Morning all

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 6:12, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 6:51, archived)

*doffs cap*

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 7:37, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 11 Aug 2025, 7:44, archived)

not you

( MiseryCunt, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 8:45, archived)

I need a new angle grinder

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 8:19, archived)

I've got a new unused one but it's 240v
I've got a few battery ones as well but they've been used to fuck
( MiseryCunt, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 8:45, archived)

I said grinder not grindr
Am thinking about getting a cheap 240v one as I don't really need to use it away from a power source. It's very much for occassional use but I gave away my 115mm one. Handy as as it was I really need a 125mm one to cut some tiles that we're going to fit in the porch.

Power-tool/talk is go!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 9:09, archived)

I've somehow ended up with 2 240v angle grinders
I fucking hate using them, scares the shit out of me
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 10:53, archived)

lol gay

( MiseryCunt, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 7:24, archived)

is your old one wiv da angles?

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 8:58, archived)

I actually saw this yesterday while having a look on facebook marketplace
imgur.com/a/OmuMnJb
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 9:11, archived)

It’s actually spelled “Grindr”, angel.
I’ve just seen that you’ve already made this joke. Tough, it’s Monday morning, immediately recycling jokes is the best you get.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 9:35, archived)

george went on grindr

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 10:31, archived)

, Trousr

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 11:29, archived)

Maybe try updating your profile photos.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 10:55, archived)

Bonne matinée

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 8:38, archived)

Bonnie Longpig
/posting this here so I can link to it when Bonnie Langford is killed and eaten by cannibals
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 8:59, archived)

GEOSTORM

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 9:11, archived)

GEOSTORM

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 10:22, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 9:22, archived)

Deady Baxter

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 11 Aug 2025, 9:48, archived)

I've got this weird shimmering in the lower right of my left eyesight
it's really fucking annoying so I've made an eye patch and am looking at the screen with just one eye.

ARRRRR!!!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 10:24, archived)

migraine on the way

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 10:55, archived)

Phew! Not today, thank goodness.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 11:16, archived)

Are you using pirated software?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Aug 2025, 12:56, archived)

could be detached retina get it checked

( MiseryCunt, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 19:35, archived)

So that's what death is like

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Aug 2025, 11:59, archived)

rob'll do anything to stop a smegg morning thread

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 10 Aug 2025, 12:19, archived)

Gestational Sac?

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 10 Aug 2025, 12:33, archived)

Just the usual for me thanks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Aug 2025, 13:08, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8454730
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 10 Aug 2025, 13:25, archived)

I’m not a mod if that’s what you’re insinuating

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Aug 2025, 14:38, archived)

does this place have any mods?

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 10 Aug 2025, 18:33, archived)

SILENCE, MORTAL

( MiseryCunt, Sun 10 Aug 2025, 19:00, archived)

Who are you calling mortal?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 10 Aug 2025, 21:11, archived)

+n
+k
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 10 Aug 2025, 15:35, archived)

Sacnk

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 10 Aug 2025, 18:32, archived)

Yes

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 10 Aug 2025, 19:41, archived)

No idea

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 10 Aug 2025, 14:30, archived)

Ray Cooked

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Aug 2025, 16:12, archived)

he died in 1989

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 10 Aug 2025, 16:33, archived)

before joining the cast of Eastenders in 2005 as Joe Macer and famously killing Pauline Fowler's character.
Presumably by biting her neck and then eating her brains.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Aug 2025, 16:54, archived)

aha
I 'd have gone with Ray Broke

or Mr Bennt
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 10 Aug 2025, 17:07, archived)

George Wennt

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 10 Aug 2025, 18:33, archived)

+to France. I wennt to France but some Ray Broke my nneck. I dinn't like it.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 3:08, archived)

i quite liked it

( MiseryCunt, Sun 10 Aug 2025, 19:19, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 10 Aug 2025, 11:52, archived)

Shirley
It'sd bed time
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 22:49, archived)

Not yet
Still family reunion time
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 10 Aug 2025, 0:01, archived)

Music thread...
The crazy world of Arthur Brown have pulled out of next weekends festival, im not as upset as when Prodigy cancelled that time

Who do you wish you hadn't missed (not you Queef)
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 9 Aug 2025, 15:08, archived)

Queen. Wembley '86.
My mate and her dad had tickets, but I was 12 and my parents wouldn't let me go to London with a man they didn't know.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 16:42, archived)

This would be my answer as well.
Although you did just mention Queen, so dozer's going to show up in about three femtoseconds to say he doesn't like Queen.
( .Yeti., Sat 9 Aug 2025, 16:57, archived)

Fuck him
Queen were the absolute fucking tits
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 10 Aug 2025, 0:00, archived)

The Nuremberg rallies look good

( mongychops, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 16:50, archived)

No, no, no
Opposite of that. "Bad" is the word you're looking for.

Easy mistake, sure.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 20:28, archived)

:(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 16:51, archived)

Thinking about when hazel O'Connor cancelled that time?

( mongychops, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 16:52, archived)

Alwez

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 17:47, archived)

Arthur Brown at Glastonbury 71 is genuinely unnerving
Fantastic performance, I bet a few bad trips were caused
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 17:51, archived)

It's scary shit

( mongychops, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 18:26, archived)

I'm annoyed at myself that I never got round to seeing Black Sabbath.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Aug 2025, 19:08, archived)

I think post c.1977 they'd have been shit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 20:18, archived)

I've got the live album of their 1997 reunion gig and they sound pretty great, tbh.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Aug 2025, 20:27, archived)

My brother saw them at Download (I think)
He was underwhelmed. I tell you who's better than ever these days, Gaye Bykers on Acid. Great night out.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 20:29, archived)

The remastered Live At Last is top tier Sabbath btw
'ARE YOU HIGH? ARRE YOUU HIGHH????

...SO AM I'

Lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 20:35, archived)

The late Archbishop of Banterbury, Ozzy Osbourne.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Aug 2025, 22:01, archived)

I did once pass up the opportunity to see the Cure play an intimate gig at a pub near me
but it was in that flabby period before Mint Car so I'm not sure it would have been any good
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 19:18, archived)

I also had tickets to see Neil Diamond but gave them away because it would have been inconvenient to go
and then the cunt went and died
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 19:20, archived)

Neil Diamond's not dead m8.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 9 Aug 2025, 19:27, archived)

Neil DIEDmond
oh yeah, he retired from performing live

same difference
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 19:56, archived)

not dead shit
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 20:18, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8454925
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 20:27, archived)

(not you Queef)

( .Yeti., Sat 9 Aug 2025, 20:55, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8454937
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 21:13, archived)

Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band
Jacqueline Du Pré
The Cheeky Girls
( vladimir, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 19:30, archived)

oh no sorry waitwait, saw the Cheekies
so it's just Jacks and the Doo-Dahs, actually
( vladimir, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 19:31, archived)

One of the Cheeky Girls does car sales in York, ent even lyin.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 9 Aug 2025, 19:40, archived)

yes of course they have to be somewhere

( vladimir, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 20:21, archived)

I once saw them in Malaga airport
It was about 25 years ago, I should think they're not still there
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 20:25, archived)

I bought a car from her, then i bought another one, and she remembered me, we had a laugh about it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Aug 2025, 0:32, archived)

i just bought another one!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Aug 2025, 15:54, archived)

U wot m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 11:52, archived)

Dinosaur Jr. Yes/No?

( MiseryCunt, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 12:02, archived)

not for me
One of those 'I appreciate what you're doing but I don't like it' bands. Sonic Youth is another one.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 12:06, archived)

yeah. they took a while to grow on me.
ever listened to philophobia by arab strap? fuck me what an album. still one of my favs of all time.
( MiseryCunt, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 12:15, archived)

Arab Strap are the fucking tits m8

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 12:16, archived)

yeah boiiiii

( MiseryCunt, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 12:53, archived)

bit gay m8

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 14:00, archived)

tits are well gay

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 14:57, archived)

😡
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 9 Aug 2025, 15:05, archived)

Nope
I'll give it a go
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 13:13, archived)

I don't think you'll like it

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 9 Aug 2025, 13:27, archived)

Might go and see Horace Andy 2moz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 13:33, archived)

Good choice

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 9 Aug 2025, 13:35, archived)

Grandmaster Flash in Oct
never actually seen him which is a bit odd
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 13:51, archived)

That my birthday
See you there
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 9 Aug 2025, 15:09, archived)

I fucking love that album

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 9 Aug 2025, 13:17, archived)

I just listened to some of it
it won't happen again
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 14:47, archived)

Thanks for taking one for the team
Much appreciated
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 17:49, archived)

bit rude m8

( MiseryCunt, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 18:29, archived)

It was the biggest cock he'd ever seen.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 9 Aug 2025, 18:49, archived)

but he's got no idea where that cock has been

( MiseryCunt, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 18:54, archived)

I heard he did it four times.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 9 Aug 2025, 18:55, archived)

but johnnies come in packs of three

( MiseryCunt, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 19:25, archived)

Yes

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 9 Aug 2025, 15:10, archived)

you heard

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 12:05, archived)

fucking do one

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 12:06, archived)

you come in ere giving it all that and tell me to do one?
fucking liberty
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 13:22, archived)

get aht son

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 13:38, archived)

I'll cut you

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 13:45, archived)

Get a room you slaaaaags

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 14:57, archived)

-room +drum

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Aug 2025, 0:34, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 9 Aug 2025, 8:35, archived)

morning sausage

( MiseryCunt, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 9:14, archived)

oooh Morning Sausage….
Is this a sex thing?
(Chocco The Real Spanishfy, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 9:21, archived)

not anymore it isn't

( MiseryCunt, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 9:37, archived)

morning 2.0

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 9:25, archived)

bom dia

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 9:40, archived)

What a load of old wank. As my grandad used to say . Fuck that shit .

( mongychops, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 1:07, archived)

alright?
I shaved my beard off today.

What an update eh?
(Chocco The Real Spanishfy, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 1:22, archived)

alright m you good?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 3:56, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 5:28, archived)

G'night

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 5:50, archived)

it's nine of the cock and i'm going to bed
are you going to bed? if so please describe using diagrams
( MiseryCunt, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 21:03, archived)

still at work m8

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 21:04, archived)

golly

( MiseryCunt, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 21:19, archived)

no just a bit tanned

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 21:26, archived)

fucking lol

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 5:28, archived)

staying up
Playing animal crossing.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 21:20, archived)

splendid

( MiseryCunt, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 21:23, archived)

im
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 21:50, archived)

I will go to bed at some point, sure
It'll get a bit chilly around the eventually heat-death of the universe, so I'd like to snuggle
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 22:05, archived)

Spooning is nice

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 23:33, archived)

as long as you wash them afterwards

( MiseryCunt, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 10:02, archived)

I've drunk a full bottle of gin tonight
And my brain is still on overtime. I wish I could sleep when I want to.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 23:32, archived)

If you really did have a 750ml bottle
That's about 1500 calories. So that's a lot of energy. If you sit about and eventually pass out, that will become fat.

Well done.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 23:44, archived)

oh piss off you boring bastard

( MiseryCunt, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 10:03, archived)

Irony, very good.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 12:02, archived)

My best score in a LONG time 5/7
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c99m1m47vnko
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 13:42, archived)

2/7 getting Meccano stuck up your nose

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 13:45, archived)

That happened to me, the doctor didn’t know what to make of it

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 17:46, archived)

That happened to me, I tried to ask the doctor what to do but he'd bolted

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 18:33, archived)

4/7

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Aug 2025, 13:46, archived)

8/8, it's my birthday
easy to remember, just as well really
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 13:50, archived)

hpbd2u

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 13:51, archived)

chrz

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 13:54, archived)

happy birthday you old cunt

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 13:57, archived)

Thanks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 20:13, archived)

Many happy reruns

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 14:10, archived)

Thanks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 20:14, archived)

2/7 shit+fart

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 13:50, archived)

3/7 an overly toothy blowjob that leaves marks on your penis

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 13:56, archived)

That's called a gnawjob

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 14:07, archived)

5/7 comedy website

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 14:56, archived)

www.chortle.co.uk/ ?
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 15:02, archived)

www.snigger.co.uk
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 15:08, archived)

Fantastic

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 16:23, archived)

lols

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 18:40, archived)

shit out of fuck

( MiseryCunt, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 19:22, archived)

Jim Steinmanzzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 19:35, archived)

6/7 second week in a row

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 19:34, archived)

WANKSMELL
yes really, WANKSMELL

hi turd's, just back from the neurologist. Fuck me, private medical care is ace
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 12:04, archived)

Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Aug 2025, 12:14, archived)

shut up you stupid prick

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 12:56, archived)

Halllooooo
we have a really amazing occupational health team at our work. It's like going to a private clinic, very swish, new everything, plenty of staff and appointments. They really want us not not be ill!

In sad news though the brother in law died last night. He's been deteriorating for the past couple of days but yesterday he was unconscious and his breathing became irregular, stopped and started and then just stopped completely. Very peacful from what I hear. My sister and the kids are absolutely numb and my folks are in pices.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 12:52, archived)

it was only ever going to end one way I suppose, still v sad
at least it didn't drag on for years.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 12:56, archived)

Yeah, he was incredibly good for most of the last 19 months
the family had some really memorable, fun times. He did an impressive job in making provisions for his death. He was a good man and he didn't suffer at the end.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 13:12, archived)

Oh fuck, man, sorry to hear that.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Aug 2025, 13:06, archived)

Ta

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 13:12, archived)

Sorry for your loss garold.
Not the worst way to go, all things considered.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 13:07, archived)

Sorry to hear that
My mum died when I was 11 and it's been a dark shadow over my life ever since. I sincerely hope your sister has a loving support network around her and the kids can cope as best as they can.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Aug 2025, 13:15, archived)

I am sorry to hear that. She does. They do have a great network around them.
I've been bowled over by how her friends have knitted together to be supportive.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 13:21, archived)

#ComedyWebsite

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Aug 2025, 15:43, archived)

Oh that sounds excellent, really great to hear that garold.
The occupational health bit, I mean. The rest is rubbish, sorry to hear it.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 13:41, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Aug 2025, 8:04, archived)

I am having a poo
What about you?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 8:31, archived)

I have already had a poo.
I realise you weren’t asking me, but I figured I’d plop into the conversation anyway.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 8:41, archived)

I have also done a poo
May have another later
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 9:51, archived)

can you upload it to ratemypoo.com please

( MiseryCunt, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 12:02, archived)

/links, you mean

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 12:08, archived)

Had a poo about an hour ago

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Aug 2025, 9:52, archived)

...and it went straight to my head

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 10:25, archived)

I just went to have a second one of the morning, after a difficult first.
Looks like the first one blocked the work toilet, oh well, not my job to fix it
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 12:18, archived)

Shout out to the mod whose only job is to monitor /talk for references to spam on /calendar, so they can remove it.
Top tip: why not hang out on /calendar in the first instance, then you'll see it without having to be told?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 9:02, archived)

It's you, isn't it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 11:45, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 11:47, archived)

It's his bollocks!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 11:48, archived)

This sounds like a gameshow waiting to be made

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 11:50, archived)

First contestant to grow a pair

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 11:58, archived)

Day 3 in the Bollocks House

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 11:59, archived)

Two little chairs in the interview room

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 12:01, archived)

CELEBRITY BOLLOCKS!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 11:59, archived)

Terrible bullying of Hitler :(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 12:09, archived)

Tonight Matthew I will be Sean Connery'sh Shweaty Ballsh

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 12:00, archived)

Shhh

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 11:48, archived)

Yikes
went out for after work drinks with colleauges and former workmates and rolled in at 11pm many sails to the wind. Had a big cup of tea and fell asleep on the sofa for a couple of hours but then drank quite a lot of water before crawling into bed so am not totally hanging now. In fact, quite surprised at how well I'm holding up.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 9:13, archived)

The "couple of drinks after work" plan is always a slippery slope

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 9:50, archived)

I came back and had a cup of tea
found out my senior colleage got home and had a couple of whiskeys. He regrets it now.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 9:52, archived)

Did you come back and have a cup of tea, Mrs Doyle?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 10:20, archived)

I believe I saw she has joined coronation street, the actress I think, not the character

( mongychops, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 10:24, archived)

Wasn't she involved in a court injunction preventing her from being named in connection with some scandal at one point?
We haven't named Pauline McLynn in this thread, so I think we're fine.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 10:27, archived)

A scandal you say father?

( mongychops, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 10:59, archived)

Careful now

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 11:03, archived)

struggling for details
the wiki article is sparse
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 11:33, archived)

There seem to be a few online references to an affair with David Thewlis while they were both married,
disappointingly tame if true
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 11:39, archived)

Wasn't it David Threlfall?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Aug 2025, 12:11, archived)

Unclear from my research, and I don't care enough to confirm which one it was.
alt: haha, I just tricked you into breaking the injunction, see you in court
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 12:19, archived)

she never used to make a big thing about being mrs doyle
because she thought being primarily remembered as the dowdy moley housekeeper would be bad for her career long-term. But fuck me have you seen her?
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 13:45, archived)

willies?

( MiseryCunt, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 18:33, archived)

Tuppence

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 18:45, archived)

alright Algoyo

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 21:49, archived)

b3ta.com/links/852380
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 23:47, archived)

Threp'ny bits

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 1:59, archived)

no real jeeps plz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 18:47, archived)

i was only jeeping, m8

( MiseryCunt, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 19:04, archived)

No thanks, I've just eaten.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Aug 2025, 19:05, archived)

hot dogs?

( MiseryCunt, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 19:08, archived)

Grilled pænii, m2^3.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Aug 2025, 20:01, archived)

They’re those floppy things on the front of men.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 19:10, archived)

really? i thought they were something else

( MiseryCunt, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 19:13, archived)

This is how we learn and grow together.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 19:27, archived)

-w +an

( MiseryCunt, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 21:03, archived)

Well...
mine was floppy
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 23:45, archived)

Prawns, actually

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 19:30, archived)

Easy mistake to make

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 23:48, archived)

if you insist

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 19:58, archived)

Ah, hence the expression "That MiseryCunt gives me the willies"

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 23:41, archived)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Aug 2025, 13:45, archived)

Sympathy smegg

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 14:52, archived)

Might just fuck it all off and jump off a building

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Aug 2025, 14:53, archived)

don’t forget to delete your account afterwards

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 14:58, archived)

Cheers sub-prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Aug 2025, 15:00, archived)

If only

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 15:02, archived)

Livestream it.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 16:31, archived)

the Sears tower is nice

( MiseryCunt, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 17:13, archived)

I’ve been to the top of there, didn’t throw myself off though

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 17:18, archived)

then how did you get down, hmmm?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 17:30, archived)

Hang glider

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 17:44, archived)

Throwing yourself off gently is still throwing yourself off.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 17:48, archived)

I’m throwing myself off as I type this

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 17:49, archived)

Throwing me gently with your text, throwing me gently, with your text, filling my whole screen, with your words

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 17:51, archived)

clicking this

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 17:52, archived)

softly, i hope

( MiseryCunt, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 18:04, archived)

with hith thong

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 18:10, archived)

take a modest jump off a step made with lego first, see if you like
so tempting to put 'legos' and piss everyone off
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 17:26, archived)

Take the ‘s’ from Legos and add it to the end of ‘math’, then everyone is happy

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 17:46, archived)

not really what I'm going for

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 17:49, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8454730
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 17:51, archived)

(‿!‿) ⑊(´ཀ` ⑊)

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 17:57, archived)

Brother in law is on the way out of existence
Which is really fucking inconsiderate as I'm supposed to be having my birthday party in the next couple of weeks.

What's the most thoughtless death you've had to put up with?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 11:32, archived)

my brother died on my sister's birthday
bit of a dick move
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 11:45, archived)

worst. present. ever.

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 11:48, archived)

"oh fuck, it's a girl" *dies*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 11:52, archived)

One way to get out of having to buy a pressie
I guess
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 11:59, archived)

-e +o

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 12:35, archived)

pressio

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 12:43, archived)

Alright monster munch

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Aug 2025, 13:04, archived)

i don't even own a munch

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 17:29, archived)

my step kid's dad died a couple of weeks ago
fucked up my partner's holiday and my house sale plans
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 11:48, archived)

actually, my dad dying on the 20th of December was a bit shit too
but as he was riddled with cancer christmas would probably have been worse if he'd hung around
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 11:50, archived)

Grim.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 12:11, archived)

What a fucking PRICK

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Aug 2025, 11:51, archived)

he really, really was
it's a blessing for the boy he's gone
(would never say that to him though)
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 11:52, archived)

Are we all invited to your birthday party?
Seems a bit callous of you to mention it on here if we’re not.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 12:03, archived)

👆
b3ta.com/calendar
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 12:06, archived)

What the fuck is all that guff about business acumen and Pac-Man?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 12:29, archived)

ai spam is my guess

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 12:33, archived)

You've mentioned it on here now, the stealth mod will delete it imminently.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 12:54, archived)

the whole calendar? unlikely

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 16:30, archived)

we can only hope for a chain reaction

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 23:06, archived)

alright Diana Ross

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 20:49, archived)

Not at this rate, though I may be able to sneak some of the catering from the wake...
The funeral baked meats did coldly furnish forth the marriage tables, as The Bard said.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 12:12, archived)

That's lunch sorted!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Aug 2025, 12:14, archived)

Wait and now you're getting married, too?
I want an invitation to that as well then. I don't care what your Dungeons & Dragons character said about it.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 12:30, archived)

My sister dying on Christmas morning
But more recently, the dead magpie Igor left on the kitchen floor this morning
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 14:20, archived)

To be fair though magpies are dicks

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 15:37, archived)

They are indeed

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 18:27, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Aug 2025, 7:34, archived)

s m e g g

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 7:55, archived)

I've physio today, I expect pain

( mongychops, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 8:12, archived)

Mwrong

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 8:47, archived)

Morning. Just popped out to the shops for some bread, butter and fruits for the kids breakfast.
Picked up a bottle of 'La Biere Du Demon'. 12%, that's set me up for the day
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 9:19, archived)

A whole day of pissed up bumhole prodding

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 9:22, archived)

I'm on my summer holiday. No more bumholes for a week or two.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 9:24, archived)

not even recreational prodding?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 9:24, archived)

Annual vacation?
nu
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 9:58, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8454730
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 10:47, archived)

National Lampoon's
Lam
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 11:00, archived)

I've had that; it's not bad.
I still haven't seen anything in the shops that tops 'Mega Démon''s 16%.
( .Yeti., Thu 7 Aug 2025, 9:29, archived)

That's fucking sherry.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 9:59, archived)

I bet it's kind of disgusting.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Aug 2025, 10:23, archived)

b3ta, you mean

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 10:24, archived)

They know you're not going to drink it for the taste, put it that way.

( .Yeti., Thu 7 Aug 2025, 10:33, archived)

Yeah but what if wine existed.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Aug 2025, 11:40, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8454730.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 10:51, archived)

RIP Astley

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 3:55, archived)

Gonna Give You Up

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 6:09, archived)

prick

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 6:17, archived)

^got RIProlled

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 12:42, archived)

rick cold

( MiseryCunt, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 6:19, archived)

Buggrit, it's bedtime

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 6 Aug 2025, 22:26, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 Aug 2025, 22:39, archived)

you would say that

( MiseryCunt, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 0:09, archived)

What are you having for dinner?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Aug 2025, 18:47, archived)

chips n shit

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 6 Aug 2025, 19:13, archived)

Shit from the bumhole buffet?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Aug 2025, 19:46, archived)

Mono's bumhole buffet

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 Aug 2025, 21:07, archived)

A selection of fine beers I have just purchased from the local carrefour ranging between 6.5 and 10 %

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 6 Aug 2025, 19:20, archived)

Bon fucking jour m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Aug 2025, 19:51, archived)

bacon sandwiches

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 6 Aug 2025, 19:27, archived)

You win.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Aug 2025, 21:41, archived)

lasanga and garlic bread.
Trying to finish off everything in the freezer before defrosting it
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 6 Aug 2025, 19:37, archived)

I recommend you eat the food after you defrost it.
But that’s just me.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Aug 2025, 19:46, archived)

you do you

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 6 Aug 2025, 21:56, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8454688
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 6 Aug 2025, 19:43, archived)

Smegs benedick

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Aug 2025, 19:52, archived)

I fucking loved the A-Team

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 6 Aug 2025, 20:22, archived)

I love it when a flan comes together

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 11:14, archived)

A big load of fucking old wank

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Aug 2025, 20:12, archived)

uttapam, sambar

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Aug 2025, 20:35, archived)

chicken tikka with bharjiiiiis at my friend's local
Was gud
( MiseryCunt, Wed 6 Aug 2025, 20:38, archived)

Depeche Commode

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Aug 2025, 21:17, archived)

Constipation Time Again

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 6 Aug 2025, 21:46, archived)

Black Constipation

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Aug 2025, 21:49, archived)

Some Massive Turd

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Aug 2025, 22:08, archived)

classic b3ta

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Aug 2025, 13:56, archived)

What are you having for lunch?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Aug 2025, 13:57, archived)

wrap of whizz and two trips

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Aug 2025, 13:59, archived)

#me too

( MiseryCunt, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 7:29, archived)

Going here in a few weeks
www.standard.co.uk/going-out/restaurants/interstellar-bbq-michelin-star-texas-london-the-ned-b1241402.html
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Aug 2025, 14:10, archived)

Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurph
etc.
( .Yeti., Wed 6 Aug 2025, 14:12, archived)

standard

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Aug 2025, 17:05, archived)

Bumhole buffet

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 6 Aug 2025, 14:25, archived)

Shitter smorgasbord

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Aug 2025, 14:29, archived)

Foghorn feast

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 6 Aug 2025, 14:58, archived)

Anus tapas

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 6 Aug 2025, 15:27, archived)

Pintxos off a loaf

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Aug 2025, 15:32, archived)

Fingered food

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 6 Aug 2025, 17:35, archived)

Turducken

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Aug 2025, 14:44, archived)