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don't be a dummy write a funny
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rob ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:17,
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iPADDED OUT WITH THE USUAL SHITE
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:17,
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Hahahahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:18,
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speedy lol you win a custard cream
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McDazzle Knows not what he does ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:28,
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om nom nom nom
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:38,
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Now expensively bigger than before
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:18,
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BUYING SMOKES FOR UNDERAGE DRINKERS
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:19,
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live from Blair's trial, tweeting all the lols
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:19,
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We're not going to use a shit iPad joke
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:20,
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Pretty pretty tra la la lapad.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:20,
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IT'S A LETTER FULL OF NEWS
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:21,
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LIKE A GASEOUS BLAST OF HOT, FIBROUS DIARRHOA ONTO A CHILD'S UPTURNED FACE
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:21,
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Sandwich + monitor
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:26,
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nailed it
just what I was trying to say - only more effluent
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:30,
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THE MENSES STRAIGHT TO YOUR IPAD
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:22,
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iEAT iPADS
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:23,
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iTS iNCREDIBLE
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:23,
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iSTEAL them out of rubbish bins.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:24,
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iPAD - BAG OF SHITE etc
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mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:23,
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I vote this.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:25,
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Just don't go for a few days, see what happens
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:26,
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Like the soft kiss of a leper with aids
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:24,
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yeah, you want to get rid of the sharp symbol
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:25,
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Damn Dixon.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:27,
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Me and you, we have, like a connection, man.
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:29,
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Ding!
Gay.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:30,
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Can you feel me, dude?
Bit lower.
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:31,
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Wow, your pancreas is pretty hefty
Check out my kidney
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:33,
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No dude, too low - you're in my large intestine
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:35,
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One what?
One giant conglomerate of garbage? I'm joking guy I think ur both realy great u no i mean that k.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:32,
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I wub yew, tssszar man.
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:33,
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I'm making a fort, man. I NEED ALL THE DAMN DUVET. LOOK, THIS BENEFITS US ALL IN THE LONG RUN.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:36,
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WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:26,
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Are there any accountants about?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:24,
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It's a good job it's not the last working day before the tax return deadline...
OH SHIT! DOES ANYONE HAVE A CALCULATOR???
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:42,
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haha, I was serious
my missus's tax has gone weird
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:05,
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Payday and the Newsletter: gentlemen, this is what a multiple orgasm feels like.
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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:24,
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words words words words words
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the wub - guide onion for the blind ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:25,
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Australian Open Sandwich Runner-Up
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:25,
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All mouth and no pantaloons
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait.... ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:25,
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Thank you. I made myself giggle
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:25,
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iEATED iT
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:27,
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Nah pretty bland, you should choose better lunches.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:31,
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Bullying bigmouths with small endowments since 2010
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:25,
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You sunk my battleship.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:26,
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LAWYER'S SALARY, PLEASE!
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:27,
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*sounds lutine bell*
How's it hanging TITTTSAR?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:28,
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Average to okay. Perhaps a little worse than that. Or better.
How're you, bro?
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:33,
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crawling into a scotch bottle, so it's not a disaster.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:38,
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Successful evening in Australia.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:40,
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Not available on the iPad
out of choice.
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:26,
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does exactly what it says on the tin
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:27,
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LIFE, LIKE OUR NEWSLETTER, IS FULL OF SHIT!
:D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:27,
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this is what iALCOHOL is supposed to be for.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:29,
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iAlcohol - I'd have to be one of those trendy type to drink that
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:31,
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Oh noes, I'm trendy
*sobs*
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:32,
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Quick you have to do something untrendy
Do a Ben Elton impression "Lil' bit of Polly tics!"
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:35,
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*does ben elton impression*
BOG OFF!!
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:39,
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Hey you, the Rock Steady Crew, show 'em what to do, have a wank, do a poo
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Bob Todd whee ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:28,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:31,
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hahahaha
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:34,
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Winnar!!
:D
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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:39,
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Here's an idea that's brimming with fun: Print out this newsletter and insert up your bum.
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:28,
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Hahahahahaha!
*KILLS*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:44,
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It's not news and it's not a letter
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:29,
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stealing your soul
bit by bit.
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null and void ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:29,
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I have had a crappy day and I wish to whinge about it on b3ta.
but I'm not going to.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:30,
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internet star come back tour, 50 dates announced
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McDazzle Knows not what he does ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:30,
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NINGS PUDDING CHEEKS!! X MWAH
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:32,
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this wins it for me
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:35,
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Guess her muff is insanely good fun.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:33,
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Who gives a feck about the subject line,
we post it you read it and feck off
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..wil ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:37,
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Steve Jobs flogs nobs bad pads
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:47,
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What we want now is a device smaller than an iPad and larger than an iPhone - not half the way - maybe two-thirds of the way. That would be REALLY amazing
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MartinH ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:50,
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We can call it an iPood.
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:53,
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This weeks iNewsletter brought to you by iRob of iB3ta
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:39,
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