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[challenge entry] Grrrr...


From the The World Cup challenge. See all 402 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:52, archived)
# On the subject of football
www.b3ta.com/links/Africa_Man

Oh dear Lord.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Not sure what you're trying to say here
Something about quite liking football?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:53, archived)
# "Football is spiffy".
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:53, archived)
# I don't watch telly and everytime I go out I'm far too drunk to care about football.
I'm immune.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:53, archived)
# We must harvest your blood to find the cure for football
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:54, archived)
# You want me to pee in your cup, you say?
I already fell over your curtains and pissed on your radiator, I'm sure I can pee in a cup too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# There you have it
in black on white
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Or the other way round....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)
# I hate TOABB more
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:54, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 7:59, archived)
# IT'S FOUR WEEKS
Once every TWO YEARS... and at least we had the decency not to qualify for the Euros last time, so it's been FOUR YEARS since this level of football-related malarky.

I really don't see a problem
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:54, archived)
# You're one of the Commie bastards, aintcha!?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Four years is too soon...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# oh shoosh you
some people would have nothing to talk about if they couldn't fucking moan about the things other people enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Hopefully it'll only be two weeks for England
And then everyone can STFU.
(I helped save b3ta! Craffty, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 11:15, archived)
# English people saying "asshole"
What's wrong with arsehole?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Thanks for sharing.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:55, archived)
# omg rly
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Okidoki

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# militarylife.com have an article up about the role of the military in dealing with football violence
mpo0.onodot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Stop beating about the bush, tell us what you really think...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:02, archived)
# I did consider suffering in silence...
...but I thought I should let it all out.

Better that, than pick up a gun and go shooting people! I mean, who would do a thing...oh yeah...sry.
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Go for it
I'm sure they'll be showing the matches in jail so you can bitch to all your new friends about it in there, too.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:08, archived)
# That's not the kind of bitching I'd get to do in jail
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)
# I didn't want to mention the rest of it
It might have put you off
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:13, archived)
[challenge entry] This image manipulation lark is easier than I thought


edit: added to compo, for some reason

2nd edit: I feel a bit guilty that people like this, when there's lots of genuinely funny stuff and this is just TOABB. It was a satire of something pointless, that has been rendered pointless itself by it's own popularity. Please stop liking this (or at the very least, try and keep it as the exact same popularity as the original message, so it makes sense in context on the compo page). Thanks
(Normski, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:38, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:41, archived)
# hahahaha
spot on!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:56, archived)
# haha
this should be on the popular page

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:11, archived)
# I like this too
More than the original.
(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:30, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:42, archived)
# I like this.
Very eloquantly put.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 19:04, archived)
# Well I have taken your second edit into account
And I clicked 'Like' purely on the basis of the font, and the good use of contrast in this picture. Is that ok?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:54, archived)
#
Artistic quality is not a big thing in b3ta. You don't need it to make a funny picture, and the snobs who whine about it are the cancer that's killing b3ta(tm). It's only relatively recently that the snobbery has appeared, and frankly that plus all the "edgy political comment" can go and fuck off, and I wish people would stick with kittens and fluffiness.

You responded to a TOAP, quickly, with a TOAP that satirised perfectly some whining bitter original poster had said - or at least it looked that way.

So while I normally find TOAPs aren't all that good, I thought yours was perfect. You seem to have captured the mood of a whole lot of people, myself included. Take some pride in a job well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 22:17, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 0:39, archived)
# Hit the nail on the head
Having 9 posts in 5 years post number 10 agrees with this
(DrBatman, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 23:02, archived)
# it's 'loathe'
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 12 Jun 2010, 0:16, archived)
# Clicked.
I feel for you brother. (or sister)
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 12 Jun 2010, 0:57, archived)
# I don't like eastenders.
thats why i don't watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Sat 12 Jun 2010, 23:13, archived)