ifellasleepandnearlyforgotaboutlunch!
Today, I am eating three samosas containing three scotch eggs containing three pasties containing three bridies all washed down with 2 litres of irn bru and several cups of refreshing tea. What are you having for lunch?
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Today, I am eating three samosas containing three scotch eggs containing three pasties containing three bridies all washed down with 2 litres of irn bru and several cups of refreshing tea. What are you having for lunch?
From the If Apple Made Everything challenge. See all 544 entries (closed)
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Silly Dave
do you ring up those opinion telephone polls to say "I have no opinion"?
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Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:53,
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Haha
Yes. They're those things... never mind.
You going to send me your picture to vector or what? Or do you not really exist?
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Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:56,
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You going to send me your picture to vector or what? Or do you not really exist?
Hmm... all the photos of me by me are rubbish
And I don't know if anyone else has ever taken a photo of me
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Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:58,
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Ah alas
I cannot click on that at work :(
Send me an email later marked "important, to do with the website, honest" ;)
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Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:21,
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Send me an email later marked "important, to do with the website, honest" ;)
Dave, did you see how Stemill was banned this morning
for repeating himself until people were annoyed..............
;)
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Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:57,
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;)
Oooh
today I had some chicken soup and some lemon meringue pie. And a glass of Ribena. It was yummy :)
Top facts Puke :)
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Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:50,
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Top facts Puke :)
RIBENA :D:D:D!!!!!!!1!
YIpeeeeeeeeeeeee
I lost the ability to type in my excitement, YAY for Ribena and YAY for IVV :) *hug*
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I lost the ability to type in my excitement, YAY for Ribena and YAY for IVV :) *hug*
excellent!
don't have that ready grated parmesan that smells of sick though, have some fresh
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Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:53,
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ham butties
apple
and a boost.
and a coffee.
I can't find my seabrooks :¬(
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Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:52,
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and a boost.
and a coffee.
I can't find my seabrooks :¬(
don't
I am missing them :¬(
I think I took them out of my bag this morning when I was checking if I had my laptop power cable.
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Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:55,
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I think I took them out of my bag this morning when I was checking if I had my laptop power cable.
no, THERE!
*distracts while munching Swaza's crisps*
try and steal some more
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Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:56,
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try and steal some more
Cheese salad sandwich, some McCoys and a bottle of Cherry Coke
Nowt too exciting today - sorry!
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Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:52,
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it's the safe option at our site greasy spoon
although I have just remembered that I have a lucky-dip bag of penny sweets too :D
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Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:57,
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because it's appley?
manflan? Is that how they make the white gooeyness? bleurgh!
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Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:58,
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pffft!
I would respond, but I wouldn't want to come across Sleazy and Inappropriate!
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Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:04,
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Pffft
If you want sleazy and inappropriate you know where to find me ;)
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Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:04,
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*Bookmarks and emails*
Yeah he is, that's why I'm eating lunch alone *sob*
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Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:10,
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I'm here
although I'm off for a meeting now (at THAT table!) :(
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Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:12,
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The usual
but earlier I had a big bowl of strawberrys & melon
followed by a ham, tomato & mayo sarnie
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Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:52,
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followed by a ham, tomato & mayo sarnie
Spagetti bolegnais (i can't spell)
olives, and the usual mug of tea.
also: apple compo winnar!
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Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:52,
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also: apple compo winnar!
10 inch sub with cajun chicken
and various leaf vegetables, no butter
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Lovely stuff
I had a prawn and mayo sandwich, brown bread, washed down with a diet cola with vanilla in it, and a nutritious grainy bar.
/health kick
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/health kick
I'm going to have a chcken, red pepper and paprika mayonnaise wrap
or maybe some poached eggs and marmite on toast. I haven't decided yet. Either way, there'll be a cookie and some tea in there somewhere.
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Braw!
Have a scotch egg to the tune of Chas 'n' Dave's Margate for afters
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Scottish Things !
Proper Scotch Pies - made with Minced Mutton and Hot Water Pastry.
And because I had one lying around I've filled some wi' Haggis as well.
I'm having one of each.
I've filled the dimple in the top with baked beans.
and I'm eating them with
Chips and Gravy.
I'm washing them down with bottles of Isle of Arran Blonde Beer.
and Deuchars IPA
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Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:55,
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And because I had one lying around I've filled some wi' Haggis as well.
I'm having one of each.
I've filled the dimple in the top with baked beans.
and I'm eating them with
Chips and Gravy.
I'm washing them down with bottles of Isle of Arran Blonde Beer.
and Deuchars IPA
Oops!
I nearly missed you out!
That's quite nice, but you missed going to the pub
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Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:02,
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That's quite nice, but you missed going to the pub
Too busy to go to the pub today.
I have to hit motorcycles with large hammers today.
Fortunately I have a LOT of beer in the house
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Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:06,
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Fortunately I have a LOT of beer in the house
in a dramatic break with tradition
cheese on toast. Two slices, worcester sauce, granary bread, red leicester. Coffee
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chamstard sarnies with lemon mustard
2 cold cooked pork & apple sausage
a pink french fancy
a cup of tea
a pint of orange squash
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a pink french fancy
a cup of tea
a pint of orange squash
Wow!
just wow!
That's probably as near full marks as you can get!
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Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:01,
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That's probably as near full marks as you can get!
steady
you haven't won lunch of the day yet . . .
EDIT: you have now!
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Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:05,
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EDIT: you have now!
I am working from home today
and have a wonderful-smelling home-made steak pie from the butcher's shop along the road in the oven, and some freshly picked runner-beans and smiling potatoes to accompany it. Plus gravy, and lashings of tea.
(unshopped image, sorry, yes I do know the rules... meh)
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Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:56,
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(unshopped image, sorry, yes I do know the rules... meh)
It would've needed to have read
"in the oven along the road" for that to work, but 10/10 for effort, edjogs
(motto: never try to out-pedant a pedant!)
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Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:13,
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(motto: never try to out-pedant a pedant!)
All Pies
Should be homemade.
Mass produced supermarket pies are the Devil.
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Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:00,
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Mass produced supermarket pies are the Devil.
mmm... Lunch
1 x Chicken Salad Baguette
2 x Coke Zero
1 x Caramel chocolate bar thing.
All washed down with a liberal helping of nicotine.
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Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:57,
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2 x Coke Zero
1 x Caramel chocolate bar thing.
All washed down with a liberal helping of nicotine.
Two boiled eggs
and soldiers, a wagon wheel and a can on Vinto.
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Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:58,
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A tuna salad sub
which is lucky because someone else at work likes them, there's only ever one available, and it's first-come-first-served.
So now we both sprint out the door as soon as we hear the sandwich van arrive...
Oh and a mug of coke.
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So now we both sprint out the door as soon as we hear the sandwich van arrive...
Oh and a mug of coke.
you should trip them up
or lock them in a cupboard or something
BraW!
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BraW!
Nirvana - With The Lights Out.
Accompanied by a damp flannel and an enormous baby playpen taking up most of my office.
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yummmmm
I have a salad cream sandwich and some minestrone soup with a 'bena acoutrement of course :D
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they have to be toasted mind
otherwise the texture just ain't right!
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I had baked beans mixed with last night's ratatouille/curry
on toast
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i'm having:
1 x Chicken Tikka sandwich
1 x Tomato & Basil chicken sandwich
1 x Chicken & green Thai mayo sandwich
1 x bag of Ringos
1 x Individual Strawberry Trifle
1 x Bottle of regular coke (not that Zero crap)
and approx 3 cups of tea
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1 x Tomato & Basil chicken sandwich
1 x Chicken & green Thai mayo sandwich
1 x bag of Ringos
1 x Individual Strawberry Trifle
1 x Bottle of regular coke (not that Zero crap)
and approx 3 cups of tea
Simple
Two thick slices of co-op white bread tin loaf with flora marge and some wedges of mild cheddar
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Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:07,
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A melted stilton and bri sandwich.
Followed by flapjack and custard.
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Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:10,
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Braw!
How is part two of the b3ta kill-a-thon going?
room for me?
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Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:15,
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room for me?
There's always room.
Shove your name and a link to a photo in this thread.
b3ta.com/board/6180704
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Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:19,
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b3ta.com/board/6180704
Vlad and I had mini battenburgs.
Among other such sandwich-based oddities.
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