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[challenge entry] Jaaaamieeee! Dirty boy
Sharpie & poor impulse control =

From the Naughty Shop Challenge challenge. See all 219 entries (open)

(Drew Badly Fiction section, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:20, archived)
# what was it before you edited it? Crispy bullock? Mmmmmm
You can tell im no monger of fish. Ive never heard of a pollock!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:25, archived)
# 3 crispy bollock fishcakes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:26, archived)
# 2 crispy bollock pishcakes
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:28, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:13, archived)
# *gags*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Office LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Cod
...and frozen stuff is a fucker to write on
(Drew Badly Fiction section, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:27, archived)
# shyeah roight
no sharpie based font matching algorithm is that good!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Rumbled!
Pollocks!

www.youngsseafood.co.uk/web/product_info.asp?trg=ff&id=134

.
(Drew Badly Fiction section, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:36, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:38, archived)
#
I've seen them hosting Masterchef.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:40, archived)
# bandwagon

(men boles Benea, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:40, archived)
# complete with 'die you dick' style JPG degradation
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:47, archived)
#
(men boles Benea, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Is that
Richard Hammond?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:50, archived)
# if it was
I dont think i'd be going to hell as much...
(men boles Benea, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:33, archived)
# ahhahaha!
fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Bwhahahahah
Ahahahaha

My girlfriend doesnt like it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 18:53, archived)
# holy fuck
massive lolz!!
(I helped save b3ta! kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:54, archived)
# aye....
This is one that would NEVER see the front page!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:46, archived)
# I find references to flids, spazz and mongs very offensive
Hang on.............
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:48, archived)
# hahahha
best lunchbreak ever
(men boles Benea, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:48, archived)
# 2
of them
(men boles Benea, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:51, archived)
# such good value
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:01, archived)
# I love b3ta - only on here could something like this ever happen
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Any excuse for FUCK these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:55, archived)
# hahaha
God, i love freebase, and the word FUCK which somehow got afilliated with him
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Freebase is one of those timeless classics.
Aged well like the highest quality bourbon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:58, archived)
# shame they deleted the source pics of the rowing
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Aww they did?! D:
I guess they must have twigged we've been taking the piss out of Freebase Man for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:03, archived)
# still won't stop us, and the unaltered pic is still in the original psp file I turned into Freebase
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:08, archived)
# ^ would
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Do you still have the other pics that people sometimes use, by any chance?
(Also Flanbase?)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)
# that's the only source pic I have unfortunately
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Pity
Someone else must have the others though. Everytime I see any of the others cropping up I think I'll ask, then we can set up a little website of B3ta sources. I could call it b3takit!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Now that'd be something. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Search - Petranek fitness jonesy
and look who is here...
youtu.be/_oJK1k8YR4g

and here:
youtu.be/9K3TSiYHz28
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)
# he looks a bit like a beefed up Tony Shalhoub when he's not gurning
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)
# It's so strange to see Freebase in live action.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:44, archived)
# oh fantastic :)
he sounds rather different from the freebase in my mind

i think i prefer my version
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
# For some weird reason, I'd imagine him to sound like Meowth from the Pokemon cartoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
# I imagined a lot more grunting
Kind of like Stig of the Dump.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Yup I know what you mean
seeing him sort of ruins the mystique - sorry
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)
# ah but the joy is that we can keep our mystique
and occasionally send him links to the greatest freebase pictures
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)
# It's strange,
Even though I know that's the original photo, He still looks photoshopped on.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:37, archived)
# ^ This
I thought the same when I first saw it. It is a truly astonishing other worldly face
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:00, archived)
# hahahahahahah
i need to sit down
(men boles Benea, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:57, archived)
#

(masterpimpofdoom, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)
# what the no fucked jesusing fuck faced double jesusing fuck?!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:13, archived)
#
Is there not enough fuck?
(masterpimpofdoom, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)
# no
what discomeats *meant* to say was "what the fucking no fucked jesusing fuck faced double fucking jesusing fuck?!" but he missed out two "fuckings". NOT ENOUGH FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:35, archived)
#

(masterpimpofdoom, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:45, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Fuck?

(masterpimpofdoom, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:02, archived)
#

(masterpimpofdoom, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:16, archived)
# *drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Had to.....
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Bollocky biscuit base
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Dash of cream LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)
# 2 Sandra Bullocks
you've never heard of pollock?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Hmmm
Should've changed it to One Massive Cock
(Drew Badly Fiction section, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Haha
Prick with a fork!:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:02, archived)
# I LITERALLY hate you!
Honestly!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:05, archived)
# *forks*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Jamie Oliver sausages
Prick with a fork


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:18, archived)
# It was Ainsley though:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:19, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:08, archived)
# hahahahaha
oh and

(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Shovels are the new frying pan

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)
# brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:02, archived)
# I've been waiting to use this...
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
It's funny because he has an Ox's tongue!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Mmmm ox tongue
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Mmmm crispy ox tongue
(Drew Badly Fiction section, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Is that the fabled, ever repeating lady trump?
*Edit* Bollocks, I think something went wrong with my browser, all I saw was the first few frames with the skirt twitching!
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Just cos it was in my head - I do apologise
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:51, archived)
# :)
Pea from '08
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Three years ahead of the curve!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)