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# Slightly edited to improve effect,

But it was big to start with.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:57, archived)
# meh
:(
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:59, archived)
# Frowning makes fluffy cry!

/150 000 000 000th repost of that pic
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:02, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:03, archived)
# aww


Must stop reposting and make something new
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:07, archived)
# :)
(Hobbes, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:20, archived)
# hello :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:33, archived)
# hi
:)
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:45, archived)
# salutations
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:48, archived)
# greetings
earthling
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:51, archived)
# nanoo nanoo
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:52, archived)
# Hi, I'm
durnked
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:53, archived)
# ask a glass of water
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:55, archived)
# ask what it?
/yoda
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:56, archived)
# what's so unpleasant about being drunk
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:57, archived)
# oooh yeah
/doh....*grabs towel*
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:58, archived)
# I'm not sure anything
was improved
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:00, archived)
# That's no moon.......
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:01, archived)
# arf

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:02, archived)
# Oi P are you still up
(stefd I HAVE RETURNED ..... And i brought cake, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:04, archived)
# you seem to think you know me

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:06, archived)
# I don't know you,
but I will get too familiar with you all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:06, archived)
# any port
in a storm
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:08, archived)
# i may have the wrong dude
do you work nights in sidcup
(stefd I HAVE RETURNED ..... And i brought cake, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:07, archived)
# no

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:08, archived)
# OPPS
(stefd I HAVE RETURNED ..... And i brought cake, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:08, archived)
# Haha.....
... best question ever.....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:08, archived)
# difficult to know
if it's serious really
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:09, archived)
# sorry I thought you were someone else
funny that
(stefd I HAVE RETURNED ..... And i brought cake, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:13, archived)
# I've often wished to be somone else
non of those fantasies involved sidcup
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:13, archived)
# all mine happen in sidcup
(stefd I HAVE RETURNED ..... And i brought cake, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:14, archived)
# how
odd
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:15, archived)
# my god how odd
thats what we say in Sidcup, but then we do still point to the moon in fear
(stefd I HAVE RETURNED ..... And i brought cake, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:44, archived)
# that's no moon...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:49, archived)
# I would
but I can't be bothered to cut out a death star right now
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:54, archived)
# hehehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:55, archived)
# I looks like that thong
could snap off at any moment and hurt someone.
(I helped save b3ta! ein, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:07, archived)
# Thong?
Those are shorts!
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:23, archived)
# Just out of curriousity
I picked up some Vegemite and Marmite.

Does it need to be refridgerated?

I like the Vegemite but the Marmite is a little too salty or something.

Can you give someone a yeast infection/"jock itch" if you put it on his/her special area while they sleep?
(I helped save b3ta! ein, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:29, archived)
# you think too much
seriously... stop it
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:30, archived)
# as far as I know neither needs to be in the fridge
and I've never rubbed any in my groin
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:30, archived)
# No refrigeration needed.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:38, archived)
# Whenever my other half has the "fridge or not" question,
I simply ask her "When you picked it up in the supermarket, Was it in a fridge or not?"

So i think what I am saying is....
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:41, archived)
# But
what about things that only need refrigeration after opening?
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:42, archived)
# they usually say so on the lid
I remember the marmite being kept in cupboards though, not refridgerated
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:45, archived)
# I assumed it would have said so on the lid.
But I can't be sure, them being from strange foreign lands.
(I helped save b3ta! ein, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:49, archived)
# marmite definatly doesnt
I'm pretty sure the same is true of vegemite
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:50, archived)
# Vegemite definitely doesn't need refrigeration.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:57, archived)
# between us we know
that these spreads can handle cupboard life
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:01, archived)
# The most essential item of 100% FACT
in modern life.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:03, archived)
# That could be
a line from a Smiths song
(I helped save b3ta! ein, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:03, archived)
# it came free with a packet of smith's crisps
if that helps
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:05, archived)
# mayonnaise
does need to be in the fridge after opening
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:50, archived)
# Nothing stays open in our house.
It's opened, It's eaten!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:47, archived)
# Concidering that inmates
are banned from having either (they use it to start "hombrew" with tinned fruit syrup) then there must be some live yeast, and so; yes you could get a yeast infection from it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:38, archived)
# The things that you find...
...in your drawers at twenty past 4 in the morning. Huzzah!
Clicky
(Aramaye, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:24, archived)
# drawers as in dresser drawers
or as in clothing?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)
# I find sleep
I've just woken up after not wanting to fall asleep

so here is where I head to bed for real

night night
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:27, archived)
# night
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:28, archived)
# good
night
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:30, archived)
# Night Night
dont allow anythign to bite unless it has signed a disclaimer
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:30, archived)
# PENIS
ITS THE WORD OF THE DAY!

use it in every discussion you have today
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:18, archived)
# cock off
penis boy
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:20, archived)
# off to a good start i see
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)
# Penis breath
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:22, archived)
# well if you aren't going to play along I can't see me
being bothered
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:22, archived)
# i cant,
i started it :(
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:23, archived)
# if it is the word of the day
you specified a time rather than an individual or region. Surely it should be all or nothing.
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:25, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:20, archived)
# why not?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)
# ok
my pen is out of ink. Is that right?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)
# thats fine
and might i add, a rather intelligent use of the word
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:22, archived)
# Does anybody know where my red
pen is?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:23, archived)
# up my arse
and it loves it the ink fueled whore
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)
# I bet you do too.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)
# Those things tend to happen, I say,
when you write too much.

edit: Perhaps that was a bit too well hidden...
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:25, archived)
# Ahhh
Happen, I say.

Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:32, archived)
# I used to have....
... a little bit of respect for you.
This is all gone....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:24, archived)
# really?
awww.... dont let me sleep deprived rambleings put you off
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:29, archived)
# Ok.....
... I love you....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:34, archived)
# Ok, if that's the word of the day....
......this has to be the pic of the day.

VERY VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK
I didn't do it, I found it earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)
# that may be the least erotic thing I have seen all day
and I have cable
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:27, archived)
# GOOD GOD.
I bet his cable is bigger than yours.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:50, archived)
# If White Widow is still around - This is what I saw in my mind, more or less :)
cory.members.beeb.net/
Sorry the link seemed to object to having a www in it. Honestly!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:17, archived)
# 400
at the moment

works now

quick work! and woo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:18, archived)
# dead
link
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:18, archived)
# that link
= t3h d34th

/AOL
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:19, archived)
# ooooh
i assume you added the nebula in a cup yourself, or is that in the ad anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:24, archived)
# see this thread for the sources and concept :)
www.b3ta.com/board/2296874
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:28, archived)
# as mogloid would say
oooooh
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:29, archived)
# Night Night Everyone
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:05, archived)
# that's beautiful man
woo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:05, archived)
# night
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:05, archived)
# night
you
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:06, archived)
# night
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:07, archived)
# ooh, lo
was nice to meet you at the bash.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:09, archived)
# Ummmm....
... we met at the Edinburgh bash... months ago..... That one....?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:11, archived)
# halloween
my recollection of edinburgh, well, isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:14, archived)
# Nope... we didn't...
... meet at halloween...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:16, archived)
# didn't we?
i thought i ended up talking to a lord floaty.

meh. who knows?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:17, archived)
# I remember
you both being at the Edinburgh bash, so there
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:20, archived)
# Indeedy.....
... however... that was in August.....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)
# There are several b3tans....
... who purport to being Lords. I suspect it may have been one of them... Anyhoo... We will surely meet again sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)
# I remember a few people
but mostly just there being far too many people and them being loud and drunk and scary
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:23, archived)
# Scaredy
cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:37, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:42, archived)
# Sorry.....
... I introduced myself to you... You just kind of ran away......
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:41, archived)
# It wasn't anyone in particular
it's me not being used to being around people
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:43, archived)
# I'm like that kitty.
I'm surprised you went at all actually, if you are anything like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:49, archived)
# I didn't really
I kept wandering off.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:50, archived)
# Kitties tend to do that, but......
The cat came back.. the very next day.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:01, archived)
# You were very sweet.......
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:52, archived)
# I was very frightened
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:54, archived)
# For what it's worth.....
... you needn't have been... but I can understand...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:56, archived)
# as I said, it wasn't the individuals involved
but I spend weeks without speaking to anyone. That was at the time the largest social gathering I'd ever been to
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:57, archived)
# Hope we can have a gab next time then.....
... meanwhile... I'm off to bed... 'night....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:00, archived)
# possibly :)
night night
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:01, archived)
# night
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:09, archived)
# HELP TW
i have managed to disable my mouse in settings....which was fucking stupid...

can anybody please help me fix it using a keyboard in win 98..i'm not joking around..i really need this fixed...please


/does anybody know how hard it is to get into aol and the b3ta with a keyboarD?
(alexnessie \o/., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:53, archived)
# The TAB key is your friend.
No, seriously..... Have you diasbled it in control panel or device manager or BIOS or what?

Help me out here.
I assume you are using Windows

Edit2: Oh yes, you said windows didn't you. DOH!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:54, archived)
# hehehehehe
sorry. I should laugh....

I don't remember, though I avoided using the mouse as much as possible...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:54, archived)
# seriously though..
can you help me at all?
(alexnessie \o/., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:55, archived)
# it's probably in the control panel though
which if you can manage to get to here, you can probably figure out
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:56, archived)
# Control panel
CTRL-Esc (Bring up start menu)
cursor up, up, up etc.. to settings
cursor right "Control panel" - press enter

Type "MOU" - enter

Mouse settings.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:58, archived)
# if you don't have a windows key
that'll work too
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:58, archived)
# Yeah,
If you have a windows key, use that instead of CTRL-Esc. I just said it like that because 99.864% of keyboards DO have CTRL & Esc keys.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:01, archived)
# hehehehe :)
not true, but I'll let you off :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:02, archived)
# yeah
but most keyboards have had windows keys for the last what? 7-8 years?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:03, archived)
# Windows keys
are one of the most fucking anoying things ever
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:05, archived)
# i agree
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:06, archived)
# Awful when
you are playing Doom and you just get to the cyber boss, you are fully loaded with rockets, you get in position.... choose your moment.... STRAFE!! and hit the windows key by mistake.

Up pops your desktop and you know that you are dead when you get back in.

Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:08, archived)
# exactly
and you can always press ctrl and esc - why do you need a new fucking button

window's button - arse faced git's button I call it

of course no one understands what I mean when I do
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:11, archived)
# I think I know what you mean
Hey, your post was almost a "/rant"
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:14, archived)
# I never / my rants
because then I'd have to stop or reopen the tags
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:17, archived)
# Some peeps like
old hardware. My last keyboard (1 year ago) didn't have one, but the keys made wonderfully low clicking sounds when you pressed them and I nearly creamed every time I typed.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:06, archived)
# you need
your keyboard, the windows key, tab, arrow buttons and space. then do what you did to break it.

either that, or shut down, unplug the mouse, reboot, shut down, plug the mouse back in and start up again, if you're lucky, it'll reinstall the drivers
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:55, archived)
# and if any explosions occur..
i can blame you...?
(alexnessie \o/., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:56, archived)
# not really
you use my advice at your own risk, and think yourself lucky i'm kind enough to help after you fucked up.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:57, archived)
# nothing will explode
I don't remember if 98 was dumbed down enough to install things like that automatically though
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:57, archived)
# USB nearly worked in
98se
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:58, archived)
# hehehe
a lot of things nearly worked in 98se. unfortunatly, not much actually did ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:59, archived)
# all I remember is that usb didn't work at all in NT
I knew people who had to program an entire driver for it for their senior design project, poor guys
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:00, archived)
# ouch
and yep, sounds right
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:01, archived)
# I use 98SE
and it's lovely. Have a USB hub with scanner, digicam, Printer and webcam in it. 100% working.

I love 98SE.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:03, archived)
# I've thought about going back
because I have programs i want to run that don't work with xp. It would also run a lot faster without xps footprint. I just can't be bothered and I'm afraid other stuff would stop working.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:05, archived)
# I went back
it was horrible
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:06, archived)
# yeah
if anything, it might be better to go to win2k, or *nix
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:09, archived)
# 2k is nice
but patching it is an arse and it boots slowely
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:10, archived)
# yeah
i reboot about once every 3 months anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:11, archived)
# God I hated 2000
and xp for that matter.

I'll stick with this
It's all personal preference you know. There's no "right and wrong" oppo system.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:10, archived)
# yeah
indeed, but security wise i'd stay 2k and fresher.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:12, archived)
# Security? SECURITY?
I had 2000 installed for a very short time, and I got those damn messenger service boxes (Turned them off of course) and Trojans galore in through the back door.

what's more, Win98 is not effected by MsBlast. Heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:17, archived)
# messenger things are a stupid service left on my m$ but a piece of piss to turn off really.
for security I'd go for 2k or XP (me at a stretch) as they are still being maintained by M$
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:19, archived)
# heh
maybe you should've been running a firewall?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:19, archived)
# yeah yeah
you've been downloading porn.exe haven't you?...
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:17, archived)
# it worked...
thanks..i love you...

well, no i don't, as i'm a guy..and so are you
erase love and replace with "am proud to know"
(alexnessie \o/., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:58, archived)
# i am proud to you?
that doesn't make sense
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:59, archived)
# i edited it so nyahnyah nyah nyah nyahhhh
.
(alexnessie \o/., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:00, archived)
# hehehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:00, archived)
# i think
he's young.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:00, archived)
# I think
you all are

And I am not. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:04, archived)
# could be
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:07, archived)
# hmmmmm
that is silly

edit:
that's not much help - sorry I don't remember 98 well enough

if it is usb try swapping it into another usb port
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:55, archived)
# I think you can do it like this....

CTRL+ESC (for Start-menu)
Settings - Control Pannel - Mouse
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:56, archived)
# I suggest.....
.. basting your mouse in......
1/2 cup apricot jam
1/4 cup dried apricot, chopped
1/4 cup white wine
1 tablespoon honey
1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce

... Let me know if this works.....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:58, archived)
# don't forget
to stick it up your arse
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:59, archived)
# Oh yes.......
.... how could I forget....

DON'T FORGET TO RAM IT UP YOUR PIPE......
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:00, archived)
# didn't work
so i went with berk instead..
(alexnessie \o/., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:02, archived)
# Good call.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:03, archived)
# check for perforations and wash you hands
carefully
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:04, archived)
# Perforations
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:06, archived)
# what?
mwahahahahaha
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:12, archived)
# Ummmm.....
... basic spelling.... Never mind....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)
# i only pierce people
who ask
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:07, archived)
# I didn't know
he hadn't
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:12, archived)
# hehe
i didn't hear him ask, so i've not :-P
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Brain melty time


Ha ha ha ha.... Whats wrong with me?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:50, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
thats rather special that is
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:51, archived)
# quite a lot it seems ;-)
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:51, archived)
# hahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:52, archived)
# I love that
with all of me
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:52, archived)
# What's wrong?
Nothing.

You are as (in)sane as the next person, we are the next persons.

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:53, archived)
# 2 sugars please
(Bus Turd, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:35, archived)
# I bet that'll stay hot forever
or really cold, maybe...

hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:36, archived)
# that reminds me of that Guinness commercial
that went through 2 zooms of a universe in the pint recursion style.
music - we have all the time in the world

- see cory.members.beeb.net/guinness-wehaveallthetimeuniversezoom.avi ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:36, archived)
# pint recursion, eh?
Woo on the pic BTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:37, archived)
# OHHH YEAH
Click for evil WMV proof
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)
# thank you
I was looking for that, but at the wrong site www.uktvadverts.com/Media/ :) Exactly what i meant.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)
# I was going to copy it in flash untill the lack of a camera in flash
fucked my mind completely.


All of the site's ads:
www.absolutelyandy.com/tvadverts/
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:51, archived)
# recursive drink...
...
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:03, archived)
# not being a telly watcher
it's all news to me :)
(Bus Turd, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)
# On that note....
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:42, archived)
# I like that a lot
it reminds me of how much I like guinness
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:42, archived)
# ooh
i remember that.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)
# Yeah,
I linked to a biggy somewhere, but I'm buggered if I can remember where it is now.

Edit: It's here (1MB)
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:45, archived)
# That is brillient
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)
# suberb!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:48, archived)
# I can see my house from here!
(my oooolllldddd house that is)
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:04, archived)
# oooh
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:37, archived)
# woooo
indeed
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)
# click for hundreds of photos I took in America.


or don't. One of the two :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:30, archived)
# woo!
purdy
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:31, archived)
# I will

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:31, archived)
# OOooohhhhh
pretty!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:32, archived)
# I like that one, it's like a strange thunderstorm
a very strange one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)
# You went to Minneapolis...
and didn't bother to stop and say "hi" to me?!?!?? FNORD! I am insulted! I take offense, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)
# I live in Minneapolis
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:42, archived)
# I won't
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)
# How pritty.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:36, archived)
# wow
I like the Badger Badger remix, dagnabbit wish I was there for the bash
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:15, archived)
# ohhh wow.
this site is too cool

www.xsorbit2.com/users/eggburger3/index.cgi
(baaa, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:23, archived)
# have a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)
# oooh
purdy.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)
# is that a giant space kitten
or a dinky star?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)
# it's his new ball of wool
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:27, archived)
# I want a cardi
made of that
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:28, archived)
# yeah
looks like it'd be warm
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:28, archived)
# and also it would
be handy when travelling on unlit roads

Giant space moths might be a problem though
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:29, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:30, archived)
# A kitten
really helps at times like this, don't you agree?

mew
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:26, archived)
# meh
if you're spamming, then so am i

www.mutantwalrus.co.uk www.stapleballs.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)
# You bloody spammer you!
I don't really want to see your genitals though... I'll stick to the mutant walrus one I think.
Ewwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:29, archived)
# Can I play?
www.u-muppet.co.uk
www.Girlpants.co.uk
www.DidNotExpectThat.co.uk
www.AwwBless.co.uk
www.CockOff.co.uk

errmm... there are more somewhere....errr...

EDIT Blimmy, I just checked, I have some rather good ones
www.DudeWeNeedChicks.co.uk
www.TheSpamStoppers.co.uk
www.WindowWashing.co.uk
www.WhoGivesAToss.com
www.YouCanHaveOneToo.com


(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)
# blimey
are you compensating for something?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)
# I went through a 'stage' a few months ago.
They are all ideas that i've had in my head that I haven't had time to do yet.


EDIT And another one... www.netfeud.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)
# ahh
i tend to have ideas, then do them, i think stapleballs was up within 2 days of my having the idea
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)
# Cool
These were the ideas
DidNotExpectThat --- A Candid Cam style website
TheSpamStoppers --- Displaying a list of companys who use spam, and ask them 'why'
WindowWashing --- For work, as a demo-site.
YouCanHaveOneToo --- For work, to plug my sites and get more clients, working on the basses of "If David Dickinson can have a website, why can't you?"

And NetFeud is like a debating thing. You can see the progress of it here
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:46, archived)
# "waves goodbye"
goodbye twatnut
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)
# CHicK CHIck *lights cigarette*
I sit here, staring into the screen. My mind wanders over the events of today. There was so many highs and lows. My cat died, I got a job offer, I made friends, I got in a fight with my girlfriend, I kissed an ugly girl, people found out, I try to sleep now, I cannot. I have a feeling that I will not sleep. I haven't in the past at times. It is difficult because my mind wanders and ponders. I cannot stop thinking. I try to forget. The only thing that is helping me right now is my cigarette.
TSHHHHHHH *puts out fag*
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:29, archived)
# bloody ugly girls
with their lips

(sorry to hear about your shitty day)
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:30, archived)
# Thank you.
You know what? Even your sympathy from hundreds of miles away makes me feel better. It's funny how that works. Maybe it's just me. Indeed, the day was shitty; and yet, I feel like I can overcome the feelings of this day. I will move straight to acceptance. Nothing can stop me. I will not worry about what others think of me, and only what I want for myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:32, archived)
# aww
*hugs*

sorry to hear about your cat, mine died 2 weeks ago :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:36, archived)
# I'm sorry you smoke
and that your cat died.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)
# I know you
you're a twat
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:26, archived)
# Jerry had to put some space between himself and the owls

He didn't care how.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)
# hehehe
that's wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# woo
that's tops.

woo woo choo you
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# yay for toy trains
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# chugga-chugga chugga-chugga
Wooo-Wooo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)
# that's
absolutely great

the title makes it

WYH
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)
# morning all
all i wanted was a nice recipe for a rich thick tomato pasta sauce...
and what did i find?
195.31.176.236/Areas/GeneralInformation/OrderCatalog.aspx?ActivePosition=2

yuk
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:12, archived)
# mmmm
raw meat :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:13, archived)
# mmmm
war meat ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:14, archived)
# mmmm
man meat :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)
# mmmm
lady bacon



sorry
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)
# mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# how rare
and yep, very evil
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# yet durable
it would seem


:0)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# currently they are lovely
my neice was very nearly very very unwell

other wise they are horrid little shits
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)
# It must be
an abomination!

Bless it, poor little tyke.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)
# turned out shite
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:05, archived)
# heeheehee
oooh that's woo anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:06, archived)
# the idea is top notch though so woo to that
TJ: it's fucking freezing tonight :(
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:09, archived)
# woo to the pic
and definatly a bit nippy
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:10, archived)
# i've been playing crazy golf today
and i think i got sunburnt.

tis quite nice outstide today (over here :0))
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:13, archived)
# yep, is freezing
and thanks both :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:14, archived)
# spirally
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)
[challenge entry] 'James
we need you to go in and stir things up a bit.'
(Dr_Seuss, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:01, archived)
# *groan*
but still woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:02, archived)
# oh dear god
woo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:02, archived)
# hahahaha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# After Matrix Revolutions,
Smith decided to turn his hands to modelling.
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:57, archived)
# hehe
wonderful idea and execution.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:58, archived)
# thanks hon
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:59, archived)
# *hug*
no more, we'll make people ill ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:59, archived)
# Re Re post

reposting as a woo that is
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:02, archived)
# hehehehe
I'd be pedantic, but probably not everyone has seen the movie
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# Me?
me me me me me me me me me me me me me me...
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 4:08, archived)
# nightynight
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:51, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:52, archived)
# i actually prefer this one
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:00, archived)
# ohhhh
yeah
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 3:02, archived)
# 'struth
and hells bells
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Bond, this is Special Agent Haans -- Noah Haans.
(OGH, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:49, archived)
# mmmnnn.................
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)
# eep!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)
# BURN IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:46, archived)
# That's
scary, definately needs blowtorching :)
(byebye, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:46, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
aint he cute
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:50, archived)
# nice
looks like eyes made by pastry-cutting shape things
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 2:53, archived)

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