b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 4740855 (Thread)

# windmill of truth

click for bigger and better (660k)
was a reet bugger to optimise
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:14, archived)
# *Trumptons*
Unka chucka unka chucka Unka chucka unka chucka
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:15, archived)
# Oh, yes :)

Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY Woo YaY etc. etc

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:15, archived)
# nice as that is
it is too big for a woo, what ever happened to the rules round here
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:16, archived)
# We've got you to enforce them, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)
# well you're lucky to have me
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:20, archived)
# Normal rules do not apply
when Jessie's posting any of her body parts!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)
# Don't be silly
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:19, archived)
# It's a norks thing apparently
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:20, archived)
# hee hee i love that
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:21, archived)
# Still...
I love your norse
(Azzek!, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:21, archived)
# Yay! Sexy Vikings!
Even better than Sexy Nuns!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:22, archived)
# You have yet
to convince me of that :)

Unless they are viking nuns :)
(I helped save b3ta! Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:33, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:24, archived)
# Hahaha.
Sweet.
(Borusa's Weetabix, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:49, archived)
# Moi? Silly?
Pah!

Never, I tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:21, archived)
# Whilst the Lemonycat is away
the unoptimice will play.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)
# ha ha
*squeeks*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:20, archived)
# this seems to be true
no one really cares about file sizes anymore
*starts making a 10meg bmp*
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:21, archived)
# I do!
I'm always careful about file sizes, but I don't use this one very often and I thought it would be okay, it's not massive after all :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:23, archived)
# quite right
too.
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:26, archived)
# I'll have a go at optimising it further, with your permission of course.
although you will have to point me to the file again.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:27, archived)
# Very kind sir*
Thanks!

*I know, I call everyone sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:34, archived)
# Those BMP are getting too popular
what with their anti-alyslum seekers rhetoric.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:23, archived)
# some one called the bnp a bunch of mong-chops on here yesterday
it made me cry
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:27, archived)
# That's a bit harsh
even the BNP draw the line at biscuit crumbs - haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:28, archived)
# ah bless
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:31, archived)
# I care
I'm stuck on dial-up.
I'm moving to broadband on Saturday, but it won't turn me into an ignorant twat
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:24, archived)
# You will turn into an ignorant twat up to 10 times faster
than normal dial-up.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:25, archived)
# I doubt it
I'm not going to forget the horrors
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:27, archived)
# you'll be posting count zero style
1meg animated woos before you know it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:33, archived)
# it might....
you never know...

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:26, archived)
# Dave the Hat
fucked them and ate them

That's why he died . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:19, archived)
# He had to die
he was making the rest of us look bad.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha!

*also dies*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:20, archived)
# *Darth Vaders*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:21, archived)
# Don't be silly you're pants, you are!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:22, archived)
# *Haunts*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:26, archived)
# I'm calling Ghostbusters
right now
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:30, archived)
# Is that
you?
(I helped save b3ta! Caring Is Creepy ask /4 LFG to go to the Deadmines, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:17, archived)
# Yep
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)
# Nice
lips.


*Not being rude
(I helped save b3ta! Caring Is Creepy ask /4 LFG to go to the Deadmines, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:19, archived)
# Just saw your 5000 piccy
Not pandering to the sex hormones of a 1000 odd pile of neanderthals, are we?


*saves to hard drive for my own pleasure (ing).
(I helped save b3ta! Caring Is Creepy ask /4 LFG to go to the Deadmines, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:27, archived)
# Well it's not like I'm naive enough to not realise that it may have had this effect
But actually no, it was almost entirely for my own pleasure.

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:37, archived)
# yes!
i've been hoping for one of those!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:20, archived)
# Well now you've seen it
I'd best remove it

Mongychops spotted it and frankly I'm beginning to get a bit scairt...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:22, archived)
# *saves as*
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:23, archived)
# had my text today about delivery of tickets
*phew*
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:25, archived)
# great!
always keep the faith!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:27, archived)
# there were big panics
around the scabby dog household since everyone i know already has theirs
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:28, archived)
# speaking of bits of you
where has your PJ hat gone that was coool
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:24, archived)
# She's sulking because Oddball stole her clothes and wont give them back
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:26, archived)
# Bad oddball
have you checked under his hat?
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:27, archived)
# I haven't finished with them yet . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:28, archived)
# is poor pajamazon
gonna want them back after you've achieved nefarious deeds with them?
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:30, archived)
# It's big because the whole pic moves and not just the mouth . . .
I know it must be a bitch to get the head exactly still . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:27, archived)
# I know :)
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:39, archived)
# I just tried it through the optimiser
that I use . . . Optimised 0%! Woo! Huzzah!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:43, archived)
# with compression like that
you could rule the world!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:47, archived)
# The more I watch this
the more it seems that you are saying 'moon cake'...
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:23, archived)
# Well I am in China!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:24, archived)
# your post now looks like the script for a pron film!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:28, archived)
# ha
hope you typed all those out individually ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:36, archived)
# Of course!
Whilst speaking them!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:39, archived)
# Hah!
Don Quichotte would be proud!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:15, archived)
# Fuck a duck.
That's a little bit and a little bit yay.

Panowie!
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:16, archived)
# Splendid!
W/Y/H!
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:16, archived)
# pretty lady
.
(spastic lobotomies, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)
# I beg your pardon!
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:19, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:17, archived)
# smashing, woo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:17, archived)
# that's brilliumpt!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:19, archived)
# Noice!
I bet that really fecks with Windy Millers head, when he's been on the homebrew cider!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:20, archived)
# arf! very nicely done indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:20, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:22, archived)
# best woo yay
ever!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:22, archived)
# I woo your woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:37, archived)
# muchly goodness there
you am the skill
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:22, archived)
# very excellent stuff !
huzzah !

reminds me a bit of that :
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:25, archived)
# aha so it does
i was thinking of that bit in A Grand Day Out when Grommit uses the drill
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:41, archived)
# woo yay
torque reaction tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:27, archived)
# holy fuck!
that's great. woo
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:30, archived)
# fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:34, archived)
# 'kin top stuff
(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:35, archived)
# woo yay
nothin' more needs to be said.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Tue 7 Jun 2005, 15:47, archived)
# fantastic
wyh
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 18:58, archived)
# Hey!!
The windmill would totally turn the other way round if you held the blades. I want my money back!!
(DerisoryDave, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 19:14, archived)
# Well hello, Mr Hooke. No it wouldn't, smart-arse.
The second object wants to turn to catch the first object up.

Imagine two cocktail sticks connected by a spring. One stick being twisted whilst the other is forced to stay still stores potential energy from the tension of the spring. So when released, the second stick wants to turn in the same direction to catch the other one up.

Back to your studies, tea-boy.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 0:29, archived)
# it depends what's powering the rotation of the windmill
if the rotation of the blades is winding up a spring like you say then you're right but if there's a motor in the mill that's making the blades turn then it's wrong. But we're just being pedantic aren't we.
(Erdos, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 12:18, archived)
# yep!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 12:24, archived)
# yay!
superb!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 22:05, archived)
# yay!
silly things like that deserve an FP beyond doubt!

woo yay houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 5:57, archived)
#
Fantastic :)
[Geeky mode engage] You do realise that by holding the blades, the windmill will spin the other way? [/geeky]
(crackshot, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 11:30, archived)
# as if i'd make a mistake like that :)
they're not motorised. they're being turned by windpower, which is winding up a spring..... oh sod it, read this: www.b3ta.com/board/4744000

;)
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 12:28, archived)