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# I very much doubt this will result in anything 'sexy'......

EDIT: Oh, FFS, it's ME! Of course it's NSFW.
*looks down* Oh, god.....This is gonna look like some kind of coordinated attack on B3TA!!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:16, archived)
# :O
なんたる偶然！
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:16, archived)
# I know!
He spelled "effect" with too many e's! What a bastard!

::Edit:: *clicks on image* FUCKING FUCK OF THE DEEPEST HELLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:32, archived)
#
THEY ARE IDENTIFIED AS THE FRESH AND THEY REALISE THINGS FACILISTAS, BUT IT IS WORTH GUEVO,
DO NOT TAKE SUITCASE TO THEM.

AND THE WORSE THING OF EVERYTHING GOES TO THEM WELL AND THEY ARE NOT GOING TO CHANGE.
AND THEY ARE ALREADY KNOWN BY ALL IN THE UNIVERSITY, UNTIL RECOGNIZE THEM TO THE PROFESSORS.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:36, archived)
# *clicks on image*
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Oh christ I hadn't clicked on the image.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:39, archived)
# I was just going to make a gif where it fired and they grew HILARIOUS breasts.
Then I clicked and it didn't seem quite so funny.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:46, archived)
# E-E-F-E-C-T
A smooth operator, operator correct him
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:23, archived)
# admire please my drawings
ピカリリすねパッド
(Uosnugarugom, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Oh God now what?!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(Fly Projector, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:51, archived)
#
youtu.be/kqxXqQL-NYM
(Fly Projector, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Ha ha! You really know how to discourage your stalkers, don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:20, archived)
# stalker?
Can I eat it? :3
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Yes
but it needs peeled first.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:29, archived)
# then must it milk
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:33, archived)
# YOU ARE A NONSENSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:33, archived)
# You Falkirk go to?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Wasps? No!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Paddington with a black eye, comedy breasts and a can of Monkey Beer?
Now that's Christmas!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:40, archived)
# It was meant to be Orinoco from the Wombles, but I'll accept Paddy Bear too! XD
but I'll accept Paddy Bear too! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha
either/or Foxy, either/or
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:46, archived)
# That's not Paddington with a black eye, comedy breasts and a can of Monkey Beer...
...it's Orinoco the womble with a black eye, comedy breasts and a can of Monkey Beer
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:46, archived)
# I now see the error of my ways
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Ah, I see my public service message was surplus to requirements
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:51, archived)
# It's ok, there there
*touches*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:43, archived)
# one more thing..
tit lasers destroying michael ellis
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:59, archived)
# hahaha YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:01, archived)
# It is a comfort to know you live
a very very long way away, you crazy lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Speaking for us all.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Not gonna to click.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Only 20%
Bless your predictable naming conventions, JJ.
(Lunar Tick A pest in this space, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:22, archived)
# I just clicked on the image
far less secret-squirrel...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Imagine the mayhem if the ray had been set to more than 20%!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:45, archived)
# wow... well
this is a coincidence
(likeajackhammer, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Lucky you remembered to switch accounts!

Edit/ I just clicked on the fucking thing, more fool me.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:29, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:39, archived)
# >_<
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Me too, could have done with a NSFW tag.
As a rule, management don't really go for fucked-up furry wet dream comic porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Very much this
Especially as it tooke me several seconds to close it as I was very much agog!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:44, archived)
# To be fair, I think you have asked him to draw this on more than one occasion,
although with more cysts and amputations.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:51, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6773852
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Ha ha!
I think you've broken him, Waspy. Ask for something else and see what happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:00, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10638796
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:22, archived)
# I agree about the NSFW tag/warning
image doesn't bother me at all though; I think JJ's stuff is more ridiculous / humourous than sinister / creepy
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:52, archived)
# It's a fine line.
This is the first thing he's done where I thought he might have crossed it. Still, if other people like it, that's up to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:59, archived)
# the third panel in isolation would definitely be (not-kiddie) toon/comic-porn
but I think JJ has framed it in a you're-supposed-to-laugh-at-this way instead of a you're-supposed-get-off-on-this way

(obviously, some people will get off on it regardless of JJ's intentions)
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Hmmmm. On the one hand he's dismissing the furries, at the same time giving them exactly what they want.
I foresee trouble in this approach.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:49, archived)
# i love corrupted sex-obsessed small horses
they're my friends
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:29, archived)
# best of all the corrupted sex-obssessed small animals
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:49, archived)
# indeed
although porcupine porn is deeply moving, very tender and fucking hysterical
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:52, archived)
# I don't get all this 'brony' shite, if I'm brutally honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:30, archived)
# what does "brony" mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Well there's a new series of My Little Pony
and for some strange reason, TONS of people (most of them teenage lads) watch it. Anyone who is a fan of the show is called a 'brony'.

I tried watching one episode and I made it about halfway through before I wanted to take a bath with a toaster.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:37, archived)
# I
see

does not see
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:39, archived)
# So...
You got so aroused you wanted to have soapy bathtime fun with a kitchen appliance...

Pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Whatever floats your boat, am I right?
Or toaster.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Me neither.
I'm jumping on a bandwagon with this, tho.
I'll generate some coin :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:40, archived)
# The brony crowd doesn't look like a tough market to crack :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Going by the response on DA, I'm wondering why I didn't think to cater for them sooner :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:20, archived)
# *sidles over to dA* they're going apeshit for it! o___o
'Quality Footage' seems interesting... may consider a purchase in due time. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:26, archived)
# I saw dA
This is the same as I always do that. :3
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Horsecocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Candlecocks!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:09, archived)
# I hope nothing sexy happens!

\o/ Nice one Mongy


EDIT: O_O to the cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:31, archived)
# I thought you'd left
(likeajackhammer, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:36, archived)
# I did but then I thought "WTF should I stop enjoying b3ta, just because of some dick-heads" & came back.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Good for you
*strokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:49, archived)
# *Nuzzles in
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:51, archived)
# *look to up*
（゜ε゜;）
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:55, archived)
# wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:02, archived)
# good.
don't you go anywhere, boyo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:58, archived)
# I did go, but I have some good friends on b3ta and I missed the silliness....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:03, archived)
# we all miss it someties
usually when reality starts to encroach
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:08, archived)
# the general advice i'd give with b3ta
is that if you take anything seriously, you're taking b3ta too seriously. that counts on ALL sides. ALL FUCKING SIDES. DO YOU CUNTS HEAR ME?

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:08, archived)
# would you like a cuddle?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Calm down dear, it's only the internetz
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:16, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:51, archived)
# YAY! antiflounce!
Welcome back!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Antiflounce Achievement will be unlocked as soon as the attention-seeking sigs stop
edit: ACHIEVEMENT: UNLOCKED
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Not my bag, baby.
But nice pencil skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:33, archived)
# have you actually GOT a bag?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Oh, yes. Is a very nice.
I told 'er we already got wan!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:44, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:50, archived)
# hand- or nose- ?
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:50, archived)
# This seems an appropriate response.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQSrs7pQMhw&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Who is?
誰これ？
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:38, archived)
# You left your webcam on again.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:38, archived)
# I can not such exercise.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Enough sugar on that to give me diabetes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:38, archived)
# She's shit at handstands.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:41, archived)
# She is more hatstand
than handstand.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:42, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:47, archived)
# That's either delightfully low-budget in earnest,
Or my first experience of self-deprecating Japanese humour.

I APPROVE OF EITHER
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:56, archived)
# I've got the weirdest boner right now.
(fat_bastard http://www.withoutapaddle2013.blogspot.co.uk/, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:41, archived)
# weird in what way?
does it curl around your balls or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:44, archived)
# It's speaking to him.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:47, archived)
# that is weird
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Its singing "Agadoo", now.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:11, archived)
# at least it's festive
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:18, archived)
# He has tied tinsel around it.
And look! A teeny tiny fairylight coming out of his japseye!
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Excellent Timing, sir
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:45, archived)
# It's very hard to freak people out when someone else is doing a far better job of it in an earlier post.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Am I to gather that my choice of 'ignore' is doing me a big favour right about now?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:52, archived)
# It sure is!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:06, archived)
# *Office Lollage*
As ever, you speak nought but the truth, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:53, archived)
# TGMTRFH!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:40, archived)