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So very, very smeggy
Not really, hullo
(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 14:46, archived)
starting my work day in a few mins

(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 14:48, archived)
I finished my work day a few mins ago

(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 21:39, archived)
super

(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 22:06, archived)
your job seems really easy I'm not tired at all

(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 23:17, archived)
probably works in a car park
nothing wrong with that as long as you don't take your work home with you
(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 23:35, archived)
Pissing down here
might give a rhino a reach-around
(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 15:40, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8449088
(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 16:02, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8449153
(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 16:13, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8440850
(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 18:35, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8449067
(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 21:08, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8436896
(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 21:40, archived)
do me every day frot fox?

(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 21:41, archived)
Prolly parp on a peacock

(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 17:36, archived)
Hello
Can't stop yawning today
(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 16:31, archived)
Just made a 7/10 roast beef
Couple of unsatisfactory elements
(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 17:35, archived)
Did you forget the selenium and add too much boron?
Bit of a rookie error there, m2^3.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 17:43, archived)
No, the elements on the bar heater he tried to cook it on top of

(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 19:01, archived)
OOOOOH

(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 20:14, archived)
a bloke at work told me that he's been making cheese on toast in the toaster for years
says he turns the toaster on its side. i just hope he was trying to wind me up.
he didn't get a rise out of me because i honestly don't care if he dies in a fire.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 20:54, archived)
I'm imagining him being found dead, a charred skeleton, with a coating of melted cheese covering the front of his skull, where his face used to be.

(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 22:33, archived)
why not say, with a coating of melted cheese covering the front of his skull, where his brand new face is
more upbeat innit
(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 23:03, archived)
heatbeat
why do you skip when the melty cheese sticks to me
(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 23:12, archived)
I think I've more or less recovered
What a day
(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 19:51, archived)
Might trombone a tortoise

(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 20:25, archived)
morning

(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 6:10, archived)
shut up you stupid prick

(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 8:43, archived)
Slightly harsh.

(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 8:46, archived)
only slightly

(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 8:51, archived)
-sl +r

(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 10:05, archived)
Not nearly harsh enough

(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 13:54, archived)
I am hanging like the proverbial gardens of Babylon

(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 11:01, archived)
ha!nging

(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 11:02, archived)
I hear you bro

(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 11:07, archived)
what

(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 11:19, archived)
He said 'bummers are deaf'.

(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 11:29, archived)
That'll be the hearing AIDS.

(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 11:41, archived)
-hanging +hung

(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 13:43, archived)

gardens of

lon
(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 23:47, archived)
"Louisiana has banned chemtrails, which don’t exist", and yet they say tough legislation doesn't work? Checkmate, liberals.

(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 13:45, archived)
Its raw turd for me
/ac
(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 13:54, archived)
at least it's not soup! too early for soup.

(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 14:50, archived)
and the penis entered the vagina

(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 14:07, archived)
kiss my big pink pimply butt

(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 17:16, archived)
Hi knobskid's

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:00, archived)
penis children
or marks left by a braking willy?
(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:08, archived)
no m8

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:22, archived)
oh, what then?

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:23, archived)
a little streak of faeces upon one's 'helmand province'

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:29, archived)
poetic
in my mind it looks a bit like donald trump

edit: or it did before you corrected it from 'steak'
(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 18:19, archived)
Lou Begazzzzzzzzzzz

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 20:41, archived)
IAN BOTHAM'S FOOT+

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 18:07, archived)
footchildren?

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 19:06, archived)
Yes, his son, Toenee
And his daughter Heelen
(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 20:07, archived)


(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 20:46, archived)


(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 21:46, archived)
Sole Campbell

(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 17:41, archived)
He'

(, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 21:48, archived)
Alright taintwhiff.

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:08, archived)
who are you saying knobs kids? think carefully now.

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:09, archived)
hexachordal, surely?

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:10, archived)
Only when it's spanishfly's day off.

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:38, archived)
what happened to spanishfly?

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:44, archived)
I heard he crashed into a tree with his Honda Accord of Justice.

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:50, archived)
A yew tree, ironically enough.

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:51, archived)
He posts as cock it seems. Cracking old accounts still. Weird bloke

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:58, archived)
tbf he's not the only weirdo round here

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 18:25, archived)
I'll go away and think about it
I'll be right back when I have an answer for you
(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:28, archived)
KNOBROT

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:22, archived)
TOR BONK

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:23, archived)
Hello
I just got the box set of dungeons and dragons. Yes, the cartoon one. Yes,I know I'm an adult. I don't care.
(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:54, archived)
Good news: Nobody else does either

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 18:08, archived)
Good. As it should be.

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 19:10, archived)
I had a crush on the thief

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 18:20, archived)
Sheila
Eric is the image of Adam Sandler in cartoon form
(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 18:58, archived)
Morning

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 6:47, archived)
morning

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 7:01, archived)
Suck my tits

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 8:06, archived)
๐Ÿ˜ณ

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 9:30, archived)
Not you.

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 11:06, archived)
nom nom nom

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 14:17, archived)
steaming log

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 8:35, archived)
Good morning!

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 9:05, archived)
I'll allow it.

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 9:25, archived)
I won’t

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 9:37, archived)
gunt AND minge

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 9:37, archived)
= gunge

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 9:58, archived)
alright Dave Benson Philips

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 13:28, archived)
gunge is dead

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 13:43, archived)
Mint, maybe yours etc

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 11:07, archived)
pro tip, don't clean your teeth at Smegg's house

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 12:20, archived)
Welcome to the House of Smegg

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 12:48, archived)
Mint is all very well, but what about reem?

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 14:11, archived)
And what about peng?

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 14:29, archived)
I'll consider it.

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 17:08, archived)
When paired with jacketed hollow point (JHP) bullets, it creates wide wound channels and has enough penetration to reach vital organs.
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 13:46, archived)
lol organs

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 13:47, archived)
penetration?

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 16:22, archived)
YO

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 15:37, archived)
tits oot fa tha lads

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 23:24, archived)
coconuts out for the tits?

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 23:58, archived)
okay Ill accept that. Your place or mine?

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 4:18, archived)
FINE THEN
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czx02ke4gx5o

2/7 Trump Tantrum
(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 16:14, archived)
4 / 7: Yer da wanks on all fours

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 16:22, archived)
how?

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 17:12, archived)

assistance from friend
(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 23:27, archived)
5/7 perfect score

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 16:40, archived)


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โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸงโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸงโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸงโฌ›๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌ›โฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›โฌœโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸงโฌ›๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸงโฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸงโฌ›๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸงโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›๐ŸŸงโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸงโฌ›๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸงโฌ›๐Ÿผโฌ›๐Ÿผโฌ›๐Ÿผโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ›โฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ›
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸฅโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸฅโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›โฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›๐ŸŸฅโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›๐ŸŸฅโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ
โฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›โฌœโฌœโฌœ

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 17:12, archived)

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(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 17:55, archived)
Damn, I want to knit that now

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 18:39, archived)
6.5 / 7
Fosbury Floppy
(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 16:48, archived)
4/7 Fred West's patio

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 17:00, archived)
0/7, Woo Yay

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 17:28, archived)
1/7 fuck you and fuck your quiz bring back Garold’s quiz fucking fuck

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 17:41, archived)
Shit innit

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 18:16, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 18:25, archived)
Needs more fuck

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 18:33, archived)
fuck

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 22:46, archived)
Yay!

(, Sat 7 Jun 2025, 7:01, archived)
Hey! It was doveston! But we had to let go. Don't be so angry.

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 19:42, archived)
you're ok with it tho, right?

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 20:10, archived)
4/7
Trump bottles his own farts
(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 18:38, archived)
thank you cheers you are a nice man 4/7 i never did this well with garold in charge

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 19:17, archived)
i just saw a hummingbird in the back yard!

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 19:23, archived)
ace! what colour?

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 19:27, archived)
it was so fast, it was mostly light brown, i saw a very brief flash of bright yellow on the chest i think
unreal how fast they are, it just stopped in midair and looked in at me through the screen then it was gone, lasted less than a second, i think i was still focusing
(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 20:03, archived)
Maybe it was a dragonfly just sayin

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 21:12, archived)
it was too big, and you're an idiot, and shut up
but having said that... there's a moth called a hummingbird clearwing around here, they are smaller and move more slowly but it is possible to confuse them with hummingbirds
but it was too big and quick to be a clearwing
(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 22:48, archived)
Is this a sex thing?

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 20:00, archived)
only if there are hummingbees too

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 20:03, archived)
Oh I say, well done

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 21:10, archived)
You're thinking of bummingturd

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 22:19, archived)
I met someone today with the surname Birt-Simpson

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 21:14, archived)
What you reckon doc, pin the wrists or just plaster? I've been reading the latest studies. To much ?ask your consultant Mrs

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 22:19, archived)
If you've read a study then you're already more well read than most orthopaedic surgeons so just do what that said.
My wife is also a GP, we don't do musculoskeletal stuff but if you like I could chatgpt it for you
(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 23:57, archived)
It is now the afternoon
Shove THAT up your wank-handle
(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 12:36, archived)
Tried that, didn’t fit

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 12:44, archived)
Any excuse for a rummage

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 13:10, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8449070
(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:37, archived)

www.hankwandle.co.uk
(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 13:18, archived)
Lol

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:01, archived)
which one are you?

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 17:11, archived)
can't remember

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 21:24, archived)
Carlisle is a fucking dump

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 13:58, archived)
she was alright in the Go-Gos

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 14:05, archived)
she still looks decent now tbh

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 14:18, archived)
Would that be Bellender Carlisle by any chance?

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:31, archived)
lol cum
bria
(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:04, archived)

i

LOL
(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:44, archived)
it isn't, i won't

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 14:00, archived)
it's always afternoon somewhere

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 14:16, archived)
US politics is well lol this week eh

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 14:22, archived)
we all knew it was going to happen
great American entertainment
(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 14:33, archived)
Yep

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 14:58, archived)
i think you're all just saying this so i'll shove it up my wank-handle, i won't

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:54, archived)
Now that's what I call Wank-Handle 26

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 14:16, archived)
Wank-handle's Messiah

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 14:23, archived)
Wank-handle in the wind

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 14:58, archived)
fork wank handles

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:39, archived)
Gok Wank-handle

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:05, archived)
Obi Wank-handle Kenobi

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:05, archived)
Trump feels like pure shit. He just wants Elon back

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:29, archived)
Where’s the fucking Friday quiz garold? Eh? EH?

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:36, archived)
can you post it then? can you? can you post it cheers?

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:58, archived)
FINE THEN

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 16:53, archived)
Glasgow's alright though

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:44, archived)
I don't have a wank-handle

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 16:29, archived)
wank button?

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 16:41, archived)
morning

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 7:08, archived)
yes m8

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 7:10, archived)
Started watching that Fred West docco on Netflix.
Worth a watch.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 7:54, archived)
Yes, fracture clinic this morning. Not sure I should drive there

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 8:12, archived)
Take your skateboard, it'd be well lol

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 8:21, archived)
I'm sure you've said already and I missed it, but how did you spazz yourself up like this?

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:22, archived)
By skipping the safety chapter at the start of "Advanced Wankling Techniques" by Adrian Chiles

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:36, archived)
Anakin killed all the wanklings

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:59, archived)
clog dancing incident

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:42, archived)
Fell over

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 10:06, archived)
Still it up your whizbum

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:21, archived)
Bob Marleyzzz

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:22, archived)
Happy National Day of Sweden, mate
If you haven't already done so, please visit the Vasa museum in Stockholm.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:27, archived)
I'll celebrate by telling my favourite Swedish joke.

Why do Swedish warships all have barcodes?

So they can scan da navy in.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:29, archived)
This deserves to be populol paged

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:30, archived)

deserves to be populol paged

justifies shutting down the internet for good
(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:35, archived)
^

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:59, archived)
MODS
ffs
(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 13:58, archived)
Eid Al Adah apparently, every Muslim is out in Woolwich, took ages to get hospital

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 10:06, archived)
every Muslim is out, how appropriate for Pride month.

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 11:25, archived)
Coo-Eid

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 12:13, archived)
Oh bra-vo

Lol bra
(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 12:35, archived)
lol

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 13:58, archived)
search currently seems to want to include baldmonkey word citadels into all my search results
i was not on /talk much during the baldmonkey era so i have no idea what these huge text relics he's left behind are all about, other than finding their way into search results. was that the point?
(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 20:45, archived)
My best guess is that was the point

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 20:48, archived)
also he was as mad as a bucket of mouse traps
also i have run out of ale at sensible o'cock
(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 21:00, archived)
FALE

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 21:18, archived)
nobody is more disappointed with myself than i am

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 21:29, archived)
BEERLY ENOUGH

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 21:29, archived)
That is mad, if you can get a mouse into a bucket you don't need traps, just pump it full of zyklon-b

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 21:29, archived)
alright Starbuck

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 21:30, archived)
-mouse +maus

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 22:15, archived)
SPIRITED AWAY

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 21:32, archived)
i'll get you next time no face

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 21:52, archived)
how will you recognize him?

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 22:16, archived)
three nipples

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 22:20, archived)
Judge Arun Subramanian said that he saw Sean 'Diddy' Combs looking at the jury and “nodding vigorously” during the cross-examination of Bryana Bongolan
keywords: Submarine, Diddy, Bongoland
(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 22:18, archived)
"i was not on /talk much during the baldmonkey era" is exactly the sort of thing that someone trying to convince people that they are not baldmonkey would say.

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 23:15, archived)
and you just said it (•ห• •ใƒž.แŸ

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 23:59, archived)
IT'S BEER OF THE FUCKING COCK TICK TOCK CLOCK TOCK COCK COCK COCK

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 14:38, archived)
Oh do piss off.

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 14:50, archived)
not you

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:14, archived)
On it already.

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:04, archived)
yep! home at 1405 fuckin right

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:16, archived)
I'd rather have beer of the malted barley or other cereal grain, but if beer of the cock is what you like, all power to you.

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:07, archived)
i'll drink anything if it's got a good head on it

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:16, archived)
TBF, a lot of lagers look like they've been dispensed via cock.

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:21, archived)
Heinekum

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:24, archived)
I was thinking more along urinary lines.

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:29, archived)
Madribble

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:37, archived)
rip

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 17:30, archived)

  โˆง,,,โˆง
(ย  ฬณโ€ข ยท โ€ข ฬณ)
/ย ย ย  ใฅโ™ก I'll rip the heart out of your chest if you say that again
(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 0:27, archived)
Holsten Piss

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 17:36, archived)
Pisstrella

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 17:39, archived)
Cockfosters

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 17:49, archived)
He'

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 18:05, archived)
Bit early, love

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:18, archived)
WRONG!

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:18, archived)
I had a pint with my lunch earlier

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:25, archived)
was it delicious?

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:26, archived)
yeah it was decent

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:38, archived)
It really isn’t

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:26, archived)
it is actually. so you can't say that. you can't just say lies on the internet anymore there's rules now. regulations.

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:27, archived)
I thought the only thing we couldn’t say was Hitler?

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:29, archived)
Oh, turns out you can say Hitler

H I T L E R
(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:30, archived)
literally

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:39, archived)
It's 2025 and Adrian Chiles has just discovered the word "edgelord".
www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/jun/04/ive-learned-a-new-word-and-now-im-seeing-the-people-it-describes-everywhere
(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:43, archived)
To be fair to him, he's only 10 years out of date. That's practically skibidi toilet rizz vibe check for him.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgelord
(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:46, archived)
dog poo
no offence
(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:48, archived)

offe
(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:58, archived)
the worst kind

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:05, archived)
apart from the scottish ones, obvs

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:07, archived)
What's the non-alcoholic option?

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:07, archived)
a long and healthy life, uncurtailed by liver failure

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:12, archived)
bollocks

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:13, archived)

BEER OF
(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:27, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8448979
(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:27, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8448988
(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 17:12, archived)
lol
cheers
(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 17:28, archived)
My name? It's Peter Box.
I returned to play with Grong Grong Matong Football Club from 1967 to 1969, to finish off a fine football career.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 18:37, archived)
ola

(, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 3:54, archived)
b3ta

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 12:52, archived)
/talk about

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 12:54, archived)
Paris Munich Newport Pagnell everybody talk about Rob Manuel

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:02, archived)
i hope rob sees this

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 19:01, archived)
Paris Munich West Wittering everybody talk about dog fingering

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 19:21, archived)
fingering, dog's bumholes, fingering, dog's bumholes

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 19:43, archived)
Watch as Rob M's marriage buckled,
Everybody talk about Kunt's cuckold
(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 19:52, archived)
What a ham, what a ham, what a ham, what a mighty mighty ham. What a mighty mighty cheap ham!

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 23:13, archived)
You are logged in as Aardvark. Update your profile or Logout

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:10, archived)
Log out please.

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:23, archived)
lol, log

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:39, archived)
lol gout

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:43, archived)
u lol at gout, I guess urate it then

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:52, archived)
I'm Sorry I've Maintained A Website

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:14, archived)
George Went

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:01, archived)
Gooch Gouda

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:01, archived)
It's a click from me!

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:55, archived)
Queef

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:03, archived)
idgi

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:04, archived)
I knew everyone would hate my mustard shorts. That didn’t stop me buying them

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:15, archived)
I correctly guessed where that would be from as soon as I read it.

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:16, archived)
i did not, fucking lol

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:18, archived)
well hello there mister mustard

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:17, archived)
colonel

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 14:43, archived)
I thought you’d get lots of condiments

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:23, archived)
mustard been cheap

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:26, archived)
Mustard mitt, I also kint far 'at wis fae

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:56, archived)
bthreeta

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:26, archived)
The b3t of the m3t

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 14:35, archived)
morning

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 6:07, archived)
hello

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 7:05, archived)
Hi

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 7:19, archived)
another one

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 7:31, archived)
morning

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 7:49, archived)
MORTen CARKED-IT

just leaving this here, etc
(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 8:25, archived)
The Un-living Daylights

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 8:57, archived)
Dying in the Rain

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 9:02, archived)
Undertake on Me

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 9:26, archived)
Stake on Me

just leaving this here so I can link to it if he becomes a vampire
(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 9:32, archived)
Wake on Me

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 12:13, archived)
Are we the baddies?

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 8:36, archived)
-d +l

JMG
(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 9:01, archived)
+ fat
+ dole
+ , online
(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 9:40, archived)
Yes yes, morning.

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 9:04, archived)
Morning and Happy Birthday to Mark Wahlberg!

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 9:06, archived)
Might assault some Vietnamese people in celebration

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 9:28, archived)
As long as you feel no remorse afterwards it's fine

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 10:00, archived)
can confirm

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 10:06, archived)
Oh, hi Mark!

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 11:08, archived)
He did not hit them he did naht.

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 11:24, archived)
Morning

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 9:36, archived)
penis

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 10:00, archived)
i saw an enormous spider on the deck last night, not usually bothered by spiders but this fucker was like a muscular hand, quite upset me

(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 12:53, archived)
Shake On Me

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:45, archived)
I Wish I Could Be Crispy Every Day
Just leaving that here in case Roy Wood burns to death in an accident.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:49, archived)
Roy Wouldn’t

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:53, archived)
Roy Won't

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 17:15, archived)
Roy Firewood

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 19:26, archived)
Roy Orbison

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:46, archived)
What's your favourite Simply Red song?
Mine is 'Money's Too Tight (To Mention)' as it captures the frustrations of not having money.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 18:24, archived)
too difficult to choose

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 19:27, archived)
defo

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:03, archived)
Impossible to decide, I’ve never managed to listen to one in full without wishing for immediate death

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 19:29, archived)
RIP

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:03, archived)
That one about wanting to fall from the stars straight into your arse.
Itโ€™s a sentiment to which we can all relate.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 19:58, archived)
i hope you've got a coprophilia bend

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 20:32, archived)
however you spell it, not using google to check

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 20:33, archived)
I don’t spell it, as a rule.
Iโ€™ll just take your spelling as gospel.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:29, archived)
Nice
a/s/l?
(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:03, archived)
old/hairy/closer than you think

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:28, archived)
Mick Fucknall

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 20:32, archived)
Muck Spunkall

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:04, archived)
Muck Chuckitall

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:06, archived)
-M +Pr

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:04, archived)
I don't know, he says money's too tight to mention, but he's already mentioned it at that point, I don't know what to make of it

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:06, archived)
Good point
what does he want to do about it? Nothing, typical scrounger.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:24, archived)
I like Stars. Unironically. Fucking sue me.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:58, archived)
I can't afford legal action at the moment.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 22:14, archived)
hahaha wanker

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 22:20, archived)
It's been decades since I gave a fuck what bitter old queens thought about my tastes in anything, enjoy your superiority

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 22:28, archived)
ok wanker

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 22:52, archived)
+Trek convention

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 22:47, archived)
Too tight to mention
but not too tight to write a whole song about it and tour with a band and sing it around the globe.

Can totally relate.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 8:54, archived)
hi smelmit's

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 11:23, archived)
Yo Queef

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 11:27, archived)
sup $quibbster

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:21, archived)
wasson queefmaster flash?

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:30, archived)
Touch my bum please.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 11:35, archived)
no m8
this isn't life
(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:22, archived)
Maybe yours will catch on

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:11, archived)
+ fire

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:23, archived)
We can't rule out anything at this point

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 14:33, archived)
So we can rule out ruling anything out?

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 14:57, archived)
You can't rule out ruling out ruling anything out.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 14:58, archived)
I've already ruled that out

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 15:41, archived)
Overruled

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:05, archived)
Did you threaten to overrule him?

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:26, archived)
I did not overrule Derek Lewis

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:32, archived)
There
ibb.co/j0y7fFC
(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:22, archived)
*spazzhands*

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:23, archived)
See the consultant Friday, hopefully set them better

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:25, archived)
Hope so, that looks rather inconvenient

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:31, archived)
I'm looking forward to fancy colour fibre glass ones

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:34, archived)
i had a full cast green on my arm, a full cast pink on my leg and a half cast [KLAXON] purple on my other leg
all at the same time. i also had a fancy wheelchair and 6 weeks in hospital. motorbikes are rad.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:32, archived)
+Aki

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 18:42, archived)
more recently i had this funky fresh creation
i.imgur.com/1t0BzJk.jpeg

broke my scaphoid playing ice hockey, 6 months in a cast. hence why they got funky for me, they had to do a new one every 6 weeks.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:36, archived)
Dennis The Menace and Fracture

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 17:32, archived)
i rode the tour de moor on dartmoor with that cast on as well
silly really
(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 17:49, archived)
holy shit

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:24, archived)
Currently a shit that requires no wiping

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:35, archived)
kinell

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:28, archived)
Shit!

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:36, archived)

mmmnnngg
(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:36, archived)
You massive spacker

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:42, archived)
๐Ÿฆ–

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 13:32, archived)
This made me do a lol

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 14:44, archived)
HOOPSMEG

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:38, archived)
4 lyf

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 13:52, archived)
WOO YAY HOOPSMEG PANOWIE

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:29, archived)
Hola

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:43, archived)
howdy

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 13:52, archived)
Headbutted a pigeon
May or may not have been an accident
(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:45, archived)
morning

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 7:01, archived)
morning

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 7:18, archived)
Is this a sex thing?

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 7:43, archived)
HITLER'S COCK

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 7:47, archived)
Now I know THAT’s a sex thing!

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 8:39, archived)
o====D

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 9:12, archived)
actual lol

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:38, archived)
haha

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 13:34, archived)
Bollock.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 14:36, archived)
hitler would say that

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:40, archived)
Happy International Day of Innocent Children Victims of Aggression!

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 8:12, archived)
Might burn a Pride flag to celebrate

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 8:31, archived)
lol bum

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 8:34, archived)
You could have warned me, where am I supposed to find an innocent international child to be aggressive to at such short notice?

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 8:35, archived)
sorry I've been so busy hitting children
It escaped my mind
(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 9:05, archived)
Ask the /links paedo crew

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 9:05, archived)
Thanks, I did that, they said to try RabidRodent's car.
*puts on police uniform*
(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 9:42, archived)
Do you want to brush my hair
Not the hair up here,
But the hair down there.

Do you want to brush my pubic hair?

I have this song in my head and I can't get it out now.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 8:45, archived)
alright garideb

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 9:06, archived)
Hello

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 9:14, archived)
Morning
Still no burglars.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 9:13, archived)
I'll plut some on the blarblecue.

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 9:22, archived)
I tell you what, don't break both your wrists, it's fucking well shit. Everything is like a krypton factor challenge. Put your coat on , unfortunately the sleeves are inside out. Go

(, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 21:54, archived)
is it worse than a broken heart though?

(, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:01, archived)
No, you are entitled to ten pounds compensation for every time your heartbroken. So you should.

(, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:05, archived)
My wife is racist about burglars
I say "we should leave the doors unlocked for the burglars," but she says " I don't want any fucking burglars, what's fucking wrong with you, you dithering cunt?"

AITA
(, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:07, archived)
How will the burglars get in if we lock the doors
- amirite?
(, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:08, archived)
I think you've got to test the burglar skills

(, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:18, archived)
Yeah, they like a challenge.
In fact if you make it too easy for them they can find that quite insulting.
(, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:25, archived)
I've always maintained the more security we have on property the more physical crime will go up. They only ever move the problem.

(, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:30, archived)
oh mongy dear thing you haven't really have you
nooooo :(((
(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 0:05, archived)
we're taking his word fot it at this point

(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 1:45, archived)

it's fucking well shit. Everything is like a krypton factor challenge. Put your coat on , unfortunately the sleeves are inside out. Go your achy breaky hists
(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 10:22, archived)
Malaysian Style Red Sea Sambal Y/N?

(, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 19:28, archived)
fucking yes

(, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 19:40, archived)
i knew it

(, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 20:01, archived)
fucking maybe

(, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 19:42, archived)
i had a hunch

(, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 20:03, archived)
<s>al</s> o fucking klaxon

(, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 19:51, archived)
disgusting

(, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 20:04, archived)
How dare you

(, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 19:52, archived)
sorry

(, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 20:03, archived)

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