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[challenge entry] you'd be quick too

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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:04, archived)
# *hits Esc*
hahahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:05, archived)
# I never knew that worked until now.
I've always just clicked on it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:08, archived)
# we mac users have to hit the scroll bar
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Us PC users have to get undressed and do the Maccarana
Well that's what my Computer Studies teacher told me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:09, archived)
# i fell seriously in love with the girl in the blue wig
and silver hotpants from the macarena video
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyy Macarena
AIIII!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:11, archived)
# *songs*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:12, archived)
# she was (is) so unutterably beautiful
i'd have married her without question
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Do you have a pic?
I never saw it . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:16, archived)
# sadly no
and she was part of an ensemble so you only ever got tantalising glimpses
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Bah!
I want a tantalising glimpse now . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:19, archived)
# try youtube maybe
but i doubt the comprsession will do her justice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Trollop
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNsb4zP76gE
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Hubba Hubba!
THAT'S what I'm talking about!

EDIT: She looks a bit like rabbitz!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:32, archived)
# AIII?
Are they from Ali G clones?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)
# I like Macaroons
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:11, archived)
# I Like (Ennio) Morricone
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Yeah
well I've has the op since then:P

Was it you that wanted a room for the 3rd?

I forget.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:12, archived)
# yes please!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Cool what time do you think you'll be in London?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:14, archived)
# i will gaz you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:15, archived)
# i'm glad i read that slowly
i though youe were going to say "in lazytown"
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)
# so did I, first time
:S
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:14, archived)
# i am still unsure as to what the hell lazytown is
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:14, archived)
# annoying shit kids programme
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:16, archived)
# it's a very weird kids program
with a girl with pink hair.

and a guy who jumps in the air a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:17, archived)
#
sounds riveting
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:19, archived)
# and puppets
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:20, archived)
# huh?
are we discussing scrolling down?
you could hit space bar
but i am confused i say
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:10, archived)
# nope
stopping gif animations
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:12, archived)
# oh
I just pull the mouse across it, it tends to catch the frame i want
i am a cheatin' mac user, i know
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Cunning. Some daysI just blink quickly
and try to synchronise my eyes being open with the frame I want to look at.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:20, archived)
# noon
Miss Nawah!

nay we are discussing pausing animations

Hitting Escape on the mac opens up a hatch in the floor which we fall down if not careful
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)
# i recently activated those 'hot corner whatsits' on my mac
and i'm actually finding it more annoying than useful. But then my mouse broke and I am back to using the touchpad again.
i don't hit esc. unless i'm trying to break my mac.
but then I once crashed a whole PC system that was rendering a 2hr movie overnight by unplugging a device. Blue screen of death. On a mac you'd just get a slight telling off.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:16, archived)
# pfft
The corners can be useful

what is annoying is on the mighty mouse how accidentally centre clicking opens the dashboard :(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:19, archived)
# nah, switched the corners stuff off
I was activating it with the side buttns of the mighty mouse, and never used it properly anyway.

I F12 the dashboard.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:21, archived)
# ooh
not a fan of the mighty mouse
prefer the rip-off clear one you can get in john lewis with a proper right/left click. much better.
mine was a free old one off a mate. going to get that one next.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:22, archived)
# simple solution is to delete dashboard
it's shit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Nope
Click the actual blue scroll bar, it'll cause the gif to pause until you release.

Not in the sexual way.
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)
# no
on safari, at least, if you click on the scroll bar button the animation stops.

this is great as it's like using a "next frame" button.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)
# I just read it as it went past.
but then i'm boring like that...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Shhhh....
I'm a Mac user... But if they hear that...
*Throws eyes around with Suspicion*

Quick into the Tunnels...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:10, archived)
# do they have stuff?
*gets excited*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Yes.. and bits and Bobs....
And some Thingamejigs...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:12, archived)
# wahey!
*joins*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)
# WOO!
Me too.
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:15, archived)
# me too!
don't forget me!
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:17, archived)
# *Doesn't forget niceandwarmandhot*
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:19, archived)
# *Prides*
At last A Band of mac users...
Now we can say: It's not our fault they do those unbearably smug adverts...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:20, archived)
# oh fuck yes
I have 2 macs, but those fucking adverts...

"I'm a mac, I don't get viruses!"

Perhaps because 99% of pcs run windows? So virus writers don't bother making osx versions?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Yep... And Macs don't get Viruses.. they just Carry 'em...
So all of your PC mates can get 'em and then get mad...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)
# *pffft*
Get a Mac, 'cause it's cool to be a carrier!

/MacistBlog
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 18:09, archived)
# *holds secret stone door open*
Hurry, it's starting to roll shut!

Don't forget the Torches!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:21, archived)
# i'm doing a logo
because i should be working and it's more fun
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
Hull, you baddy!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:05, archived)
# haha!
brill!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Why are there no Ethiopians on Dartmoor?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:06, archived)
# I don't know....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:07, archived)
# It's those damn tricky new imigration laws.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:08, archived)
# I don't get it....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:09, archived)
# That's why they're so tricky.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:10, archived)
# little shites
*readies blunderbuss*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:11, archived)
# I'm still waiting for you to create a mashy
:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)
# mashey?
wassat?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:18, archived)
# immigration regulations?
lack of funds for airfare?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Parrots eat them all?
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:10, archived)
# cattlegrids.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:20, archived)
# because it's miles away from their home country and they have a very shonky transportation network so the chances of them getting there are very slim
unless they ahve been bought back to this country by a caring oxfam worker for some medical treatment and they are on a day trip to see dartmoor.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:10, archived)
# hahahahahaah
had to time esc just right
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:07, archived)
# I use the scroll on my mouse
If you press down it stops the world.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:09, archived)
# not on this steam-powered piece of shit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:10, archived)
# haha
how many valves does it have?
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:10, archived)
# haha
How many signs do they need?! talk about over kill.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:07, archived)
# *scroll-button clicks*
*gets*

*groans*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:07, archived)
# silly bird
you are running around in circles, the natives will wait until you get tired then kill you with AK47's
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:07, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Shirley, they've eaten all the AK47s?
you needlesslyapostrophising git! What are you, a feckin' greengrocer!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:10, archived)
#
AK47's Sticks
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:10, archived)
# voop!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:10, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:11, archived)
# This am teh love
This afternoon has made me rethink my plans to destroy b3ta
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:14, archived)
# I know I've had too much tea
whan I start snorting and stomach-cramp lauging at neville pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Tsk tsk, The Neville.
Such rudes from your headmouth. :(

(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:20, archived)
# I know this ostrish
(duck Quack !, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:16, archived)