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# bindun?
Police are investigating the bigger picture of Mark Speight's death. It was sent in by 11 year old Susie from Reading.
(Catch21, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# "Will you start the fans please"...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Oh, that would have been good
The Crystal Dome as a giant blender...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# a fine mornin' to you, m'lovely
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# And to you too
How's you and yours?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# yeah, not too bad I guess :)
hope, you and yours are doing fine as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Yay for feeling betterness!
Now put your considerable talents to use and shop the CrystalDome Blender™


Please :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# 'ning!
How's big'ead?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)
# He's good ta
Kicking away like a good'un
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Right, off you fuck.
(__, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# no pic
no love
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# It's like a picture
but without the pixels
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# bindun
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# And your picture is where?
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# But in other news
New Nuts images in my profile. Barbarossa gets £100 and Ninja and Happytoast get £50.
The issue date is 18-24 Apr 2008 Mr. Happytoast Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# hooray!
lets hope they don;t have to wait months for their payments.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I believe TGA got his pretty quickly
I've not heard of anyone else having any problems.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I haven't received it yet, it's going through as we speak
on all counts
(the 3 smaller ones, and the large one from earlier this year)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# this is the best news I've heard since I heard it was lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Although I have been told that they're changing the name to
TGA Bank:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)
# my presence at the london bash is solely sponsored by NUTS
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Hehehehe
Well I've asked the guy if he wanted to come. I think it would be beneficial to all. However I can understand if he doesn't; 50+ peeps who haaev had an axe to grind with Zoo/Nuts in the past.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)
# £100?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# For the star image.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# tax free!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# in play.com vouchers for the next few weeks :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# *faints*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# then it goes to cold, hard cash :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# *comas*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# *flollops*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# which is as good as cash
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# So how does it work now?
do they contact you asking to use the images? How much do you sign away in rights if you say yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# The guy will gaz you and say that if you want to let them use your images you will get £50
If you are picked for the star image he will tell you that you'll get £100. None of this you may win something. You'll be told ther and then what you will get.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# not quite fella,
if your work appears, you will be credited, and their policy is that you get £50 for the basic image and £100 (in 5 weeks time, after the play.com promotion) for the star image. However, you need to invoice them directly for the money to keep it above board, you don't 'automatically' get it sent through to you :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Well an invoice is hardly a problem
At the end of the day is a small commission so it's a business transaction.

EDIT: It would probably be worth be drafting a template invoice and putting it in my profile for anyone who is unfamiliar with the process.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# he has already provided a template invoice :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)
# cool.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Woohoo!
hold on, mine has the spam of the week logo, does that mean I got £100?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Yup.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Well done Toast!
You jammy bugger. I spend shed loads on Play.com, still, £50 is great eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)
# LOL HIPPOS!
£100 eh, that's fab that is :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)
# You could buy a areal hippo with that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)
# invoiced :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)
# She's one step ahead of you then, you jockey.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# you
suck
donkey
penis
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Pictures or it didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)
# oh good god
Tuesday - check
Irritated - check
jaffa cakes and tea - check

bunker time!
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# someones stolen your image too
svamp.eu/game/ c/o cr3

edit/no credit to me at all, its a cr3 creation like what i said up there^,am open to offer of a shag however.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# that. fucking. rocks.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)
# *APPLAUDS*
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)
# That is fucking brilliant
I want to have your babies.
(ReallyEvilCanine looks like an upside-down question mark with hair, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)
# you want to touch 11 year old Susie from Reading inappropriately
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# mumbled the shambling Greek dressed in black.
He'd been sat in the corner of the cellar for some time now, having arrived just before the main group. A short bearish man, he slowly got to his feet and, joints protesting, reached under the plastic chair and removed a camera from it's protective bag.

'You want it, she wants it, the paying public want it and I haven't got all day.'

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# The door creaked open.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Several men entered, dragging a large drawstring bag between them.
The bag was obviously full, and full of a person. Occasionally one of the men would kick it, and a small mewling cry would be heard, but only for a second.

Whoever was in that bag, they obviously had been here long enough to learn that crying gets you nowhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Suddenly, one of the men cried out in pain
A sharp blade protuded from the bag, quivering. AS the crying continued, the blade suddenly danced into action.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# 'You fucking little bitch'
Snarled Kaspar, curling his top lip. He strode over to the bag and launched his para boot-clad size 13 foot into it with such ferocity that the wet thump that followed was hardly suprising. Again and again he kicked, muttering in Russian and never breaking a sweat.

He turned.

'Shall we continue? Men, another one of our guests will be needed.'

edit: right, I'm back off to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# you made b3ta cry :'(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Yes, lets make fun of the poor guy
who found his girlfriend so drugged up she boiled herself alive in the bath.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# ^THIS^
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)
# So where's the picture?
Fuck off 11 year old Susie from Reading, you utter fucking n00b.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# This
11 year olds from Reading taking the piss here. Something should be done about them.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Strap them to the blades of the windmills on the M4.
I think they're near Reading.

EDIT: They are.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# The CBBC tribute page to Mark is
genuinely tearjerking
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# It's a sad story all told.
My kids thought he was great.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)