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It's a whole galaxy of stars
www.sci-fi-uncredited.com/html/star_wars.html
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:00, archived)
Great.
I just watched a re-mastered edition of Star Wars episode VI and when Obi Wan's* Anakin's ghost appears at the end they've changed it to that Hayden guy.

Sacrilege!

*Only just woke up.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:02, archived)

They also go to Naboo and have GUNGANS! Grrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:07, archived)
Pick it, lick it,
Roll it, flick it!
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:55, archived)
I think
you stink.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:56, archived)
I think, I think,
I smell a stink,
It must be Y. O. U!
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:58, archived)
he who smelt it dealt it
:oP
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:00, archived)
Who said the rhyme,
Did the crime!
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:03, archived)
He who disputed it, tooted it.
:oP x 2
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:09, archived)
ahem:
www.b3ta.com/talk/628128
www.b3ta.com/talk/628119
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:10, archived)
Who posts the links,
Did the stinks.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:12, archived)
twasn't me
but *parps* that's better.
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:15, archived)
*breathes in your poo molecules*
Ahhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:19, archived)
*Points to door*
Just.....go.......go and don't come back


/disgusted
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:23, archived)
I've just opened an online lottery account...
just watch my bank balance go down the toilet quicker than if I had a coke habit.

Edit: anyone got the new Jamiroquai album? What the name of the track with the line "Drop that bomb"?
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:53, archived)
What do you mean if?

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:55, archived)
ok
when
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:56, archived)
*opens another can*
Aaah, thats better.
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:58, archived)
Mmmmmm Beer....

*Drools like a bulldog in drooling season*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:59, archived)
Yes
that's what I meant exactly :)
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:59, archived)
Why don't you look on the CD box?

It's called Seven Days in Sunny June
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:58, archived)
ta :)

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:58, archived)
Pleasure, sir....
my absolute pleasure...

*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:59, archived)
Toblerones aren't as nice
if they're not a little bit melted.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:48, archived)
Toblerones are horrible.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:49, archived)
BLASPHEMER!

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:49, archived)
Giant Toblerone.
Mmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:50, archived)
It's triangular chocolate
from triangular trees
with triangular honey
from triangular bees

Oooh, Mr Confectioner please
Stick it up your bummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:53, archived)
Oof.
That would hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:53, archived)
This ^

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:50, archived)
thirded

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:51, archived)
Hands up whos ever cut their gums
on those bastard sharp bits of nougat!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:51, archived)
*hands up, baby, hands up*

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:52, archived)
not me
because I have TeethTM
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:53, archived)
I cut and bruise my mouth
trying to break off one of the triangle.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:53, archived)
don't use your mouth for that
just push the triangle you want to break off towards the rest of the bar
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:55, archived)
Only thickos do that.
Clever people can chew.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:53, archived)
BRAS!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:47, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:50, archived)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:50, archived)
you want mine?
*twing* *twang* *twoing* *snap*

ok, there you go
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:50, archived)
*burns*
I've decided to be a wimmin's libber.

WHAT DO WE WANT? MORE RIGHTS AND STUFF FOR BIRDS!

WHEN DO WE WANT IT? AFTER CORRIE!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:52, archived)
WHAT DO WE WANT?
SHOES, MAKE UP, A DISHWASHER AND AN IRONING MACHINE!!

I love womens rights
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:54, archived)
wtf is an ironing machine?
Audrey sings about it in Little Shop of Horrors too, and that's the only other place I've heard of it
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:57, archived)
shirley
what you want is hoards of women ripping their tops off and giving you their bras to fwap yourself silly rolling around in a pile of burn?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:54, archived)
THIS!
And I don't want it; I demand it.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:55, archived)
*supplies to demand*

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:57, archived)
I've been in work an hour
and already I'm bored so much I think I may soil myself just for something to do...
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:32, archived)
Chew your arm off

after that, kills some time that one.
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:34, archived)
But I need both my arms
for beating the chavs at the train station when I go home...I'd rather do something that doesn't involve removing limbs...
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:37, archived)
beat them
with your arm
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:51, archived)
Shit your leg off

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:37, archived)
Pffft

edit/ *sneezes*
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:17, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/628055
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:21, archived)
Pffft

(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:24, archived)
what's so funny?
oh, and 'ning everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:21, archived)
On the ning nang nong

where the cows go bong
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:23, archived)
And the monkeys all go
BOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:24, archived)

There's a nong nang ning where the trees go PING!
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:28, archived)
And the tea pots

Jibber Jabber Joo
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:30, archived)

On the nong ning nang, all the mice go clang
And you just can't catch 'em when they do
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:31, archived)
So its Ning Nang Nong!

Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning!
Trees go Ping!
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:34, archived)
Nong Ning Nang
The mice go Clang
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:35, archived)

What a noisy place to belong,
Is the ning nang ning nang nong!
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:35, archived)
Bravo everyone.
We really pulled together on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:37, archived)
Arf!
Guffaw!
Chuckle!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:27, archived)
That's one of my favourite words

Chuckle, along with Wigwam
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:28, archived)
Plinth adenoid
does it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:29, archived)
I can see why

*nods*
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:31, archived)
*nods*
*nods some more*
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:36, archived)
Hooray!
Super Mario World especially!

I thought it was pretty good :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:08, archived)
Fabulous Fact:
I have the Mario Star Theme as my ringtone on my mobile telephone.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:44, archived)
where is everyone this grey morning?
I just had a call from a friend in dorset, checking I hadn't had any tube train incidents, who says it is unbroken sunshine and cloudless skies.

This is July for goodness sake! The height of summer. It's cold as miserable autumn here in London Town leafy suburbs.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:58, archived)
it's lovely and sunny here
the ratbag may well be going to the beach this afternoon with her gran
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:00, archived)
don't you think that
someone a little older should be looking after gran?
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:02, archived)
Pffft

(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:03, archived)
Oh you posted that at

exactly 12:00!

Fancy that!
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:02, archived)
How is that impressive?

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:04, archived)
I have O C D

thing's like that impress me.

*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:05, archived)
You are a sillypants.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:05, archived)
Yes, yes I am

(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:06, archived)
O C D = ?

Occasional Cock Deposits?
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:07, archived)
Oh BTW

how did you manage to find that "It's orrible being in love when your 8 and a half"

???????????????????????
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:09, archived)
It was a stroke of luck
Wifey was checking under the sofa for the TV remote that the baby hides, and while I was in the middle of a surprise attack from the rear, she spotted it in the corner covered in dust.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:11, archived)
excellent

(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:17, archived)
has it taken that long
for the news to make it to dorset?
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:02, archived)
Pffft

(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:07, archived)
it's glorious
in the north west....for a change
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:03, archived)
it's probably just me then

A big black cloud over my house for the whole weekend while everybody else bathes in glorious sunshine.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:05, archived)
Pffft

(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:05, archived)
Has someone tet the
air out of you?
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:10, archived)
Happens to my girlfriends all the time

I carry a puncture repair kit
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:12, archived)
hurrah!
*blinks in lieu of jumping up and down*

I'm all alone :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:58, archived)
*jumps out from behind the settee*
Boo!
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:59, archived)
*jumps out from behind the boo*
Settee!
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:11, archived)
shitshitshitshitshit!
Where's the key for my Beaver vending machine?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:43, archived)
how much wood
could a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck
wood
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:44, archived)
Have no fear
I am a vending machine engineer (really) and I'll get it open for you, I'll just go and get my drill.
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:45, archived)
Damn!
I use it to save 20 pees. I've got about £2 worth I want to put in it, but I don't want £2 worth of Skittles! Anyone is welcome to eat them for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:49, archived)
druid...
is the cricket club sign-posted?

I'm bringing Paul along, he's going to navigate :O
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:56, archived)
No. Will you be coming from the Keighley Road (The Robin Hood)

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:58, archived)
yup,
that's what i plan

edit: right, i'm off. see you in a bit
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:02, archived)
After you turn off that road
signed 'Old Town', drive for about 1/2 mile.
The road turns sharply left.
After about 50 yards, there's a right turn - Go down there.
Go straight forward (It becomes unmade, you pass the cricket club, then cobbled)
You're best off parking in the little turnaround opposite the mill on your left, there's a gate to the paddock with the horses.
Walk past the mill, I'm on the right. I'll do a picture

edit: img85.imageshack.us/img85/2838/map29mg.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:07, archived)
chicken soup?
you are Dave Lister aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:59, archived)
mmmmm beaver
You can get them on tap now? Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:58, archived)
Tonights lottery numbers will be
4, 9, 17, 32, 38, 41 and bonus ball 12
if anyone's interested.
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:31, archived)
You are John Titor
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:33, archived)
Rubbish,
John Titor explicitly stated that he wouldn't give out information that they could profit from.
(Marwood, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:49, archived)
you can't put all seven numbers on a ticket
or maybe you can in some stupid bonus ball game for another pound
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:34, archived)
*wakes up*
christ i have a sore head
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:16, archived)
My left hand is twitching of it's own accord
Which is a bit worrying as that's what happened to Boyd in Neighbours and now he has a brain tumour.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:18, archived)
Too much wanking probably :)

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:21, archived)
Like there is such a thing

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:23, archived)
oooo
shakes are fun

I was on the Guinness and then Bushmills last night. But it was good fun, met many nice people. Almost pulled but her brother/cousin came in to say her taxi came in. Bah.

What were you at last night?
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:22, archived)
Watching REM and the Zutons at Portman Road
They were dead good, but I didn't drink at all.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:23, archived)
I am jealous.
REM looked class on Live8.
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:25, archived)
Ah, they were dead good, and the Zutons weren't bad either
Shame I was late so missed Idlewild
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:26, archived)
Oooh
I saw them at IoW. Very good they were too.
(Nothing to see, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:27, archived)
I were meant to see them in Hyde Park today,
with Feeder and teh Croutons supporting, but it's been put forward to next week and I can't get the time off work :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:52, archived)
He did a very touching message at the start about the bombings
and then went into everybody hurts, during which he looked quite moved.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:02, archived)
Neighbours?
Ha-ha. Your bumgay.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:23, archived)
Oh yes
So very gay
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:25, archived)
shes that doll from that thing!

(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:27, archived)
Who said
liking girls meant you weren't a gay?

You gay.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:28, archived)
Then stop banging your head against the wall
spacker.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:18, archived)
I dont remember doing that last night,
but then again I'm sure I don't remember other things.
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:19, archived)
If he's a spacker,
shirley that's the problem?
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:22, archived)
News on B3tan camping extravaganza
Teviot Moose suggested end of august in Glencoe?
the Dills have spare tents if needed, anyone up for it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:15, archived)
Where is Glencoe?
I have a wedding in Coventry in the last weekend in August so could maybe make it up for a bit.
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:17, archived)
west coast of scotland
quite a way from Coventry but worth it, I'll post a pic in a minute or two

edit/ www.frizington.fsnet.co.uk/view.jpg
this is the view from the campsite, great pub only 10 mins walk
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:18, archived)
Sounds very nice,
but cold. I'll see what I can do with regards to getting there, but it will depend on dates and stuff.
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:23, archived)
23 degrees last august bank holiday
:)
edit/ I'm checking this one out 1st weekend in august www.portban.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:25, archived)
wow
I'll see what I can do boss. Both places look lovely.
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:28, archived)
bah
I'm in Aberdeen from 5th -11th August - can't but can't stay any longer (more's the pity)
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:22, archived)
I've been up for a while now,
and still not got any cleaning/tidying/showering/washing/ironing done.

And I'm listening to 'If You Want Blood'.

I should turn this infernal machine off.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:09, archived)
I have all the gardening to do today :(
They said it was going to be 28 degrees today but it's bloody cold outside.
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:11, archived)
bloody weather

(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:13, archived)
Ha!
I did all my gardening yesterday. Did my ironing first thing this morning, just finished cleaning the house and now I'm spitting feathers for a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:12, archived)
smug git

(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:19, archived)
heh
So I may see you later all drunked if I decide to do a show on FTL maybe ? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:19, archived)
You tease...

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:22, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:23, archived)
druid and I
are going to sample the delights
of my home town's pubs.

so yes, I'll be all drunked up :)
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:25, archived)
erm
is it possible in itunes to save a cd as an mp3 and if so how
/ hungover and stupid blog

edit/ oops just figured it
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:02, archived)
'ning you
hungover and stupid?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:03, archived)
well maybe not
probably dehydrated and dim
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:05, archived)
Did you have a nice shower?

are the kids gone now?

Make sure you actually rest today not take advantage of the fact the kids aren't there to catch up on housework

*wags finger*
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:07, archived)
I'm cooking lamb shanks today...
anyone got a good recipe?
(I've tried dougs recipe corner to no avail)

Edit: it's ok just found 124 of them :)
fooddownunder.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?q=lamb+shank
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:49, archived)
hee hee
lamb shanks - rhyming slang?

*points*

*runs off giggling*
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:50, archived)
Really...
at your age.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:51, archived)
sorry......
I must act my age and not my shoe size
I must act my age and not my shoe size
I must act my age and not my shoe size
I must act my age and not my shoe size
I must act my age and not my shoe size
I must act my age and not my shoe size
I must act my age and not my shoe size
I must act my age and not my shoe size
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:55, archived)
You are Bart
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:57, archived)
you really want a spicy fruit sauce
to go with that lamb shank matey
'ning folks
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:59, archived)
I have nice new toys to play with
and I'm about to go out and get drunk.

Does life get any better?

I may have neglected to mention quite a few non-positive things, such as an argument earlier, but who needs friends when you've got toys and alcohol?
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:28, archived)
What toys?

(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:30, archived)
A brand spanking new
MediaWiki installation on a brand spanking new web hosting account.

/hangs geeky head in shame
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:32, archived)
Another Medical Question

Bearing in mind I can't have sex or move about freely due to pain, how else can you get the baby out quicker?

Does twiddling your nips really work or will I just look like a fool, with messy hair, a huge bump sat in front of her comp playing with herself?
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:21, archived)
Pennyroyal tea helps
/evil
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:23, archived)
Just listening to it?

(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:26, archived)
Possibly.
At least it should stop your offspring from becoming a chav in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:31, archived)
Does your webcam work?
This is essential information required to obtain a proper medically accurate answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:24, archived)
Hehehe

it does actually, but you wouldn't want to see my norks hun, not even I do. Besides my knees would get cold if I had to lift them up to the level of the webcam.
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:25, archived)
Phwoar!

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:29, archived)
Is it Manchester....
or Rochdale then?

The lads and I are out and about in t'dale today (all seedy dives.) If you wish to join us,
I can pick you up from the station?
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:31, archived)
What time are you going?
Who else is there?

I need to clear the rubble from my own seedy dive at some point!

edit: Either is good
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:34, archived)
we normally meet at 2.30pm
Terry, Paul and I will be out as is the norm.

Hell, I can even pick you up from Hebden if you're quick off the mark. You'd just need to buy yourself a single ticket back later.
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:37, archived)
OK, according to the interweb
there's a train to Rochdale from Hebden that gets in at 1422.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:43, archived)
druid
shall i pick you up at the Hairy Mound(outside that is) at, say, 1.15ish?
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:44, archived)
You can do,
or this, don't go out of your way!
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:46, archived)
If it gets in at 14.22
you'd have to get a taxi to the pub and that's more expense.
I'll pick you up. Is that ok?
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:48, archived)
Yeah!
You could pick me up at my house if you can follow the map.

I'm in the row of terraced cottages just past the cobbled bit by the chimney. Number 6, with a silver Fiesta outside it
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:57, archived)
I'll try and follow the map.
just hang fire and I'll get there!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:00, archived)
OK,
You can't miss my house really. The next door but one (number 4) has got loads of funny things outside on the path and on the verge, like bowls and dream catchers, and action men (?!?)
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:06, archived)
very
new age
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:07, archived)
Read: 'Fucking hippies'.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:10, archived)
eeeew, hippies fucking?
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:11, archived)
a fresh pineapple for breakfast
(though have toast or something after)
hot curry for dinner
a friend of mine swears by nipple-twiddling (it releases seratonin same as sex does which is the hormone that can trigger the start of labour)
raspberry leaf tea (though it's more a uterine tonic but it can help trigger labour. it can make labour quicker though by making your contractions more efficient)
walking's really good but you can't do that with SPD. if you can, try sitting astride a chair (chair backwards) and hold in your lower abdominal muscles and tilt your pelvis forward and back - that can mimic walking without hurting too much. that'll only help if the baby's head's engaged though.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:33, archived)
Jadeviper

is the be all and end all of everything.

*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 11:09, archived)

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