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Today, I am eating three samosas containing three scotch eggs containing three pasties containing three bridies all washed down with 2 litres of irn bru and several cups of refreshing tea. What are you having for lunch?

From the If Apple Made Everything challenge. See all 544 entries (closed)

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:49, archived)

SALAD

BANANA
ABUSE

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)

BRAW!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)

Dunno

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)

*shuns

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)

Silly Dave

do you ring up those opinion telephone polls to say "I have no opinion"?

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in vino veritas, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:53, archived)

What?

Telephone?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:55, archived)

Haha

Yes. They're those things... never mind.

You going to send me your picture to vector or what? Or do you not really exist?

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in vino veritas, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:56, archived)

Hmm... all the photos of me by me are rubbish

And I don't know if anyone else has ever taken a photo of me

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:58, archived)

I have

It's on www.First-time-twink-boys.com

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:18, archived)

Ah alas

I cannot click on that at work :(

Send me an email later marked "important, to do with the website, honest" ;)

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in vino veritas, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:21, archived)

Dave, did you see how Stemill was banned this morning

for repeating himself until people were annoyed..............

;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:57, archived)

Was he?

And?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:58, archived)

altogether now....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:33, archived)

Oooh

today I had some chicken soup and some lemon meringue pie. And a glass of Ribena. It was yummy :)

Top facts Puke :)

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in vino veritas, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)

Lemon meringue pie is Braw!

especially if it is hot!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)

And it was

A delicious mixture of crunchy and gooey :)

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in vino veritas, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)

all the best meringue based dishes are!

Braw!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)

especially chicken meringue

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:53, archived)

sounds heavenly!

*drools*

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:53, archived)

Yummy indeed

'Noons gorgeous :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:53, archived)

Hello!

Have you eaten your crossword yet?

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in vino veritas, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:53, archived)

hehe

not yet... maybe in an hour or so

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)

RIBENA :D:D:D!!!!!!!1!

YIpeeeeeeeeeeeee

I lost the ability to type in my excitement, YAY for Ribena and YAY for IVV :) *hug*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:07, archived)

Oooh hello

*hugs* :)

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in vino veritas, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:10, archived)

Meatballs!

and spaghetti
and italian ice cream for arrfters

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)

Cor!

a lunch with afters! Braw!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)

fishcake

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)

just fishcake?

you need some fat chips with that!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)

well,

it's quite a big fishcake

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)

Pancetta carbonara.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)

lucky bastard

(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)

excellent!

don't have that ready grated parmesan that smells of sick though, have some fresh

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:53, archived)

I just had it with a bit of pepper.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:55, archived)

nothing

i'm fooking skint!

:(

(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)

go and steal something

and stop being silly

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:53, archived)

ham butties

apple
and a boost.
and a coffee.
I can't find my seabrooks :¬(

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)

Your seabrookes are over there!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)

don't

I am missing them :¬(

I think I took them out of my bag this morning when I was checking if I had my laptop power cable.

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:55, archived)

no, THERE!

*distracts while munching Swaza's crisps*

try and steal some more

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:56, archived)

:¬(

you might as well finish them now

*sulks*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:58, archived)

A cup of tea.

(checkers, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)

That's not enough

find some biscuits

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)

Cheese salad sandwich, some McCoys and a bottle of Cherry Coke

Nowt too exciting today - sorry!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)

a standard lunch

at least it's not quiche!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)

it's the safe option at our site greasy spoon

although I have just remembered that I have a lucky-dip bag of penny sweets too :D

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:57, archived)

Don't you mean manflan?

And why is todays facts compoed?

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in vino veritas, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:57, archived)

because it's appley?

manflan? Is that how they make the white gooeyness? bleurgh!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:58, archived)

Yummy yummy

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in vino veritas, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:00, archived)

pffft!

I would respond, but I wouldn't want to come across Sleazy and Inappropriate!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:04, archived)

Pffft

If you want sleazy and inappropriate you know where to find me ;)

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in vino veritas, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:04, archived)

I thought he was in Scotland!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:08, archived)

*Bookmarks and emails*

Yeah he is, that's why I'm eating lunch alone *sob*

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in vino veritas, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:10, archived)

I'm here

although I'm off for a meeting now (at THAT table!) :(

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)

Hahaha

Try not to think about it. Or look for stains :)

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in vino veritas, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:13, archived)

no, that's sleazy and appropriate!

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mugatu, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:08, archived)

*sleazes*

;)

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in vino veritas, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:13, archived)

Ah the two lesser known of Snow White's dwarves

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:14, archived)

Scampi 'n chips

with lemon mayo.

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Three Dog Man, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)

Cor!

Lemon mayo sounds good for seafood!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:55, archived)

The usual

but earlier I had a big bowl of strawberrys & melon
followed by a ham, tomato & mayo sarnie

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)

Braw!

have two crosswords to wash it down!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:55, archived)

Spagetti bolegnais (i can't spell)

olives, and the usual mug of tea.

also: apple compo winnar!

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)

Braw!

and thanks! The lazy summer hols, eh?

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:57, archived)

ah, yes

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:03, archived)

10 inch sub with cajun chicken

and various leaf vegetables, no butter

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:53, archived)

what happened to

the extra 2 inches?

'waits for smut'

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McBadger COW, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:56, archived)

Braw!

Have butter with that!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:57, archived)

No butter

ever.

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:59, archived)

Lovely stuff

I had a prawn and mayo sandwich, brown bread, washed down with a diet cola with vanilla in it, and a nutritious grainy bar.

/health kick

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McBadger COW, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)

Excellent!

Have it all twice and then some chips

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:58, archived)

I'm going to have a chcken, red pepper and paprika mayonnaise wrap

or maybe some poached eggs and marmite on toast. I haven't decided yet. Either way, there'll be a cookie and some tea in there somewhere.

(asdfasdfasdf, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)

Brilliant!

that sounds great

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:59, archived)

LUMMY!!

That's a meaty feasty meal you have there

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McBadger COW, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:00, archived)

samosas

sung to the tune of 'tequilla' by terrorvision

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harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)

Braw!

Have a scotch egg to the tune of Chas 'n' Dave's Margate for afters

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:59, archived)

Scottish Things !

Proper Scotch Pies - made with Minced Mutton and Hot Water Pastry.
And because I had one lying around I've filled some wi' Haggis as well.
I'm having one of each.
I've filled the dimple in the top with baked beans.
and I'm eating them with
Chips and Gravy.

I'm washing them down with bottles of Isle of Arran Blonde Beer.
and Deuchars IPA

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:55, archived)

Oops!

I nearly missed you out!

That's quite nice, but you missed going to the pub

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:02, archived)

Too busy to go to the pub today.

I have to hit motorcycles with large hammers today.
Fortunately I have a LOT of beer in the house

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:06, archived)

Braw!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:06, archived)

in a dramatic break with tradition

cheese on toast. Two slices, worcester sauce, granary bread, red leicester. Coffee

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Milkman Dan, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:55, archived)

red leicester makes the best COT

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eponymous Oh!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:58, archived)

'swoon'

must try that!

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McBadger COW, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:59, archived)

Cor!

Cheese on toast is just as Braw! as a bacon sandwich

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:00, archived)

chamstard sarnies with lemon mustard

2 cold cooked pork & apple sausage
a pink french fancy
a cup of tea
a pint of orange squash

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eponymous Oh!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:55, archived)

Wow!

just wow!

That's probably as near full marks as you can get!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:01, archived)

*grin*

i feel so proud

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eponymous Oh!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:02, archived)

steady

you haven't won lunch of the day yet . . .

EDIT: you have now!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:05, archived)

ta puke!

i'm having another french fancy to celebrate

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eponymous Oh!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)

blimey

'goes out to buy pork apple sausages'

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McBadger COW, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:04, archived)

I am working from home today

and have a wonderful-smelling home-made steak pie from the butcher's shop along the road in the oven, and some freshly picked runner-beans and smiling potatoes to accompany it. Plus gravy, and lashings of tea.

(unshopped image, sorry, yes I do know the rules... meh)

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:56, archived)

Oooh smiley potatoes!

Your lunch sounds lovely :)

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in vino veritas, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:59, archived)

Why is your oven along the road?

*ducks

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:59, archived)

It would've needed to have read

"in the oven along the road" for that to work, but 10/10 for effort, edjogs

(motto: never try to out-pedant a pedant!)

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:13, archived)

Why is the Butcher's shop in the Oven?

*Runs

(eno, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:21, archived)

All Pies

Should be homemade.
Mass produced supermarket pies are the Devil.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:00, archived)

Happy potatoes make the best fat chips

FACT!

Braw!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:01, archived)

mmm... Lunch

1 x Chicken Salad Baguette
2 x Coke Zero
1 x Caramel chocolate bar thing.

All washed down with a liberal helping of nicotine.

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blueNine Bees with Knees, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:57, archived)

less coke and less fags

makes for a better lunch

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:03, archived)

Small pikanese with gastoric wind

Flip flop!!

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:58, archived)

Excellent!

Make sure you cook him in his own yap!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:03, archived)

Two boiled eggs

and soldiers, a wagon wheel and a can on Vinto.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 12:58, archived)

That is an excellent retro lunch!

Braw!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:04, archived)

A tuna salad sub

which is lucky because someone else at work likes them, there's only ever one available, and it's first-come-first-served.

So now we both sprint out the door as soon as we hear the sandwich van arrive...

Oh and a mug of coke.

(Imaginary Ed was dreamed up on, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:00, archived)

you should trip them up

or lock them in a cupboard or something

BraW!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:05, archived)

Nirvana - With The Lights Out.

Accompanied by a damp flannel and an enormous baby playpen taking up most of my office.

(trumpet, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:01, archived)

The finest of flannels and the smallest of playpens

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:06, archived)

Think i'm going to go for a

or www.b3ta.com/board/6182711

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P3te "the Meat", Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:01, archived)

Have an olympic breakfast

and cherry pancakes

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:07, archived)

yummmmm

I have a salad cream sandwich and some minestrone soup with a 'bena acoutrement of course :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:03, archived)

Cor!

I haven't had a salad cream sandwich for yeeeears! Braw!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:07, archived)

they have to be toasted mind

otherwise the texture just ain't right!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:16, archived)

I had baked beans mixed with last night's ratatouille/curry

on toast

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:04, archived)

Braw!

needs more meat

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:08, archived)

i'm having:

1 x Chicken Tikka sandwich
1 x Tomato & Basil chicken sandwich
1 x Chicken & green Thai mayo sandwich
1 x bag of Ringos
1 x Individual Strawberry Trifle
1 x Bottle of regular coke (not that Zero crap)
and approx 3 cups of tea

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mugatu, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:05, archived)

Excellent!

you are to be comended!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:08, archived)

Simple

Two thick slices of co-op white bread tin loaf with flora marge and some wedges of mild cheddar

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:07, archived)

Mild cheddar is for girls!

get some extra-mature!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:09, archived)

A melted stilton and bri sandwich.

Followed by flapjack and custard.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:10, archived)

Braw!

How is part two of the b3ta kill-a-thon going?

room for me?

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:15, archived)

There's always room.

Shove your name and a link to a photo in this thread.
b3ta.com/board/6180704

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)

Oooh

I've added me, hope that's ok :)

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in vino veritas, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:27, archived)

Vlad and I had mini battenburgs.

Among other such sandwich-based oddities.

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)

2day i scoffed....

Steak, egg, mushrooms and chips.

a peanut butter Kitkat

washed down with lashings of coffee

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caffeinefreak, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:30, archived)

your lunch = my dinner

and tonight it is simply two knot rolls with chicken & cheese + a bag of chilli crips (kettle of course)and filtered water.

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:33, archived)