37,
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www.hankwandle.co.uk
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sticklebrlcks π
, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 13:18,
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Lol
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:01,
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which one are you?
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sticklebrlcks π
, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 17:11,
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can't remember
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MiseryCunt, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 21:24,
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Carlisle is a fucking dump
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Jun 2025, 13:58,
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she was alright in the Go-Gos
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 14:05,
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she still looks decent now tbh
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sticklebrlcks π
, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 14:18,
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Would that be Bellender Carlisle by any chance?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:31,
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lol cum
bria
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:04,
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iLOL
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:44,
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it isn't, i won't
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 14:00,
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it's always afternoon somewhere
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sticklebrlcks π
, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 14:16,
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US politics is well lol this week eh
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 14:22,
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we all knew it was going to happen
great American entertainment
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$imon $quibb β
, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 14:33,
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Yep
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 14:58,
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i think you're all just saying this so i'll shove it up my wank-handle, i won't
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:54,
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Now that's what I call Wank-Handle 26
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$imon $quibb β
, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 14:16,
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Wank-handle's Messiah
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 14:23,
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Wank-handle in the wind
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 14:58,
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fork wank handles
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sticklebrlcks π
, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:39,
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Gok Wank-handle
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:05,
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Obi Wank-handle Kenobi
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:05,
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Trump feels like pure shit. He just wants Elon back
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Two Hats π©π©, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:29,
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Where’s the fucking Friday quiz garold? Eh? EH?
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:36,
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can you post it then? can you? can you post it cheers?
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:58,
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FINE THEN
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 16:53,
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Glasgow's alright though
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:44,
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I don't have a wank-handle
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 16:29,
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wank button?
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sticklebrlcks π
, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 16:41,
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morning
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Jun 2025, 7:08,
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yes m8
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MiseryCunt, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 7:10,
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Started watching that Fred West docco on Netflix.
Worth a watch.
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Jun 2025, 7:54,
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Yes, fracture clinic this morning. Not sure I should drive there
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mongychops, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 8:12,
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Take your skateboard, it'd be well lol
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 8:21,
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I'm sure you've said already and I missed it, but how did you spazz yourself up like this?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:22,
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By skipping the safety chapter at the start of "Advanced Wankling Techniques" by Adrian Chiles
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:36,
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Anakin killed all the wanklings
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:59,
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clog dancing incident
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sticklebrlcks π
, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:42,
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Fell over
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mongychops, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 10:06,
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Still it up your whizbum
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:21,
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Bob Marleyzzz
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:22,
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Happy National Day of Sweden, mate
If you haven't already done so, please visit the Vasa museum in Stockholm.
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$imon $quibb β
, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:27,
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I'll celebrate by telling my favourite Swedish joke.
Why do Swedish warships all have barcodes?
So they can scan da navy in.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:29,
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This deserves to be populol paged
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$imon $quibb β
, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:30,
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deserves to be populol pagedjustifies shutting down the internet for good
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:35,
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^
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:59,
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MODS
ffs
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 13:58,
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Eid Al Adah apparently, every Muslim is out in Woolwich, took ages to get hospital
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mongychops, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 10:06,
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every Muslim is out, how appropriate for Pride month.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 11:25,
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Coo-Eid
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 12:13,
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Oh bra-vo
Lol bra
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 12:35,
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lol
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 13:58,
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search currently seems to want to include baldmonkey word citadels into all my search results
i was not on /talk much during the baldmonkey era so i have no idea what these huge text relics he's left behind are all about, other than finding their way into search results. was that the point?
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 20:45,
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My best guess is that was the point
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 20:48,
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also he was as mad as a bucket of mouse traps
also i have run out of ale at sensible o'cock
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MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 21:00,
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FALE
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( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β―Νβ γ
β―Ν β), Thu 5 Jun 2025, 21:18,
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nobody is more disappointed with myself than i am
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MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 21:29,
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BEERLY ENOUGH
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 21:29,
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That is mad, if you can get a mouse into a bucket you don't need traps, just pump it full of zyklon-b
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 21:29,
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alright Starbuck
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MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 21:30,
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-mouse +maus
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 22:15,
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SPIRITED AWAY
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 21:32,
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i'll get you next time no face
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MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 21:52,
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how will you recognize him?
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 22:16,
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three nipples
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MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 22:20,
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Judge Arun Subramanian said that he saw Sean 'Diddy' Combs looking at the jury and “nodding vigorously” during the cross-examination of Bryana Bongolan
keywords: Submarine, Diddy, Bongoland
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 22:18,
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"i was not on /talk much during the baldmonkey era" is exactly the sort of thing that someone trying to convince people that they are not baldmonkey would say.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 23:15,
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and you just said it (•Λ •γ.α
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 23:59,
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IT'S BEER OF THE FUCKING COCK TICK TOCK CLOCK TOCK COCK COCK COCK
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MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 14:38,
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Oh do piss off.
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 Jun 2025, 14:50,
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not you
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MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:14,
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On it already.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:04,
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yep! home at 1405 fuckin right
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MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:16,
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I'd rather have beer of the malted barley or other cereal grain, but if beer of the cock is what you like, all power to you.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:07,
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i'll drink anything if it's got a good head on it
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MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:16,
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TBF, a lot of lagers look like they've been dispensed via cock.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:21,
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Heinekum
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:24,
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I was thinking more along urinary lines.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:29,
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Madribble
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:37,
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rip
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 17:30,
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β§,,,β§
(Β Μ³β’ Β· β’ Μ³)
/Β Β Β γ₯β‘
I'll rip the heart out of your chest if you say that again
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 0:27,
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Holsten Piss
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 17:36,
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Pisstrella
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 17:39,
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Cockfosters
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 17:49,
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He'
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 5 Jun 2025, 18:05,
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Bit early, love
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Two Hats π©π©, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:18,
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WRONG!
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MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:18,
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I had a pint with my lunch earlier
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sticklebrlcks π
, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:25,
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was it delicious?
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MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:26,
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yeah it was decent
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sticklebrlcks π
, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:38,
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It really isn’t
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:26,
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it is actually. so you can't say that. you can't just say lies on the internet anymore there's rules now. regulations.
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MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:27,
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I thought the only thing we couldn’t say was Hitler?
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:29,
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Oh, turns out you can say Hitler
H I T L E R
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:30,
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literally
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MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:39,
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To be fair to him, he's only 10 years out of date. That's practically skibidi toilet rizz vibe check for him.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgelord
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:46,
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dog poo
no offence
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:48,
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offe
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2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:58,
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the worst kind
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MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:05,
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apart from the scottish ones, obvs
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MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:07,
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What's the non-alcoholic option?
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$imon $quibb β
, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:07,
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a long and healthy life, uncurtailed by liver failure
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:12,
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bollocks
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MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:13,
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BEER OF
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2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:27,
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b3ta.com/talk/8448979
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:27,
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b3ta.com/talk/8448988
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 17:12,
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lol
cheers
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MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 17:28,
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My name? It's Peter Box.
I returned to play with Grong Grong Matong Football Club from 1967 to 1969, to finish off a fine football career.
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 18:37,
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ola
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Cock, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 3:54,
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b3ta
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 12:52,
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/talk about
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 12:54,
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Paris Munich Newport Pagnell everybody talk about Rob Manuel
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:02,
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i hope rob sees this
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MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 19:01,
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Paris Munich West Wittering everybody talk about dog fingering
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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 19:21,
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fingering, dog's bumholes, fingering, dog's bumholes
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 19:43,
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Watch as Rob M's marriage buckled,
Everybody talk about Kunt's cuckold
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 19:52,
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What a ham, what a ham, what a ham, what a mighty mighty ham. What a mighty mighty cheap ham!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 23:13,
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You are logged in as Aardvark. Update your profile or Logout
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:10,
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Log out please.
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:23,
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lol, log
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:39,
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lol gout
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:43,
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u lol at gout, I guess urate it then
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:52,
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I'm Sorry I've Maintained A Website
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:14,
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George Went
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:01,
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Gooch Gouda
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:01,
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It's a click from me!
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:55,
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Queef
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:03,
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idgi
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:04,
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I knew everyone would hate my mustard shorts. That didn’t stop me buying them
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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:15,
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I correctly guessed where that would be from as soon as I read it.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:16,
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i did not, fucking lol
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:18,
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well hello there mister mustard
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:17,
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colonel
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MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 14:43,
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I thought you’d get lots of condiments
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:23,
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mustard been cheap
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$imon $quibb β
, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:26,
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Mustard mitt, I also kint far 'at wis fae
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:56,
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bthreeta
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$imon $quibb β
, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:26,
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The b3t of the m3t
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Two Hats π©π©, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 14:35,
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morning
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 Jun 2025, 6:07,
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hello
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MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 7:05,
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Hi
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 Jun 2025, 7:19,
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another one
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 7:31,
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morning
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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 7:49,
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MORTen CARKED-IT
just leaving this here, etc
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 8:25,
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The Un-living Daylights
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 8:57,
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Dying in the Rain
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 9:02,
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Undertake on Me
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 9:26,
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Stake on Me
just leaving this here so I can link to it if he becomes a vampire
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 9:32,
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Wake on Me
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 12:13,
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Are we the baddies?
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 Jun 2025, 8:36,
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-d +l
JMG
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 9:01,
archived)
+ fat
+ dole
+ , online
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 9:40,
archived)
Yes yes, morning.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 9:04,
archived)
Morning and Happy Birthday to Mark Wahlberg!
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$imon $quibb β
, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 9:06,
archived)
Might assault some Vietnamese people in celebration
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 9:28,
archived)
As long as you feel no remorse afterwards it's fine
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$imon $quibb β
, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 10:00,
archived)
can confirm
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 10:06,
archived)
Oh, hi Mark!
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$imon $quibb β
, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 11:08,
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He did not hit them he did naht.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 11:24,
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Morning
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 9:36,
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penis
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 10:00,
archived)
i saw an enormous spider on the deck last night, not usually bothered by spiders but this fucker was like a muscular hand, quite upset me
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 12:53,
archived)
Shake On Me
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:45,
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I Wish I Could Be Crispy Every Day
Just leaving that here in case Roy Wood burns to death in an accident.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:49,
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Roy Wouldn’t
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:53,
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Roy Won't
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 17:15,
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Roy Firewood
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 4 Jun 2025, 19:26,
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Roy Orbison
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Cock, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:46,
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What's your favourite Simply Red song?
Mine is 'Money's Too Tight (To Mention)' as it captures the frustrations of not having money.
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$imon $quibb β
, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 18:24,
archived)
too difficult to choose
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 19:27,
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defo
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$imon $quibb β
, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:03,
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Impossible to decide, I’ve never managed to listen to one in full without wishing for immediate death
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 19:29,
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RIP
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$imon $quibb β
, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:03,
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That one about wanting to fall from the stars straight into your arse.
Itβs a sentiment to which we can all relate.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 19:58,
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i hope you've got a coprophilia bend
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MiseryCunt, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 20:32,
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however you spell it, not using google to check
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MiseryCunt, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 20:33,
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I don’t spell it, as a rule.
Iβll just take your spelling as gospel.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:29,
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Nice
a/s/l?
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$imon $quibb β
, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:03,
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old/hairy/closer than you think
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:28,
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Mick Fucknall
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Jun 2025, 20:32,
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Muck Spunkall
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$imon $quibb β
, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:04,
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Muck Chuckitall
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:06,
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-M +Pr
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:04,
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I don't know, he says money's too tight to mention, but he's already mentioned it at that point, I don't know what to make of it
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:06,
archived)
Good point
what does he want to do about it? Nothing, typical scrounger.
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$imon $quibb β
, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:24,
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I like Stars. Unironically. Fucking sue me.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:58,
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I can't afford legal action at the moment.
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$imon $quibb β
, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 22:14,
archived)
hahaha wanker
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sticklebrlcks π
, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 22:20,
archived)
It's been decades since I gave a fuck what bitter old queens thought about my tastes in anything, enjoy your superiority
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 22:28,
archived)
ok wanker
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sticklebrlcks π
, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 22:52,
archived)
+Trek convention
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 4 Jun 2025, 22:47,
archived)
hi smelmit's
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 11:23,
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Yo Queef
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$imon $quibb β
, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 11:27,
archived)
sup $quibbster
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:21,
archived)
wasson queefmaster flash?
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MiseryCunt, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:30,
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Touch my bum please.
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Jun 2025, 11:35,
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no m8
this isn't life
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:22,
archived)
Maybe yours will catch on
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Two Hats π©π©, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:11,
archived)
+ fire
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:23,
archived)
We can't rule out anything at this point
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Two Hats π©π©, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 14:33,
archived)
So we can rule out ruling anything out?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 14:57,
archived)
You can't rule out ruling out ruling anything out.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 14:58,
archived)
I've already ruled that out
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Two Hats π©π©, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 15:41,
archived)
Overruled
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$imon $quibb β
, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:05,
archived)
Did you threaten to overrule him?
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:26,
archived)
I did not overrule Derek Lewis
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$imon $quibb β
, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:32,
archived)
There
ibb.co/j0y7fFC
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mongychops, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:22,
archived)
*spazzhands*
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:23,
archived)
See the consultant Friday, hopefully set them better
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mongychops, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:25,
archived)
Hope so, that looks rather inconvenient
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:31,
archived)
I'm looking forward to fancy colour fibre glass ones
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mongychops, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:34,
archived)
i had a full cast green on my arm, a full cast pink on my leg and a half cast [KLAXON] purple on my other leg
all at the same time. i also had a fancy wheelchair and 6 weeks in hospital. motorbikes are rad.
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MiseryCunt, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:32,
archived)
+Aki
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 4 Jun 2025, 18:42,
archived)
more recently i had this funky fresh creation
i.imgur.com/1t0BzJk.jpegbroke my scaphoid playing ice hockey, 6 months in a cast. hence why they got funky for me, they had to do a new one every 6 weeks.
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MiseryCunt, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:36,
archived)
Dennis The Menace and Fracture
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 17:32,
archived)
i rode the tour de moor on dartmoor with that cast on as well
silly really
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MiseryCunt, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 17:49,
archived)
holy shit
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$imon $quibb β
, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:24,
archived)
Currently a shit that requires no wiping
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mongychops, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:35,
archived)
kinell
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:28,
archived)
Shit!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:36,
archived)
mmmnnngg
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:36,
archived)
You massive spacker
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:42,
archived)
π¦
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 13:32,
archived)
This made me do a lol
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 14:44,
archived)
HOOPSMEG
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:38,
archived)
4 lyf
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 13:52,
archived)
WOO YAY HOOPSMEG PANOWIE
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:29,
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Hola
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:43,
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howdy
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 13:52,
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Headbutted a pigeon
May or may not have been an accident
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( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β―Νβ γ
β―Ν β), Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:45,
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morning
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Jun 2025, 7:01,
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morning
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 7:18,
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Is this a sex thing?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 7:43,
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HITLER'S COCK
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Jun 2025, 7:47,
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Now I know THAT’s a sex thing!
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 8:39,
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o====D
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 4 Jun 2025, 9:12,
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actual lol
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:38,
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haha
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 13:34,
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Bollock.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 14:36,
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hitler would say that
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MiseryCunt, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:40,
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Happy International Day of Innocent Children Victims of Aggression!
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$imon $quibb β
, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 8:12,
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Might burn a Pride flag to celebrate
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Jun 2025, 8:31,
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lol bum
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 8:34,
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You could have warned me, where am I supposed to find an innocent international child to be aggressive to at such short notice?
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 8:35,
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sorry I've been so busy hitting children
It escaped my mind
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$imon $quibb β
, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 9:05,
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Ask the /links paedo crew
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Jun 2025, 9:05,
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Thanks, I did that, they said to try RabidRodent's car.
*puts on police uniform*
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 9:42,
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Do you want to brush my hair
Not the hair up here,
But the hair down there.
Do you want to brush my pubic hair?
I have this song in my head and I can't get it out now.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 8:45,
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alright garideb
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Jun 2025, 9:06,
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Hello
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 9:14,
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Morning
Still no burglars.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 9:13,
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I'll plut some on the blarblecue.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 9:22,
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I tell you what, don't break both your wrists, it's fucking well shit. Everything is like a krypton factor challenge. Put your coat on , unfortunately the sleeves are inside out. Go
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mongychops, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 21:54,
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is it worse than a broken heart though?
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$imon $quibb β
, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:01,
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No, you are entitled to ten pounds compensation for every time your heartbroken. So you should.
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mongychops, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:05,
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My wife is racist about burglars
I say "we should leave the doors unlocked for the burglars," but she says " I don't want any fucking burglars, what's fucking wrong with you, you dithering cunt?"
AITA
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:07,
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How will the burglars get in if we lock the doors
- amirite?
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:08,
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I think you've got to test the burglar skills
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mongychops, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:18,
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Yeah, they like a challenge.
In fact if you make it too easy for them they can find that quite insulting.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:25,
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I've always maintained the more security we have on property the more physical crime will go up. They only ever move the problem.
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mongychops, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:30,
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oh mongy dear thing you haven't really have you
nooooo :(((
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vladimir, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 0:05,
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we're taking his word fot it at this point
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MiseryCunt, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 1:45,
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it's fucking well shit. Everything is like a krypton factor challenge. Put your coat on , unfortunately the sleeves are inside out. Go your achy breaky hists
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 10:22,
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Malaysian Style Red Sea Sambal Y/N?
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MiseryCunt, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 19:28,
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fucking yes
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 19:40,
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i knew it
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MiseryCunt, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 20:01,
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fucking maybe
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$imon $quibb β
, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 19:42,
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i had a hunch
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MiseryCunt, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 20:03,
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<s>al</s> o fucking klaxon
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 19:51,
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disgusting
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MiseryCunt, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 20:04,
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How dare you
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 19:52,
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sorry
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MiseryCunt, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 20:03,
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