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# Ning, peeps.

What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# The next scene on from this
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# With extra added
upside-downness
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Or Pip watching with popcorn at the ready
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
#
popcorn tenners
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
#
tenners fivers
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Cheapskate
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
#
fivers coppers

of course you realise this is Pip we're talking
about and not me
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# of course we realise,
that's why no-one's mentioned IOUs yet :p
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# o_O
actually, it's a fair cop
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
#
fivers tissues
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Hehehhe office lol
morning sheckshi *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# £3.27 in coppers.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# I can just see him pelting the poor girl with them.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# he puts them in her pants like normal people stuff notes.

scarles pants have about have a kilo of tarnished metal in them and a re hanging down.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# now this is what you should draw!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# haha
'girl'
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# haha
'girl' 'squirrel with tits'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Or Scarlet on a roller coaster
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# EVERYTHING!
with sauce on top
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# and don't go cheap on the paté
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# more sequential art :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# how jack got the crack on his noggin'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Jack's origin is in today's strip :)
As is the fate of Pipingrad.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# yay :D
you better not destroy Pipingrad you git!! :)


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# *can't wait!*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# ^this!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# You still having problems with servers?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Yeah
I'm doing it now

Little linux server down your way screwed up during a yum update in such a way that I can no longer talk to it so I am having to talk a bloke through reinstalling from scratch over the phone.

It's not too bad, it's a very straightforward install, but he's no idea what he's doing.

(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# I don't work with Linux (although I should really)
so I can only offer wishes of good luck...

I know what you mean about talking non-techs through installs though. Particularly server installs. It sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# I really recommend this SME server
www.smeserver.org/
for smallish networks where they are too tight to shell out for winservers and don't need anything too fancy.

It took me a while to get comfortable with the whole linux thing but this makes it all piss easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Holly Shitting Fuck
I'd sooner slit my wrists than try that little trick.

Can't you just get to the server and do it yourself? It'd be quicker, even if the server is in Fiji!

You poor, poor, poor person.
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Kat, showing her how to pole dance properly
'ning JJ!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# *poke*
Dirty boy.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# 'ning mista!
how's the... stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# ......stuff
is good.
Off out to bask in the sun with a lizard in a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Hullo you two
When are you going to organise a bristol bash? Its been a while since I came home!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# 'ning sir.
I'd very much like to see a Predator (from the film), relaxing on his day off.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# the essence of existance.
but not with tits....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# the vanilla essence of existence
with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# vanilla EXTRACT
not essence, it's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# with tits?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# shut up
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Surely the essence of existence
is tits?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# scarlet gets a big fright
and turns into a big puffed up fluff ball with
just her facial features showing.

edit: what thor said about scarlets pants hanging down cos they're full of pennies.

or

scarlet has been sitting on the beach all day
filling her bikini bottoms with sand.
when she stands up they stretch down to the sand.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Haha, this is my second choice.
=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# What is it with you
and violence this morning? *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# giving big frights is not violence!
i give my cat big frights all the time.
she loves it* and she gets all big and fluffy!



*she may not love it, but i choose to believe she does
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# it's not the frights
but the beatings she doesn't like.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# or the throwings.
you can throw a cat quite far
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# And Davy Crockett rides around
And says it's cool for cats It's cool for cats
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# A magic cup of tea
which comes to life so that I can reach inside my monitor, pick it up and drink it, and then put it back again and hit F5. Ad nauseum (literally, I'm quite sensitive to caffeine)
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# *steals idea*
*patents*
*sells*

Profit!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Ooooh
I'll buy one!
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# i made a tutt
an f5 tea cup.

it's in her profile i believe
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# "when smurfs go bad"
(a new reality TV prog.)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# *third choice*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# It sounds like one of those police chase shows.
That would be ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# bad smurf bad smurf
whatcha gonna do
whatcha gonna do when they come for you
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# babboons with cybernetic arms
they are getting use to the new limbs and smashing up the laborotory.


two cheeses fighting, one is french the other english, they are fighting got the honor of a sexy warm baggette with a large chest and a saucy look in her eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Mmmm
Hate cheese but love bread

*goes in search of sexy warm baguette lady*
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# *fourth and fifth choices*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# *loses hope of a wakeup and gets up anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Bah, remembers to phone.
Waaay too late =/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# JESSIE!
*curls round neck*

ooh it's been so long since i've had a mink snack.

*winks at prof*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# APHEX!
*rummages for mink snacks*
*can't find*

:s

Sorry little fella, someone's stolen them again

*strokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# really?
how odd.

*mink purrs*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Ning
Chloe choosing come-hither clothes

Or www.b3ta.com/board/7391415
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Draw this!
www.b3ta.com/board/7393457

heh heh

blearey 'ning, lully JJ
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Sounds 'Special Files'.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# The Right Hon David Cameron MP and Alistair Campbell
going at it like knives in the back seat of a ministerial limo. Various members of the Commons Select Committee are seagulling the windscreen, creating a pleasant dappled light effect.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# hahaha
'seagulling'

i take it that that is specific dogging terminology.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# I am steadfastly refusing to look it up
*resists the lure of Google Image*
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# i could not resis the lure of google
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=seagulling
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Crikey
there's even more definitions than I thought...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# *now terrified*
for Google image turned up an image of Phil Collins =S
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Opinion is divided on the subject
Some consider seagulling to be the act of leaving a deposit on the windscreen of a car - in order to show appreciation for the couple performing inside - while others maintain that seagulling is the act of masurbating onto unsuspecting bystanders from a high vantage point such as a tree or balcony. Either way, it involves jizz.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# mmmmm
jizz

best of all the er stuff that comes out of cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Dick Turpin
On a rainy night, up to his usual tricks, looking all threatening...

with or without tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Barnacles on the prowl

'ning JJ!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Darwin spent 5 years studying barnacles
at the end of it he said that he "never wanted to see another fucking barnacle as long as I live". True story, if a bit dull.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# SA enrol at Police Academy
(with Chloe as Callaghan, obviously)
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# a
hamster wedding
(The Director of Directing, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Scarlet
stuffing her cheeks with doritos, like a hamster filling it's cheek pouches
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Ah
Someone I know had a hamster that wedged a stick treat sideways between its cheek pouches, then ran for the hole into its house...

Pure comedy gold as it rebounded off the sides, all confused.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Ver' sleepy
souds like a nice place to start
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# omg
jack youve indirectly destroyed my keyboard, damn you
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Hot chicks on BMXs.
Again.
(MadGutters Now what?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# A sexy fish
Preferably tropical, but coldwater would be good as well.
(Dr GUID, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)
# draw Sarah Brown
no perversions or wierd penetrations, but she is pole dancing naked for a visibly erect Alistair Darling.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)