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# From today's Mail On Sunday. Probably.


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(Tattsyrup, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Arf!
*buys eleventy*
*and clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
# needs more hiding place
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
# This is full of win
'click'

'edit' any excuse
; D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
#
lol
(w0l, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Inspired satire...
Well done Sir.
(Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not?, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)
# hahahahahaha!!! this is a work of pure genius
i expect to be emailed this in the not too distant.

*click

edit/ tag the bugger before it's too late
edit edit/ welcome aboard
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Hee hee hee
Chucklesome.

edit: I've just CFBed. It's even Acerer than I first thought. Woo!
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
# *buys 200*
these will be worth something one day
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)
# That's phenomenal!
My fave line is the one about the certificate of authenticity, that's fried gold right there! Image Hosted by ImageShack.usImage Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Winnar!
Really very good. innit.
Click
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
# It's right nice, that!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)
# hahaha
ab-so-loot brilliance:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha, beautiful. Trisha Goddard House.
You work for Viz AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# This is great
love the attention to detail in the text...#
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Genius...
bit like the plan really...
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Oh yes!
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Hell YES,
hahhhahhahha
CLICK
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# That's
wonderful


*edit
Superb piece of lurkage BTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Thanks
I think it was the combined forces of a weekend at home feeling rough with a cold and nothing better to do, and the climax of such a comedically awful news story which finally broke my lurkage in this way.
(Tattsyrup, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Thats
chuffin ace
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)
# *gulp*
I'd not seen a hi-res version of that photo of her before now, and it brings it home. Do you think she was ever taken to the dentist? She was probably never even given a toothbrush. The poor girl!

It's heartbreakingly poignant to see her smiling so sincerely despite it all. I hope she gets a better chance in life now.

If the £79.99 went to find and rescue more like her, I'd buy the plate. (And woo to the advert!).
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Come off it,
those seven kids should be aborted retrospectively.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Wonderfullest thing ever!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
# You win EVERYTHING
Woo tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Truly wonderful, and very well realised.
/also, right where it belongs on the FP too :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:48, archived)
# lol,
working class scum.
(Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Tattsyrup,
thank you for this. Really. It's fine that I snorted inelegantly with laughter in the office, because I have no shame.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Marvellous
Just bloody marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Some of their earlier collectables were far classier
(I helped save b3ta! malevole, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# The only thing I want to see..
Is a 'shop of the chuckle brothers spit-roasting some bird.

"To me!"

"To you!"

I'd pay to see it...
(apologies_for_length, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:57, archived)
# Made of actual win
I love it. Thank you for making laugh like a retard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Please make thie a reality
I want one for my hallway
(bagend, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Well...
A friend of mine thinks she might know someone who can do printing on plates, and isn't likely to give me the funny looks I'd get if I asked them to do it in Snappy Snaps. So it's not out of the question.
(Tattsyrup, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Really bad
mood, but now I am happy!

"shannon... is it me you're looking for?"
(catapilla is sorry he wasted, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# this^
is quality stuff, well done!

edit: 25% FP ratio. an unmatchable record, i'd say. don't reply, you'll ruin it.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# This finishes the internet
Close it and move along
(uberflange, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha
It's right nice that, wonderful attention to detail! :D
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Funnier than Craig Mehan is 'wrong' looking
Have theesen a click.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:01, archived)
# *cries with laughter*
fantastic!
(Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# HaHaHa!
This is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Absolute genius
"at the speed of light refracted through Craig Meehan's spectacles."
made me howl.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)
# that is genius
made me chuckle hard and long
(Osiris64 ... thats no moon ..., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Likes it
muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! awayfromthenumbers, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Apparently, the book sells well too.
(Halfcircle, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Sick, twisted and distasteful.



You are a legend.
(I helped save b3ta! LuftWaffle, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)