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# My boob animation skills seem to be improving
George Bush presents Tony Blair with the 'Presidential Medal of Freedom'
and a cracking pair of 38DD implants to play with whenever he visits.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Oh my god *vomits*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Why?
Tits and Bush! Can't go wrong!
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:17, archived)
# vomits even more
Don't spoil tits.
But i have to say that rather well done.
(munzor in the jungle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:39, archived)
# As are your abilities to disturb.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)
# This.

All this.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:15, archived)
# !ooW
that is wrong. so very wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Very . . . uplifting !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Was this from the Golden Globes?
ummm urr
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Jiggle physics!
Now if you'll excuse me I need to find the bind bleach
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)
# all hand animated
I'm equally proud and sickened by what I have achieved
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:12, archived)
# huh-huh
you're jiggling boobs with your hands dude...
huh huh
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)
# And very realistic it is too
must've taken a long time and lots of concentration on the blairboobs
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:19, archived)
# I am very distressed by this image
:(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Ha!
NIcely!

Also, Derren Brown is actually quite funny :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)
# of course he is
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Are watching it or shooting americans?
It is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:16, archived)
# ive finished shooting americans now im watching it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:17, archived)
# I have set the
betamax video blue laser ray player to 'record' for this televisual extravaganza, it looks more entertaining than sandpapering my thighs which is making a mess on the carpet
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Well you are in for a pleasant surprise :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Too right
my thighs are softer than before, smoother and ready for some cuprinol
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Heather?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:22, archived)
# I used to date a girl called heather
She was a shit shag
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:23, archived)
# rubbish
she was mighty fine you were doing it wrong, and theres 50,000 of us who say so
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:25, archived)
# 50,000 at the same time?¬!?!?!?!
FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Yes
Its was Fuckfest 1998 if I remember

God those were the days, no viagra just two lolly sticks as splints

aye me
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Oh god why!?
WHY!!!!!!!!!????!!!!1111//////
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:11, archived)
# *Spluff*
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Top squeezage!
The coy look on Tony's face is very disturbing. More disturbing than the lady bumps.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:11, archived)
# keep on practicing
you'll get it in the end i'm sure :)

also may i recommend track one HERE for this
well when i say "recommend"...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:12, archived)
# all presidents and prime minister
should have 38dd's

there would be less war and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Let's take Merkel for example
www.javno.com/slike/slike_3/r1/g2008/m04/y168995166477440.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:15, archived)
# I want her in a threesome with Sarkozy's wife
and we pour custard in her bra and squeeze it out the lacy holes.

/creme anglais mode off
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Woo
But I suggest you practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and practice and then try on your computer.
Tell Mrs. Teh Ollis it's research!

EDIT: I always seem to forget to tell you in my replies you have eth mad skillz.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)
# *Boing*
Oh Hai!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)
# This never fails to make me go all silly
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:15, archived)
# *giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Well if you do insist buying you clothes at Primark!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:39, archived)
# very nice Animation
but better if it were current seven days and he won't matter, could we get Obama and Hillary in that LOL
(I helped save b3ta! rootsxrocks, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)
# In what LOL?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:16, archived)
# I always wondered what the "special relationship" was.
Flub-a-dub-dubya.
(I helped save b3ta! biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:16, archived)
# How beautiful!
John Howard is envious. Not of the medal but of the size 38 rack.

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:18, archived)
# urghhh

(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:14, archived)
# hahahaha
outstanding! I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:20, archived)
# EVERYTHING IS PROCEEDING EXACTLY AS I HAD FORESEEN, BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)
# So wrong
One can only hope that someone at least one of them sees this.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 22:50, archived)
# I don't like this
It makes me feel wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! String Theory sometimes feeds the sparrows too, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Mmmmmmm.
This grapes my squildo.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:24, archived)
# That is bloody amazing
And strangely erotic, though i know it shouldnt be.

Could you replace the heads with Holly Valance and Myleen Klass please?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Holy shitting christ you sick puppy
this is giving me the fear.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Look at all those tits!

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# I need
Mindbleach, and a vom bucket
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:07, archived)
# This
boggles my mind.

Well done!
(ShockMeSane is wandering the lonely streets, muttering softly, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 7:32, archived)