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# Hello
Thought I'd share.



(blimey, back within 2 days - snot very impressive is it! Does it help if I point out that I meant to post this on Friday before I went?)
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:16, archived)
# Hooray
for Dr.Phil
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:17, archived)
# hooray
for dr phil and pubs
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:18, archived)
# and mugs of tea
hooray for dr phil, pubs and mugs of tea
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:20, archived)
# and devotion to the catholic church
hooray for dr phil, pubs, mugs of tea and devotion to the catholic church!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:22, archived)
# and igloos
hooray for dr phil, pubs, mugs of tea, devotion to the catholic church and igloos.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:23, archived)
# and dr phil
hooray for dr phil, pubs, mugs of tea, devotion to the catholic church, igloos and dr, oh fucksocks....
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:25, archived)
# kittens, you fools!
me (shucks, if you insist), pubs, tea served in mugs, straw donkeys purchased by Spanish holidaymakers, igloos and KITTENS.

[edit]Hmmm, I'm going with Discostu on reflection. ;)
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:26, archived)
# I've no idea what refelction is
but it sounds painful, and kinky!
Get away from me you harlot!

runs very very far away

(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:32, archived)
# bog off,
cheeky.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:33, archived)
# tee
hee!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:35, archived)
# and big duvets
hooray for dr phil, pubs, mugs of tea, devotion to the catholic church, igloos and big duvets
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:25, archived)
# and ostriches
hooray for dr phil, pubs, mugs of tea, devotion to the catholic church, igloos and ostriches!!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:26, archived)
# hooray
yada yada yada, blah blah blah
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:27, archived)
# something
strange is going on here, Ive just posted twice to this thread and each time Ive come back and its gone, first the post of little donkeys from spain was gone...
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:27, archived)
# and plain chocolate hobnobs
hooray for dr phil, pubs, mugs of tea and little donkeys that you get in spain, igloos, big duvets, kittens, ostriches and chocolate hobnobs!

not sure 'bout the church, as am not religious

This goes well as i'm listening to the Dr P song at the moment too!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:26, archived)
# oooh
where can i get that and other b3ta related songs

edit: and can i have some b3ta related snogs too... i didn't get any on friday
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:27, archived)
# she'll get really embarrassed again
but i've only just discovered it, so linked with impunity
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:30, archived)
# woo!
that song is mingled in with my william shatners which i'm listening to now.
"when i was 17... it was a... very good year"
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:34, archived)
# it was a very good year for small town girls
and soft summer nights...
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:37, archived)
# Thats so fluffy i feel like throwing up
maybe
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:35, archived)
# wow...
that was lovely

brings a tear to my eye
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:36, archived)
# I really wish I could live in the world
of Dr Phil
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:51, archived)
# there are tons and tons of b3tan made songs
most of them won't be still up on the websapce though. I've collected most of them over the past year or so.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:32, archived)
# You not seen the monty python spanish inquisition
oh dear quoted from monty python, i must be punished with spanking and then...
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:29, archived)
# woo!
that's smashing
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:18, archived)
#
...what could that possibly mean?
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:18, archived)
# now you've made m@rkoni
look stupid

hello
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:18, archived)
# that's what your wedding is going to look like, isn't it?
you'll have organised it just to be like that, won't you?
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:18, archived)
# nah
I'd never have gone for those roses on the sleeve of the dress like that. ;)
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:19, archived)
# your
snot is always impressive
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:19, archived)
# you were here yesterday, too
i saw you.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:19, archived)
# yup
I've not been well though so I've been in instead of out doing 'portant stuff. :(
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:21, archived)
# You're only
'sposed to get the DTs when you actually cut yourself off, not cos you're planning on it.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:26, archived)
# hello again
nice pic
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:20, archived)
# yay!
thats fanny tastic!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:20, archived)
# welcome back
that marriage will never last. Wombles are well known to be terrible philanderers.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:21, archived)
# wombles
are basically tramps when you think about it
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:27, archived)
# looser
than a sack of spuds.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:29, archived)
# Shut it,
the pair of yez.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:30, archived)
# Ah
It's your real wedding photo beneath that - didn't realise. No offence intended...
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:41, archived)
# yes, through the medium of time-travel photography.
...we're not married yet.

But Wombles do not stray, and you are naughty to suggest they might. Tsk and tsk. ;)
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:48, archived)
# Ah,
That time travel trick is a bit cunning.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:00, archived)
# Hipp, hipp, hurra!
(no, still not a typo - LOL). Good to finally 'see' the lovely Dr. Phil that I've only read about since I joined. Lovely outfit!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:26, archived)
# bless you.
I like you already. Nice nitapus.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:29, archived)
# Awww, thanks!
The end of my name is the Norwegian equivalent to your 'kitten' you know..... or pussycat, and here it's just a term of endearment and has got nothing to do with a certain part of the female anatomy!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:35, archived)
# awwww
That is lovely.

(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:26, archived)
# Place hasn't been the same...
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:26, archived)
# lovely pic
btw, tomsk looks like he's having a shuffle
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:32, archived)
# ew!
Blame the original pic for that... anyway, No He Doesn't!!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:34, archived)
# sorry
/behaves oneself
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:38, archived)
# really?
is that a fact?
laughs at Dr Phil's blissful ignorance
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:50, archived)
# well, you know.
Not in that picture. In fact probably not in public at all.

Shut it yow durty bugger.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:53, archived)
# I'm only joshing
I like the use of the word "probably" in that sentance :)
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:55, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaay!
what else is there to say?
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:42, archived)
# Dr Phil hasn't lost
her cutting satirical edge

WOO!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:50, archived)
# thats so sweet
there didn't seem to be a proper send off on Friday either.
Unless it turned out I was working then, which seems unlikely
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:52, archived)