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# I'm eating a
vimto ice lolly.

RAWK!
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:39, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:40, archived)
# well
that beats a flaming bag of poo, doesn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:42, archived)
# HEAVY FUCKING METAL!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:42, archived)
# I'm going to buy a bottle of vimto tomorrow
and drink it neat

VERY METAL.
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:44, archived)
# Fucking Hell!
It's slow tonight.

I'm a reasonably orthodox lurker and I've even been lured out of the shadows to make comment!

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:21, archived)
# And that's the
best you could muster?
(Fellmeister, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:21, archived)
# With a whopping total of 3
posts previous to that one, it could have been an epic in his book.


Who knows, maybe he's a parapalegic blind dwarf.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:42, archived)
# hey, my mother was a parapalegic blind dwarf*
*or possibly not
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:44, archived)
# red
green
blue
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:22, archived)
# Kiss me where it smells funny!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:23, archived)
# Down the side
of the couch?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:27, archived)
# ..damn your eyes
now I'll be singing Bloodhound Gang songs all fucking afternoon..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:27, archived)
# Sorry!
Such pain! I used to own one of their albums:(
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:31, archived)
# ..I have three
Use Your Fingers,
One Fierce Beer Coaster,
Hooray for Boobies

..can't listen to 'em too often though.

I hate you but you hate yourself too and I'd hate to be honest but I'd hate to be you and I don't give a damn if you don't like me cos' I don't like you cos' you're not like me..

not bad for a white comedy hip-hop act.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:36, archived)
# Well as it's slow, have a repost
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:31, archived)
#
yes, safari's a bit arse
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:33, archived)
# its way of
handling borders has pissed me off
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:35, archived)
# Are we talking about
"Safari" with Christopher Biggins here?




/ wonders how many people will get that...
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:37, archived)
# apparently
a new version is out soon-ish which is apparently a lot better

apparently
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:37, archived)
# god
it really is quiet here! Think I might bed...
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:39, archived)
# FREE BARELY LEGAL XXX PRAWN


www.underagemolluscs.com/gallery1.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:20, archived)
#
www.prawnography.com
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:21, archived)
# Hahaha
Love that one.


Phwoar, look at all 'er legs.


<rubs thighs>
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:22, archived)
# In
a Vic Reeves style, I trust!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:30, archived)
# UVAVU
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:34, archived)
# Bloody hell,
that's all starting to bring back some memories.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:38, archived)
# Good ones for me
..I wish they'd repeat The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer here, they only screened it once.

Mulligan & O'Hare! ..I wish they'd released those songs on CD.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:43, archived)
# well...
you could always relive some of the memories here.
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:46, archived)
# aaaaaah
..crying with laughter now.

"get this cat away from me!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:56, archived)
# *tuts*
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:27, archived)
# hehehe
I have a similar pic which is an even worse pun..
but I'll probably post it anyway.

Eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:29, archived)
# Go on then!
I actualy do like them:)...the really bad puns!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:32, archived)
# If this hasn't either:
A) been done before, or
B) been made into a real prono




I'll be very surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:08, archived)
# the hands motioning towards the ring scares me....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:09, archived)
# Hahaha,
you know, I'd never noticed that before now. But it *does* make you think of goatse doesn't it?*




<if you're innocence has been torn from you anyway>
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:12, archived)
# which it has.....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:13, archived)
# Yup.
Did you see this "innocent" goatse pic?



Taken by me down at Universal Studios in Florida.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:15, archived)
# HAHAHA
that rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)
# Well your average
porno-magnate isn't really into l33t speak...
(Fellmeister, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:09, archived)
# I beg to differ.
seeing as your average l33t is a 14 year old internet obsessive....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:10, archived)
# porn magnet
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:10, archived)
#
*cough*magnate*cough*
(Fellmeister, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:13, archived)
# i know
i just prefer the idea of a porn magnet

i'd buy one
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:14, archived)
# MMMmmm,
How about an electric porn magnet?

That works on all sorts of levels*



*Extra pun included at no extra charge.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)
# heh heh
it'd be a pretty odd porno!

"would you like to see my glowing disc?... I said DISC!..."
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:10, archived)
# The Lawnmower Man
that was a weird porno
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:12, archived)
#
www.lickmewhereipee.com
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:12, archived)
# Awww
fuck...


Why oh God did i click?
(Fellmeister, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:13, archived)
# AAAargh

I should know better than to click links this late at night
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:13, archived)
# and with names like "lickmewhereipee"
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:14, archived)
# waaaaaaaait, its a different picture now.....
it was a woman with an apple up her arse the other week....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:15, archived)
# I'm avoiding it
since I'm on my parent's PC... I can just see my mum typing an url to get that suggested...
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)
# you can see your mum
typing a URL that starts with www.lickme ?

your family's sick
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:17, archived)
# here we go kiddies...
www.lickmewhereipee.com/archive/applepoot.html
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:18, archived)
# gaddarnit
*fires up faulty Firebird installation to see*...

eww, think the witch did that in Snow White?
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:20, archived)
# I find that strangly erotic!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:21, archived)
# The previous image
is a beauty to be sure...
(Fellmeister, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:22, archived)
# gotta like this one....
www.lickmewhereipee.com/archive/cunt.html
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:23, archived)
# aagh
that fourth one is cringe-inducing
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:25, archived)
# Ok
EVERYBODY STOP SUGGESTING DIFFERENT www.lickmewhereipee.com links.

Because I can't seem to fucking resist clicking them!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:25, archived)
# well I was thinking just www.li...
but you never know...
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:18, archived)
# Wierd as in

"not much sexual action"

kind of wierd?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:13, archived)
# there was the weird
computer generated sex scene...
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:15, archived)
# well
it has been done.
I think one of them got frontpaged during the tron bandwagon, along with trombone.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:14, archived)
# Heh
..I liked "trombone"..

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:21, archived)
# well, thats what you get for having a semi-beard.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:55, archived)
# that reminds me...
I must have a shave this week!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:57, archived)
# likewise.
I currently have a semi-beard.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:57, archived)
# I'm growing 2 little spikey bits
but haven't shaved for a few weeks so the rest has gone wild!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:59, archived)
# Ive got a chinny,
and a full on gomez moustache.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:00, archived)
# i have
a full on russian sailor's beard
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:01, archived)
#
"he can even kill those that portray him"
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:02, archived)
# he really is a double hard bastard.
game on.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)
# This is kinda what I'm aiming for!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:12, archived)
# that's one
rocking vicar
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)
# hehehe
just noticed that:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:18, archived)
# I think
you'd get a tired face.

(this pun may not conform to international standards)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:58, archived)
# thats a faulty pun.
take it outside, away from people, and have it destroyed.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:59, archived)
# here is near enough to nobody as makes no nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:00, archived)
# My brother
used to live with Americans and says that all the time....so much so, that I say it all the time too...

It makes no nevermind:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:02, archived)
# I should shoot both of you n the spot.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:02, archived)
# water guns are fun
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:04, archived)
# water bombs
are infinitely more fun
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:05, archived)
# water bombs, sexy ladies and white t-shirts. oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:06, archived)
# sounds like a
plan
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:07, archived)
# chugga chugga chugga.


sounds like a plane.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:08, archived)
# balloon?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:06, archived)
# yes
them

in a variety of colours
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:07, archived)
# I was in a pub once that sold them in the toilets,
2 for £1. they had them in different flavours and everything!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:08, archived)
# lemon curry?
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:10, archived)
# strawberry.




(do you think you can get cock flavoured condoms? just a thought...)
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:11, archived)
# You'll have to find us both first
MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh...shit...you have my address! :(

HA...but you haven't got his!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:07, archived)
# I think I know
I mean I yes, but it's all wrong
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:04, archived)
# I don't really ever say that.
It just fit there
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:05, archived)
# burf?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:02, archived)
# Well
I'm off to bed. Got school in the morn. Here's a parakitten.

'Night.
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:44, archived)
# Hot school in the porn?
there's a mara tikka

night night
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:45, archived)
# casserole?
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:46, archived)
# no I'm holding out for a starring one
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:47, archived)
# that was
awful i'm afraid

do it again, this time with feeling
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:52, archived)
# no way
I'm feeling that
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:53, archived)
# that's it
i'm going for a cig
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:54, archived)
# ewww
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:54, archived)
# lamb
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:57, archived)
# what did you get arrested for?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:58, archived)
# giraffe bathing
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:00, archived)
# pervert
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:00, archived)
# certified
with honors
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:02, archived)
# Waving my nob at female coppers
and making 'woowoo' noises
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:00, archived)
# at least supermoore
just asks...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:01, archived)
# That's got to be
the best reason for getting arrested i've heard!
(Fellmeister, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)
# the fact that you now have a job,
whilst i stil wallow in unemployment, sickens me
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:04, archived)
# Glad to be of service.
What's your trade? I could look for something for you in my new postion...
(Fellmeister, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:05, archived)
# giraffe bathing
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:06, archived)
# pervert
(Fellmeister, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:06, archived)
# In fact my grandad
used to be a keeper at London Zoo.
(Fellmeister, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:07, archived)
# i'm a page-layout artist
thingy

If you see The AA's Pub Guide (either the 2003 or 2004 edition) - i did that - i did the 2004 golf guide too

but i can easily slot into other related trades
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:09, archived)
# you'd also be doing me a great service
in making it so that i got paid JSA again

they stopped it as they believe i didn't leave my last job with good enough reason

the cunts
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:13, archived)
# What was the reason?
If you don't mind me asking...
(Fellmeister, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)
# crap pay for a 50-odd hour week
and the bosses unwilling to do anything about it

i was doing far more technical work than most of the people there - and was getting paid like an apprentice - despite having worked there for 5 years
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:23, archived)
# mmmmmm tikka.
i had sheek kebabs.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:47, archived)
# are they extra fashionable then?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:47, archived)
# full of food related puns arent ya?
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:48, archived)
# they're really quite filling
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:51, archived)
# Iced puns
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:51, archived)
# Atleast she's not full of shit like...
erm...




never mind!:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:52, archived)
# a
flaming bag of poo?
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:52, archived)
# I like your parakitten
but my IE really doesn't :\ it goes at about 1/2 a frame per sec.
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:01, archived)
# Woo!
safety first.

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)
# hazzah

feel free to call me lazy im off to bed (is messing with ur own face a cool thing to do?)
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:41, archived)
# it's infinitely
cooler than your hair
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:41, archived)
# my hair...
is gone, how i miss it
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:42, archived)
# AWw....
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:43, archived)
# whats the deal with that anyway?
does the drivers side window not wind up?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:43, archived)
# to be honest...
im ashamed u haven't noticed the shirt
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:44, archived)
# i was more concerned about the porcupine that appears to have attached itself to your head.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:45, archived)
# well
im gone now, and if it's any explanation it's the only haircut that has ever suited me, and as you'll probably state it doesn't do that very well either
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:47, archived)
# i have:
some egg fried rice, and 2 onion bhajis that were leftover from tonights curry.

oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:38, archived)
# you had a take-away
and i wasn't informed?
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:39, archived)
# spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:39, archived)
# I'M EATING PROCESSED CHEESE.
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:41, archived)
# that should be your catchphrase.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:42, archived)
# better than:
"that's what you get for having a semi-beard"
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:43, archived)
# i remember that (vaguely)
was that on my world famous drunken rage night?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:44, archived)
# no idea
pardon me whilst i spazz

edit: fuck knows, can't find it
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:46, archived)
# In leiu of the recent fighting in Iraq,
and the fact that the bored is very slow,
I pearoast this.

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:35, archived)
# I



LOVE


THAT

!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:55, archived)
# Far out
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:11, archived)
# wow
i suppose the idea was to cause damage to the eye?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:12, archived)
# or brain
in which case it was a huge success
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:14, archived)
# Threadjack!
This gave me a snort, this morning. Pasted from a local paper...

The Times, London, devoted a whole page in its August 28 issue to the chase across the southern oceans after the alleged poacher of the rare and endangered Patagonian toothfish. It highlighted the fears of various countries that the species would be wiped out. Then it spoiled everything by printing a recipe for cooking it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:27, archived)
# i've never been
threadjacked before

i never knew it would feel so... tingly
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:29, archived)
# It
arouses you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:31, archived)
# Not quite,
but not far off
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:32, archived)
# So
you're semi aroused?

Edit: I'm only asking this out of pure scientific curiosity, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/1913503
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:34, archived)
# Fascinating!
Pudding is more arousing than threadjacking.

/scribbles a note in his journal.

Tell me about your mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:35, archived)
# THREADJACK
I like pudding. Anyone care to share theirs?
(Vorpal Bunny, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:33, archived)
# ok
now i'm aroused
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:33, archived)
# THREADJACK
I like to arouse strange people on the internet.

I suppose that's not's really a jack, but it could be a jack-off.

(i'm here all week, tip your waitress)
(Vorpal Bunny, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:34, archived)
# strange?
my arousometer has just dropped sharply
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:35, archived)
# THREADJACK
Naked lesbians! Whipped cream! Whips & Chains!
(Vorpal Bunny, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:39, archived)
# mmmmmmmm, thread....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:44, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm, strange...
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:45, archived)
# Hey man
Whatever floats your boat.

(freak)
(Vorpal Bunny, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:46, archived)
# Does that make you hot
or are you still just tingly?
(Vorpal Bunny, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:33, archived)
# ........no
but this is:
members.lycos.co.uk/rapitinui/images/eye1.gif

they're Paint Mood Bunnies.
see also:
Wrath
Manic

..no fluffy ones yet, but I'm sure they'll come.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:16, archived)
# yep...
i'd say thats rather damaging too
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:17, archived)
# mmmmmmm
vitrectomy time!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:19, archived)
# come on
i'm trying to have a wank here.

linkyfy for half an hour or so would you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:20, archived)
# Sure
why not?

here's another link for you:
www.b3ta.com/board/1638811
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:24, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:25, archived)
# ..you realise
I've saved that pic for future reference.
;p
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:28, archived)
# well
if you'd like more, you only have to ask
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:28, archived)
# reminds me ...
... of a kebab i once had the misfortune of eating. In other news in my fish fillet i found a lobster arm + claw, hazzah for court cases
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:20, archived)
# Gah....
...now I want a kebab, but there are no take aways open here at 2:30am.

Mmmm... I could go for a microwave kebab from Tesco...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:28, archived)
# and then
after you've enjoyed that,
you could microwave your own sick.

tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:28, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOO
ew ew ew. That is sorta NSFW

edit: yes, some of us are still at work, with bosses and everything.
(Vorpal Bunny, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:20, archived)
# Really?
well I'm at work.
I see no rude bits, just harmless surgery pictures..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:21, archived)
# it doesn't look
very harmless to me...
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:38, archived)
# That is so
superb!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:12, archived)
# *blush*
that means a lot, you know.

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:34, archived)
# To me...
...that looks like it has been filmed from above and he is lying on a bed of raspberry jelly.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:13, archived)
# which reminds me
is anyone else still having problems with jelly.b3ta.com?

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:16, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm...
...that would be tasty if it had some custard on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:17, archived)
# and roobarb! mmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:19, archived)
# yay!
30,000
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:19, archived)
# Christ almighty on a stick,
you're right.


What kind of a monster is this?


edit: good luck, Sunshine Elephant. Please do not fist me.






Yet.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:40, archived)
# What, you don't like fisting?
I thought it was the UK national pastime! Ooooh, wait, that's getting pissed, vomiting on your buddies and rolling into work the next morning smelling of wee.

/unprovoked UK bashing

(and then she noticed the "yet", and her faith was restored)
(Vorpal Bunny, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:49, archived)
# 30,000
bloody nora! woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:20, archived)
# Landmark
nice and rhubarby too.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:22, archived)
# Yes
there is no custard

I lovecustard
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:17, archived)
# hahaha
29,999
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:18, archived)
# arf!
..the number of times I've heard that..

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:17, archived)
# SPEEEEEEEEEEEDCOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!
the speedbunny way of life!



woo!
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:15, archived)
# I made a fantastic speedcore track yesterday...
...but lost it in a system crash.

At least 15 mins of my time wasted.

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:16, archived)
# Untzst!
members.lycos.co.uk/rapitinui/technorapiti_mid.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:20, archived)
# ooooooo
yaaaaaaaaaaaaar
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:21, archived)
# it keeps drawing me back
to stare, mesmerised for a while...
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:54, archived)
# The doctors never could explain..


..Shirley's irrational fear of mushrooms.

Especially ones named Clive who dance the can-can.

it may be too late for many people to see this, but it had to be shown prior to bed :)
(mangobrain reminds you it is Talk Like a Pirate Day on 19th, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:07, archived)
# blimey
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:08, archived)
# don't you feel....
...very kitteny anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:09, archived)
# He's had some philosophical/emotion
problems to deal with.
It would appear he's feeling better.
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:10, archived)
# but but..
"kitteny" sounds like such a great thing to feel like.
surely he's worse?
(mangobrain reminds you it is Talk Like a Pirate Day on 19th, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:11, archived)
# i slept a bit
and ignoring my brain for now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:11, archived)
# philosophical/emotional = drunk, in my books.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:11, archived)
# fantasmical
shame it isn't 4 in the 'noon when everyone's attacking the last hour of work WITH random website scrolling
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:08, archived)
# Naw.
It's not that late
/how do you get that nice zoom effect?
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:08, archived)
# in photoshop...
...you can use the radial blur to give a zoom, rather than a spinning efect.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:12, archived)
# that's
the one
(mangobrain reminds you it is Talk Like a Pirate Day on 19th, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:14, archived)
# "radial blur"
i think - whatever it was called, it has circular and zoom modes, and you can set the centrepoint. applied to two appropriately resized copies of the first frame of the dance :)
(mangobrain reminds you it is Talk Like a Pirate Day on 19th, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:13, archived)
# wahey!
voulez-vous couchez avec moi?

that's great!

woo and yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:09, archived)
# er...
i dunno. who are you? ;P
(mangobrain reminds you it is Talk Like a Pirate Day on 19th, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:14, archived)
# I dunno
either..
;p
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:27, archived)
# then
it'll have to be a no.
sorry.
(mangobrain reminds you it is Talk Like a Pirate Day on 19th, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# don't repost it,
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:09, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:09, archived)
# Woo!
I wouldn't bother with the pearost - lots of people will look back to tonight's stuff anyway and you will just get grief from small minded people who like complaining a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:10, archived)
# *claps*

*sleeps*

Trying day on the board today, and it was all going so well....
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:13, archived)
# today's friday
floods of posts
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:14, archived)
# fuck
let's make lots of suggestions for the challenge that no-one will ever have made a picture of before.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:15, archived)
# yay
that's a good idea
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:16, archived)
# I won't be on when the suggestions are made,
so if anyone remembers, i'd like to nominate "The Farmyard Mafia" as an idea. g'nite.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:19, archived)
# we don't choose this week
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:20, archived)
# Photoshop my cock
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:16, archived)
# Actually...
...I have lots of pictures suitable for that challenge - but I haven't posted any yet.

Not on this messageboard anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:18, archived)
# spacefish's
'photoshop this pixel'


though it's a dictator challenge this week
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:16, archived)
# it was dictator challenge two weeks ago
I thought it was once a month?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:20, archived)
# i thought it was every fortnight
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:21, archived)
# How do you offer challenge suggestions?
Just post it on the board and pray the genius is discovered?
(Vorpal Bunny, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:18, archived)
# It usually happens...
...mid to late Friday morning, UK time.

It's usually Chthonic that handles the challenge - he will start a thread asking for suggestions, then later ask for votes on the best half dozen or so suggestions.

Although, every now and then, the powers that be decide for us.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:20, archived)
# So while I am comfy in my American bed, dreaming up wonderful b3ta challenges...
The English geniuses who came up with crap competitions like the "cheese & curry" challenge are determining my viewing pleasure for the following week? Sounds fair.

/setting an alarm
(Vorpal Bunny, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:23, archived)
# i hope it's
photoshop some lesbians
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:24, archived)
# I hope...
...it's photograph some lesbians.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:26, archived)
# mmm
photographs
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:27, archived)
# he he he...
...Chthonic is a fair-minded chap though.

If you have a suggestion, let him know if you see him online during the week.

He usually remembers the best suggestions and carries them over to the vote the next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:25, archived)
# that's karmic revenge for the C5



woo!
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:13, archived)
# hot drinks
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:03, archived)
# ugh
























ugh
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:04, archived)
# Finished?
Then put it away and wash your hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:07, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:04, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:05, archived)
# it's like a can with a hernia
hopping hurting....
hopping hurting....
hopping hurting....
hopping hurting....
*repeat some more*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:06, archived)
# nice

(meepmeep is, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:11, archived)
# I am far too pissed......
... to do anything other than ......

... a 2 frame dance.......
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:03, archived)
# that works very well
woo
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:03, archived)
# he's got quite the groove
definately had practice
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:04, archived)
# 2 frame dances
so simple, yet so great.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:04, archived)
# is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:05, archived)
# more to the point,
is it real?
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:07, archived)
# lemon curry?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:08, archived)
# no thanks
i'm still carbonating the chickens

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:10, archived)
# no you aren't
;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:29, archived)
# i am
those 2 are prototypes
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:30, archived)
# ahh
I see... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:44, archived)
# No.......
.... it's some random GettyImages guy......
... Is that you...? I introduced myself to you in the Pear Tree a few weeks ago and was mostly ignored.....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:10, archived)
# sorry
there were lots and lots of people

I remember most of them, but not their names.

it was just a standard sort of response
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:12, archived)
# Sorry....
... didn't mean to sound so rude... Anyhoo... Hi.. I'm Lord Floaty.... etc.... Hope you had a good time in Edinburgh...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:14, archived)
# I did, thanks
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:17, archived)
# nite every body
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:58, archived)
# night night
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:59, archived)
# night
.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:00, archived)
# nigh night

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:00, archived)
# 'night!
..ooh, goofy footer..!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:00, archived)
# hmmm
look reg to me
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:01, archived)
# That's not goofy footed...
...I thought goofy was right foot first.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:07, archived)
# or is it the other way about...
...in the southern hemisphere?

*confused*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:08, archived)
# oh fuck
I don't know, it's not like I can even stand up on a surfboard!

I'll shut up now.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:10, archived)
# night!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:04, archived)
# That's
very woo.
Night
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:05, archived)
# *Yawn* Night all!
This is supermoore and the sunshine elephant wishing b3tans a good night. Supermoore is off to sleep on his wooden box,
and sunshine is off to reverend dan's bed for some sex.

Good night b3ta!

*proof read by Moore.inc*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:55, archived)
# night night then
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:56, archived)
# mmm reverend dan
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:58, archived)
# night cunto.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:57, archived)
# sure its not the other way round???
what does sunshine and frank bruno have in common?
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:57, archived)
# no-one?
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:00, archived)
# bah...
cos they're both beaten round the ring...
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:02, archived)
# they both appear at the crack of dawn regularly?
(not sure what Frank's mrs is called but it's a fair shot)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:03, archived)
# me and dawn syndrome's relationship
is strictly paperwork only
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:04, archived)
# 29,998
oooh
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:05, archived)
# You're both.......
... going to have 'man sex'.... aren't you.....?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:57, archived)
# night
you happy creatures, you
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:58, archived)
# wikki wikki
wild wild west
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:59, archived)
# Time for bed.


Night everyone!
(PhilWal, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:54, archived)
# yay
i'll be F2ing all night!!!
just try to stop me!!!
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:56, archived)
# A suggestion...
...if anyone feels the need to give thanks after getting a frontpage, could we encourage them to add a reply to the thread rather than edit the post.

Or is it just me that thinks it looks a bit naff when you see lot's of "Oh... thank you magic donkey" edits on the fp. Especially when the magic donkey doesn't even know the board exists.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:53, archived)
# its like some one is taunting
the magical yet ignorant donkey
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:54, archived)
# ta for fps
Wizard Wombat
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:55, archived)
# Duely noted
..but I'd have to get another front-page first, wouldn't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:55, archived)
# oooooooooh
hark at you with your fancy dancey "another"
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:56, archived)
# hehehehe
I do this for fun, not glory.
The few of my pictures that have seen FP are (with one exception) totally not the ones I would have put there..!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:57, archived)
# I do this
because I was bad in a past life
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:58, archived)
# on the topic of suggestions,
I suggest making Kitty Meow Meow a mod, for all the late LATE night posts.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:55, archived)
# I second that!
..when I come in to work in the morning there's usually stuff on the FP from the night before, despite there being many lovely pictures posted in the wee hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:55, archived)
# there's enough mods,
between them they spazz back through the night, and pick up any deservers in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:56, archived)
# Oh yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:57, archived)
# pep claims she does it whenever she remembers to
no doubt other mods will too, and kimbo's in a different time zone so is sometimes about
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:58, archived)
# I do it nearly every day
before work. See?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 7:58, archived)
# I spazz too for the gallery
see?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:18, archived)
# ooh yes,
so you do. Morning.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)
# good work
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)
# thanks.
good luck. (Again).
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)
# thanks again.
nobody will ever find this message!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)
# ahh,
but you did, and you're the one it was intended for.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# nobody will find this one,
not even pep mwahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:41, archived)
# good job too -
otherwise this could go on all day!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:49, archived)
# it wont, you'll get bored,
and victory shall be mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:11, archived)
# so you
say but I shall be at a computer all day - don't you have an interview to go to? What's it for by the way?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:18, archived)
# it's my first ever interview
and it's for a christmas job in woolworths. but our woolworths is all crowded and smells a bit, so i hope i get a job in marks and sparks instead.

out of interest, can you approve archived messages?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Errrr... right.
Nope, once they're fully archived, you can't.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:25, archived)
# ok, just pondered.
when i get me credit cards in i'll probably donate a bit monthly for the site, any news on the new icon dates, or is all a bit hectic.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:26, archived)
# cool - that would be nice, thankyou.
No, not got round to the new icons yet. Also we used the best ones for the last batch!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:31, archived)
# ooh nifty!
the hallow33n bash should be my first bash, which'll be nice, and quite odd meeting everyone. then supermoore's raising some money for the site hopefully with this football match too, which i foolishly put my name down for.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:33, archived)
# lordy
be nice to meet you after all this time. (I think ;)
Right - I actually have to do some work now, see you later.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)
# ta ra pep.
(victory is mine)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:48, archived)
# not really.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)
# or me...
...I'm not always posting, but I'm usually here until the dayshift kicks off.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:56, archived)
# Mystery_Bob
Where do you live? Are you just up late in the States, or do you stay up all night in the UK?
(Vorpal Bunny, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:02, archived)
# hes one of us undead british b3tans, that never sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:03, archived)
# yes
and we're fucking great
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:18, archived)
# I live in Scotland...
...but I reserve the right to my own time zone.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:06, archived)
# SMT
v?
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:08, archived)
# you just want to see her
hair tied back holding a cane playing teacher don't you? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:57, archived)
# *blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:57, archived)
#








erm....
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:58, archived)
# meow meow
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:58, archived)
# That was another one of those instances when fnords imagination
overruled his fingers, thus causing him to present whatever sordid images where in his mind at the time to the board instead of saying what he meant to say...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:59, archived)
# hehehehe
quite possibly... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:00, archived)
# he had a
point though.









erm...
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:00, archived)
# if I had mny way i'd edit all those praises out as they only encourage more people to do it
and encourage people to try too hard to get there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:55, archived)
# absolutely
besides, frontpages are really pretty unimportant.

Challenge wins are more a measure of one's greatness ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:58, archived)
# it's still
not the point.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:59, archived)
# actually...
...once you start meeting b3tans and getting to know them in real life, the whole message board seems that little bit less important.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:01, archived)
# yeah :)
I wish I could go to more real life things
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:02, archived)
# one day
highest number of pointless posts will be up there, i'm sure of it
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:00, archived)
# crap
I thought it was the number of messages posted...
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:01, archived)
# you're close
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:03, archived)
# Quite right
It'll only upset and confuse him
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:55, archived)
# Have a frog before bed
(I helped save b3ta! COCKLES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:43, archived)
# i...
...needed that, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:44, archived)
# no thanks
they make my stomach hurt
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:45, archived)
# I think
I did
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:47, archived)
# Possible outcome to tomorrows night out in Manchester:


Roll up, Roll up. Place yer bets here...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:42, archived)
# £15 on child abuse charges
£95 on pubic hair haircut charges
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:43, archived)
# *sniff*
...is that alcohol on your breath sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:43, archived)
# ahahahaha
excelent
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:43, archived)
# possible?
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:43, archived)
# read that probable....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:45, archived)
# 20 on
black eye.
(PhilWal, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:43, archived)
# Funny
like it.

You're just jealous you gang of pig-ugly cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:45, archived)
# but i am beautiful
no matter what you say

words can't bring me down
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:46, archived)
# how about if I twatted you with a dictionary?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:48, archived)
# i'm beautiful on the inside
that's what counts
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:49, archived)
# well, personally, I wouldnt want to shag a bunch of organs and bones.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:50, archived)
# tough.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:51, archived)
# I love the way
that noone's argued my initial point.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:52, archived)
# hmmmmmmmmm.....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:53, archived)
# we all know the irony
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:54, archived)
# and thus
the rubber sex doll was born...
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:53, archived)
# ha ha ha
say it ain't so
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:47, archived)
# I'm saying its more than likely.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:48, archived)
# AHHHH
KILL IT!!!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:58, archived)
# ...

(meepmeep is, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:28, archived)
# goat any ice cream?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:30, archived)
# i like the texture of that a lot
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:31, archived)
# plippity plop
that is top
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:31, archived)
# it's f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-friday!
Time to start the weeeeeeeeeekend

No work 'til bedtime!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:39, archived)
# not here :(
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:40, archived)
# damn it!
I started too early!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:40, archived)
# Do you think you'll be at the pub on Sat
or will meet at the festival? And have you still got my number?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:44, archived)
# I still have your number,
I'm quite drunk right now...
I'll probably turn up about half 5 ish in huddersfield.
I'll try to be a bit more definite tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:46, archived)
# ok,
I'll be out in 'Madchester' so i'll check Arthur tomorow night to see the details. You should be able to spot the m3tatweening at least if all else fails :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:50, archived)
# it's f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-friday!
no work for those who can't get a job at alllllllll

every day is a living hell for me.
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:40, archived)
# i've not got a job too
it's not paying me holiday pay and I don't have to book time off I can just go.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:42, archived)
# i have zero money coming in
and plenty going out

i'm living off my credit card - it's great

it's like free money
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:44, archived)
# yes,
there's something not quite balanced about it, but I seem to still be upright somehow :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:47, archived)
# i may still
pop along tomorrow night - but if i do, it won't be til at least 10:30pm-ish
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:51, archived)
# Okay
we'll play it by ear glasses
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:52, archived)
# i may well
be driving too

thus eliminating taxi fares
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:54, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:41, archived)

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