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# Newsletter subject line compo
blah blah blah spinal tumour
blah blah blah vaginal humour
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Now with fully javascript-enabled live twitter feed
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Erupting into your inbox like Eyjafjallajökull
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:13, archived)
# A Shit stained "Cab for Hire" that will probably end in rape.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Foreward by Pope Benedict XVI
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Psst! ForewOrd.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:16, archived)
# no no, this is a special room in a golfing hospital
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)
# pffh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)
# popes get all the perks
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Oh touche!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:45, archived)
# There's a reason we only send this once a week. See below for details.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:16, archived)
# fuck me it's friday
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Great deals on Nike shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# FUCK ME IT'S THE NEWSLETTER!
Edit: Piss!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Alistair Darling is a cunt : Budget Special
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)
# ALISTAIR DARLING TRIED TO TAX THE NEWSLETTER. WE TOLD HIM TO FUCK OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Jesus touched me. Wait - no - it was a priest.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
# WELCOMING ALL THE TIMES ONLINE READERSHIP WHO DON'T WANT TO PAY FOR ONLINE NEWS
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
# W@tcH THIS!!! Video of Alistair Darling being kneecapped by the Wurzels
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# ^this all over^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)
# *car pulls alongside, window drops*
OI BE A CIDER DRINKER ((BLAM)) ((BLAM)) TAKE THART YOW LONDON PONCE, DORSET REPRESENT.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)
# crashing in to your browser like a red arrow
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# how to hide peados a true story of love, life and arseache :Pope Benedict XVI
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Not as bad as waking up a Heroin addict, Scientologist AND in bed with Peaches Geldof
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Putting politicians on ignore since 2006!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Jesus is coming and he wants a piece of the action
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Jesus is coming
1) in spurts or;
2) out of the closet.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)
# A wondrous list of costings inside your battered red box.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:22, archived)
# In this issue
Catholic priest molests nobody, gets excommunicated.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)
# REMEMBER - CLOCKS GO BACK THIS WEEKEND
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)
# CLOGS GO BACK THIS WEEKEND
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)
# COCKS GO BLACK THIS WEEKEND
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)
# BOCKS GO CACK THIS WEEKEND
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)
# CONKS GO BLANG THIS WEEKEND
it's all happening
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:33, archived)
# A BELCHED COCKING STOCK SKEW
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:34, archived)
# COCK
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:42, archived)
# WEEK
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:52, archived)
# I SUBSCRIBED TO B3TA AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY NEWSLETTER
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:25, archived)
# we'll keep doing it until mummy prints it out and sticks it on the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:27, archived)
# WANKING OVER THE FACE OF THE INTERNET
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)
# We'll give it to you straight like a pear cider made from 100% pear, Cider becomes more expensive on Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Supporting our brave firemen throughout the strike
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)
# China steams ahead on clean energy
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Like a cab for hire. Yours for £5000
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)
# super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe
super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe

super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe
super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)
# ANAL PROLAPSE AWARENESS WEEK
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)
# LOUDER BECAUSE IT'S IN CAPITALS
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)
# £16m funding boost for UU campus
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)
# public service broadcasting: you're a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:33, archived)
# US passes health law amendments
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:33, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Spectacles, testicles...testicles, TESTICLES
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:33, archived)
# you've got a lot of balls, drbroon
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# As a priest unto a child.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:33, archived)
# I'M TYPING THIS IN CAPITAL LETTERS SO YOU SEE IT...ME..ME..ME
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:34, archived)
# I found this, I think it should win the compo
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Victoria stab death police arrest 20 people
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:35, archived)
# .
This Sunday - 2 week countdown for Windows servers to change to summertime begins.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:35, archived)
# THE NEWSLETTER SUBJECT LINE IS ALWAYS PRINTED IN CAPITAL LETTERS
WORK YOUR PINKIE MULES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:35, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Cooking doesn't get me harder than this
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:36, archived)
# UK beaches swamped by plastic litter, say campaigners
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# something about your mum
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)
# May contain jokes about the budget written by people who don't understand economics

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:41, archived)
# like the chancellor of the exchequer!
HAR HAR HAR HAR
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Dead kids don't tell tales
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Costing you £2 a week from June onwards
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Apparently I have a very large vagina according to my gynaecologist
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:48, archived)
# WE'RE WANKING ON CHATROULETTE...TOGETHER
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)
# It's bound to be better than the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:19, archived)
# We don't fuck teh fluff, we make love to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:44, archived)