In response to this:
uk.news.yahoo.com/031029/80/ecgq1.html
m'self and Mrs Gingey decided that the best way to cure our cat's cold would be to dress her in a jumper from the Bear Factory....
She was not impressed.....
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:01,
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m'self and Mrs Gingey decided that the best way to cure our cat's cold would be to dress her in a jumper from the Bear Factory....
She was not impressed.....
Haha!
Morning all
Due to level of workshyness this week I shall be mostly lurking until this evening
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:04,
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Due to level of workshyness this week I shall be mostly lurking until this evening
She looks so dignified and happy!
Don't be surprised if she eats your neck.
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:06,
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My mate did that once
he wanked so furiously he got a blister which popped and bled all over his bedsheets.
*110.5% fact*
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:06,
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*110.5% fact*
Christ all mighty,
I mean we all like a wank but he must have a cock like sandpaper.
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:07,
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Damn you
Coffee, mindpiss, and hummus all over my keyboard now......you utter utter twat!
(V funny btw)
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:13,
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(V funny btw)
I seem to remember him being
quite proud of it actually... strange chap.
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:14,
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Mmm, very tasty fried in garlic butter and
served in a white wine sauce.
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:00,
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Ah the hallowed halloween
kitten.
Wouldn't be Halloween without it.
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:58,
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Wouldn't be Halloween without it.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Disgustingly cute. There ought to be a law.
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:00,
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aha! class!
That's brill!
tj: Mornin' all. I'm hung over *and* in a lesson...Now THAT'S Hallowe'en!
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:02,
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tj: Mornin' all. I'm hung over *and* in a lesson...Now THAT'S Hallowe'en!
Morning all
and happy halloween
Mwahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaarghhhhh
Didn't have a pumpkin, so I just hollowed out whatever was lying around.
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:55,
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Mwahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaarghhhhh
Didn't have a pumpkin, so I just hollowed out whatever was lying around.
Fantastic idea!
I'll do the same, once I've finished sharpening this grapefruit spoon.
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:57,
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I've got a bike
You can ride it if you like
It's got a basket
A bell that rings
And things to make it look good
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:56,
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It's got a basket
A bell that rings
And things to make it look good
not to mention
a mouse, that seems to be getting rather old, but he is a good mouse
I've no idea why I called him gerald
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:59,
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I've no idea why I called him gerald
I've got a cloak,
it's a bit of a joke, there's a tear at the back, its red and black, I've had it for months.
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:02,
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Er....yeah.
I think that's all the evidence we need! I kinda broke photoshop so um, yeah, rock on paint!
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:51,
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I think that's all the evidence we need! I kinda broke photoshop so um, yeah, rock on paint!
Come on...
Spill the beans or delete the post. Are you his real mother or something?
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:04,
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but thats a picture of Dumbo...
and Dumbo...was...O that is grose
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:53,
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Bloody hell
How am I supposed to retain my sanity in this place when we've got management wandering around dressed as demons?
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:55,
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"The disgraced Queen and some flowers"
"The loved-up elephant"
haha!
Welcome funny person
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:54,
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haha!
Welcome funny person
All the sweet queen icing running down the side.
Someone left the queens cake hair in the rain,
I don't think that I can take it,
cos it took so long to bake,
and I'll never have that recipie agaaaiiinnn.
OOOooohhhh NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
/Richard Harris
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:53,
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I don't think that I can take it,
cos it took so long to bake,
and I'll never have that recipie agaaaiiinnn.
OOOooohhhh NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
/Richard Harris
Mac Arthur Park! What a top song that is.
It wasn't just the hippies who were being weird in the 60s.
Nicely sampled in Roots Manuva's Dreamy Days.
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:56,
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Nicely sampled in Roots Manuva's Dreamy Days.
I'm not denying that it's a good song
The lyrics are just a bit... well...
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:57,
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an
unsatisfied baker, who's out door bakery business runs into a bit of bother on a rainy on his outdoor bakery stall in Macarthurs Park.
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:56,
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My favorite real-life product name
is a baby pacifier called
the Binky HushMaster
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:02,
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the Binky HushMaster
Talking of product names
I'm slightly worried by the thought of the "George Foreman baby rotissery"
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:08,
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I'm worried by the size of it,
you'd never get a full sized baby in there.
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:11,
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Arf!
Good morning unto thee, good folks of b3ta. Are we all well? Are we all looking forward to the bash tonight? Are we looking forward to this:-
www.guardian.co.uk/arts/fridayreview/story/0,12102,1073999,00.html
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:51,
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www.guardian.co.uk/arts/fridayreview/story/0,12102,1073999,00.html
out rage...
this was made by b3ta was it not?
how comes some seedy dirty porn site use it as their banner?
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:43,
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this was made by b3ta was it not?
how comes some seedy dirty porn site use it as their banner?
Yes...you must tell us so we can...
investigate...*coughs*
[EDIT]
Ohhh... directly taken from them:
www.sexinfo101.com
Wow. Is it like a guide to safe sex?
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:46,
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[EDIT]
Ohhh... directly taken from them:
www.sexinfo101.com
Wow. Is it like a guide to safe sex?
I got a puummpkin,
you haven't gooot one,
cos I donaaated
and you on welfare
your mums a hoooker
I got a puummmppppkin.
Sorry about that.
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:48,
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cos I donaaated
and you on welfare
your mums a hoooker
I got a puummmppppkin.
Sorry about that.
I've got a puuuuumpkin too :P
plus two small children to murder it and mess up my kitchen
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:50,
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I thought
it was a farkism... and what were you doing on seedy pr0n sites anyway? Eh? Eh!?!!!??
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:45,
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I wasn't on it...
It was an annoying pop up thing, this is the URL
www.sexinfo101.com/
(is it ok for me to post that link)
Morning all by the way
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:47,
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www.sexinfo101.com/
(is it ok for me to post that link)
Morning all by the way
No, Son, mummy and daddy are Exercising...
www.sexinfo101.com/sexercise/04a.jpg
NSFW, obv.
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:54,
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NSFW, obv.
who knows
it's older than the interweb, it probably came from Fark
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:15,
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HAHAHAHAHA
Sick, and very wrong.
But serve the feckers right for thinking love can be found on a TV reality show. Must be really desperate.
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:43,
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But serve the feckers right for thinking love can be found on a TV reality show. Must be really desperate.
Yes
it is the stuff of nightmares for some men though.
For some reason it reminded me of Sickboys idea yesterday.
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:39,
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For some reason it reminded me of Sickboys idea yesterday.
Yup, and I wouldn't anyway,
as (s)he has lips like slugs mating.
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:44,
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i couldn't think of anything to put,
and that anoying coca-cola ad was TV
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:41,
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sit on the fence
leave a smell
kill the farmer's cattle
you're going to hell
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:35,
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kill the farmer's cattle
you're going to hell
Nice one
But he does look rather surprised, did you stick your thumb up his arse?
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:38,
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A friend of mine
holds the world record in attaching the highest number of clothes pegs to his face. He's Zog's neighbour. 100% fact.
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:42,
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that must be that guy up there then
he failed to beat his own record
[ed]maybe not... www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_833857.html
zog doesn't live in Manchester!
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:43,
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[ed]maybe not... www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_833857.html
zog doesn't live in Manchester!
True!
He did hold that record in 2001 though.
[edit] I like the Halloween icons. [/edit]
[edit2] That's him. [/edit2]
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:46,
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[edit] I like the Halloween icons. [/edit]
[edit2] That's him. [/edit2]
i have weird visions of scientists
excavating my used spunk catchers in 4 years time from underneath the swings in the local park.
a scary thought indeed! (i wonder if they'll clone me?)
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:37,
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a scary thought indeed! (i wonder if they'll clone me?)
Glass content
"The borough is most famous for its wonderful glass heritage and more recently for being the epicentre of last year's earthquake.
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:43,
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argh!
the fear! the sun the fear! the sun the fear! the sun the fear! the sun the fear! the sun the fear! the sun the fear! the sun the fear! the sun the fear! the sun the fear! the sun the fear! the sun the fear! the sun the fear! the sun the fear! the sun the fear! the sun the fear! the sun the fear! the sun the fear! the sun the fear! the sun the fear! the sun the fear! the sun the fear! the sun the fear! the sun !
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:27,
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AAAARGH, the halloweeny feear!
AAAARGH, the halloweeny feear!AAAARGH, the halloweeny feear!AAAARGH, the halloweeny feear!AAAARGH, the halloweeny feear!AAAARGH, the halloweeny feear!AAAARGH, the halloweeny feear!AAAARGH, the halloweeny feear!AAAARGH, the halloweeny feear!AAAARGH, the halloweeny feear!AAAARGH, the halloweeny feear!AAAARGH, the halloweeny feear!AAAARGH, the halloweeny feear!AAAARGH, the halloweeny feear!AAAARGH, the halloweeny feear!AAAARGH, the halloweeny feear!AAAARGH, the halloweeny feear!AAAARGH, the halloweeny feear!AAAARGH, the halloweeny feear!AAAARGH, the halloweeny feear! etc...
Edit: AAARGH! STATUS QUO!
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:28,
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Edit: AAARGH! STATUS QUO!
me
too.
was wondering how many other people were too. bet loads were.
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:35,
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was wondering how many other people were too. bet loads were.
I just noticed that!
Normally I don't even use my icon, but this pumpkin's pretty cool -- thanks.
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:06,
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Na Na Na Na Na Na
Bat Icon, Bat Icon
Bat Icon, Bat Icon, Bat Icon....
Sorry I a bit over-tired
and since pointed it out, I had to use the special icons
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:08,
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Bat Icon, Bat Icon, Bat Icon....
Sorry I a bit over-tired
and since pointed it out, I had to use the special icons
Hey, how's
things down your way?
Boyfs cousins lost their home in Crestline :(
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:11,
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Boyfs cousins lost their home in Crestline :(
crestline is on fire?
crumbs. i have some friends with a house there
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:14,
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Oh, we're 60 miles away,
Cheril however, is like right in the thick of it. Almost.
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:33,
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not any more
it passed by here last week, it's miles to the south now
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:44,
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How awful
My neighborhood is fine, but I have two friends who lost their houses (one Scripps Ranch, one Poway), two more who have fire damage. I was in a bit of a panic on Wednesday because there was a fire 2 miles from my house, but it was put out and all is well in this corner of the county for the moment.
How about you -- still smoky and raining ash up there?
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:15,
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How about you -- still smoky and raining ash up there?
it's easy to get one
you just make a donnation to the b3ta server fund
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:08,
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*knock knock*
Who's there?
Dr Cal
Cal who?
Nope that doesn't work quite as well...
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:35,
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Cal who?
Nope that doesn't work quite as well...
ok I just made a small donation
can't afford a lot when you're unemployed :(
how do I get my icon?
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:23,
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how do I get my icon?
Could we do that in Cash at the Bash?
Just i'm actually too lazy to write a cheque.
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:40,
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ohh what do I get?
lets see
yay! pumpkin! no bat, no pumpkin, no bat....
:)
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:11,
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yay! pumpkin! no bat, no pumpkin, no bat....
:)
don't you hate these ???
googhell trying to be cute ... arf arghlll
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 7:49,
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googhell trying to be cute ... arf arghlll
well i think they are awfully predictable
and cute maybe once, but thats just me then ...
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:07,
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nah, why bother
if the alternative is to stay happy falling for these cheapo merchandising tricks?
googhell is the devil!
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:28,
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googhell is the devil!
yeah
random pockets of postal workers in the UK are currently on strike
bastards
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 7:56,
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bastards
i know a postman
and he's a cock. his name is clive!
just because of clive, i say kill them all!
woo to the pic!
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Fri 31 Oct 2003, 7:55,
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just because of clive, i say kill them all!
woo to the pic!
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