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# quick question, what pushes your buttons?

I'm doing an animation thing and I'm after reasons for some characters to be massively angry over everyday things.
What common occurances can be enough to send you in to a rage like the Hulk after a day of similarly irritating things?
i.e. splashed by a car going through a puddle, parking ticket, run out of milk, tread in dog poo, flat tyre, clam packaging etc
good ideas may be animated :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:35, archived)
# Trains resembling fucking call centres.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:37, archived)
# "comedy" accounts


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:37, archived)
# People who are not naked for no apparent reason


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Ungulates

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Properly functioning organisations that are being disbanded for no good reason other than personal egos
resulting in rather large job losses
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Terrists

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Software that has been functioning for years suddenly deciding to never ever work again properly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Bavarian people


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:48, archived)
# The increasing amount of layers of packaging around common food stuffs
and my inability to open them
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Parking machines
That won't take the money you're putting in 'cos it thinks it's a fake, meaning you have to put in a quid, then come back in half an hour having swapped your fiver for five pound coins, so that you can have another half hour.
(Carlosfandango, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:05, archived)
# Get a bike

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:28, archived)
# Social services
get upset when I try to put my three kids, partner and dog in the side panniers.
(Carlosfandango, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 19:02, archived)
# I hate it when that happens
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Grrr!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:44, archived)
# Slow Internet!... D:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:38, archived)
# don't go near the links page then :D
(3mb gif warning)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:39, archived)
# ...and reposting cunts too!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:40, archived)
# People paying for their three low-price items with their card
and taking ages about it, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:39, archived)
# those
self service tills, "alcohol detected call an assistant" "unscanned item detected in the bag call an assistant" "un recognised bar code call an assistant", look, you useless piece of mechanical crap, just fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Hate those things!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:43, archived)
# the wife not changing the bin bag when it's full, causing me to have a split binbag related incident.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:40, archived)
# there was a kid at our school who jumped a spiked fences and split his binbag
urban myth at every school blog
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:43, archived)
# There actually was a kid at my 6th form who had an accident on his bike and damaged his bits.
I can't remember exactly what damage he did exactly but the word "popped" was used.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:45, archived)
# *crosses legs*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Hah, that's nothing...
I tore my banjo... twice.
(Carlosfandango, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:03, archived)
# waking up - going to sleep



those new micro wave baked bean tubs..I'm being fucking ripped off by at least 15 beans!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:41, archived)
# I'd like to shove them and those upside down ketchup squeezey bottles up someones arse
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:51, archived)
# BASTARDS!!!

/rages.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Computer locking up.
I broke a keyboard. But that's perhaps a tad cliched.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Stubbing your toe on the corner of a door/table
(I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Being clumsy, then getting angry at being clumsy which makes me even more clumsy and therefore even more angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:42, archived)
# YOU, YOU CUNT!!!!!!
totally untrue.
people who drop litter.They really get my goat!
*edit* yes, they have; they have been very naughty
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:43, archived)
# :D wonderfully guilty looking
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:47, archived)
# PEOPLE EATING LOUDLY.
fFfffuufuck.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:44, archived)
# people ambling round the supermarket
and stopping in the worst possible plage to read a fucking tin of cat food.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:44, archived)
# hahahahahaha
I can honestly say I've never looked at a tin of catfood to see what it say on it beyond the Brand/Flavour. Does it have nutritional value and stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Who fucking cares what flavour cat food is?
The cats bloody don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:49, archived)
# after washing their arses with their tongues they'll be happy for anything
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:51, archived)
# The Middle Lane Owners' Club
or, to put it another way, gits who drinve in the middle alne of a motorway when the insdie lane is totally empty

Thus turning a 3 lane road into a 2 lane road

Oh - and Demi Sec wine :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Button Pushers
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Ha ha........................poo on you!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:54, archived)
# : D lol

POOP! : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:58, archived)
# this, I like
I like
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:01, archived)
# YAY! POO PARTY!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:03, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h ha
YAY poo party : D
more poop everyone...wake the kids..it's poo tiem...um...again.
lol
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:07, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaay!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:44, archived)
# LET'S HAVE A POO PARTY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Oooooooooooooh . . . CRAP !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:20, archived)
# See what I mean!
TISSUE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Shut up and fling some poo...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:05, archived)
# I think you have an unhealthy obsession
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Blame Valin...he pushed my button.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:09, archived)
# And now my finger stinx !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:18, archived)
# I never said it was a clean button.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:20, archived)
# lol
they look so happy : D bless
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:08, archived)
# people who get all freaked out because you don't have your dog on a lead and it sniffs or growls at their dog
fucking bastards, i hate them
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Jobsworth cunts
Jobsworth, Jobsworth, It's more than me job's worth,
I don't care, rain or snow,
whatever you want the answer's no,
I can keep you waiting for hours in the queue,
and if you don't like it you know what you can do

/Jeremy Taylor
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:58, archived)
# "See that hole in the ceiling that lets the rain in
used to be just a hole
but now it's like a whole new scene, man..
it's way out, and groovy..

and it still lets the bloody rain in.."
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:10, archived)
# ah piss, doesn't look like he does that one much any more
but I hadn't heard this
"I am a Liberal Man"
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:19, archived)
# When some people eat, they clatter and scrape their knives and forks on the plate:D
(herman:D, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:58, archived)
# and on their teeth
*points to self*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:59, archived)
# The smell of my shit every morning
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:59, archived)
#


Click for bigger (157 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:07, archived)
# shouty fonts?
hahaha, who? where?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:12, archived)
# *activates caps lock*
HERE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:16, archived)
# people complain about capitals?
are you sure? I think you're seeing phantom nazis not zombie ones
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:19, archived)
# Phantom Nazi Zombies?
*runs and hides*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Too brown!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:29, archived)
# and people who complain about board nazis
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:12, archived)
# board nazi board nazis
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:13, archived)
# ...and people who use up thread space complaining about people complaining about board Nazis.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:15, archived)
# I tried to post it at 1280 wide, but it wouldn't let me!!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:17, archived)
# people who do their personal banking at a cash machines
Stop. Then get a second card out and do the same fucking thing.

Also, lorry drivers who don't realise me and my car are being propelled side on by them at great speed.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:31, archived)
# People who wait until they get to the front of the cash machine queue before they start the long process of finding their purse.
People who say "espresso" with an x as the second letter.
Abuse of the reflexive pronoun.
Misquoted Python.
People making funny faces at strangers' babies in public.
Chewing off too much of a toenail.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:48, archived)
# FUCKING SHITTY VIRGIN MEDIA INTERNET
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:01, archived)
# supermarket checkouts
when they start scanning the person behind you's shopping before you've got all yours in bags. Also, people who don't put those little things that show where their shopping ends and yours begins down on the checkout belt, so you have to awkwardly reach past them to get one.

I fucking hate checkouts.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Shit drivers in front of me.
Basically, being at the mercy of stupid and inept people.

And breeders.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Those few road users who think the law & Highway Code doesn't apply to them:
vehicles in cycle lanes;
lorries loading, right at a junction, in defiance of no loading marks;
cyclists disobeying traffic lights;
...
There are a lot of people on this island. If we're going to all get along safely, we all need to have some respect for each other and the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:22, archived)
# I could tell you, but this man does it better
And makes it rhyme :D www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGZ9lYHj5Bk
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:27, archived)
# people typing/clicking too loudly
people being discourteous
slow-walking groups of people, who walk the breadth of the fucking pavement
screaming children on buses/trains/planes
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:33, archived)
# The Daily Mail
and other bigots
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:21, archived)
# Just people generally.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:07, archived)
# Adverts
Primarily fucking hair products. YOU ARE NOT FUCKING WORTH IT, YOU RETARD, YOU'RE JUST EASILY MANIPULATED. Makes me want to rip my own face off in anguish.
(wasps Optic Cockles, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Street DJs deciding what music you are going to listen to today,
mobile phone DJs deciding what music you will be listening to on public transport,
People who yell at each other in the street/pub/hospital about uncomfortably personal shit then when you ask them to calm it down say 'Fuck off this is a PRIVATE conversation!' when it clearly isn't.
Anyone who's 'opinions' have no basis on fact, reason or analogy and seem to only survive thru threat, yet they insist they're 'as viable a yours'.
Anyone who tells someone how to do a thing they have never done before when the person they're telling has done it all their fucking life.
Anyone who has never lived telling me I'm living wrong.
Anyone...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 21:40, archived)