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# D-A-V-E T-H-E F-A-C-T-S spells lunchtime!

For lunch today I have a corned beef, tomatoe, mustard and mashed tattie salad sandwich,
a cheese, black forest ham and mustard sandwich, two butteries, a litre of Apfelsaft and some tea.
What are you eating?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)
# parma ham mozerella and tomato Baguette!
oxtail Soup
Chilli heatwave doritos
dark chocolate bounty
tea
and fags

Yay first!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Cheating
Swine!

;)™
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)
# I've never been first before
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:29, archived)
# funny, you're girlfriend told me
you always came first
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# I'm like a pig
I constantly ejaculate all the way through sex.
pints of the stuff
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)
# My next girlfriend will
need to be fitted with a sump
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:42, archived)
# pedant Police tiem
Your
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)
# agh
i get carried away with my you'res
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:35, archived)
# hehehe™
I have
It was a slow day
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# What's in the baguette?
tell us
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)
# parma ham
mozzeralla cheese
and tomato
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Nice baguette!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Your first sandwich sounds absolutely rank
However your second sandwich more than makes up for it
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:35, archived)
# It sounds lovely! Mahsed tattie sarnies rock
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)
# *boke*
and corned beef
*double boke*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:38, archived)
# weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:42, archived)
# I can assure you that that sandwich is absolutely delicious!
corned beef is rand and so are mashed tatties but put them together in a sandwich and you get double grand.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 13:04, archived)
# I shall take your word for it sir
After all, you are the authority when it comes to lunches
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 13:07, archived)
# two scotch eggs, and a cornish pasty
microwaved to perfection.
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:27, archived)
# have you a grill?
stick the pasty under it for a few minutes to crisp it up..

mmmmm..... loverly..

as for the scotch eggs, erm.... no ta.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Braw!
but that shoulds have been eaten cold
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:29, archived)
# today I shall be having
soup.
(dunno wot type yet)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Have lentil soup
and two cheese and ham toasties.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Pepperami
Noodles

Barbecue Flavour
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:27, archived)
# they are bloody horrible. I don't mind noodles, I don't mind pepperami but the combination is vile
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)
# ^ this ^
the cupboard was once bare save for a free promotional packet
of said noodles.....

oh the mistakes i make when hungry...
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)
# How are they?
Did you tell us the other day, or did I just miss it?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)
# I've never had them
ut they sound revolting, get some 8p chicken ones from tescos
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:33, archived)
# food!
Cheese and BBQ sauce sandwiches (odd combo, I know..), steak McCoys and lots of water/coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Grand!
that certainly is and unusual sandwich but it does sound interestingly tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)
# For lunch today
I would like some sleep
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Have sllep after three bacon sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:33, archived)
# i had croque monsieurs and some banana milkshake leftovers
i believe croque monsieurs are the same as "toasties" but we just gave it a more fancy name.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)
# I just looked that up on the google
they sound exactly the same as toasties and look equally as braw.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:35, archived)
# it is quite tastie
especially if you add extra cheese and smoked bacon. hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:41, archived)
# I had a very odd lunch today.
It was marmite on toast AND cheese crackers.

/out of food
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)
# It still sounds ace!
Oh, i read that as marmite and cheese on crackers. It still has toast, marmite, and cheese flavourings though.

And noon!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)
# marmite and cheese on crackers....
christ that sounds good....

'Noon m;dears! How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Lot's of work to do today
Rubbish!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)
# There's nothing odd about that lunch!
it sounds like an acceptable lunch, but you'll be wanting a croque monsieur by 3pm.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:38, archived)
# I sure will.
I have a sneaky suspiscion I saw bacon earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Grand!
have nice crispy bacon toast sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:41, archived)
# I absolutely shall.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:42, archived)
# a big greasy fry up at "The Real McCoys"...
...the coronary on a plate.
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Braw!
that's the lunch of kings!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)
# morning Brother Doctor!
for starters, three of the lovely present mrs architects homemade sausage rolls (huge they are!),
followed by 2 rounds cheddar cheese on toast, with crispy onion bits and worcester sauce, then a small pork pie with brown sauce, an apple and at
least 2 mugs of tea, oh yes, a least.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# I fine lunch!
very nice indeed, Brother Doctor! I recommend some mustard with the pork pie.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)
# you missed TWO, Dukey!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)
# I know
Brother Doctor's lunch caught my attention and I got drawn to it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:40, archived)
# easily understandable Doctor!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:38, archived)
# I wouldn't mind your lunch

Congratulations and well dine!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 13:08, archived)
# 'three buttocks and a panguin's wing'
Copenhagens Dave!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Braw!
that's three buttocks to perfection and the best of all wings.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Early!
I think it'll be a tattie, baked, with bolognese and cheese, although I haven't really decided.
I do have another delicious packet of sea salt seabrooks though!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# That sounds like a very acceptable lunch!
good choice of seabrooks, I ordered a mixed box of Seabrooks on Monday, they should be here in the next couple of days.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:45, archived)
# a great big slab of fresh Tuna
chucked in some dried chili and lime juice and put on a really hot BBQ plate til it goes black on the outside but still pink in the middle.
(goober, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# THat sounds bloody good!
I hoep that you have chips with that
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Top facts today, Duke!
Pilchards and cheese, mashed together with worstershire sauce and plenty of paprika, grilled on toast. And tea. Plenty of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Plichards are for grannies
but that mixture does sounds quite nice, good lunch work!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)
# I'm trying to make them fashionable again.
They are well lush!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:48, archived)
# I might help you on this quest
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:54, archived)
# thai fishcakes with a chilli dip
.
thai chicken curry with rice

annnnd some kind of lychee/set yoghurt affair for afters

.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Huzzah!
Thai fishy cakes is almost as good as jaffa cakes!

I want your lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Braw lunch!
very nice indeed! You can't argue with that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Not beef
Tea
Hapland 3
Pasty and chips
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)
# You need beef
hapland 3 sounds delcious, whatever that is but the pasty and chips tops that lunch off.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Coffee and cigarettes!
I might even have some chips with it!

Staples, Druss.


Edit: Braw lunch today Duke!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Oh yes, have chips with those fags
no vinegar though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Hull no!
They'll get soggy and will not ignite!

Great tip to all us smokers,

"No vinegar on your ciggies - By order of The Duke of Prunes"

That is the LAW!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:56, archived)
# i'm still deciding who's lunch to steal
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:33, archived)
# you bloody tea leaf!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Geoff The Clownfish's lunch looks good to steal...
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)
# too late
i feckin ate it.

but there's more in the canteen.

i'll see if hilda can put some aside.

:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:46, archived)
# *follows*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Steal lunch from the guy who's eating the fry up
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:54, archived)
# YAY, and sorry I am late
smoked ham (bacon) in a dumpling shell,
with creamed cabbage.
a side salad, drowned in 1000 Island dressing to take away the taste of dumplings and cabbage.
a pretzel
all washed down with a glass of spezi and much peach iced tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)
# I don't want your lunch today
But i could pinch the bacon out of your dumpling
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)
# That souns braw
apart from the creamed cabbage
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Bacon sarnies
Lashings of tea, vegtable soup (sweet potato and rosemary), caramel chocolate-topped digestives, banana.

Though not necessarily in that order!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Fill your mouth with all these items at the same time...
... it might make you immortal*!



*or choke, i'm not to sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:45, archived)
# bastard
want to swap?


WELL YOU CAN'T THIS THE INTERNET
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Is that a proper pretzle?
Size of a dinner plate covered in cinnamon?

And rich, creamery butter?

mmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:48, archived)
# it is the size of a
dinner place covered in salt
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Ohh...to salty.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)
# That sounds like a fine lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:57, archived)
# oooh i have just bought a big fat chicken and bacon roll
and some mr kipling apple pies. and steak for dinner. yum yum yum
my lunches are definately getting better!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:49, archived)
# *knocks on door wanting to borrow some sugar
*takes kipling pies when your back is turned

*runs
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:54, archived)
# mean!
plus i have no sugar!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:56, archived)
# you have all the sugar hunny!
*barf*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)
# haha
i have no sugar. but i have all the pies muhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Grand lunch!
they're certainly improving.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Oh I did yesterday's suggestion!

www.b3ta.com/board/5794668
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Good work!
I know that'll be very tasty, chives are good mixed in with that too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Bacon Scalloped Potato
that's sliced potato with bacon and cheese sauce if you call it something else.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Braw!
a very good lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 13:06, archived)
# It will be,
but most recently it was dinner, good thing I made plenty. Ta.
*sleeps*
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 13:08, archived)
# BAH!
late pizza and a theatre studies porfolio that's bloody late!
and tea and biscuits. BUMS ):
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 13:11, archived)
# You eat bums?
:¬P
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Lunchie
hit Tesco on the way to work, so instead of my usually salad pot...
2 Tesco chicken and mushroom slices
a Tesco "healthy living" strawberry yoghurt
and a 500 ml bottle of Diet Coke Vanilla

may have a banana later

Edit - banana is saved (for now) I have, in traditional style drawn a face on him and he now sits among the Tomy toys on my desk
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 13:23, archived)
# ive just been on an hours bike ride
so im currently feeling to sick to eat anything
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 13:27, archived)