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# LUUUUUUUUUUNCH!

I'm having a carrot a toasted bagel with pate a napple a narna two sacksumas and a yoghurty bar. What are you having for lunch?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Cor! Shiny!
It's Officially Lunchtime!!!

I'm having a nothing on nothing, with a side order of nothing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:30, archived)
# 0/10
Rubbish!

hello!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:31, archived)
# yeah I know, but it's only 22 days until payday, so I'm skint
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:35, archived)
# *predicts reply*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:31, archived)
# You should consider having chips with that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:32, archived)
# \O/
I am surprised that you were the one to come up with the correct reply.

The deputy is obviously out of practice.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:33, archived)
# You know I have been taking over the job at times
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:35, archived)
# pfft!
yes


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Have Cheeps with that
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:36, archived)
# hahah lordy
have sushi with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:38, archived)
# XD THANKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Michael Ellis giblets on melba toast.
Once tried, never forgiven.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:45, archived)
# NEVER FORGIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:36, archived)
# pot.
*nods*




*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:36, archived)
# a meeting sbout statistics
=(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:31, archived)
# -42/10
WORST! LUNCH! EVAR!!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:32, archived)
# *sobs in corner*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:33, archived)
# 'lo Ives!
You asked about the Northern Lights pics from our aurora hunt the other week. They are posted now... here...

kjetilskogli.wordpress.com/2012/11/15/13-11-2012-one-of-the-best-this-year/
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:35, archived)
# beawsome!
edit: are you in that group pic?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:36, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Hubba Hubba!
*waggles eyebrows*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:49, archived)
# a tenner on the lady in the blue coat
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:49, archived)
# The smart money is on the red coat...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Correct
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:00, archived)
# dang
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:13, archived)
# 'Er and the husband could bore for England
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:03, archived)
# good at Drilling then?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Coorrrr

I'm having two rolls of corn bread with real butter, smoked salmon and black pepper. Also: cheese with holes and mustard. And some milk.
Dances mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:31, archived)
# 4/10 Hmm!
Dutch cheese . . . suspicious


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:33, archived)
# DELICIOUSLY suspicious
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Ooh I'm not sure
Probably a cottage pie out of the freezer or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:32, archived)
# 8/10
Grand! Have chips with that!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:33, archived)
# I won't be having lunch today
As I've just finished a very late breakfast of grilled bratwurst, eggs over easy, tomatoes, toats and some brown sauce.

Later on though, it seems only appropriate that I should have a late liquid lunch of a Black Russian, for Jess
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:32, archived)
# 3/10
A Late lunch is too late have a pie to pin you on


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:34, archived)
# lose the tomatoes
Yummers!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:34, archived)
# 2 x slices toats with salmon spread
1 x narna
1 x finger of fudge/pecan shortbread
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:32, archived)
# 7/10
needs more meat


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:35, archived)
# *meats*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Cheese sandwiches.
Bag of "Chipsitcks".
A "Topic" bar.
Chocolate chip cookies.
Washed down with coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:32, archived)
# 5/10
now there's a desk lunch


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:35, archived)
# I am sat at my 'pooter dek.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:36, archived)
#
Cheap marked-down post-sell-by-date Co-op ham rolls with wholegrain mustard, Twiglets on the side.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:32, archived)
# 6/10
needs more fat


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:36, archived)
# haha
Dave the facts was always ace
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Some people hated it
and though it a waste of a thread.
But we don't like those people.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:35, archived)
# we didn't burn them!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:41, archived)
# My favourite went along the lines of
Dave once got lost for a decade. "It was 10 years of nothing beezer at all."
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:45, archived)
# 0/10
*blinks*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:37, archived)
# OK
"Khrestianskiy" Bread, cheese and grapes. Not having it till later though.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:42, archived)
# 4/10
Goodness! are you still in Russia?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Yes
And Russian winter is setting in, which is far from beezer.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:47, archived)
# 2 Pot noodles :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:33, archived)
# not one, but two
"giz a 'noodle, g'wan ..." skints freebs
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:35, archived)
# 7/10
Have a chip flavoured pot noodle with that


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:37, archived)
# BRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Down with DTF!
ahh, that feels better.

Buttered white floured rolls with thick mature cheddar, garlic ham, chunky coleslaw and salad cream. A big cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:35, archived)
# 1 Vote for lunch of the day right here
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:38, archived)
# 8/10
Braw!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Needs more Jaffa cakes and Kia Ora though!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:39, archived)
# i've just had 2 ham and cheese rolls
cheese and onion McCoys
a satsuma
slice of home made bananananananananananananana bread, made by me yesterday.

and coffee as we've run out of tea bags.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:35, archived)
# 7/10
Cham! Food of the Gods! You lost points for not having pickle.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:39, archived)
# bah!
i had mayo and black pepper on it instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:46, archived)
# FOOOD THREAD!
I'm having FOOOD!
And something to DRINK!
(^(^;;^)^)
TEAM SPIDERS! will be having a woodlouse that I found.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:36, archived)
# 5/10
Have more food with that.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Beer
Salad
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:37, archived)
# 10/10
0/10

Average 5/10 Have chips with that


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:41, archived)
# it was just one dish
a beer salad.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:43, archived)
# In that case
5/10


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Did I mention
the side-dish of real-ale chips?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:49, archived)
# 5.2/10


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:51, archived)
# YES!
IN YOUR FACE LOSERS!

*fucks off for another 3 years*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Bacon with melted Brie on three slices of
toasted grandma bread plus statutary mug of tea.
"Statuary? Where's my effin tea?"
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:38, archived)
# *spangs*
That is some lunch though.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:41, archived)
# 7/10
not enough sweet stuff


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:41, archived)
# A sausage sandwich, a roast chicken sandwich, a cup of tea, a corner yoghurt and some thorntons chocolate
black pants
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:41, archived)
# 9/10 Cor!
Two types of sammich some sweet underwear for afters . . .

EDIT: WINNAR!




(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:43, archived)
# I can't read your invisible alt texts on this fucking shitty iPad thing
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:45, archived)
# It reads
'nice lunch'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:47, archived)
# WOOP WOOP!!!
1st time EVAR
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Pepperoni and mature cheddar with slices of tomato on Hovis Seed Sensation with mayonnaise.
Hello DTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:43, archived)
# 7/10
Hello! Tomato inna sammich!? Yuk!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Sometimes I make the same sandwich but put sun dried tomato paste in
and pretend it is some sort of cold pizza sandwich thing.

Which is pretty sad now I think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:49, archived)
# (O_o)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:51, archived)
# (°-° )
That's pretty much the face I made, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Got a fever/headache/flesh-eating-parasite of some kind, so I've only just got round to coffee.
Thinking of caning some super noodles or that microwaveable pizza in the freezer.

/lazystudentblog
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:49, archived)
# 1/10
oh well


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Toasted cheddar and marmite butties
and chips
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:50, archived)
# 8/10
Nice have some chocklit after


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Braw! DTF!
Late lunch will involve chicken and carrots and probably potatoes and graaaaavy. YEAH.

Also, hulloooo!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:54, archived)
# 6/10
Nice but too late! Have it NOW!

Hello!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:55, archived)
# I work funny hours now, so brekky before 11, lunch at 2:30, din dins at 9.
Silly job!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:56, archived)
# I hope you're having several cups of tea with that
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Paprika flavour pringles
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:54, archived)
# 3/10
have three tubes


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:56, archived)
# ...
Pastrami Sandwhich, in order:
slice of brown multiseed bread
mayonnaise, turmeric, cracked black pepper, jamaican hot pepper sauce (3Xdrops)
4 baby cornichons sliced in half
5 slices of thinly sliced pastrami
rocket, parsley, basil leaves
thinly sliced white onion
mayonnaise
slice of brown multiseed bread

+ Unsalted crisps + glass of ginger ale
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:17, archived)
# I'm having a painkiller and a Snickers
washed down with Ribena. I am ill. This is not braw.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Not braw at all - have the Ribena Hot
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:25, archived)
# 0/10
How Un-Bazoo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Reminded me a little of…
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Turkey sandwich on granary bread
Coke zero, square crisps, satsuma and some maltesers
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:24, archived)
# I had muesli an hour or two ago
And I've just had a pack of Chocolate Orange cookies, because I'm in a foul mood.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:37, archived)