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# newsletter subject line compo
don't be a dummy
write a funny
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:17, archived)
# iPADDED OUT WITH THE USUAL SHITE
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:18, archived)
# speedy lol you win a custard cream
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# om nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Now expensively bigger than before
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:18, archived)
# not available on iPad
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:18, archived)
# BUYING SMOKES FOR UNDERAGE DRINKERS
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)
# just like last weeks, but the words are in a different order
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)
# live from Blair's trial, tweeting all the lols
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)
# We're not going to use a shit iPad joke
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Pretty pretty tra la la lapad.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# you won't need a locksmith to open it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# read Tony Blair's testiment here
damn you Toasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# IT'S A LETTER FULL OF NEWS
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# LIKE A GASEOUS BLAST OF HOT, FIBROUS DIARRHOA ONTO A CHILD'S UPTURNED FACE
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Sandwich + monitor
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:26, archived)
# nailed it
just what I was trying to say - only more effluent
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)
# THE MENSES STRAIGHT TO YOUR IPAD
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:22, archived)
# iEAT iPADS
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)
# iTS iNCREDIBLE
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)
# iSTEAL them out of rubbish bins.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)
# it's all you have to look forward to in your whiny little life
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)
# iPAD - BAG OF SHITE etc
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Griffy Savalas never normally replies as much as this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)
# I've had too much coffee and now I need a shit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)
# I vote this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Just don't go for a few days, see what happens
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Like the soft kiss of a leper with aids
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)
# like Twitter, but longer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Like the soft kiss of a leper with aids
damn you DIXON!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)
# yeah, you want to get rid of the sharp symbol
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# I didn't copy and paste it honest!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Damn Dixon.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Me and you, we have, like a connection, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:29, archived)
# I can feel it across the webs
It's like we are one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Ding!
Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)
# I heard you can't catch gay across the internet
as long as you don't use a Mac
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Can you feel me, dude?
Bit lower.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:31, archived)
# oh yeh
jiggle my pancreas baby
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Wow, your pancreas is pretty hefty
Check out my kidney
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
# mmm - tastes like dogfood
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:34, archived)
# No dude, too low - you're in my large intestine
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)
# damn snorkel has blocked up again
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)
# One what?
One giant conglomerate of garbage? I'm joking guy I think ur both realy great u no i mean that k.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)
# I wub yew, tssszar man.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
# stop stealing the duvet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:34, archived)
# I'm making a fort, man. I NEED ALL THE DAMN DUVET. LOOK, THIS BENEFITS US ALL IN THE LONG RUN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:36, archived)
# nice turret
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:37, archived)
# WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Are there any accountants about?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)
# It's a good job it's not the last working day before the tax return deadline...
OH SHIT! DOES ANYONE HAVE A CALCULATOR???
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:42, archived)
# haha, I was serious
my missus's tax has gone weird
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Payday and the Newsletter: gentlemen, this is what a multiple orgasm feels like.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)
# words words words words words
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Australian Open Sandwich Runner-Up
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# All mouth and no pantaloons
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Thank you. I made myself giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# where's my lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# iEATED iT
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)
# was it nice?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Nah pretty bland, you should choose better lunches.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:31, archived)
# I accept this criticism
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)
# where are my slippers?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Bullying bigmouths with small endowments since 2010
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# now what did I come in here for?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:26, archived)
# You sunk my battleship.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:26, archived)
# LAWYER'S SALARY, PLEASE!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)
# *sounds lutine bell*
How's it hanging TITTTSAR?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Average to okay. Perhaps a little worse than that. Or better.
How're you, bro?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
# crawling into a scotch bottle, so it's not a disaster.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Successful evening in Australia.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Not available on the iPad
out of choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:26, archived)
# you know - one of those wossnames
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)
# does exactly what it says on the tin
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)
# LIFE, LIKE OUR NEWSLETTER, IS FULL OF SHIT!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)
# this is what iALCOHOL is supposed to be for.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:29, archived)
# iAlcohol - I'd have to be one of those trendy type to drink that
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Oh noes, I'm trendy
*sobs*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Quick you have to do something untrendy
Do a Ben Elton impression "Lil' bit of Polly tics!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)
# *does ben elton impression*
BOG OFF!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Hey you, the Rock Steady Crew, show 'em what to do, have a wank, do a poo
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:31, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Winnar!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Here's an idea that's brimming with fun: Print out this newsletter and insert up your bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# when I was at Uni
I bought a clodplay album and met Michael MacIntyre. We chatted about Jordan and Brangelina over a latte mochachino. It was well funk
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
*KILLS*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:44, archived)
# It's not news and it's not a letter
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:29, archived)
# stealing your soul
bit by bit.
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:29, archived)
# I have had a crappy day and I wish to whinge about it on b3ta.
but I'm not going to.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)
# internet star come back tour, 50 dates announced
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)
# NINGS PUDDING CHEEKS!! X MWAH
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)
# this wins it for me
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Guess her muff is insanely good fun.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Who gives a feck about the subject line,
we post it you read it and feck off
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Steve Jobs flogs nobs bad pads
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
# What we want now is a device smaller than an iPad and larger than an iPhone - not half the way - maybe two-thirds of the way. That would be REALLY amazing
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:50, archived)
# We can call it an iPood.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:53, archived)
# This weeks iNewsletter brought to you by iRob of iB3ta
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:39, archived)