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# help write the newsletter - fill in the blanks...

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: STAR IN NEXT WEEK'S ISSUE

  Make something cool and tell us about it. If
  you are in it then people will see your stuff.

  Things we'd really like to see include

  * XXX
  * XXX
  * XXX

  Send contributions via the mail form.
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  BTW: If you've sent something in that hasn't
  been featured then don't be put off - we look
  at everything you send us.


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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:32, archived)
# someone make a barrel scooter
and ride it around town causing chaos
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:33, archived)
# seconded
that or a meatwheels flashmob
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:35, archived)
# This
ย 
(I helped save b3ta! Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:43, archived)
# Deep fried mobile phones
See if you can sell a deep fried mobile phone in your local chip shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:34, archived)
# lazy bloody spammers
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:34, archived)
#
blue chewit poo.

if we keep trying for that one it might happen eventually
(I helped save b3ta! sudo is bored, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:34, archived)
# Fine, fine....
I'll go get some, but don't blame me for the consequences...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:46, archived)
# Write a song about the joys of
getting a 'builder' in your Kinder eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:34, archived)
# Jolly Jack drawing sexy nuns
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:34, archived)
# this to the nth degree
thats two degrees after the l'th degree
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:36, archived)
# This! This!
ย 
(I helped save b3ta! Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:44, archived)
# fourthded! this^
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:49, archived)
# a series of posts,
which end up with Darth Vader going..
"NoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOooo"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:35, archived)
# Or use the Quo in a picture
of devastation.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:36, archived)
# i did like this one
vaderfortune.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:38, archived)
# i liked this
vadercoaster.ytmnd.com
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:38, archived)
# oh yes - that one is bloody GREAT
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:39, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:42, archived)
# They're GREAT, they've given me new ideas....
not these then ;-)

vadertv.blogspot.com

and this is a good game if you're putting one of those in...

thejab.com/newsite/balm.html
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:40, archived)
# Heh
that domain is "you're the man now dog", isn't it. There's some funny and very odd stuff on there.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:41, archived)
# it's a great site
love it
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:42, archived)
# or
Prove all the king's horses and all the king's men wrong and put Humpty Dumpty back together and post the results on the interweb.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:35, archived)
# A reality TV show
Set in the zany world of the TV execs who commission reality TV shows (That way we will know who these people are...)
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:35, archived)
# A way of delivering takeaways by fax.
/Dave Lister
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:36, archived)
# smuggle a
*real* bomb in and
blow up Prince Harry!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:36, archived)
# I got some
* Sticking broom handles through letterboxes
* Stoat Fingering
* Coating stairs with Margerine
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:36, archived)
# The first one's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:44, archived)
# Muslim Pubs
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:37, archived)
#
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! sudo is bored, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:38, archived)
#
Shaye Saint John without her mask.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:38, archived)
# Hello again...
www.shayesaintjohn.com/BROKEN-NECK-DOLL.html
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:44, archived)
# ahhh! what the hell?
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:50, archived)
# Make a right big thing.
Take pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:38, archived)
# ^this
art attack!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:39, archived)
# Pour dye in a sheep dip
and film a field full of colourful sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:39, archived)
# naked animals
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:40, archived)
# Monkey Tennis
All well and good but what about the more precise Monkey sports? Monkey darts. Monkey curling. Monkey luge. I'd pay good money to see Monkey chess. "Kasparov appears to have been pushed into a corner... literally, his opponent has bared his fangs and is throwing poo at him."
(Vernie, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:42, archived)
# Monkey curling!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:46, archived)
# See you...
...and raise you Monkey Ice Skating
(Vernie, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:47, archived)
# Woo for this!
/Cortez
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:49, archived)
# nose flutes!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:43, archived)
# go around town
turning things upside down

film results

set up trip wire in popular freerunning (parkour) locations

make HAM SHANDY - taste results
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:45, archived)
# See how long you can film your next-door neighbour's daily activities before he gets angry.
Then send b3ta the tape!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:46, archived)
# This
Only a variation: See how long you can follow a random member of the public around for before they tell you to piss off.

As long as they're in a public place, they have no right to privacy.*


*I think.
(Pseudonym, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:51, archived)
# a collect of bogeys
stacked into a pyramid shape.
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:47, archived)
# Breed a giant squid in activity
and photograph the results


Train a pig to do tricks.


Write a song about the Common Market to the tune of Common People by Pulp.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:48, archived)
# EXTREME
DOMINOS!!!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:49, archived)
# what are we? your newsletter writing bitches?
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:50, archived)
# not going to be much point reading it
if were going to be writing the bloody thing as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:56, archived)
# Videos of people running into libraries
screaming "Leeeeeeeeeerrrooooooooyyyy Jeeeeeennnkiiinnnsss" at the top of their voice.
(Ed Can Do, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:02, archived)
# I think
I know what you're on about.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:05, archived)
# Pipless Cherrys
They make seedless grapes don't they? WHy not do the same with Cherrys. Come on Scientists!
(fishthecat "Flirtinis all round!", Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:06, archived)
# Cross breed a lemming and a guide dog
and document the process and the outcome?
(MrPsycho76, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:10, archived)