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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 23:58,
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FINE THENwww.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czx02ke4gx5o
2/7 Trump Tantrum
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 16:14,
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 17:12,
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Damn, I want to knit that now (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 18:39,
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1/7 fuck you and fuck your quiz bring back Garold’s quiz fucking fuck (
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 17:41,
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Hey! It was doveston! But we had to let go. Don't be so angry. (
mongychops, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 19:42,
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you're ok with it tho, right?(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 20:10,
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4/7Trump bottles his own farts
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 18:38,
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thank you cheers you are a nice man 4/7 i never did this well with garold in charge(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 19:17,
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i just saw a hummingbird in the back yard!(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 19:23,
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it was so fast, it was mostly light brown, i saw a very brief flash of bright yellow on the chest i thinkunreal how fast they are, it just stopped in midair and looked in at me through the screen then it was gone, lasted less than a second, i think i was still focusing
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 20:03,
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it was too big, and you're an idiot, and shut up but having said that... there's a moth called a hummingbird clearwing around here, they are smaller and move more slowly but it is possible to confuse them with hummingbirds
but it was too big and quick to be a clearwing
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 22:48,
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only if there are hummingbees too(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 20:03,
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I met someone today with the surname Birt-Simpson(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 21:14,
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What you reckon doc, pin the wrists or just plaster? I've been reading the latest studies. To much ?ask your consultant Mrs (
mongychops, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 22:19,
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If you've read a study then you're already more well read than most orthopaedic surgeons so just do what that said.My wife is also a GP, we don't do musculoskeletal stuff but if you like I could chatgpt it for you
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 23:57,
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It is now the afternoon Shove THAT up your wank-handle
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 12:36,
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Any excuse for a rummage(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 13:10,
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www.artmajeur.com/hank-wandle/en/artworks/17478097/pounding
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MiseryCunt, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 16:02,
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Would that be Bellender Carlisle by any chance? (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:31,
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US politics is well lol this week eh(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 14:22,
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we all knew it was going to happen great American entertainment
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$imon $quibb β
, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 14:33,
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i think you're all just saying this so i'll shove it up my wank-handle, i won't(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:54,
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Trump feels like pure shit. He just wants Elon back (
Two Hats π©π©, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:29,
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can you post it then? can you? can you post it cheers?(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 15:58,
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I don't have a wank-handle(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 16:29,
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Yes, fracture clinic this morning. Not sure I should drive there (
mongychops, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 8:12,
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I'm sure you've said already and I missed it, but how did you spazz yourself up like this?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:22,
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By skipping the safety chapter at the start of "Advanced Wankling Techniques" by Adrian Chiles(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:36,
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Still it up your whizbum(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:21,
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Happy National Day of Sweden, mateIf you haven't already done so, please visit the Vasa museum in Stockholm.
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$imon $quibb β
, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:27,
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I'll celebrate by telling my favourite Swedish joke.Why do Swedish warships all have barcodes?
So they can scan da navy in.
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justifies shutting down the internet for good
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Jun 2025, 9:35,
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Eid Al Adah apparently, every Muslim is out in Woolwich, took ages to get hospital (
mongychops, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 10:06,
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search currently seems to want to include baldmonkey word citadels into all my search resultsi was not on /talk much during the baldmonkey era so i have no idea what these huge text relics he's left behind are all about, other than finding their way into search results. was that the point?
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 20:45,
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also he was as mad as a bucket of mouse trapsalso i have run out of ale at sensible o'cock
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MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 21:00,
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That is mad, if you can get a mouse into a bucket you don't need traps, just pump it full of zyklon-b(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 21:29, archived)
how will you recognize him?(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 22:16,
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Judge Arun Subramanian said that he saw Sean 'Diddy' Combs looking at the jury and “nodding vigorously” during the cross-examination of Bryana Bongolankeywords: Submarine, Diddy, Bongoland
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 22:18,
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"i was not on /talk much during the baldmonkey era" is exactly the sort of thing that someone trying to convince people that they are not baldmonkey would say.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 23:15,
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and you just said it (•Λ •γ.α(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 23:59,
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IT'S BEER OF THE FUCKING COCK TICK TOCK CLOCK TOCK COCK COCK COCK(
MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 14:38,
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I'd rather have beer of the malted barley or other cereal grain, but if beer of the cock is what you like, all power to you.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:07,
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TBF, a lot of lagers look like they've been dispensed via cock.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:21,
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I was thinking more along urinary lines.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:29,
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β§,,,β§
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/Β Β Β γ₯β‘ I'll rip the heart out of your chest if you say that again
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 0:27,
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it is actually. so you can't say that. you can't just say lies on the internet anymore there's rules now. regulations.(
MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:27,
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I thought the only thing we couldn’t say was Hitler?(
Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:29,
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It's 2025 and Adrian Chiles has just discovered the word "edgelord".www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/jun/04/ive-learned-a-new-word-and-now-im-seeing-the-people-it-describes-everywhere
(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:43, archived)
To be fair to him, he's only 10 years out of date. That's practically skibidi toilet rizz vibe check for him.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgelord
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:46,
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My name? It's Peter Box.I returned to play with Grong Grong Matong Football Club from 1967 to 1969, to finish off a fine football career.
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 18:37,
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Paris Munich Newport Pagnell everybody talk about Rob Manuel(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:02,
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Paris Munich West Wittering everybody talk about dog fingering(
broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 19:21,
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fingering, dog's bumholes, fingering, dog's bumholes(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 19:43,
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Watch as Rob M's marriage buckled,Everybody talk about Kunt's cuckold
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What a ham, what a ham, what a ham, what a mighty mighty ham. What a mighty mighty cheap ham!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 23:13,
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You are logged in as Aardvark. Update your profile or Logout(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:10,
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Queef (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:03,
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I knew everyone would hate my mustard shorts. That didn’t stop me buying them(
broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:15,
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I correctly guessed where that would be from as soon as I read it.(, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:16, archived)
well hello there mister mustard(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 13:17,
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Stake on Mejust leaving this here so I can link to it if he becomes a vampire
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As long as you feel no remorse afterwards it's fine(
$imon $quibb β
, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 10:00,
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He did not hit them he did naht.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 11:24,
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i saw an enormous spider on the deck last night, not usually bothered by spiders but this fucker was like a muscular hand, quite upset me(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 12:53,
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I Wish I Could Be Crispy Every DayJust leaving that here in case Roy Wood burns to death in an accident.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:49,
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What's your favourite Simply Red song?Mine is 'Money's Too Tight (To Mention)' as it captures the frustrations of not having money.
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$imon $quibb β
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Impossible to decide, I’ve never managed to listen to one in full without wishing for immediate death (
Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 19:29,
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That one about wanting to fall from the stars straight into your arse.Itβs a sentiment to which we can all relate.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 19:58,
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I don’t spell it, as a rule.Iβll just take your spelling as gospel.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:29,
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old/hairy/closer than you think(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 21:28,
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I don't know, he says money's too tight to mention, but he's already mentioned it at that point, I don't know what to make of it (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Good pointwhat does he want to do about it? Nothing, typical scrounger.
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$imon $quibb β
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It's been decades since I gave a fuck what bitter old queens thought about my tastes in anything, enjoy your superiority(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 22:28, archived)
Too tight to mentionbut not too tight to write a whole song about it and tour with a band and sing it around the globe.
Can totally relate.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 8:54,
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So we can rule out ruling anything out?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 14:57,
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*spazzhands*(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:23,
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Hope so, that looks rather inconvenient(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:31,
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i had a full cast green on my arm, a full cast pink on my leg and a half cast [KLAXON] purple on my other legall at the same time. i also had a fancy wheelchair and 6 weeks in hospital. motorbikes are rad.
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MiseryCunt, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:32,
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more recently i had this funky fresh creationi.imgur.com/1t0BzJk.jpeg
broke my scaphoid playing ice hockey, 6 months in a cast. hence why they got funky for me, they had to do a new one every 6 weeks.
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MiseryCunt, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 16:36,
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Dennis The Menace and Fracture(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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i rode the tour de moor on dartmoor with that cast on as wellsilly really
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MiseryCunt, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 17:49,
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You massive spacker (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:42,
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This made me do a lol (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 14:44,
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Hola (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 12:43,
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Now I know THAT’s a sex thing!(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 8:39,
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Happy International Day of Innocent Children Victims of Aggression!(
$imon $quibb β
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You could have warned me, where am I supposed to find an innocent international child to be aggressive to at such short notice?(, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 8:35, archived)
sorry I've been so busy hitting children It escaped my mind
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$imon $quibb β
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Thanks, I did that, they said to try RabidRodent's car.*puts on police uniform*
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Do you want to brush my hairNot the hair up here,
But the hair down there.
Do you want to brush my pubic hair?
I have this song in my head and I can't get it out now.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 8:45,
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I'll plut some on the blarblecue.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 9:22,
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I tell you what, don't break both your wrists, it's fucking well shit. Everything is like a krypton factor challenge. Put your coat on , unfortunately the sleeves are inside out. Go(
mongychops, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 21:54,
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No, you are entitled to ten pounds compensation for every time your heartbroken. So you should. (
mongychops, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:05,
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My wife is racist about burglars I say "we should leave the doors unlocked for the burglars," but she says " I don't want any fucking burglars, what's fucking wrong with you, you dithering cunt?"
AITA
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:07,
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How will the burglars get in if we lock the doors- amirite?
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:08,
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Yeah, they like a challenge.In fact if you make it too easy for them they can find that quite insulting.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:25,
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I've always maintained the more security we have on property the more physical crime will go up. They only ever move the problem.(
mongychops, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:30,
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oh mongy dear thing you haven't really have younooooo :(((
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vladimir, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 0:05,
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 10:22,
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