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For Lunch today I have two turkey, tomato, lettuve and mayonnaise sandwiches,
a sausage roll, a bridie and apple and a pear all washed down with several cups of tea.
What are you eating?

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:30, archived)

Chicken Soup

with french breadie thing and more almonds

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:30, archived)

Sounds not bad!

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:31, archived)

baked potatty with lashings of butter, ham, salad, coke and ciggies

make it sos Admiral Drew

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:31, archived)

That's a braw sounding tayter

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)

all in one spud!

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)

Ahhhhh

lovely fags

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)

"except in their country fag means cigarette"

"will you call that man a cigarette then"

*titters*

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)

heehee

family guy ftw :P

(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:14, archived)

'Women's hormones, phlegm, phlegm and more phlegm!'

expectorates Dave!
Chicken and bacon kerrazzey salad!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:31, archived)

yum

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)

Phlem make a good ending to a meal

braw!

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)

not as good as more phlegm!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)

^this^

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)

yummy

A corned beef, cheese, lettuce and brown sauce sandwich on wholemeal bread
lots of celery sticks,
a spring onion,
a pint of orange squash
and as many penguins as I can eat.

myoldmansaidfollowthevans Griffin Saver

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:31, archived)

Sounds grand apart from the celery

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)

You didn't strike me as a celeryist Duke

I suppose you are one of thse "I don't mind it really, as long as it keeps itself to itself and doesn't move in next door. Mind you they're not as bad as the radishes." kind of people eh?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)

That's me, I don't mind radishes

but those celeries, I just don't trust 'em.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:11, archived)

Hmmm

Today, in about 5 mins, I will be eating a curryfied turkey breast and some nice rice, washed down by gallons of tea, thence to the laundrette to have to last of my soul sucked out of me...sigh

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:31, archived)

Braw!

a bit of turkey is grand!

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:34, archived)

cheese ham and pickle sandwich

and lots of chocolate.

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SuperMatt, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)

That's a good sandwich

but I think that you should have two. Don't eat too much chocolate or you'll end up buying Hello magazine and watching soaps on telly all evening.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:36, archived)

hahahahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:48, archived)

A very crap...

Chicken roll sandwich (with tons and mustard and salt an dpepper to try and distract from the awfulness of the chicken)
Smoky bacon walkers
A time out bar
satsuma
coffee and fags
2 sudafed

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)

Is it that chicken roll which tastes like sewage?

I had stuff like that once and I haven't touched it since.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:37, archived)

Give it to Jimmy

along with forty piece of bandwagon
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:38, archived)

Na, Jimmy wouldn't touch that

Jimmy likes salad and one vodka for lunch. He'd be good at fixing broken piece of bandwagon though.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:09, archived)

several bacon butties

with eggs and mushrooms and tomato sauce

plus Tea - drink of kings

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)

That is a braw lunch!

the only thing I would change to that is the tomato sauce and replace it with no sauce at all

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:38, archived)

oooh noooo

have to have sauce and i've run out of brown

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)

i really don't know

it might be more guinness/vodka, but i might eat something today aswell

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mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)

Have guinness and vodka

with ice cubes.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:39, archived)

or guinness and champagne for black velvet

or guinness and cider for poor mans black velvet

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:46, archived)

ok sweet and sour rice

with spicy salsa and tabassco, some satay sticks,
2 pretzels,
a slice of cold pizza,
6 cherry jaffa cakes and 4 regular ones.
washed down with a spetzi (crazy eh?)
and 2 ciggarettes

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)

That's a fine spicy lunch

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:40, archived)

tis rather

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:40, archived)

haha!

spinach salad with lots of bacon grease

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Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)

Braw!

bacon grease if tasty stuff.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:40, archived)

Excellent fact today Duke!

For lunch I'll probably have 3 and a half oranges, and half a pint of ink... or whatever else I can find in the freezer.

(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)

like vintage Kia-Ora . . .

The Duke just keeps improving!
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)

Mmm... vintage Kia-Ora

I had a case of that... wonder where it went... don't suppose you've seen it? ;-)

(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:37, archived)

err . . .

no . . .

*runds away*
*hides in Des Lynam's moustache*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:39, archived)

You can run, but you can't hide...

well you can, but I know where you've hidden. Now I just have to find Des Lynham ;-)

(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:42, archived)

arf!

...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)

*sniggers*

'He'll never find me in Des Lynam's moustache and it'll be master funny watching him search Des Lynham's moustache!' Cavetrolls Dave

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)

You should have those burgers

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:42, archived)

Hmmm

Not entirely sure about that... don't know what might be in 'em... ;-)

(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)

Go and get yerself one of those cheese burgers with cheese in the centre of the burger.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:08, archived)

Spicy Pumpkin & Chicken Soup

Warm Butler Salad with Chinese Leaves

Summer Fruits Oasis

adpots jacksonville

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Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:34, archived)

Grand!

that's a good winter warmer of a soup

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)

Just had parsnip soup

with buttered bread tainted with marmite.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:34, archived)

Smashing,

soup is good food and so is marmite sometimes.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)

Half a dozen

"Pikelets".
Don't know what the fuck they are. They look like crumpets that have been trodden on or run over. Disappointing.

(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)

Pikelets?

I've just researched them and they look like pancakes to me.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)

Got them from

Marks and Spencers. They have holes in the top like crumpets, but are only about a third of an inch thick. Packet says they are "delicious with melted butter".
I says crumpet not pancake :P

(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:49, archived)

holes on the top?

yep, sounds like a crumpet, 'Picklets'...what a stupid name, I'd be embarrassed asking for them.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:07, archived)

great facts!

A hair cut and a crap sandwich today

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)

Have the haircut first so that the sandwich gets all hairy . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:36, archived)

I had my hair cut

the other day

bit keep dropping onto things it's no fair I'm too young to go bald yet

(gianthead, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)

I'm getting my hair cut next week

and I'll probably have a sandwich after that too.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:46, archived)

for lunch today, I shall be having Robert de Niro`s cock between two cream crackers, washed down by 2 gallons of imported vomit

/same old boring lunch

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:36, archived)

Pah!

You can't beat a bit of good ol' British vomit!

It may be a little bit more expensive, but it's worth it . . .
Geordie's best! Guffaw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:40, archived)

How queer!

You should spice your lunch up with a plate of steak, that's what you need.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:47, archived)

meh to that

/nips out for a veggie whatever-is-still-on-the-shelves sanger

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:01, archived)

I'm surprised you have the strenght to lift your arms up to a shelf

let alone carry a sandwich.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:06, archived)

Reheated Chilli Con Carne and rice (from last night) King Size packet of Tayto Cheese And Onion, Snickers Coffee and fags

(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:36, archived)

Snickers Coffee?

when will this Marathon tainting end?

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:38, archived)

Snickers AND Coffee...

*couldn't locate a Nutty bar

(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:46, archived)

Star Bar.. that`s what you want

food of kings

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:48, archived)

Grand!

a bit of chilli is always good, especially when it's reheated chilli

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:48, archived)

a packet of Bassets

Fruit Allsorts, apparently

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:39, archived)

They're good but you need more

have crisps with that.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:49, archived)

Hahahah

That's a beaut
Food's for wankers

/food might not be for wankers

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:39, archived)

You should have macaroni and cheese

that's a good feed.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)

right now I'm eating a

cracker loaded down with double gloucester with chives and onions

I hope for a more fulfilling lunch soon

(gianthead, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:41, archived)

That's a good snack

You should have soup for lunch today, there are a few people eating that.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)

I generally

need something a bit solider than soup particularly something with MEAT cos I'm carnivorous (or cheese will do)

(gianthead, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)

Have soup with meat in it

and cheese sandwiches for pudding.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:04, archived)

braw!

but I've got a jaffa bar saved up for dessert

(gianthead, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:10, archived)

*edit* oops it's actually pasta bake...

some bread. and maybe a new Warburtons Pizza crumpet

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:42, archived)

Braw

Pizza crumpet? sounds interesting.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:51, archived)

My DTF radar failed me

I am currently eating 2 (yes, TWO) salmon mayo/mustard sandwiches. I'd run out of tuna but tinned salmon is a good substitute. I was quite concerned about the mustard/mayo/salmon combination but it works well.

I am also about to eat a few cheesey footballs and a jammie wagon wheel.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:42, archived)

pssst!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:51, archived)

He was topoffthetea

or summat . . .
Him and nawwty Doc G, although Sid is innocent

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:54, archived)

ACDC

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:57, archived)

Hey!

I've been pestering you for abot 15 mins . . .

Is MSN b0rked?
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)

teh msn went a bit spacky earlier

it was weird.. I could only see 3 people online, which I`ve not seen since I signed up about 4 years go

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:52, archived)

Braw!

that sounds like a good combination to me.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:52, archived)

6 rounds of toast

with two poached eggs and tin of tuna big dollop of tescos watery mustard.Mug of strong tea. All scoffed with my feet up watching an episode of 24 -series two. Oh and a couple of roll-ups.

(jaffacakes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)

That is a good comfortable lunch

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:53, archived)

Yes Yes Yes

A bag of Chips!

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)

I think

you should have chips with that.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:52, archived)

with chip sauce!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:54, archived)

Don't tempt me!

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:54, archived)

Yes, go on

have more chips.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:03, archived)

Braw!

a lunch fit for a tink!

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:54, archived)

I'm having

a panda-burger with a side salad of veal livers
three metric tons of sand
Alan Wicker's cat (fried in butter)
a cigarette
coffee

and that cheese sandwich which is still lying around somewhere

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)

Braw!

veals are great.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:55, archived)

crunchie tuna on

ciabatta. (crunch was thin strips of carrot)

(Harry Monk, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)

Sounds quite bland, you know what that needs?

a generous dollop of mustard!

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:55, archived)

I gave up waiting

so have just finished beans on toast, with a bit of grated red leicester. your lunch sounds ace!

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:47, archived)

Braw!

I like a spot of beans on toast! that's a fine lunch.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:57, archived)

Braw!

I'm having two cheese ham and marmite toasties,
rib and saucy nik naks
apple muller light
tea

^{and a cigarette}

I'm so naughty

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:49, archived)

Grand!

Nik naks are a good snack

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:57, archived)

Covent Garden soup -

lentil and smoked bacon - with three buttered rolls. Golden Syrup cake and a couple of cups of tea.

(trumpet, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:52, archived)

That is a braw, BRAW lunch!

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)

yum

cottaging pie.(homo made)... now for a few pints

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unclewilco, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:53, archived)

yum yum yum!

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)

Bah to my later lunch slot - I'm late!

There was soup in the canteen which was
on the board like this:
~~chicken and~~ mushroom soup.
I guess they ran out of chicken :¬{

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)

That sounds like disappointing soup

did you complain? your canteen sounds worse than mine, well, their steak pie is good and so is their lasagne.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)

It's free so can't moan too much

plus it's a big hotel so we often get good
stuff from the proper restaurant when they
cook too much

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:04, archived)

Free is good

Ah, you work in a hotel, wou will get some good food then, braw.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:12, archived)

well today im having...

Seafood Udon Noodles (which stunk out the office ...oops)

Packet of Chilli Rice Cakes

Flapjack washed down with a poweraid (artic shatter)

Not the Healthiest in the world but was v Nice all the same.

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caffeinefreak, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:01, archived)

Braw! as I always like to say:

"A good lunch should always stink the place out"

Poweraid? that sounds exciting.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:02, archived)