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(version, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:31, archived)
# I'm stupid..
what is this?
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:35, archived)
# a total ris here


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:43, archived)
# Is this an American thing?
you may need a description, like who Geico are, although Google says car insurance?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:37, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=APwfZYO1di4
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:40, archived)
# jackwagon
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:42, archived)
# well
Ik you Brits have a dry taste in hum-our so i figured this one would be great.,
(version, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)
# "You Brits"?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)
# RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:03, archived)
# umm, 'redcoats'? :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)
# All of Europe is Britian, Stephan :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Eh?
Edit: Is 'Ik' a word; You know, like a word that people *use*?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)
#
I think it's 'Ick' as in 'Ick you Brits have a dry taste in hum'.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:14, archived)
# That's pretty much where I was headed with that...
Good call, guv'nor ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)
# I assumed an abbreviation of
"I know" as IDK is I don't know.

I could be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Xenophobe
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Hi version, and welcome to b3ta.
Where do you live?
And is English your second language?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)
# evidently
*raises eyebrow*
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)
# It's funny how you can immediately spot those newbies who won't be around in a couple of weeks
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
# still using those slow hitmen, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:18, archived)
# They're a lot cheaper and better for the environment
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Same thing was said about me 4 years ago
who's laughing now fuckers :P
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:26, archived)
# 4 years?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)
# it's a little over but yeah about that
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:40, archived)
# A little over?
Profile for Paul_P:

a member for 1 year, 10 months and 7 days
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)
# Second profile
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)
# troll-file
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Absolutely noone.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
# I need to have a spectacular flounce at some point
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Another one? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:42, archived)
# FYI
Geico doesn't do business or advertise outside the USA. Besides USians, only Canadians and maybe some Mexicans are going to understand what you're going for here.
Which is fine. Ignore the pricks.
(Rogue Sausage, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Dry, British humour?
Based on American cultural references?
Yep, that'll work.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
# *tilts head*
*squints*
*scratches head*

Hello, version.
I have no idea what this means, but welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:39, archived)
# morning chap, I will draw you a picture, what do you want it to be of
(it may not be very good)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:42, archived)
# I fucking love Wednesdays!
Can I please, maybe, perhaps have a Miracleman vs Kid Miracleman?
Or an 11th Doctor in a fez?
Or Hulk kicking the shit out of Superman?
Strontium Dog's nice.
I also like Nemesis.
Hey, what about a Corinthian?
Those Psychoville characters are pretty great.

This could easily go on, forever.

I'll gladly accept anything you choose to create, sir.
And I'll only love you all the more for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:54, archived)
# fuck fez's Doctor Who is wrong and I'm pretty sure offensive when worn in the wrong context
ooooooh I'll have to do Psychoville properly, for now I'll do you a quick number 3
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)
# *rubs hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:08, archived)
# Morning Howdy
How about you draw a picture of Napoleon Boneaparte trying to climb onto a Horse on a Carousel?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)
# Mornin', Freebs.
Nah. Today is not a day for drawing.
Got a ceiling to paint, later, and that's about as arty as it gets, today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:32, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:20, archived)
# haha - that's ace
poor Implied Superman
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)
# Hulk's package is tiny...
possibly the cause of his rage?
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:23, archived)
# winky shrinkage is the most common reason for musclebound rage
just look at any photo of a body builder
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:28, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)
# So be fair, it's as wide as his leg
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)
# he could have a big cock
by normal standards, but the fact that he is 9ft + tall means it is all out of proportion.

like myself, were i an umpa lumpa i would be hung like donkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)
# One too many HULK SMASHes

amiright?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:06, archived)
# That showed him!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:23, archived)
# Mwah!
*loves*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)
# \o/
Pink Panther FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:56, archived)
# ^
:D
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha this is fucking awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:38, archived)
# ooh, Nemesis!
Nemesis and Torquemada having a nice cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Be pure, be vigilant, be having another scone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Wednesday is no refuge from impure bourbons.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)
# Something involving a penguin with a top hat fez.
Preferably something violent (by or to the penguin, I don't mind).
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Alas, no fez attachment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)
# I say! What a dapper chap!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Well while we figure this out...
there's a million $ prize to anyone solving this equation:

P = NP?

C'mon B3ta, pull together. We can be millionares. (I take 51%)
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:43, archived)
# perhaps if you gave it in context we could do it quicker?
it's ok, found what you're on about en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P_versus_NP_problem
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:45, archived)
# well...
If a computer can verify soloutions to a problem then can the soloutions be computed quickly?

P= Problems
NP=Complete

Pull yer finger out Toast and stop faffing.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:49, archived)
# N=1.
Where do I collect the money?


(Seriously: I have a very strong intuition that N=/= NP, but I'm buggered if I can express it mathematically. However, were I able to formulate a proof in prose form - and if I could prove it at all, it would be in prose - would that count?
(I'm not claiming that I can prove it; but would a few paragraphs of closely-worded prose suffice?)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:49, archived)
# see Toast's linky above...
apparently there's 7 unsolved mathmatical problems and you could earn $7,000, 000 if you can solve them all. It's being given away by the Millennium Prize Problems.

It's like a shitty Zack Snyder film for mathematicians:

'In a World of 7 insolvable problems....'
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:55, archived)
# you say 'a' shitty Zack Snyder film...
Has he made one that isn't?
/actually, thinking about, it, he has. The Dawn of the Dead reworking was quite enjoyable
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:08, archived)
# "Watchmen" was a pretty good attempt, even if the giant space squid never got a look in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:10, archived)
# watchmen was overblown, self indulgent toss
Snyder has a habit of making 2 hour long Pop Videos
/recently suffered 'Sucker Punch'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:12, archived)
# The transition from page to screen will never be equalled.
It's a moving comic, and a pretty exact replica of its original visual source.
The film itself comes apart by being far too slavish in its devotion, and is guilty of some of the clunkiest musical inserts, ever.
The fact it ever got made at all, and that it came out with an 18 rating, is a feat that nobody before Zack Snyder was able to achieve.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)
# It is utterly fantastic
as long as you switch off before the FUCKING STUPID CHANGE at the end

I don't get it, they spent a fucking fortune on the film and made even more back, why the fuckety fucking fuck did they change it

fucking idiots
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Needed more giant space squid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)
# Perhaps...
...because a giant psychic squid was a bit off the mainstream (And lets be honest, the novel is fecking brilliant until the last 2 chapters when it suddenly goes a bit batshit mental (with the giant psychic squid))

Although I do think they somewhat missed the point by changing it.
(El Burro, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)
# Any less mainstream that a 50ft blue man with a 7ft penis?
The whole aspect of the space squid storyline was to highlight the fact that, (because it was so outrageous a plan), nobody would ever suspect it was anything less than a genuine attack by a monster from another dimension.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)
# Just another day in Camden...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:58, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)
# No it wasn't.
The whole point was that the entire story is a deconstruction of comic books themselves. It starts with the up-to-date (for the time) angsty story-telling, goes back through detective investigation, invincible super-powers, nuclear paranoia, and ends up with early Lovecraftian horror illustrations. The film ending makes a lot more sense, and actually gave you something to watch if you knew the book.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Yes...
...but its still fairly retarded. And I suspect that the general populace would have less trouble with a giant blue man who can control physics than a giant psychic squid.

But I do agree about the attack needing to be like it was in the novel - it changes Manhattan's departure from being voluntary to being exiled, thereby changing a positive ending into a negative one, which is something of a shame.
(El Burro, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)
# I think we should settle this
by asking happytoast to draw a giant psychic squid battling a 50ft blue man with a 7ft penis. Only solution.
(El Burro, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Zack Snyder buttfucking Alan Moore would be more apt
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)
# True Enough
I saw Alan Moore at a science / standup gig. He was quite odd...
(El Burro, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:18, archived)
# I don't speak as a previous reader of the Comic,
I hadn't read it before watching the movie.
It was just so... Dull. A whole lotta 'style' over substance.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)
# You can probably pick up the graphic novel for £10-15 on eBay.
Don't let the film put you off - it's on Time's '100 Greatest Novels of All Time' list for good reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)
# I have read it since, I should add
it was a more rounded story, and enjoyable enough hokum
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Ever tried 'The Sandman'?
Another worthy addition to anyone's bookshelves.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)
# it's on the bookshelf, funnily enough
yet to be read though :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)
# man, I don't know how any self respecting Watchman fan can like that film after the utterly broken ending
IT WOULDN'T WORK, IT HAD TO BE A COMPLETE UNKNOWN

It's a fucking insult how stupid the changed ending is

Gah! I will punch Snyder in the face if I ever meet him for that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)
# Legend of the Guardians
Owls of the Ga'ahool.

i thought that was a great kids movies.

here's hoping he doesn't arse rape superman.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)
# *makes an old joke featuring the Invisible Man and Wonder Woman*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)
# saw that the other day
some very nice renderings going on
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:23, archived)
# I'm interested to know what your intuition is.
From time to time I like to bang my head against the P=NP question.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)
# At the moment,
it's nothing more than a gut feeling that P=/=NP. I can't go further than that...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Oh well, fair enough :)
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:51, archived)
# {−2, −3, 15, 14, 7, −10}
The answer is 0
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:55, archived)
# show your workings...
and stop picking your nose.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:56, archived)
# they are my workings :O
nose arse
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:58, archived)
# Once maths becomes letters I tend to zone out.
My answer would be another question: Does it really matter if we've come this far without it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)
# This makes no sense
So heres a couple more pics from my bunker discovery yesterday



(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:53, archived)
# Top one's pretty lush.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:55, archived)
# :)
Full report on the site is on Derelict places
www.derelictplaces.co.uk/main/showthread.php?t=19298
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:57, archived)
# cool
you got escorted off the land - was it signposted private property?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)
# nope there wasn't even a real fence
*Tin foil hats at the ready*
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)
# Thanks for that link.
It's sparked an interest in something I never knew I had!
Oh and your photos are rather special. Some crackers in there.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:32, archived)
# There's something about walking about a derelict property where by you can feel and touch the history of it
and finding the bunkers was a bit of an adrenalin rush.

DP is a top site for the pics and a lot of the links tell you about the building as well
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Just registered.
Having a look around a few places near me.
Amazing!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)
# i thought it was a
fox poo at first.

*stands closer to terminal interface
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:48, archived)
# i'm looking for a place where i can buy cut price footwear, like nike, addidas, rebok, etc...
if only i could find such a place.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:12, archived)
# I'm looking for somewhere that sells cheap sofas
I wonder if anywhere has a sale on?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:21, archived)
# A boat
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:40, archived)
# yabba dabba doo
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)
# BINS LADDEN WIV DA ANGLEFISH NOW XXXX
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Ha! ha!
wait are there salt water Angelfish? Googles...
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)
# There are! ha! ha!
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)
# As a part-time caveman, I find this offensive
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)
# not to mention your job as Bin Laden impersonator.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)
# It's not so much a job as a way of life
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:00, archived)
# My
great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather was a caveman you insensitive bastard.
(TitanLX, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of....of....
What is going on here?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)
# It's time for a coffee break
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
# I'll get 'em in.
What are you having? Flat white, or the usual?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Flaccid black
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Ewwwww....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:52, archived)