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# That's no moon...
(Armer Farmer, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:44, archived)
# haven't
I seen that before
or at least the same thing done
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:47, archived)
# well the same kind of thing
is a long-running joke...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:47, archived)
# Boredom Jack
someone name some movies for me to watch!

oh, and if munkt0n's available, tell him I can't remember my old test password for the original incarnation of 4rthur and therefore cannot log in as me...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:50, archived)
# He's on 4rthur
why not.. oh wait
yeah

On the movie side of thigs, watch Big Lebowski. I haven't seen it in a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:51, archived)
# well
I shall spam again later/tomorrow... that's something that's still missing, password recovery ;)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:52, archived)
# T3
pirates of the carribean, donnie darko, labyrinth or ferris bueller?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:53, archived)
# seen all but POTC
don't feel like weeding through the crap to try and get it ;)

anything else?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:53, archived)
# POTC
is the best film ever. It's even better than Muppet Treasure Island, and there's not many films I'd say that about.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:56, archived)
# Although....
...it would be better if there were vikings in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:57, archived)
# it does have robot ninjas tho
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Every film has robot ninjas though...
...just try proving they don't!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:00, archived)
# Damn Straight.
POTC fucking rules.
(Hobbes, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:58, archived)
# Yarrrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:00, archived)
# Charlie...
...and the Chocolate Factory.

Or Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory as I believe it was renamed in movie form.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:56, archived)
# it was indeed
that is a classic that isn't yet in my collection, too
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:57, archived)
# Oooohhh
that is my absolute FAV movie

silly but very deep if you pay attention
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:59, archived)
# It is bloody good.
Download it, then edit together a version without Miss Bloom and Mr Knightley in it - I'd pay good cash for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:59, archived)
# bad taste
brain dead, some like it hot, being john malkovich, brazil, the fisher king, swingers, the dish, wonder boys

and so forth
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:54, archived)
# and so forth?
not heard of that one...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:55, archived)
# its great
everyone dies and then get their tits out - it has a talking mouse in it as well - what more can you want
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:56, archived)
# sounds great
and it's coming off kazaa at a squillion bits per millenium!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:00, archived)
# wow
I've seen all of those but the Dish
never heard of that one. . . Brittish?
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:57, archived)
# The Dish
is about the teeny-wee satellite station in Australia that ended up broadcasting the moon landings. It is a small film, and a work of genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:00, archived)
# yuarrrrr tis
good

(but sadly no pirates)

I'm off to beer land once more

ta ra
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:03, archived)
# if you can find it,
see Yellowbeard
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:55, archived)
# yes yes yes yes yes!
i'm off to do some piratin and some rapin!
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:11, archived)
# american beauty
moulin rouge
virgin suicides
what's cooking?
my son, the fanatic
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:56, archived)
# Watch The Rock.
It is the greatest movie ever. With Sean Connery, Nick Cage, and Ed Harris, tons of action, one liners, effects, and Sean Connery, there is no movie better.
(Hobbes, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:01, archived)
# oh
sorry then

knew I'd seen something like it before tho
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:51, archived)
# no need to apologise
this wasn't the most original take on the idea, after all ;)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:52, archived)
# well I
wouldn't want to seem to slam someone who didn't deserve it

I like ppl to think I'm kind
(mawahahaha)
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:56, archived)
# ok new verdict
I need new glasses AND a new monitor with better brightness and contrast.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:47, archived)
# no
this IS a very dark image... "moody"...

could you not just get glasses with brightness and contrast?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:48, archived)
# wanna see my 20"....












monitor?
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:48, archived)
# ummmmm
there's no answer to that really :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:51, archived)
# No?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:53, archived)
# well there could be... but meh
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:55, archived)
# New monitor.
It's suprising how crap a monitor ends up after just a couple of years.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:48, archived)
# um.
this one is about 6 years old. It got me through high school and college dammit!

*bursts into tears*
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:51, archived)
# there there...
it'll be okay...
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:51, archived)
# you're so good to me
*looks cute*
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:54, archived)
# to or for?
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:55, archived)
# No room for sentimentality.
Put it in a home, and splurge on a new one. It's not like you won't get any use out of it.

Iiyama Vision Master Pro 413 - Top monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:53, archived)
# no cash for splurging
besides, tis my mothers. I'm trying to scrape together the money for my own pc since my ex-husband kept ours...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:55, archived)
# ex-husband?
i thought you're still young...
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:56, archived)
# I'm 21
but I've had an eventful life.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:05, archived)
# it's a rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:48, archived)
# OK so some frames are pea roasted, but not all.


EDIT: click here for the first punchline

(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:37, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:38, archived)
# hahaha
that's good
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:38, archived)
# no, it was gadge
and I want a father for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:39, archived)
# i could be up for that role
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:39, archived)
# mum
agree?
('Andeh', Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:40, archived)
# nice one :)
EDIT: wow! instant family!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:41, archived)
# now
i have ur pics, ill make a family.

surname anyone?
('Andeh', Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:42, archived)
# we don't need a surname...
madonna doesn't have one
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:42, archived)
# yes she does
ciccone I believe
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:44, archived)
# she never uses it though....
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Blackbeard
?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:46, archived)
# YARR!
how about Yellowbeard?
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:46, archived)
# That would imply
a family of cowardly pirates.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:49, archived)
# just remember....
a yellowbeard is never more dangerous than when they're DEAD!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:50, archived)
# is mummy feeling naughty? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:42, archived)
# 24/7
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:44, archived)
# ooh... so...
are you a goer? *wink wink* *nudge nudge*
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:46, archived)
# *waits for other b3tans to reply*
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:47, archived)
# say no more...
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:48, archived)
# It's nearly 249 days since last Christmas
I can hardly wait
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:40, archived)
# This turned out a lot different to how it started

bigness!
(Frogstar, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:34, archived)
# that's blooddy
brilliant that
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:35, archived)
# agreed
/jealous
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:36, archived)
# how did it start out? as a frog or something?

but its very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:36, archived)
# *snort*
= )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:36, archived)
# Not a frog,
but it started off as a picture of a bridge, with a nice castle in the background. Then it... changed.
(Frogstar, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:38, archived)
# well it's
turned out nice

flippin' 'eck I'm starting to sound like George Formby!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:36, archived)
# Only...
when you're cleaning windows though.
(Fur King Wang Car, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:38, archived)
# you should see
what I can see
when I'm cleaning windows!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:48, archived)
# I do like how it turned out
I assume it started as a blank page?
/smartass
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:37, archived)
# my email's a nightmare
but for the text you should be able to easily download 'broadway'

and woo to the top drawing!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:39, archived)
# okeydoke
shall do, ta
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:40, archived)
# woo
fab
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:37, archived)
# Ooh.
Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:37, archived)
# that is
a v nice pic indeed
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:39, archived)
# like your style
:)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:39, archived)
# I'm expecting Count Duckula
at any moment...



woo!
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:45, archived)
# .
(Frogstar, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:49, archived)
# thass ver nice!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:42, archived)
# hello!
how's things?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:49, archived)
# fine : )
just sent you a mail!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:51, archived)
# ah
so you did!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:52, archived)
# it's true!
i did!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:56, archived)
# sorry, I missed message earlier :)
www.b3ta.com/board/1885075
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:52, archived)
# evening!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:55, archived)
# how do, ms!
trust you celebrated burfday in fine style :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:56, archived)
# actually it was very quiet!
but nice - dinner with the family :)
i am getting too old for anything wilder!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:57, archived)
# rubbish!
down with this sort of thing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:58, archived)
# : )
it's actually true!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:00, archived)
# yeah,
I got distracted too...
hooray for your mate! if you do need any advice or anything then just give us a shout. do you use Arthur?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:59, archived)
# thank you very much! :)
tried m3ss3ng3r for the first time precisely one day before it disappeared so have not yet dared jinx Arthur. But will.
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:03, archived)
# fair do's
freshlegs has a nice gallery you might like to ask her about...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:06, archived)
# cheers
having fun looking for available lemon related addresses
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:10, archived)
# thats
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Ahhhh
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:49, archived)
# 4 seasons in 235 frames...


yay! i found the colour button!
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:31, archived)
# that's wonderful
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:32, archived)
# that
is absolutely incredible... woo you!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:32, archived)
# that's fucking gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:32, archived)
# That's
utterly marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:33, archived)
# Don't mind me:

[EDIT] Hee Hee, nearly works. Woo Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:34, archived)
# ooh
not quite
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:35, archived)
# wow
I love that.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:34, archived)
# That sir/madam
is a work of genius!

w/y/h!!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:34, archived)
# congratualtions
on producing sheer beauty
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:34, archived)
# that
is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:35, archived)
# stunning.
how do you get all your line animations to flow (for want of a better word) so well?
I keep trying and failing.
(Frogstar, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:37, archived)
# thanks!
um, basically, flash + wacom tablet + onion skinning usually does the trick...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:41, archived)
# great
i likey
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:39, archived)
# Oooo.
purdy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:39, archived)
# lovely
yay for new-fangled colour!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:40, archived)
# Oh my!
:o

spellbinding, in a lovely way
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:46, archived)
[challenge entry] My two penneth for the comp...
(Evilsprout, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:31, archived)
# ha ha ha
and Woo
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:33, archived)
# one of THE greatest films ever made
get on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Who's the black private dick that's a sex-machine to all the chicks?
Who's the black private dick that's a sex-machine to all the chicks?
(McGeorge, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:26, archived)
# i see you have some ALT text there
did you know that ALT isn't completely compatible with every browser? using TITLE instead will ensure full compatibility = )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:30, archived)
# it's just the same
as the subject line... this time
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:31, archived)
# Yeah, but who cares about other browsers?
*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:32, archived)
# qwack qwack
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:34, archived)
# What's the type of beer that comes directly from a pump instead of a bottle?
Draught!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:32, archived)
# What's a word for someone who's really a little bit silly?
Daft!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:32, archived)
# What's the name for a profession based around making things?
Craft!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:32, archived)
# What hasn't anyone done at this joke yet?
Laughed!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:32, archived)
# *slap*
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:33, archived)
# *shakes hand*
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:34, archived)
# Hey!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:37, archived)
# What's my reply to that?
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:37, archived)
# Laughing
Cheers. I spend an hour shopping an image and the first reply is a html lecture???
(McGeorge, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:36, archived)
# no
it's called trying to be helpful
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:37, archived)
# Damnit!
I was working on a version of this! Damnit! Double Damnit!
(Massawyrm, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:10, archived)
# didn't turn out
as well as i'd hoped

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:26, archived)
# hi ya
feeling better?
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:27, archived)
# not at all
worse if anything

thanks tho :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:27, archived)
# aww
are you and tiggercat being friends with the duvet like I said to?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:28, archived)
# nah
tiggercat got bored, and i'm too frigging hot :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:29, archived)
# prolly not
nor just resting, or drinking fluids or nuttin

but I feel bad for them all the same
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:29, archived)
# i'm just loafing out here
and drinking/eating quite a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:30, archived)
# i've eaten loads too
i still feel really full and bloated from tea but i can't stop thinking about the ice cream in the freezer = (
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:31, archived)
# Call
NHSDirect for advice on health isuues and how to feel better.

I work there too.

0845 4647

but I'm not at work now.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:34, archived)
# it's just a fucking cold
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:36, archived)
# Fair enough
tetchy
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:45, archived)
# that's no golf ball...
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:27, archived)
# woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:28, archived)
# bad luck, you landed in the rough...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:28, archived)
# I felt a great disturbance in the force,
as if millions of voices suddenly cried out "FORE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:29, archived)
# FORE!
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:29, archived)
# thanks.
i got confused becasue i was originally going to use "fore" in place of the "millions" but then got confused between the two words
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:33, archived)
# /edit Helps if you have a tag line
I was looking up at Mars the other night and I thought, Jesus Fucking Christ!




I love a bandwagon!

Obvious, probably done better by someone else, but I never let that stop me!
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:22, archived)
# Oh, the rapture.
Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:23, archived)
# or rupture
if you think about it...
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:24, archived)
# Ewwwwwww
I'm not thinking about that. Ugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:25, archived)
# hahahah
insert goatse pic here...
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:26, archived)
# no
.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:27, archived)
# Eep
Get a mop and bucket out!
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:24, archived)
# *cough*
well done
('Andeh', Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:24, archived)
# jesus fucking christ, we are on the fucking moon.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:25, archived)
# I repeat
we cannot fucking believe it
(Harry, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:27, archived)
# holy mother of fuck
*beep*
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:28, archived)
# i am fucking talking to you
from the fucking surface of the moon.
*beep*
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:30, archived)
# woo
pea roast
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:25, archived)
# I remember that one.
It was one of your earliest posts weren't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:26, archived)
# yep the good old days
hu
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:30, archived)
# and another
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:28, archived)
# and u too
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:31, archived)
# hee hee
that's silly

*points at the funny person
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:31, archived)
# Jesus
At least no ones done him guesting with slipknot!
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:37, archived)
# propaganda
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:19, archived)
# sorry, I can't read that text.
I think I need new glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:21, archived)
# is everyone having problems?
(you have glasses)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:22, archived)
# fine for me
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:24, archived)
# Yes,
the font is a bit dodgy for me too.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:24, archived)
# ah well.
it's not very good poetry.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:25, archived)
# I am
But I also don't have my glasses on.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:25, archived)
# weird
but mesmerising...

and a nice font too
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:22, archived)
# You jest.
That font is evil - I'm blind, blind I tell you.

What was the deleted scene anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:23, archived)
# i don't know,
i found this movie in a dump truck.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:25, archived)
# Along with the font?
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:25, archived)
# yeh, last time i use that!
here's a phone themey repost to apologise:
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:27, archived)
# hahaha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:33, archived)
# stuff them, blind bastards
I really like that font, bung it my way (addy in profile)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:34, archived)
# it's called broadway
and came standard for me

(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:36, archived)
# hey!
you're meant to be my friend!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:38, archived)
# there's a fine line
between fonts and friendship...

nah, not really - I'll be friends, and forget the fonts
until you're asleep and can't see me download them
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:42, archived)
# I've been here too long
I read that as fly fisting....


issa very good though!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:22, archived)
# Worst. Font. Ever.
(Harry, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:29, archived)
# badly shopped
but made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:16, archived)
# his Daddy
looks frightning
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:18, archived)
# his Daddy
looks like hitler
('Andeh', Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:22, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:50, archived)
# It's a dragon.....
(Pelle ghola, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:15, archived)
# so it is.
hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:15, archived)
# Indeed.
New graphics tablet?
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:17, archived)
# No...
a book on how to draw animals....
(Pelle ghola, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:19, archived)
# Well,
it's rather good either way.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:19, archived)
# oooh
very pretty = )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:30, archived)
# i love it
:)
(cheecharingo, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:30, archived)
# My God, I'm soooo bored it's unbelievable.
(Fur King Wang Car, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:14, archived)
# eep!
made me laugh though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:16, archived)
# No hands domo?
Blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:27, archived)
#


widdlebitbigger

inspired by this cloud I snapped today
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:12, archived)
# skycock!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:13, archived)
# Blimey.
That's rather good.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:13, archived)
# woo yay!
very clever!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:13, archived)
# Woo!
If it was me, I'd have just made it into a penis or something equally juvenile.
(Maels, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:14, archived)
# wooooooooooooo
trippy...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:14, archived)
# magnificent!
and you could have been so rude with a cloud that looks like a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:14, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
that is fantastic!

crop/resize that a bit will you, there's a good lad :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:14, archived)
# hang
on a mo
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:18, archived)
# ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:24, archived)
# lovely
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:43, archived)
# you
chump you made me resize !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:59, archived)
# now that's fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:16, archived)
# love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:17, archived)
# that's very nice
yay !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:19, archived)
# yay
chicken!
(cheecharingo, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:32, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:09, archived)
# that's ace !
I love clouds me !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:52, archived)
# heh heh!
love the bunny cloud.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Before the switch to the Gregorian Calendar
(Maels, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:12, archived)
# Clever!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:13, archived)
# tee hee
it doesn't have quite the same ring to it, does it?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:13, archived)
# WOO! 666 posts!


ironically enough the pic i took it from was the 666th pic i ever took with my digicam... scary thought
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:11, archived)
# scary
bastard
(Halin, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:12, archived)
# why thank you
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:12, archived)
# aaargh!!
I wouldn't! Eeep!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:12, archived)
# con
gratulations
('Andeh', Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:15, archived)
# what for?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:17, archived)
# ummm
on being my mum?
('Andeh', Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:23, archived)
# oh right
thanks. I think :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:26, archived)
# would that make her a MILF?
sorry, couldn't resist...
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:34, archived)
# is this better?
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:18, archived)
# no,
I wouldn't a red X either.

Simon Pegg now...

EDIT: I see it now! Hmmmmmmm...

EDIT 2: yeah, that's definitely a better photo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:19, archived)
# red x?
i see no red x...
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:20, archived)
# more like
wasim askram (from iceland)
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:29, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:30, archived)
# i meant
wasim akram... he plays cricket for (oops) Pakistan and some county team i believe.. have a look its uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:34, archived)
# oh...
hmm apparently i also look like some goalie in the NHL... and depending on how i have my hair and goatee, people think i am in a band or something... maybe i should try to reap the benefits of looking like other people...
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:38, archived)
# free chicks!
when you look like other people!
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:40, archived)
# and beer!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:54, archived)
# Ergh..
you ARE the devil!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:14, archived)
# ha!
i just reached my 666th post the other day and made this.



congrats to you sir
(yakmonkey, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:30, archived)
# why thank you
i recall seeing that
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:31, archived)
# not a pea roast

('Andeh', Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:10, archived)
# Once again.....
Oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear

edit: nice post by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:11, archived)
# not a deer
it's a gadge
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:12, archived)
# *groan*
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:12, archived)
# cmon
aint that bad?
('Andeh', Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:12, archived)
# no, i got a leg cramp
*groan*
there it goes again...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:17, archived)
# oh dear
it gets worse...

To make it worse, my name is mary...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:12, archived)
# hi
mum
('Andeh', Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:12, archived)
# shhh!
no one's supposed to know about that!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:15, archived)
# Woo! I'm flattered
and ammused.
EDIT: And unable to spell amused.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:02, archived)
# sacrelige!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:03, archived)
# Time for an ancient pearoast methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:11, archived)
# Why is he never ugly.
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:12, archived)
# can i get my copy autographed?
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:03, archived)
# hehe
the second coming will be a book signing tour!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:04, archived)
# just imagine the lineups!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:05, archived)
# on the subject
you're about to hit a vaguely relevant number of posts!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:06, archived)
# thanks
for pointing that out, i would have missed it
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:22, archived)
# yay!
a true test of omnipresence!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:06, archived)
# ha ha
he speaks good German (is it German?)
for a Palestinian.
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:08, archived)
# Didn't you hear?
Apparantly Jesus was a Russian
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:10, archived)
# and he was black
so he was a black russian

which is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry] another
(Halin, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:02, archived)
# Breaking up the christ bashing
Oy damn yentils
(Halin, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:08, archived)
# May have been done before
What I am..

A Bible basher, in case you don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 20:55, archived)
# woo!
woo to dismembered fists floating in the air while punching bibles!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 20:57, archived)
# Lol
It wouldn't be dismembered, but I couldn't find a bigger fist on google
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 20:58, archived)
# you should make it gushing blood and gore then
that would be very wooful!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:00, archived)
# the
fist or the Bible?
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:00, archived)
# either or...
maybe both...

everyone knows the bible has lots of blood and guts in it
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:01, archived)
# Hmmm....
Maybe I could do the Bible fighting back!
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:03, archived)
# maybe
that might be interesting
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:03, archived)
# Wouldn't you just love to see it on Catchphrase.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 20:57, archived)
# Lol
Is that an insult or a compliment?
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 20:59, archived)
# It was meant as a compliment
but I see what you mean.

Remember the old catchphrase host...
"Say what you see"

"Stupid Irish Tw*T."
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:02, archived)
# Lol
Very good. Of course, with mine it might be "fisting the Bible". Which is just wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:04, archived)
# ooooh
do you bash bishops too?
;)

(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 20:57, archived)
# Lol
Now there's an idea....
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 20:59, archived)
# a pea roast for you then
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:01, archived)
# Woo
to the head moving back and forth!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:01, archived)
# yay for squirrels!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:01, archived)
# hehe
the squirrils are awesome
(Halin, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:03, archived)
# I like it.
But the blueness of one squirrel puzzles me.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:03, archived)
# it's just
the boxing gloves..

... or it dyed for our sins...
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:05, archived)
# it's pr0n
maybe a blue movie?
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:06, archived)
# Pearoasting from me too.
God was bored.


(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:10, archived)
# heheh
that's great, especially the final leg-flip...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:12, archived)
# By Gum!
the chortles are coming thick and fast tonight!

have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:17, archived)
# pea roast
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:22, archived)
# one of my all-time favourites
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:25, archived)

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