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# Not done one of these for a while, maybe this will cheer the board up?


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(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 10:53, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Ha ha!
Quite pleased with my random quote on the board stats:
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:04, archived)
# I don't understand mine?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:06, archived)
# I'm shocked, 247 messages is all it takes to get top now?
Back in my day, it was me, sushi, wow, with over 1000 per week.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:12, archived)
# I remember when all these pages were fields.
Especially the fields on the pages.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:15, archived)
# I remember when all this server drive space were zeroes
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 12:34, archived)
# There were also 86,064 users who didn't post much...
That surprised me, an army of lurkers...
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:16, archived)
# A faceless, fingerless army that cannot or will not type.
I hear lurkers all have the clap. They got it from their hamsters. Unless they'd like to prove me wrong...?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:23, archived)
#
Actually it was my Gerbil :-)
(blankety blank chequebook and pen, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Yay!
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:54, archived)
# ^loving this username
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Very much this.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Now that is some quality lurking
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Pump up the jam
pump it up, while my help is ironing
Pump it up a little more whilst my butler's polishing.


Is this the kind of thing you want to see? No, clearly not.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Jan 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Nah
It was from a gerbil
(beubo Sluuuuuuurp . . . . . . . . . . . .Pop!, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 13:58, archived)
# This must be the Uber-lurk! :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 14:05, archived)
# :-o
I'll see y'all in another 7 years...
(beubo Sluuuuuuurp . . . . . . . . . . . .Pop!, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Ha ha!
I'll make sure I put the kettle on! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 14:20, archived)
# It's a bit pathetic isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:33, archived)
# the thousand a week? yeah it was a little.
now I draw things, I can't be arsed scanning and posting. Oh well.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:47, archived)
# I remember posting 800+ and not even getting on the leader board...
Happy Days
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:35, archived)
# My god! I knew the board was quiet these days but I'm in the top 30 with 35 mosts?
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:20, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/links/576282
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:22, archived)
# I know I haven't been posting much
But surely I wasn't posting that much:P

EDIT: Interesting the peak was around the same timne as the who Zoo/Nuts debarkle.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Wish I could mine all the data
But I'm too lazy to do it by hand to get a real idea of how the posting's going.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Saying that,
The carrot mini-meme sparked a fair rate of posting.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:52, archived)
# and I made the "thanks for participating" list with just 13 comments
(shouldn't that be "fewer" than 35 messages?)
Why is there no stats board for /links?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Hmmmmm
time for me to have a nice big glass of shut the fuck up I think.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 15:56, archived)
# And now, just like a steam train, she's got a tender behind
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Still would though
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:12, archived)
# it would be extremely tender after I finished with it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:12, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:16, archived)
#
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(herman:D, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:19, archived)
# This is the first one i made. hundred to go:D
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(herman:D, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:31, archived)
# 2nd one :D
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(herman:D, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:36, archived)
# love this one :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Hohoho!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Mmmm
she can straddle my carriage etc...

Whats with the Al Jazeeeeera esque logo?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:23, archived)
# It's my wobbly bloke icon

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Yay Wobbly Bloke TV
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Is that Holly Wobblybooby?
If so I approve of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha...

Also this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:37, archived)
# *spluffs*
That comment at the top is a little OTT wouldn't you agree?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:43, archived)
# which one:
I wish that was my banana!!!
MOM should of been called sex with Holly Willoughby, she used to dress up as a school girl, eating bananas, nip slip. Filthy. But i do love her
i would drink her period blood through my eye
did anyone else cum watching this

buggeration.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:51, archived)
# "She needs to be fucked seriously"
As opposed to jocularly, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 12:01, archived)
# I'd smell her womb.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Wha-, wur, wurrr, whaaarrrr, whoooo, *spluff*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:48, archived)
# up her chuff chuff chuff chuff chuff...woooooooooohooooooooooooooooo
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:52, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 12:17, archived)
# *engorges*
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 13:02, archived)
# *tissues*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Certainly cheered me up
...but needs more 'fuck off lord.craggle'
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 12:47, archived)
# "I would, if she'd let me, and the missus didn't mind.."
Excerpt from "Captain Howdy's Big Book of Bumper Wishes".
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 13:08, archived)
# She could ride my train anytime!!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 13:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 15:18, archived)
# :D
connected with elastic
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:05, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Off the rails....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:20, archived)