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# Newsletter subject line compo
please type a funny
nothing rhymes with funny but it does but I don't care
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:56, archived)
#
End of the world for the News Of The World
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:57, archived)
# PROFESSOR HAWKIN'S FARTY CUSHION
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:58, archived)
# news of the world memorial edition
or 'Brought to you without the aid of phone tapping'
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:58, archived)
# B3ta is shutting down and will be renamed the CDC meme factory
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:58, archived)
# A 486 procesor walks in to a bar
Wait, haven't we done this already?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Funny rhymes with tummy
And that's all you get this week.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Even after Richard Branson we've still got more advertising than the News of the World.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:00, archived)
# murdoch buys B3ta and covers it in hairy squirrel tits
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:01, archived)
# here ya go

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:16, archived)
# O.O;;
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:16, archived)
# In Soviet Russia etc...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:17, archived)
# ha ha
but Nuts or Zoo magazine, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Is there something I have previously adblocked here
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Not a yiffer, I take it
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:27, archived)
# yiff yiff grrr meeow!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:32, archived)
# I've unblocked it now
I have no idea why I would have blocked that!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:44, archived)
# I may have done a pea in a new thread, mea culpa
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:49, archived)
# *drops monocle*
0_0
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Oh I say! That a jolly well developed squirrel.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:39, archived)
# i do find this fox kinda sexy though
i must be so oddball'ish
(Sherbs, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:36, archived)
# THIS IS THE FINAL ISSUE. READ NEXT WEEK'S NEWSLETTER FOR MORE DETAILS.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:01, archived)
# ^ this to win
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:12, archived)
# YUP
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:16, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:22, archived)
# NEW WIDE FLESHLIGHT RELEASED, PUNTERS GIVE IT 8 THUMBS UP
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:02, archived)
# ew...
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:03, archived)
# :3
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Leave a message and we'll find out what you said in the NOTW on Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Handmade Venetian masks for sale at clayed.blogspot.com
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:03, archived)
# hahahaha
*orders*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:04, archived)
# ;)
every bloody week I do this. he's going to crack eventually, I can feel it
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:10, archived)
# DON'T BOTHER CHECKING YOUR MAILBOXES, WE GOT THERE FIRST
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:03, archived)
# This FTW!
gwan gwan gwan gwan
(SimianKid internet faffer, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:31, archived)
# NOTW with da angles 4eva in our harts
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:03, archived)
# This
^^^

(although "wiv" shurely?)

(NINJA-EDIT and "are harts")
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:05, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:05, archived)
# B3ta is fwapping in Wapping.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:06, archived)
# FOREVA IN R HARTZ N ANSAFONES
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Live from the city of Byte's wonderful theme park "8 Flags"
A 486 powered Windows 98 First Edition PC: More Integrity than the News of the World
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:08, archived)
# THE RECCOMMENDED DAILY ALLOWANCE OF SQUIRREL TITS
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:08, archived)
# THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH!... For only 50p this Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:08, archived)
# OK Premiership Footballers... You can start shagging again from Monday
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Rebekah Brooks is fired, goes mad and starts obsessively piling up beanbags.
Headline reads - Sacked Hack Hack Stacks Hacky Sacks.

- wait, that's too long isn't it? Oh well, I tried.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Free Elton John Charity .mp3 inside: 'Scandals in the Bin'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:10, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Dandy lying and Murdoch
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:11, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:14, archived)
# winner
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:25, archived)
# genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Telegraph Reader?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:55, archived)
# B3ta news: run by a ginger, boycotted by all major advertisers
but still in business.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:11, archived)
# that's the one for me!
despite teh newsletter already being out.....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:30, archived)
# TAKEN UP THE OXO TOWER BY MURDOCH SINCE 2001
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:11, archived)
# NOW THE ONLY PLACE TO FIND OUT ABOUT CHERYL AND ASHLEY'S RECONCILIATION
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Cum on Rebekka
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:13, archived)
# NOTW: Goodnight Englands sweet Prose.
(Alexander The Great, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:15, archived)
# We've already checked your mailbox and you haven't received this one yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:16, archived)
# You'll now have to hide your porn in the Sunday Sport instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Bunny, Honey, Money, Sunny, Runny, Gunny, Punny.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Gah.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:20, archived)
# That doesn't rhyme with Funny?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Brought to you by the Nation's favourite Red Top since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:17, archived)
# For people who want a The On Sunday Sun
If only there was a way to abbreviate that.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Quick! Read it before the News of the World delete it from your inbox!!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Runny
Money
Honey
Bunny
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:19, archived)
# In times of credibility crisis
don't look here.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Hack To The Future
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Getting away with deleting calls from Shannon Matthew's mobile phone
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:29, archived)
#
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:47, archived)