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# By popular demand and nagging...


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(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:20, archived)
# I'll be there!


*points to Huddersfield on a map*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:21, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOT!
It's the bash where I get to spend £40 on a cab instead of a train!

EDIT: I've never noticed Heather O'Rourke's tentacle legs before
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Or £15 on a room:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:28, archived)
# I likes my bed
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:30, archived)
# So do I
*sexes*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:31, archived)
# so £40 eh?
Coming from north London perchance

*counts pennies*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:32, archived)
# North east
with an east postcode
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:33, archived)
# acne?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Thankfully not
I don't udnerstand why it's so expensive to live there when it's a such a shit hole.
It doesn't even have a tube station
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:35, archived)
# ah
the acne marches.
That's what's stopping it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:37, archived)
# poor excuse
considering they can tunnel under the sea...
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:39, archived)
# But not under dead yardies and shopping trollies:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:41, archived)
# a simple A frame hoist and an angle grinder
simples.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:42, archived)
# I live in Hackney right near Victoria Park
There's a great sense of community with lots of good pubs and restaurants. Indeed the largest Vietnamese community in London makes for fantastic food outlets.
Transport links are fine. I can be in Oxford Circus in 30 mins or Camden in 15 and at work in Greenwich in 40.
Or an hour's stroll along the canal to either Tower Bridge or Angel.
/End travel-blog.
Stick that up your East 17.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:03, archived)
# 20 mins to Oxford Circus
Apologies for calling it a shit hole when a lovely shiny star such as yourself lives there.

I meant Dalston
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:05, archived)
# So very much this ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Sorry mate.
I can't understand your accent:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Thass cos I'm bloody Welsh innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Sorry that sounded Indian.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:19, archived)
# coolio
Me north bordering north east.

*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:37, archived)
# It's a date!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:42, archived)
# *makes embarrassing meow type actions*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Me too!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Crouch End Massive
reprazent!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Are you anywhere near the High St?
Good little Turkish-ish caff overlooking Rectory(?) Gardens called Olive.
Big portions!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:34, archived)
# that's my birthday!!
I'd like to come along.

I've never been to a b3ta bash before.... :)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:25, archived)
# It'd be lovely to have ya:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Woo!
As a newbie, how will I know anyone - do I need to wear a badge?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Naaaa
It's more fun to chat to someone for an hour and then finally discovering who they are:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Excellent.
Though as I have fire engine red hair, I'll be easy to spot.

That and the hump.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Just wear a badge saying
'rob':P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Haha, like poor amoebaboy last time
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Hehehe
Everyone should wear a badge saying rob:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:38, archived)
# hahahaha
might start practicing right now.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Best bet
is go to the group of people NOT talking about football

or fighting
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:30, archived)
# *orgasms*
*smokes*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:33, archived)
# no, I just spilt my drink
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:34, archived)
# It's from Vulva
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Pudding!
how delightful...



finished
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Will there be small children?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:25, archived)
# There's not normally food
but maybe if you stay at his gaff
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:27, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:31, archived)
# They told me this year they'd have to charge for the venue if we didn't spend £300 in booze.
I had to stiffle a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:36, archived)
# So everyone has to buy half a pint, then?
I think we can manage that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Hey!
Iiii'd lurve a babysham!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Holy fuck
I'd forgotten about that

I'll be there in a jiffy

or some other sort of condom

[edit]haha, is that Jamnog?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Yes it is:D
Was orginally going to go with this:

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:27, archived)
# *dilutes message*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:48, archived)
# After I posted that image
I suddenly realised how funny it looks if you imagine that's her bum!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Pretty deformed bum!
I like what someone said up there about tentacle legs, I can see that more than FIVE YEAR OLD BUMCHEEKS. *on register*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:54, archived)
# What a disturbing image

...and now I really must get some work done.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:55, archived)
# That's boarderline
You know what happened when you last goosed an infant:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Cilliated bum.
The ultimate form of locomotion.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:57, archived)
# She's got tentacles!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Hehehe
He's actually standing in the first one!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Don't forget to clear a space.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Garden is going to look fantastic this year.
I'll have to order in Drunk Jenga.

EDIT: The first self69 in recorded history.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:44, archived)
# You don't remember 4dam's lemon party?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:12, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:31, archived)
# That's excellent I keep seeing something different
and I can't stop laughing
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:52, archived)
# I'll do my best,
but shit hitting fans has left me not knowing where I'll be :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:29, archived)
# I'll put aside a double just incase you and the mrs want to come along.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:31, archived)
# I'll have to change my underpants...
...whether I need to or not
*resets annual reminder to 28th May*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Did no one tell you?
2011 is the year of going commando!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Do you really expect me
to wear my Arnie boxers?
da choppa would get cold
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Nooo it wouldn't
There's a nice little cigar cover that comes with them to keep lil Puro warm!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:38, archived)
# I'm sure it'll kick arse.
Enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:32, archived)
# I'd love to attend
but wont make any empty promises.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Make half full ones instead!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Oooo...
Will the little girl with the fluffy pants be going?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:45, archived)
# I YAM TOTALLY THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:46, archived)
# OK.
I'll sort out a wet weather plan:P

EDIT: Four people in the first half hour. At this rate it'll be about 22000 people! *calls the O2 Arena*
'Oi! O2. We paid for you. Gizzuz your 28th May.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Yay!
I'm going to go and buy a diary just so I can check it.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:20, archived)
# This makes me miss you all
that is all I wanted to say... le grind calleth...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:08, archived)