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I know there are a few customiser's on here so...

please sign my petition

www.max-car.com/Petition.html

If you don't aggree with this petition please don't sign it, I don't want stupid comments please. This is a serious petition.

(Wh1teLeopard - New look for max-car.com and a new ant and colesie animation, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:03, archived)

am.

although i like the idea
*edit* nice system btw

(icedragon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:04, archived)

What? Why?

Car customising - a hobby for acne-riddled, mullet haired virgins who still wear backwards baseball caps & think that sticking bits of plastic & fibreglass to mummy's Nova makes them "street".

Twunts, all of 'em

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)

are you saying it wouldnt be nice

to have a road to yourself where you could get top speed out of your car with no fear of death/arrest?
at least i think thats what the petition was...

(icedragon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)

I read that as

fear of death / armrests?
that's my fear anyway.

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)

They're called racetracks.

And are only for real cars, not a supermini with a large exhaust glued onto the back.

I'm just cocky cos I've bought a merc

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)

I am actually with you on that one,

just go to a track and get on with it. Stop bloody moaning.

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pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)

Or go go-karting.

Which is great fun for a day out, and feels pretty fast because you're so low on the ground.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)

go karting is cool

but i've only ever raced against very small, or very thing people, so i had no chance

tonight i shall go "cruzin" in my radded up clio.

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new_matt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)

I went go carting a few weeks ago

on holiday. it was ace. i think i might become a world famous grand prix driver next.

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pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)

It am the most fun!

Last time I went I spat the dummy though. We did the day-long tournament thing, and I was 6th on the grid in the final. I was up to third and about to overtake when the clutch went in my kart. I threw my helmet doan and stormed off like a right stroppy get. Not my finest hour.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)

blimey - you sound like Mr P.

He says hes not competitve but if he's been on a work go carting trip he will give you minute details about everything - go on about getting fastest laps, moan about other 'idiots - IDIOTS' in the team etc etc. Makes me laugh actually

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pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)

Pah

Girls can't drive...

;-)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)

we could test that.

I could get in the driving seat of a car, with the keys, you could stand about 50 meters away and I'll see if i can make it that far, and what speed I'm doing when i get there. Mind you, if i can't find the brake then don't blame me, i have got long hair.
;0)

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pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)

Only if you use my car

State its in, it probably wouldn't make 50 meters...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)

i could push it

the cars I've had, I got alot of practise.

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pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)

Can't you pay

to go on private racetracks? I thought you could.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:15, archived)

Indeed you can

£160 for a day at Silverstone, similar for Brands Hatch. Smaller, less famous tracks (and there are a few) also do open-track days, generally for about £70/80.
I needed 4 new tyres after a day at Castle Coomb though..

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)

Not really...

I have an aversion to poorly-maintained, shoddily-made lumps of steel & aluminium being driven by morons at very high speeds*

*unless its off a cliff of course

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)

Yeah

that's what I guessed too, but the petition makes no mention of a solution - just demands one from someone else.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)

They are called "Autobahn"

and are pretty common around here

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Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)

customiser's what?

If you don't weant stupid comments, don't post it on b3ta.
Jizzmonkey.

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:04, archived)

Cruising?

Not cottaging?

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)

Talking to yourself?

Again?

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:15, archived)

from her site:

"My car now comes with red under car neons, which were a kit from Halfords for only £99 which includes all 4 neons and the wiring kit all we needed was a relay."

OMF! do people _actually_ use neons on their cars? God that's tacky... neons should only every be used inside computers!

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packetslut, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)

Don't forget

movie visions of a dystopian future.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)

I'll bet

she has those little blue LED's on her squirt-nozzels....

[edit] - not _those_ squirt nozzles, you cheeky monkey!

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packetslut, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)

Hmmm....

Isn't Tamworth where ..
.. those two pigs escaped from. Coincidence? I think not

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)

Hee hee

I've never understood the point of those. Do they help you see to redirect the nozzles in the dark..?

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)

and outside shops surely?

how on earth would you know what they sold otherwise..?

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new_matt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)

what about fish n chip shops?

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)

Not to mention, from her profile:

Latest news:
Now car is very loud *evil grin*, so loud speakers and amp keep falling off, shaken by the bass... soon my pretties there will be a louder amp so hold on to your screws!

Cunt.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)

you've never been to Croydon

have you?

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pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)

as a South African former handgun owner with four years of military training... Croydon scares me.

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packetslut, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)

As a former

North Belfast resident, with a degree in Getting The Fuck Out Of Dodge .. Croydon terrifies me

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)

both of those responses

made me laugh, heartily.

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pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)

Serious?

Wrong place for that then.

(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)

I'd duck if I were you love.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)

lower... lower...

(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)

QUACK

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)

darn,

you used to have a half naked picture of you in your profile... it's gone! how dare you!
hahaha, perving mmmmm

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)

unfortunately

this isnt a serious message board so you'll probably get bombarded with abuse , enjoy !

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Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)

it's alright i'm ready for it

but i thought if one person from here takes it seriously then it's one more person against the bastards that hate us

(Wh1teLeopard - New look for max-car.com and a new ant and colesie animation, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:06, archived)

Yeah

but you have to ask yourself why they hate you- could it be that not everyone enjoys the sound of revving at 5 in the morning or merely that the world is out to get you. Curious I know...answers on a postcard please

(DMQOB, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)

I'm willing to bet that

for every person who takes you seriously, there's at least 2 who don't...

(black is the old black, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)

i don't know what any of that means

so i won;t

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new_matt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:06, archived)

Fucking hell, you can't take a hint can you?

As someone once said:

she's a 16-year-old Glamour Model wannabe posting pics of herself in vacant-eyed sexy poses and wittering on about her shite fucking car.

I have no sympathy for her and her assumption that we're interested just 'cos she's blonde, a (virtual) slag and can talk about cars. It's demeaning to all parties, a waste of time, and hilarious to take the piss out of.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:06, archived)

mind you,

that wasn't very nice either. It's all over and done with now, lets not drag it all up agin.

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pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:07, archived)

I'm only quoting Dr Phil.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)

ahem.

we all have off-days, don't we?

*shamefaced*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)

Personally I thought it was the best thing you've ever said.

But I'm a bit of a cunt like that.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)

i liked her comment,

'i'm going now for sex'

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:12, archived)

The 16yr old blond

or Dr Phil?

(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)

dr phil.

it was quite a nice end to a night of trolls i thought.

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)

tee hee hee

did I? Gosh.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:15, archived)

probably on the booze ;)

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)

are you suggesting Dr. Phil has a 'problem'

(Mattyboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)

She fucks wombles

I'd call that a problem. Or a perversion, at the very least.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)

and they're

common

(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)

bitchy

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)

*sigh*

Shuuuut uuuuuuuuuup, Baz...!

*looks shifty*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)

That's cleared that up then

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monster monster monster monster monster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)

you'll be fortunate if this achieves much.

fuzzbucket did a roy walker petition, that sort of stuff gains human interest.

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:07, archived)

blimey

didn't realise you were a middle-aged gay man.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)

ARF!

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)

IN A WHEELCHAIR

(Mattyboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)

And black!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha etc, etc

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)

he's black???

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)

ooh

mindpiss!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)

it's just a re-run of yesterday

this has become the new "jamaica/alaska" thing...

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)

and fat!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)

and retarded!!!!!

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)

and ginger!!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)

and a glass eye!

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)

This might explain the coincidence

www.b3ta.com/board/1903416
may have pissed people off, but made me laugh like a baboon

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)

i am almost crying

thinking about it... i just clicked on the link, just for a tiny reminder, my boss is oppposite me and i am trying to keep a straight face!

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)

tee-hee

We're so funny!
because we're gay!

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)

I think it's the funniest thread I've ever read.

I just had to close the board and pretend I was laughing at the front page of 4rthur :/

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)

teehee

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)

a gay baboon?

ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha!

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christhebarker, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)

with no legs!

ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)

and a limp!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:29, archived)

AND A TINY LITTLE ARSE

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(Mattyboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)

and one tooth!!!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)

with a cavity!

ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)

and..erm...and...CANCER!!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)

And it's TERMINAL!

ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)

I like the way

the last post says
"thats just not funny"

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SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)

That was

comedy gold.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:31, archived)

it's bovine's comments right at the bottom

that actually made me LOL. Up 'till that I was merely grinning very hard.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)

And do

you know, no-one commented.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)

it would've been gilding the lily

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)

I would rather

have my lily gilded than me having to blow my own trumpet.
You know how modest I am...

Heh, I'm fucking great at being modest

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)

I'm tempted to

now

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)

Hee hee

I missed that one yesterday - tis mightily funny.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)

wawypsb?

what are we your petition signing bitches, for those who confused it with photoshop bitches

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SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)

the Caribbean

is a lovely place to cruise, and completely legal too.

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barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)

i'm going on a fortnight cruise in the caribeen

next november, on the oceana, hooray!

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stevierar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)

As is the Highgate side of Hampstead Heath

in the height of Summer.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)

when I saw all the pink text

and the phrase legal cruising, cars weren't the first thing that I thought of

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Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)

Go on!

Show us those mooblies!

(badger of doom http://www.trendingtracks.co.uk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)

Sweety

Cars are evil, teenages cruising around in cars with silly plastic bits stuck on are daft.
And as people who like to show their cars off, also like to piss everyone else off with their shite UK Garage played so loud passers by can't hear their own walkmans, I can't say I'm filled with sympathy for your cause.

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Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)

Crikey

you really know how to make people unfluffy.

Stick your car up your arse

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chthonic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)

*boggles*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)

Hee hee

I love that game.

Boggle that is.

Cars are one of the few things I get insanely angry about. Sorry.

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chthonic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)

Anything else

while we're at it?

(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)

cheese on a stick

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tef, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)

cars with silly plastic stuck on

and huge bass in bins in the boot are my particular fave thing to hate.

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Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)

me too

lets start a petition against what her petition is for. get these pikey cunts off the roads

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The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)

yay, me too.

Down with cars!

I've been very eco-friendly this week. I switched our 'leccy to Unit[e], emailled Baroness Amos about that awful pipeline that will kill all the whales, and when the college asked if I needed a travel busary I cheerfully announced that the walk in the mornings did me good. I deserve a Brownie point or two, I feel.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)

A pipeline that will kill all of Wales?

I'd vote for that!

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)

me too

but then where would they go if they weren't in wales?

the isle of wight?

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)

I'd consider it

simply cos I can't stand people cruising along public fucking roads - slowing everyone else down and generally causing problems.

But I won't sign, cos you don't seem to have any clue of what you want, which won't inconvenience the general public - there's a reason why you're always moved on.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)

If I had my way, their cars would be confiscated

and they'd be sentenced to 20 years hard labour. Bunch of cunts!

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)

yay

i agree whole heartedly

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The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)

You want them (the po-lice)

to "stop moving you on!" yet it's a petition for a "cruise" which is by deffinition movement...i don't understand...what do you want a cruise or a car park? or do you want to be able to park on a low loader that will move about.

(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:15, archived)

cruises are legal anyway

I have nothing against car modders, it is the plums that do burnouts in carparks that need shooting.

Dunno why everyone is getting nasty at her really. She likes bolting things to her car. So? No biggy.

Berk shows is pictures of his pierced cock and that is fine, she mentions her car and people go mental.

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)

A similar

change comes over the board anytime someone mentions sport too.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)

Sorry,

I can't take you seriously as a customizer until you've glued one of those ridiculously oversized aluminum wings on your trunk.

BALEETED!

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davelog, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)