I would like to take moment to thank Lu for making me go to the offie at the time i did
If i hadnt gone at that exact moment i would have missed the young lady bending deep into the freezer for icecreams.....God bless low cut tops and the natural inclination of pert, young teen breasts to pop out...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:26, archived)

I share your emotions
well done that man
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:27, archived)

Funny thing is its the third time ive seen boobs in that shop
And now i associate corner shops with boobage...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:28, archived)

tis the natural order of things
we just have to live with it
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:29, archived)

Oh my
Seeing as the teenage mutant ninja turtles is on the telly box this afternoon i thought id download the soundtrack to the movie... *shudders to MC Hammer*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:34, archived)

This is why they put cameras on phones.

( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:30, archived)

You should visit my local corner shop.
It's run by an old fat woman who can't walk properly.
You'd be in Fwapping Heaven.
( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:30, archived)

Fwapping Heaven
for all your grocery and pervy needs
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:31, archived)

Oddly i tend to prefer good looking young ladies
Like Mrs Mykeyboy
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:31, archived)

Evening
you :)
( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:32, archived)

*cuddles*

( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:34, archived)

*reciprocates*
Picnic next weekend still?
( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:37, archived)

You'd best befuckinglieve it.
And you'd better shitting turn up.
( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:38, archived)

should i wear my best frisbee playing shorts? :p

( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:40, archived)

Can you BRING a frisbee?
I can't find mine :(
( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:42, archived)

*orders new one*
We wore the last one out, and I haven't played since. It should be here by Friday.
( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:50, archived)

how the fuck do you wear out a frisbee
?
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:52, archived)

play 6hrs a day, every day, for
a large number of weeks whilst at university.

eventually they eventally crack having been scuffed lots, trodden on and generally abused, it wasn't even flyable by the summer hols!
( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:55, archived)

you got too much time on your hands

( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:56, archived)

Get a dog.

( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:55, archived)

but they're harder to throw

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:01, archived)

should i wear my best frisbee playing shorts? :p

( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:40, archived)

stutter
?
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:43, archived)

left mouse button slightly b0rked

( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:47, archived)

left mouse button slightly b0rked im typing one handed
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:49, archived)

left mouse button slightly b0rked im typing one handed fwapping over Comma
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:51, archived)

Noooo!
Sygiinu is too lovely for fwappings.
( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:52, archived)

I'd put a fiver on that being the truth matey:)

I can see there being a a register signing after this picnic...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:52, archived)

shortly followed by
a scream and the issue of a foul mouthed infant
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:53, archived)

well if you will make me
service you whilst i'm typing. hrumpf.
( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:52, archived)

can you BRING a frisbee?
I can't find mine :(
(Lord Gibbon, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:44, archived)

anyone seen
my FRISBEE
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:45, archived)

what the hell was that last song?
how did it ever get recorded
(Lord Gibbon, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:46, archived)

I wondered that
bloody outrageous wasn't it
david allen coe was the asshole singer
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:48, archived)

Hooray!
*flashes*
( Malchick, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:33, archived)

*bums*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:35, archived)

somebody run
downstairs and fetch me another cold stella please
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:19, archived)

are you proud
that you keep frozen ladies in your fridge?
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:24, archived)

well when she finished the dishes
it seemed the best place to keep her
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:25, archived)

Hayseed Dixie!
*big fucking grin*
( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:26, archived)

I'm seeing them at Cambridge
Wheee!
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:53, archived)

I am at the dangerous stage of boredom
where buying things on Ebay seems like a good idea.

Help.
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:04, archived)

this
84.68.218.130:8000/listen.pls
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:06, archived)

I know it well
I'm sure they must get most bids on a Sunday afternoon.

Well it's a lovely day you should go and get some lovely cold booze and a good book, sit in the garden and drink and read...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:06, archived)

I have returned with many cans of teh old english!
If only because it makes me think of Ade Edmondson...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:09, archived)

Boredom reminds me of Ade Edmondson with a cricket bat.

( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:11, archived)

Classic lines:)
'And they let children play this, you say? I mean, it's pretty strong stuff, isn't it Eddie? You know, knights TAKING prawns, and apparently if a prawn "goes all the way" he turns into a queen! '
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:15, archived)

Arf! Bottom was fucking fantastic.
I can just hear Rik shouting "No, no, Eddie, no!"
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:18, archived)

the drawing room
is that near the colouring in room ?

excellent
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:20, archived)

Pffft

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:26, archived)

Buy this:
and make a necklace.

Alternately, have buy this and have it implanted in the middle of your forehead.
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:07, archived)

I suggest this:
www.b3ta.com/talk/534244
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:07, archived)

You've got that bookmarked for evidence purposes
AICMFP.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:09, archived)

I am going to bum you in the bumhole with my bumming equipment
AICMFP
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:11, archived)

get really bored
and buy me lots of things


you'll feel fulfilled
( robh, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:09, archived)

Hmm.
*starts with these*
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:11, archived)

Thank you
and goodnight
( robh, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:22, archived)

Damn you...
( Malchick, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:14, archived)

Armadillo World Headquarters?
The mind boggles.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:16, archived)

There is no help
Well, not that I know of. I've just bid for something that isnt PayPal payable which means I may have to go the ruddy post office, argh.
( Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:19, archived)

Uncle Dill's Fine Tunes
for a lazy sunday singalong

84.68.218.130:8000/listen.pls
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:54, archived)

*tunes in*

( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:55, archived)

hello
:)
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:56, archived)

Yayayayay!
The Spree!
Yaay!
( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:03, archived)

^ This.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:56, archived)

*ahem*
didn't mean to play amazulu, finger slipped
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:57, archived)

Considers various strikethrough "jokes"
decides to just boogie in an Amazulu way.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:58, archived)

pffft

( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:00, archived)

ahahahaha
amazulu
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:57, archived)

?
www.b3ta.com/talk/629855
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:58, archived)

twas simultaneous amazulu-noticeageness

( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:01, archived)

yay!

( robh, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:00, archived)

you took your time
:)
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:01, archived)

It's not easy
getting the cap off cheapo cider you know! ;)
( robh, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:03, archived)

It's putting it back
on that I have difficulty with.
( Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:04, archived)

I have the cold stella
:)
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:04, archived)

oooooOOOOOOooooooh
aren't we the sophiscated on?
( robh, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:19, archived)

I'd love to listen
but I'm still in work so can't get these things.

My MP3 player is currently playing my whole NIN collection though so this makes me happy...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:01, archived)

Just been listening to
The Wretched. I love NIN.
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:20, archived)

I ache like a paraplegic turd in the Atlantic.
Hug me.
( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:47, archived)

What a lovely image
*hugs*
( Taylorcamb, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:48, archived)

You really have a great way with words.
*hugs*

EDIT: I meant to ask. Will you be attending the Bristol Bash in August?
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:49, archived)

I really don't chuffing know.
I'd like to...
( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:53, archived)

Fair 'nuff.
I for one hope you can make it.
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:56, archived)

Please come
*does a naked dance*
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:00, archived)

I've never been to Bristol before,
so you'd have to look after me with your sexy naked face.
( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:01, archived)

I haven't either
But as long as I know where the train station is most cities may as well be the same.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:04, archived)

This.
It'll be the first time for all 3 of us...go onnn.
( Malchick, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:07, archived)

Awww, okay.
But you'd better take good care of me.
( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:08, archived)

I've been there twice in the last month
after never having been before. The bits I went to (Temple Meads train station, the University area and the bits in between) seemed nice.
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:04, archived)

like a what??


aaaaaaaw, bless
( robh, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:50, archived)

You smell like one, too.
*hugs anyway*
*joins in the stink*
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:50, archived)

I shall hug you
with musics very soon
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:50, archived)

*snugglage*

( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:52, archived)

*hugs like U-boat*

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:53, archived)

*huggle*
What's the matter, dear?
( Malchick, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:53, archived)

*snuggles*
Nothing important, gorgeous.
( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:56, archived)

*hugs*
and for crap strikethrough joke: he t
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:53, archived)

*hugs belatedly*

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:54, archived)

*hugs like a big brother*

( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:56, archived)

Don't.
My big brothers smell funny.
( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:57, archived)

I smell of Skittles,
because I've been playing about with my Beaver.
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:58, archived)

you have dolls

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:03, archived)

don't trust him
he fiddles with the exit slot

i've just realised what I typed and it sounds a whole lot ruder than what it really is
( robh, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:05, archived)

:O
nawty
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:06, archived)

That's
an animé figurine, not really a doll.. Well, it's dollish..

I am a girl.
*realisation*
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:07, archived)

it wasn't a criticism,
merely an observation
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:10, archived)

I'd not be bothered even if it was,
just be sure to invite me to your next tea party ;D
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:14, archived)

good
I'll just make sure Mr Snuggles has got his best suit on
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:20, archived)

Gah!Teh main board!
www.b3ta.com/board/4870205
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:35, archived)

Ack
You can see his happy trail.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:40, archived)

So you can...
*shudder*
( Malchick, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:44, archived)

I really wish you hadn't said so.
I hadn't noticed until then.
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:46, archived)

dear me....

( robh, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:42, archived)

The solution to his problem is simple.
It's called "Napalm".
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:43, archived)

There needs to be a law against this sort of thing.
The police need more powers. Surgeons should be made to sterilise chav mums once they've had more children than they can afford to raise (ie one).
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:54, archived)

Goodness me.
The young chap on the wall with the can...

Is that pubic hair?
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:00, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/629805
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:07, archived)

I've been walking
in lovely Lancashire, high in the Pennines.
I went from Rochdale to Waterfoot
and I took pics
Eight miles I walked and I deserve a pint..... I thangyew
( robh, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:30, archived)

it's a bit, erm... flat matey
but well done you want some musics this afterning?
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:33, archived)

yes please
:)

EDIT: Flat? Flat?? ok, it's no Cumbria but flat??? :)
( robh, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:38, archived)

givvus a while to get sorted
beer not quite chilled enough yet
and aquiring some new tuneage

edit/ o.k. it's a bit sloping
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:39, archived)

Jeebus
I thought i had returned to the same post as this morning.

Wipes sweat out of eyes

YaY for friendly hostelries
*spell*
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:34, archived)

*writes in diary*
"...must get a life away from b3ta..."
( robh, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:52, archived)

hurrah!
pictures of Paul, but no robh...

the mystery continues ;)
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:34, archived)

it's a security issue....
(social security)
( robh, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:37, archived)

pfft

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:38, archived)

robh is invisible.
I know this as I've (not) seen him.
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:41, archived)

this
I've not seen him either so he must be invisible
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:43, archived)

blimey!
you're still here?

how's the old uluvulaaa clack?
( robh, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:43, archived)

It's a mini bit better, thanks
I've not left the house - Just doing some cleaning, then posting, then washing, then posting.. Y'know, typical Sunday
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:46, archived)

I'm
on the windolene cider


I'm a bad 'un I know....
( robh, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:49, archived)

Another nice looking walk.
I like the fern :D
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:42, archived)

ha ha ha
that's me trying to explore my inner creative being ;)
( robh, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:44, archived)

Just out of interest
why is that cyclists don't think the red light applies to them? This annoys me greatly.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:26, archived)

Run them over, then.
That'll teach 'em.
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:27, archived)

^This.
You have a right to do it.
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:29, archived)

is there a connection ?
between not seeing a red traffic light and not seeing the lack of red light on their own bike
(mitch, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:29, archived)

I know,
that bloody Armstrong...
( Malchick, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:30, archived)

Billie Joe?
Joey?
Jakob Danger?
Lance?

Specify your Armstrongs people - I get confused
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:36, archived)

I thought it was fairly obvious from this context
that I meant Lance.
( Malchick, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:37, archived)

P-nut would think of the gormless Green Day guy first though

(Lord Gibbon, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:41, archived)

:P
I like my sexy Billie Joe...and his kids are just mini versions of him...like clones but without the guyliner
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:58, archived)

I think red lights apply to me
I generally find drivers to be very considerate when overtaking me
(Lord Gibbon, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:32, archived)

My pet hate regarding driving
is when you get stuck behind a driver (normally a woman, sadly this is true) doing 40 in a 50 limit. When you enter a built up area, they carry on doing 40 in the 30 limit.

This drives me up the wall! If you're not confident enough to do 50 in a 50, why the firy fuck do you do 40 in a 30, when there's kids around?

/rant
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:32, archived)

That rarely happens to me
I just get annoyed at people who drive for long distances a good 10mph under the limit, which sucks whatever the liumit is set to
(Lord Gibbon, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:35, archived)

I hate cunts who park over the end of our drive,
when I am running late for work. Isn't it illegal?
(Borderline Schizo, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:36, archived)

hire a monster truck
and ram them (having first put a miniscule notice warning them that this will happen if they park there)
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:41, archived)

I'm disgustingly bored

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:25, archived)

wank a cat

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:26, archived)

try eating
yourself
( homonk, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:26, archived)

Strange strange mindpiss.

( Malchick, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:29, archived)

Eat your own face.

( Malchick, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:27, archived)

Have you ever seen a man....

( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:35, archived)

If you have a smidgen of taste in music
www.megaupload.com/?d=205KVMQL
download that
(smoglane!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)

what is it?
edit: if it's BSP then it's probabaly nothing more than average. (it's downloading very slowly)
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:12, archived)

givvus a clue then?
what type of music
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:12, archived)

it's shit
/won't download
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:22, archived)

phase one of pre-tanning complete:
freckles are GO!
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:56, archived)

Are they green?

( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:58, archived)

I don't know
I have to wait until the charring falls off to check their alert status
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:59, archived)

I can tan,
it takes about 8 weeks and I go a normal skin colour from pasty white. It's easier to wait until I get so many freckles they all join together.

P'raps I'm a natural born goth.
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:02, archived)

I burn easily
so I need many short duration installments :)
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:04, archived)

i just burn
it's not fair.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)

cover yourself
in swarfega - that will help
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:11, archived)

Its summer.
I have a freckly forehead again.
( toxie, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:59, archived)

I have a freckle on my foot.
I love it dearly.
( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:02, archived)

does it have a name?

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:05, archived)

Jeckyl?


*was going to ask the same thing*
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:07, archived)

Maybe if it was on her arse
Jekyl and Hide?
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:09, archived)

which freckle personality is the nice one?

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)

Well they'd both be a bit cheeky...

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:16, archived)

*dies*

( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:16, archived)

*sets 'em up*
*gets knocked down*
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:20, archived)

But I get up again
You ain't never gunna keep me down...

*jumps about for a bit*
*gets bored*
*sits alone in the dark thinking about changing the lightbulb*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:23, archived)

how many Bennies does it take to change a light bulb?*
*has no witty punchline**


**has no punchline at all
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:24, archived)

*Considers punching*
*Thinks better of it*
*Strokes*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:28, archived)

*demands milk*

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:31, archived)

*Lactates*

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:35, archived)

I'm impressed
and a little disgusted

but milk is milk

*suckles*
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:39, archived)

You are hungry today aren't you...

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:44, archived)

*uses teeth*

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:53, archived)

Damn, I'm bored
anyone know any good websites for jokes?

I imagine it's quite hard to find one without much filler.
(thisismyclone, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:45, archived)

Try
Bored.com - usually some stuff on there to keep you amused for a while. Either that or search on Google for FHM 100 greatest games
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:47, archived)

How about
here?
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:54, archived)

I'm cooking Tortilla de Espana today :)

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:45, archived)

Are you taking cooking classes or something?
Youre becoming very handy round the kitchen these days aren't you...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:48, archived)

Just trying new things...
fed up with ready made stuff.
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:49, archived)

i think you mean tortilla española

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:49, archived)

Lets hope my cooking
is better than my Spanish ;)
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:49, archived)

and typing :-)
edit: but if it's as good as your ninja editing, then it'll be great.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:50, archived)

Oh my God
I left here at like 10:00 to go to church with my grandparents and I've only just got back...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:25, archived)

Bit of a knees up there?

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:27, archived)

No
just ,manky coffee and lots of old ladies who wanted to be introduced - I now no longer have a name, I'm just "oldest grandchild". My brother and cousins all got introduced by their names, but I was "oldest grandchild" all morning...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:31, archived)

like 10.00?

( toxie, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:30, archived)

Yes, 11
It's like 10 but one more.
( Randomgazz, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:34, archived)

And therefore better.
/Spinal Tap
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:35, archived)

OMG! Really?!

( butchbint, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:31, archived)

lolz

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:34, archived)

hahahah
you had to go to church
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:34, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/629682
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:35, archived)

whaaaaaaat?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:37, archived)

Jus' messin' wid ya!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:07, archived)

lots of sin?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:36, archived)

something like that
communion wine isn't as good as everyone made out - it tastes like really cheap sherry or something...jesus crisps are quite nice though...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:37, archived)

You're not the only one
Baby got back, too.

I think she got it from church, n'all.
(thisismyclone, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:37, archived)

Lick at my
cock
( weirdbeard, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:20, archived)

gladly
but you'll have to give it a wash first.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:24, archived)

But he'll peck me!

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:25, archived)

You are a South African showing off his new cook,
AICMFP.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:38, archived)

Look at my
beaver.

Only 20 pee a go.
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:04, archived)

Hurrah!
I want a yellow one :)
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:05, archived)

*pees*

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:06, archived)

Eww,
it stinks of asparagus >.<
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:08, archived)

yeah, but my poo smells of
cinnamon.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:14, archived)

What condition did you leave your bed today?

(empty_personality, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:33, archived)

No.
You editing bastard.
( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)

Please?
I'll let you share!
(empty_personality, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:38, archived)

With the satin sheets hanging seductively over one side.
It makes me want to go back to bed and fwap, but I shan't.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:42, archived)

I didn't,
I woke up on a friend's sofa after helping her walk her boyfriend back 2 miles from the centre of town. We reckon his drink was spiked. The fact that she was in enough of a state to fall face first down the club's stairs and laugh, but still had to be partly responsible for looking after him, tells you a lot about the state he was in.

Edit: it just occured to me that it very easy could have been me in his position if only I'd given him the other glass instead (the one I had). Blimey.
( Malchick, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:43, archived)

You spiked it didn't you
so you could have your wicked way with him...

Filthy....just filthy...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:55, archived)

the most commonly used
date-rape drug is alcohol.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:57, archived)

This link has unlimited comic potential.

Edit: in all seriousness, though, that's awful. How was the poor guy in the morning?
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:59, archived)

slept
on a station bench . left it as i found it
(mitch, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:44, archived)

I haven't.

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:47, archived)

With sheets like fuckin' 'ardboard...

It's how they usually are...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:52, archived)

About an hour ago
happily
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:55, archived)

unmade as always
it helps prevent bed-bugs. and i'm incredibly lazy.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:56, archived)

woo ya and indeed hoouop la for
air conditioning in cars, it's just too hot out there
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:32, archived)

Move to Scotland
It's never too hot. Ever. *cries*
( Dekazer, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:35, archived)

you gonna come on the b3ta camping experience
?
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)

Unfortunately not
Was it the last weekend in August? I shall be in Krakow at a conference :(
( Dekazer, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:37, archived)

bah
:(
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:39, archived)

Is it not the weekend before?
20thish?
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:39, archived)

fri 26 th weekend
any good for you
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:55, archived)

will check the status of hols at work
and get back to you....

Hopefully I won't have to work BH Mon...
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:56, archived)

this is getting complicated
:(
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:57, archived)

Nah, I'm just being awkward.
In the middle of switching departments, and I don't know quite what requirements will be for BHs. But if I can take a long weekend then, I will!
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:00, archived)

I know
July and August are busy months for me - don't get a holiday till September now :(

You all well down in your neck of the woods?
( Dekazer, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:40, archived)

Is that when everyone turns into Dale Winton and Julian Clary?

(empty_personality, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:39, archived)

Opening the windows is exactly 313% better than air conditioning
Soft tops however, are 432897% better
Proven with SCIENCE
(Naughty Tortoise, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:35, archived)

Science the Great?

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)

AlL HAIL!

(Naughty Tortoise, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:37, archived)

10 cubic ft of Solid Air for just £1,000,000.
Bargain. Now can I have it all upfront and I'll deliver it next week.
(empty_personality, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:37, archived)

Solid Air you say?
Bargin you say?
Hmmm, I say
(Naughty Tortoise, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:39, archived)

Yes!
It's 100% fact.
(empty_personality, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:39, archived)

Well I have
a aircon from Homebase.
In my house.
And it's COOOOL
(empty_personality, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:35, archived)

Yo.
Anyone know how much cash Jadeviper raised yesterday for her sprog's birthday bash?
Is she in a jacuzzi as we speak, drinking Bollinger from a crystal flute with a five-grand-a-night giggolo?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:32, archived)

Most of us donated a fiver
so I wouldn't have thought so ;)
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:35, archived)

the amount is not important
we're all happy to help out a friend in need
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)

Yup. It was quite touching, actually.
I told Mrs. Tea about and she was most impressed.
I like this place. :)
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:37, archived)

Nice it's not arguments all the time
and I think it left us all feeling rather fluffy and warm...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:39, archived)

It does leave me feeling all warm inside quite often,
and it can't just be all the bumming...
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:41, archived)