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# Fraser still away
what do you want for an image challenge then?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)
# Halloween costumes could be fun
"Halloween Costumes
A bit of a change of pace this time around; make or Photoshop a Halloween costume. Bonus points for WTF-ness."
(courtesy of Bourbon Fox)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:21, archived)
# I wonder if this should be left until next week though...
We'll let the public decide.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Yer you're right... didn't realise it wasn't untill next week befor I chipped in....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:44, archived)
# Costumes yay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Cact-FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)
# the teletubby nobody loved
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Nobody but Jeremy Paxman that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)
#
(Fly Projector, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)
# OPEN YOUR MIIIIIIIND....
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)
# I want this kind of fall fashion joke
to be the next compo
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)
# not sure why I have this pictuce
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Just a one word challange of halloween might be better.....
I know it's been done, but offers more scope than costumes, and people won't stick to just costumes anyway.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)
# rocket-powered monkeys
or failing that, nuns in unusual situations
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Rocket powered nuns in unusual monkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Rocket-powered Smash Monkeys dressed as nuns
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# this has potential
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)
# I vote nun!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Second to nun!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Nun of the above
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Batman
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:21, archived)
# BATFUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:39, archived)
# I want that jacket.
I don't care if I'm a guy, I WANT THAT JACKET.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Here you go
www.evilmadscientist.com/article.php/UmbrellaBatCostume
(I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Nicely :D I guess if my current project falls through, I'll go as Literalbatman.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Oh cool...now Flan can make one.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Fuck :)
(herman:D, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:05, archived)
# pffft
I wanna see christian bale in that
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)
# put up a photo of Fraser
and have us photoshop it. I'm sure he'll appreciate it when he gets back ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)
# Haha! That's quite a good idea :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)
# he would blink a bit
then go back to working on his job
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)
# How about "What is Fraser doing on his holidays?"
as a compo subject, that is
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)
# that's a bingo!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)
# My imagination runs to either hostage situations
or Hula girls and steel guitars
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Hillbillies, banjos, moonshine and bumming.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Bindun
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Looney Politics
These days some of the ideas mainstream politicians come up with are so mad that it's hard for the Official Monster Raving Looney Party to complete. Give them some ideas to freshen up their manifesto.

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)
# I was amused by the MRLP plan to not join the Euro but ask Europe to join the pound
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:27, archived)
# They were the only party whose policies actually made sense
I miss Lord Sutch.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Hmm, dunno


How about something involving cyborgs and cybernetic enhancements? I like cyborgs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:30, archived)
# I remember that day
I didn't prepare anything useful to say but I did apparently do an amusing looking shrug.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# I believe that Ms. Spears is still working for the Yankee dollar
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:40, archived)
# you look good with those jessica rabbit tits, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Yay for German army shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:40, archived)
# "German army " shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:46, archived)
# I know there is more than one.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:04, archived)
# "German army" in quotations suggests that it's a fake German army shirt.
*canned laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Hmmm it does look rather new I suppose.
They used to be cheap.

/all fields around here etc.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:31, archived)
# fatigues
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)
# pedantic military person
(:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Badgers
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:31, archived)
# WHAT ABOUT MY LOZENGES?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:32, archived)
# PHOTOSHOP THE FAQ
This would be a great way to get everyone to read them so we don't get noobs posting new threads without pictures in.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Oooh interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)
# draw a cock
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:33, archived)
# HOW MANY HAIRS PER BALL?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Woah woah steady on, cowboy!
NATO standard agreement states it should be 3 hairs per ball!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)
# sorry lads :(
must try harder
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Don't sweat it, I'll say I was looking the other way :)
I wonder if we will ever get a challenge like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Glans Vader!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Haha, I was thinking that too.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:47, archived)
# haha "the force is strong in this un"
ce skin
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Abortion.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# What's Jesus gonna do
to this lot of blasphemers?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# A WORLD WITHOUT STAR WARS
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)
# ...and chaos ensued.
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# unusual uses for cream cakes
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Passages from the koran reinterpreted for comic effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Make hospitals a happier, scarier or more amusing place to be.
Doctors with chain saws, kittens doing ward rounds, ladyboy nurses, or just design some cubicle curtains (if you're an arty type)

Whatever you like, just if b3ta ran and designed hospitals.

Think of it, shop it, post it
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)
# I like this idea
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)
# FAT CATS!



SoURCE
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Halloween MONSTER TRUCKS!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:40, archived)
# YaY
(herman:D, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Something about clowns taking over the world
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:40, archived)
# John Wayne Gacy as a zombie
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:44, archived)
# NO FUCKING CLOWNS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)
# The hidden side of things.
Or perhaps 'Guilty Secrets'.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:42, archived)
# QOTW >
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Ooo bitchy, /TALK >
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Or
people with dead pig heads.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:42, archived)
# hamstercows
(herman:D, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)
# ^
This
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Oh not again!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:13, archived)
# .
Recreate things with bodyparts
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:44, archived)
# hahah
I do a great trouser pocket elephant
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Ooh! This!!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Cover versions you'd like to see
I shot the Sheriff by Raul Moat, or, Nightswimming by Michael Barrymore, or, It's raining men by Dr Liam Fox and Adam Werrity.....ect
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)
# You ?
(herman:D, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Ha ha...on the flipside:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Real Life Cartoons 2: The Quackoning!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Alternative Punchlines
Take famous comedy moments and try and come up with a better punchline.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)
# "shop something that has never bindun before"
how hard can it be?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)
# album covers
invent a group and design their album cover(s) (or alter existing ones)?
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)
# COLOUR IN THE LIZARD
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)
# This weeks news in computer games.
Take any story from the news and turn it into a fun game.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Gadaffi Duck Hunt
I betcha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Paul Daniels
(herman:D, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)
# EW, NO
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Arcade games from the 1950s
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:05, archived)
# hahah this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Nice idea.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)
# How about - Headswaps, webcomics and cutout filter "vectors"
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Chipmunks
(herman:D, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)
# In the mix :)
(herman:D, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Hahahaha, reminds me of Koop from Human Traffic for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:31, archived)
# \o/ 'cutes'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:32, archived)
# More owl DJ antics

(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:46, archived)
# DJ animals would be a good compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)
# emo manga tentical rape porn
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)
# halloween
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)
# hahaha this is great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Dogs :)

(herman:D, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:13, archived)
#
(herman:D, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Eat my fist!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Ahahaha wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)
# this cat has one stiff jab
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Your dog's got funny eyes. Perhaps he needs a trip to the vet...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Oh Dear
{;-)

T.Cooper
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)
# something with
russians
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Offend a powerful and rich person/organisation.
First one to get Rob sued wins.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Bindun......"the artist formally known as Prince"'s tattoo
Rob sued B3ta shut down
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Ah, I remember now.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Celebrity shops
Funny names, interesting items.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Is that shops as in photoshop, or shop as in emporium?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)
# emporium
but 'shopping of the celebs is permitted.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:56, archived)
# The Sex lives of inanimate objects.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)
# History Fail.
How would the world be if The Wright Brothers completely failed at flying, or Columbus didn't make it to the Americas, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)