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# Indy 4 was a little off the map.

I did enjoy it, though. The opening 30 minutes are worth the ticket price alone :D

What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Shhh!!
I'm going to see it tonight!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I was careful not to post a spoiler :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:21, archived)
# WHAT!!! CGI gophers do not feature heavily in the plot?
'Tears up tickets and wanders off forlorn'
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:22, archived)
# cgi gophers, indeed
think they may have had a spare few grand of budget kicking about and thought it'd really add to the film. like in the 'remastered' star wars films with all the cgi fucking about. waste of time, I'm glad this point has been raised
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:34, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:36, archived)
# I can't wait to see it now!
I don't care if there's no story, I just want to see the action.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:23, archived)
# It was Kevin Spacey all along!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:23, archived)
# and it turns out Bruce Willis was dead...
SHABADOO!*

*shabadoo being the technical term for the twist at the end of an M. Night Shyamalan film.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:25, archived)
# I'd wanted to watch Sixth Sense for a while,
then my english teacher ruined the ending, so I won't bother.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:25, archived)
# SHABADOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:26, archived)
# The crime solving dog?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:27, archived)
# I would have gotten away with it too,
if it wasn't for you fucking cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Why did they never say that in the cartoon?
It'd have made it much more watchable.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:29, archived)
# SHABADOO!
uncensored
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I thought he was a crime solving dog?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Bruce Willis?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:26, archived)
# no he's a tallented writer director producer and sometimes star of his own films.
He follows a strickt policy of one alright film, one shit one, one alright film, one shit one, and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Not the dog thing then?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:28, archived)
# He is an ok writer and director.
He has a good eye for how a story should work. But he has been served copyright infringement(sp?) notices for most of his films. Most notably Signs. It was a direct copy of a low budget film made several years earlier.

Still a good director.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:51, archived)
# The butler did it!!
spoiler
sorry
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:23, archived)
# how dare you
i was off to see the mousetrap this eveing as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:26, archived)
# hahahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Soz
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:28, archived)
# don't get your hopes up for the second half
solid, but in a direction one wishes it hadn't gone to
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Not space, I hope...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:24, archived)
# like a poorly aimed turd?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:24, archived)
# exactly that
plop.
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Mick Aston did it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:23, archived)
# formulaic and summarised on wikipedia
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:29, archived)
# My sentiments exactly...
utter nonsensical tosh, but in a very enjoyable way....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:22, archived)
# whats this about you not going to the bash?!
*slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Neice's first birthday coincides....
I'd managed to persuade the missus that she wanted to spend her birthday do with you lot... but hadn't reckoned on the fluff power of a one year old.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Charley Patton impaling jelly babies on a cocktail stick
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:23, archived)
# i hated it and was very close to walking out....
the mini advert with mr glove box man was excellent though!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:23, archived)
# I was gonna do my stuff
hiya fella
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:24, archived)
# eeoop our kid!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:26, archived)
# king b(?) and Joe S
How goes guys?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Grand Stn, ta
Busy though... flitting in and out today
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:43, archived)
# TJ: Did you catch Bond on R4, Saturday afternoon, byw?
It was brill!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:46, archived)
# IVES.
Hello :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:33, archived)
# I agree
my reaction was "At least they didn't fuck it up"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:24, archived)
# SECRET FILES!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!
nice work, i like the colouring on it.

also this lickle Indy sketch is delightful.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:24, archived)
# in the next frame
he rips her throat out and then feasts on her flesh.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:28, archived)
# sweeeeeeeeeeeeet...........
*horns*
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Feasting: yes.
Ripping: No.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:41, archived)
# total unrelated tj
found this on the msn website, was this created by a b3tan?

tech.uk.msn.com/features/gallery.aspx?cp-documentid=7726954&imageindex=6
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:28, archived)
# you mean it isn't real?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:30, archived)
# I think so, but I could be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:31, archived)
# nimbo cumulus goatse!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Hehe - you said cum
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:35, archived)
# :D always appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:37, archived)
# "Your gonna eat lightning, and your gonna crap thunder!"
Ahhh, I miss olde Mick :-(

*first post* .. I wish I'd thought of something better :-/
(I helped save b3ta! noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Hi there :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 12:08, archived)
# What should you draw the'day?
A better ending
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
This is TOTALLY what happened. (also avoids spoling)

You should do Joan of Arc as a hedgehog, sexy hedgehog
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:34, archived)
# An obese, naked, downs syndrome rabbit
rolling around in a paddling pool full of piss and faeces whilst muscular rottweilers look on and wank.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:37, archived)
# with tits
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:44, archived)
# ...off their owners
who are midget punks and are all chained together through their bellends and nipples
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:48, archived)
# could you draw a man playing a guitar.
a folk inspired one.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:37, archived)
# draw Indiana Jones.
you did lots of Indy themed pics, but never the man himself. Or draw Irina Spalko, who was dead sexy in the film. (and excellently played by Blanchett)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
I bloody love that pic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Well obviouslt SA indy!
Did they over CG it? This was my main concern.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:52, archived)
# i didn't think so.
they used it mainly for scenery and stunts, the things it should be used for. so no CGI whips or gunshots.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Good
That's what I love about the old ones. The special effects were genious just not CG.
It's overused too much. I remember an interview with Michael Caine about the batman film. He said that when he was the bit with batman standing on top of the narrow point of a sky scraper, 'That the best CG I've ever seen'. The director then told he that they'd actually chained a stuntman to the top of the building. I think that says a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:02, archived)
# fisting
and lots of it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:53, archived)
# always this^
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:59, archived)
# ME! playing ukulele! i has my first gig today :D
also i like the crayons :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:55, archived)
# I have to say
I was not impressed by the film. Not at all.
I was nearly in tears, I was so angry at Spielberg for bollocking it up.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I enjoyed it too. But the ending was garbage.
Oh, and gophers coding a CGI George Lucas to fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 27 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
# CG aliens fucking up a movie
wait...been done

Scarlet attemting to encourage 1000 monkeys to write a novel
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# That's a beautiful thing happening there.
Maybe he needs the "Lucas Whipserer"
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:22, archived)