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# Anyone else notice?


filename for explanation
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Probably.
Haven't seen it though.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# For some inexplicable reason, this hurts my eyes
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# *hands sunglasses*
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# you are no Tonto
your a fat gay lion ;)
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# OI!
Less of the fat thank you very much!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Yes you are hehe
'ning sir

(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Loon!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# You sure got a perty mouth
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# LOL!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Speaking of Tonto...
Did you hear Johnny Depp is to play Tonto in Benecio Del Toro's upcoming "Lone Ranger" movie? I am torn - Del Toro's work is fantastic, but the Lone Ranger? I dunno...
/sorry for the TJ
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Ooooh!
That sounds like an interesting one....

And do you mean Guillermo?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# I've always wondered why this happens
I think the mind must think that it is looking at a bright light and acts accordingly.
'ningle fella.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# 'True, since it doesn't happen when looking at a white page on the screen
'nings!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# nice badge


(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# first badge I've ever made :D
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)
# WHY GEOFF MAN AYUM BLIND
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)
# *Helen Kellers all over the place*
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# ???????
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# whut?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# he likes making people squint their eyes
so he can shout "slanty eyed bastards" at them
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# So are you saying that the little boy
wasn't really Chinese?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# exactly
he was a mexican who just squinted for the whole movie
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Damn Mexicans!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Lens flare is the only way to hide his neck these days
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Everybody loves teh lensflare...
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# ^ this!
except Vampires!!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)
# I dunno...
They probably don't like direct exposure, but shirley they can appreciate the general aesthetic of the thing?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Hmmmm....
I shall have to test that one!
:)
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I was being distracted by all the huge amounts of SHIT MOVIE that were going on.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# It wasn't that bad....
/tries to convince self
Edit: I saw Boosh a coupla weeks ago!!
It was brill!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Is it 3rd series joke heavy?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# No!
I was expecting to see "tv stuff done live", but was pleasently surprised.


(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Oh thank fuck
you've made an old woman very happy.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# £12 for a programme!!
But you do get Boosh crayons, Boosh tattoos and Boosh stickers.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# This is also partly the reason I don't want to go
They are money whores and it annoys me greatly.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# This as well is part of my argument below.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# I got annoyed at their website that was charging people a fee to get to a "special" area of the website
And quite a high one at that.

(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Yeah, that fucked me off too.
Like they haven't got enough money to be getting on with. FFS.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)
# They are amusing though. :D
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Less so now.
Like the whole Zappalet thing. She might be his daughter, but she can't act for shit. Why the fuck is she there?

It may as well just be called 'Noel 'I'll snog a 16 year old so long as it's a Geldof' Fielding and his Celebrity Chums, also featuring this chap from Leeds and that guy from the Stereophonics/Mike Fielding'.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Haven't they been like that since they got the TV series though?
Julian Barrett I love, but I would happily see Noel Fielding fall over and graze his knee really badly!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Yes, the "bring me mates in forra laugh" is all fine and good
If you are not charging extortionate prices to allow people to see them.

I think the advantage I have is that I get to see the DVDs and am mostly shielded from the chat show/guest stars muggery that passes for entertainment on UK TV.

edit: And Naboo's/Michael Fielding's shit acting was endearing for a while but now he seems to be acting badly on purpose..

editedit: But I can't get enough of Bob Fossil.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# He's good in the show .
Don't sell yer tickets....unless you can't make it, due to living in Germany, of course.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# I can't make it due to not having money for the flight and hotel
Not due to living in Germany
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Took stepdaughter.
She wanted one.When I asked how much, I nearly dropped through the floor!!
But it's not ust a pamphlet.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# What is it then?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# M&S Pamphlet in red wine and caper sauce.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# gah!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)
# I don't need any of those things.
I'm not sure if I'll get any merch. If we'd gone to the gig last year when we bought the tickets, then yeah, but I'm not sure how much I like Boosh any more, really. They seem to be listening to all their own hype and getting rather remarkably self satisfied. However I'm probably just being fickle again.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# ^ this with golden trumpets on
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Boosh Braces £4.
The only thing which was worth it.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Braces is quite a good merch item.
I want Fathoms wallets, when we do ours.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Can you please make them so that money and credit cards actually fit in them
and the wallet actually fits into pockets too?
Ta.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Will do.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# given the drummer's a tree surgeon
we're going to sell chainsaws with Wayland The Smith on the blade

myspace.com/waylandthesmith
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Aw, it was alright...
...right up until the last four minutes.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Meh, I thought it was big pissy poo pants.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)
# This should be in quote marks on the back of the DVD.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# ^this this this
nuclear resistant fridges? that was bad enough, but SWINGING THROUGH THE FECKING TREES WITH AN ARMY OF MONKEYS?!?!?!?!?!

I hate George Lucas.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)
# He does need a sit down in a locked room with 30 geeks and a taser.
It's the hair. The bigger it gets, the sillier he gets.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)
# How about one geek and thirty tasers?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Too much chance of the balance falling in favour of Lucas.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Ok, 30 geeks with 30 tasers
And that's my final offer
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Done. Sold to the woman in the silly moustache and feathery shoes.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# *checks webcam's switched off*
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Nice NKOTB t shirt.
I'd put some knickers on though.

:D

I should stop whilst I'm ahead. And unpunched.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
#


I was sure that was off
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)
# whatever button it is that you're pressing
it's not the one you think it is. So far you're just going blue red blue red blue red blue red.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)
# office lol
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Damnation!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# *Kills* (Lucas)
AICMFP
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)
# I STILL havnt seen this
and the more I hear, the more I don't want to tarnish the brilliant trilogy.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Do not watch it.
farm4.static.flickr.com/3071/2600485958_b5a6275dc2.jpg?v=0

Click that (SFW). It's the only good bit of the film. Now you've seen it, you don't need to see anything else.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# She was loving that accent!


(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# honestly, I'd say you are better off not watching it.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# ^THIS
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# ^this HARD^
never before have i been so disgusted and moved to leave a film before the end!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)
# I watched the third one at the weekend
as I'd not seen it before (yes I know but none of you can bitch at me until you've seen la haine and dimensions of dialogue) and loved it. HOORAY for Mr Rhys Davies.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# He's so cuddly :)
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)
# and balls at accents.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Meh, who cares?
He's a little like Michael Flanders
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# I do
I adore it when people are shit at accents- exception to the rule being that The Riches program with Eddie Izzard. NO. BAD Eddie.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Eddie really shouldn't act
I love him dearly, but he should stop
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# :D yes, bless him.
Right, ciggie time. Back in a minute.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)
# the third one is a brilliant ending to a great series of films.
THERE IS NO FOURTH INDIANA JONES FLIM.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Innit.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Don't worry Cap'n.
You know that I am the worst for having not seen "classic" films ;)

Not seen any of them :D
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# I've not seen the sound of music, but I don't see the point, really.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)
# arf!!!
mind if i slip another one of these in here

ties in with toast's post way down there, but i was still fiddling when he posted
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# "fiddling?"
I bet you were! PHWOAAR!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)
# I know what I would like to slip into that.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)
# anal pear?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Just a coffee and a croissant thanks
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# The Shotgun?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# i appear to have developed an unhealthy habit
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# These are fantastic
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# cheers
there will undoubtedly be more, i'm at that funny age.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# I love the originals too,
never seen them before.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)