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[challenge entry] This is such a tenuous compo entry
But when you gotta go, you gotta go!



Besides, I'd rather be slated for this than my vectors.

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(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 14:39, archived)
# That's ,ore tenuos than the clifton suspension bridge
but woo
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 14:41, archived)
# That's not a compo entry!
It's a dodgy pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 14:41, archived)
# Oh yes
forgot to submit it to the compo. Oh well!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 14:46, archived)
# if you press edit
you can change it to a comp entry
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Arf! took me a second, but noice
Also, in celebration of Stemil being removed again
have my pulsy meat worms from last night.........

Did anyone else see the clean up squad program? (its what inspired this)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 14:42, archived)
# yes
and it was ewww.

Coincided with me eating my tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 14:44, archived)
# a pea from a few nights ago
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 14:45, archived)
# don't celebrate too soon!!
a classic never fades..
(peasandgravy, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 14:46, archived)
# erm
bigger? I can't read it

(plesentaries aside... why exactly did you need to do that?)
(Azzek!, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 14:47, archived)
# I think maybe
that's the biggest to date!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 14:48, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 14:48, archived)
# it's stemil
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 14:48, archived)
# I see.
I have heard many things of this stemil today, but know not of his work. Would one care to enlighten me?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 14:49, archived)
# he's a twunt
who ignores the faqs, rubs people up the wrong way, and is generally a waste of space
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 14:51, archived)
# check out
this link
(peasandgravy, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 14:51, archived)
# why?
why? why? why? a million times, why?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 14:52, archived)
# You're a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Fucking
Cock sucking, arse licking, feaces munching bender!
(HoBag (TM) <-- Fookin' legend, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 15:08, archived)
# And YOU are a homophobic cunt
Now, less of it please.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Help help
I'm being squashed by a post!!!

EDIT: Methinks this is not a newbie.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 14:49, archived)
# hahaha
How many user names do you have this week?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 14:49, archived)
# bitmap it
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 14:50, archived)
# MR SPOONS!
WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 14:53, archived)
# end of term = football madness
been in the park for a month, but i've got resits next month, so i'm back in front of the the PC.
You just provided me with some judy finnegan related inspiration, so i may even find time to contribute again.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Great!
I thought you were dead and everything
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 15:10, archived)
# jail was probably more likely
all it would take is for one policeman to stumble across b3ta, and the scottish police force could meet their 2006 nonce quota by july!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 15:18, archived)
# time for this again
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

blimey twice in so many minutes
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 14:50, archived)
# Haha
I seldom woo, but woo
(I helped save b3ta! Micro Prawnvica, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 15:44, archived)
# eggcellent!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 16:29, archived)
# ...
...
...
FUCK OFF YOU MASSIVE CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 14:52, archived)
# oh, it's you again
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 15:00, archived)
# What a sad little piece of shit you are

(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 15:02, archived)
# yes.
i saw it on my brand spanking new tellybox.

32 inches of flat panel goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 14:50, archived)
# Arf!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 14:43, archived)
# ha ha
i used to work for scottish widows

:)
(starwars mcguinness is now... STARWARS McGUINNESS, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 14:44, archived)
# pssssst!
I added you to MSN . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Pervert!
I'm gonna tell TLH on you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 14:48, archived)
# She's probably a transvestite Dave!
;)
(fredthepleb, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 15:10, archived)
# heh heh!
you dirty dawg!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 15:11, archived)
# It's a pity they don't use Amanda Lamb in the ads any more :(
somehow it feels as though a chuck of my childhood has been raped ripped away from me.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 14:49, archived)
# are there any puns left that you haven't done?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Hahahaha!
YES! I have 150 on my hummus list . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 14:45, archived)