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# New Image Challenge up
Alternative Medicine


These days anyone can be a doctor and cure diseases using pills, special massages, poo-analysis or just hand waving.
We're sure you lot can do it too. Create new alternative medicines using the magic of Photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:32, archived)
# No maths? Boo!
;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:33, archived)
# oooo that's a good idea
I might even be able to do some of these :D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] CURE FOR LESBIANISM
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:36, archived)
# in spite of myself
I laughed :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Maybe you should
have 'shopped off the wedding ring? :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:40, archived)
# ah.
or maybe i should have used my other hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:41, archived)
# I wouldn't worry
You seem VERY enthusiastic, and that's what counts.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:44, archived)
# like a rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:05, archived)
# It's why he couldn't use his other hand.
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:54, archived)
# what - that thumb?
I've seen em use bigger things than that without being cured.

err, erm, I mean - keep it up son - you're doing fine!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:41, archived)
# *nods and smiles simplistically*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:42, archived)
# but why would you want to cure them
lesbians are pure art!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Hahaha

you big silly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:46, archived)
# nah that's a cure for male hetrosexuality.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:55, archived)
# *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:04, archived)
# I'd do him.
(I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:01, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! PoshMurder <goat head>, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 6:48, archived)
# half arsed goatse
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Lo Prodge! Where have you been hiding?

Also, nice punning :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:04, archived)
# been lurking on and off :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)
# The ring...the clenched fist....the sense of perversion.
It's...it's HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:21, archived)
# OK
The wife and I would like to book you, we could also ask some of other lesbian friends to pop by too. You just don't know how hard it is to be a lesbian, there is the stroking and the touching and that is before the licking, when really all I want to do is sit down and watch Top Gear.

Oh well, just off for another tiresome evening of muff munching!

By the way, I laughed too. I am a disgrace to the sisterhood!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 18:48, archived)
# that expression
makes me think you'll be creating a lot of new lesbians...
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 19:18, archived)
# Are you....
... the love child of Robert Webb and Dom Joly?

Just wondering :-)
(welsh git finally has a friend called Dave..., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:23, archived)
# I looked at the picture
And I thought "What's so attractive about Robert Webb?"
(I helped save b3ta! MatJ LOOK, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:01, archived)
# I did at first too....
... then when I realised it wasn't, I noticed a bit of Dom - even a bit of David Walliams
(welsh git finally has a friend called Dave..., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 22:03, archived)
# I'm sure I can see some Christian Slater in there too
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 21:28, archived)
# and Tin Tin
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:47, archived)
# no, but i love the child of robert webb and dom joly
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:59, archived)
# The more I look at this
the funnier I find. Like a dwarf in a snowdrift.
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Bwhaha
An epic first. Clicky.
(harrumph, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:59, archived)
# I like your hair.
So you get a click.
(Helixdaunting, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 5:18, archived)
# A well timed decision following the rumoured death of Tamar Stitt
the girl whose parent smuggled her out to el salvador to avoid Chemo.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:38, archived)
# JESUS WILL SAVE US ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:43, archived)
#
WIF DA ANGLES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Also:
Is she realated to Norma Stitt?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:02, archived)
# should've tried Cherokee Hair Tampons

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)
# That's very much a shame.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# *something about 'shit compo'*
oh hang on, you're not fraser ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Fraser's in the Himalayas
Researching future shit compos.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:45, archived)
# ahahaha
nice euphamism - he's been downsized from B3ta Towers hasn't he
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Nope
He really is walking in the Himalayas right now.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:50, archived)
# wow!
*expects snow and mountain based compos for a while*
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:52, archived)
# There was some 100 Greatest virals thing over christmas
and one of the blokes on it was called Fraser.

Was it the Fraser?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:55, archived)
# was the the prog with Alex Zane?
that's where my sig comes from
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:58, archived)
# nah, this one was on Current TV
one of those dusty channels in the arse end of the Sky EPG
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)
# hahaha >.<
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll slap in a quick repost right from the off
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:48, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Tenuous pea for compo
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Cure for being Melanie Phillips


even better that is delivered by a hairy pinko!
(captainbildo, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:07, archived)
# what no Fraser to moan at?
Is he on hols, or snowed in?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:16, archived)
#
Himalayas, apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)