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# Schumacher normally cums first


It was a "toss-up" between that and
"Michael pisses on the opposition."
Click here for a stonkersize version
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:11, archived)
# That's genuinely
quite disturbing at 8:14am.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:13, archived)
# it is a bit much
really
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:15, archived)
# Want me to get rid?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:15, archived)
# Absolutely not
it's far more talented than half the crap that gets posted on this board.
It's our weak tummies is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:16, archived)
# Well, It's late late late for me....
Just finished a night shift and it's about bedtime. So the morning thing and problems with repeating breakfasts doesn't really bother me.

I am in my small hours now.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:18, archived)
# Indeed
my good man.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:15, archived)
# 8 am? Time for bed, I say...
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:53, archived)
# g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:57, archived)
# but its morning
do you live on another planet?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:59, archived)
# It's evening where I am
(where the Aussie rugby team is going to wipe the floor with the Poms come Saturday night... ooooh if only I was in Sydney....)
(Flyslip, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:12, archived)
# Oh
you Aussies. You keep telling yourselves, we're old, we're boring etc etc ad nauseum.

We'll see what tune you're singing Sunday morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:14, archived)
# Night Night
Morning all!

/strolls towards door on a sausage and egg mcmuffin mission...
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:11, archived)
# Slow night...



sorry 'bout size, just seeing how many jokes could cram in at once...
(Motionless Detector, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:46, archived)
# Does he have
that eyeliner tattooed on or something?
*cue music*
"Because I'm mad, I'm mad,
You know it..."
(Flyslip, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:14, archived)
# I guess
no one noticed No-hands...
(Motionless Detector, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:43, archived)
# hahahaha the lizard tongue gimp.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:44, archived)
# Tasty
... yep tasty
(ApertureJam, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:47, archived)
# Out on millions of dollars bail?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:40, archived)
# um
shouldnt that be a picture of michael
rather than latoya?
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:41, archived)
# Arf, I have always suspected that they are one and the same person.
althought that is a Michael Jackson pic.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:42, archived)
# shows how much of a wuss he is......
hes in a wire cage, aint even barred :D
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:33, archived)
# eep
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:38, archived)
# thats an unfortunately placed tree...
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:39, archived)
# hee haw
*hides*
(harmless kitty, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:40, archived)
# fantastisher!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:46, archived)
# ...

A brand spanking new Tech suit just makes you want to dance in the streets.
(ApertureJam, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:28, archived)
# Ooo
Hell awaits you :)

I presume you've seen this before?
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:34, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:03, archived)
# \m/
I like that...

I do
(ApertureJam, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:09, archived)
# hehehe
will it bite my hand off if I put a letter in?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:10, archived)
# perhaps lick


*slurp*
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:12, archived)
# no wonder things get lost in the mail
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:11, archived)
# woo to the pic
and good morning, been a week since ive been on here!!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:28, archived)
# Excellent!
First class :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:34, archived)
# Shocked to see none of these edited on the board
unedited sherrifs pic of Michael Jackson.
Wanted to change sex from M to "With Young Innocent Boys"
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:59, archived)
# ooh
now I know how old my parents are. I can never be bothered doing the math
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:00, archived)
# See
He is good for something. Love the way he had his makeup artist on hand to clean up his face.
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:01, archived)
# yup
means you dont have to bother shopping his face
(garfi3ld, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:15, archived)
# M.J. was done all day yesterday
and I bet this will be done all day, it's going to be very boring.
Celeb Kiddy fidlers have a very limited number of different jokes available about them.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:07, archived)
# ha ha ha
that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:09, archived)
# He's a kiddy fiddler?!?!!?
When did this happen?!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:09, archived)
#
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3225156.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:13, archived)
# Jeez!
I always thought he was such a nice guy! I can't believe this. Michael is so sweet natured and loving. Just look at him. He has the eyes of an innocent child.

And the nose of Skeletor.

hee hee hee! I crack me up, I really do!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:18, archived)
# Already done it...
...last night.

Timespaaaaaaaaaaaz
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:09, archived)
# erm...
good morning. 264k? possibly clicky-worthy?
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:11, archived)
# Hmmm...
Remoted linkied from the local sheriff's office. That's leaching bandwidth off the law!
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:20, archived)
# Does anyone else find it funny
that it says 'EYE Bro(wn)'

snicker

man, I gotta get some sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:20, archived)
# .
(kerouac, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:54, archived)
# dsf asdfg afg fg
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:55, archived)
# chunder chunder chunder
BORK.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:57, archived)
# ...

Stephen Hawking's Tech Suit reunited him with his childhood.

Part II in 15 minutes
(ApertureJam, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:53, archived)
# I could never jump rope
they sent me to remedial classes for it
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:54, archived)
# Jump rope?
You mean "skip".

Hi.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:07, archived)
# HAHAHA
fremragende! w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:57, archived)
# heehee!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:59, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:15, archived)
# her parents hoped this was just a phase

biiiig
(sleepycookie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:35, archived)
# meh
I feel very rebellious today, so I'm on her side
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:36, archived)
# i agree
i've recently been subjected to moving to the suburbs. bring on the freaks, i say!
(sleepycookie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:37, archived)
# I'm 22
and I've not lived with my parents for 6 years

I still feel that people have kids just so they can have legal slaves
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:38, archived)
# my parents get me
to paint their ceilings because i can reach easily.
bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:46, archived)
# hooray for being 22
my parents don't have me so much for slavery, but for free marriage counselling.
boo to losing my apartment and being forced back into this!

/mope
(sleepycookie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:48, archived)
# i dare you
to break all the doors in their house.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:50, archived)
# apartments are large
how did you lose it?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:50, archived)
# it's always
in the last place you look.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:51, archived)
# i'm not quite sure
i tied it up, went for a smoke break, and it was gone. i like to think that it runs free in the woods now.
(sleepycookie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:04, archived)
# Woo for gothy-types
Is there a sly bukkake reference too?
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:38, archived)
# nahhh,
she's just sad... cuz she doesn't get enough bukkake action.
(sleepycookie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:49, archived)
# who does?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:50, archived)
# pshhh...
yo momma!
(sleepycookie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:05, archived)
# Sprung a leak, old chap?
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:08, archived)
# no
i'm beat boxing!
(sleepycookie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:12, archived)
# why would a girl
want bukkake action?

I don't really understand why a guy would, either, but I'm in no position to speak from that perspective, really
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:52, archived)
# it seems
like it would be quite...sticky. but i get it more that i get furries.
(sleepycookie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:07, archived)
# makes no sense to me
the only thing in it for the girl would be the money, I'd think
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:09, archived)
# And baby soft skin.
...
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:19, archived)
# woot.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:42, archived)
# at least she likes some
decent music
w.y.h.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:43, archived)
# great work
I love the Bauhaus poster on the wall.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:22, archived)
# She's certainly NOT in parties...
Very funny picture indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:28, archived)
# one probs with reposts
peeps hate them but time differences matter..and the one Photoshoppy deal im proud of is this..it was my FIRST Tatty shop without help

(sirhiss, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:15, archived)
# You'd be surprised
how many people are on both day and night 'shifts' - try posting that at 2:30 weekdays to get a slightly different audience;P
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:17, archived)
# Despite the whole
No hands thing i was more proud of my Manipulation of the Beatles name LOL
(sirhiss, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:19, archived)
# careful
with the use of LOL there bub.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:24, archived)
# LOLOLOLOL!!!!111!
ROFL LMAO!!!1111!!!

ook! gah! *wipes froth from mouth* sorry 'bout that.
Had a minor funny turn
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:26, archived)
# what's the difference between
Stuart Cable and Manchester United?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:27, archived)
# I don't know
What is the difference between Stu-art Cable and Manchester Utd?
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:30, archived)
# Manchester United have Giggs!
Aha.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:31, archived)
# Ahahaha!
Hee hee. ahem.

snigger.

um...
oooh! Who do you prefer, Daddy or chips?
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:32, archived)
# Chiiiips.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:34, archived)
# Correct!
For they are less salty than Daddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:36, archived)
# *sob*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:38, archived)
# i've met paul mcartney.
he gave me his shoes.

i say gave me, i nicked them.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:18, archived)
# I'd say "he donated" them
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:21, archived)
# yes,
yes i like that explanation.
might use that in the court case.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:23, archived)
# Paul McCartneys shoes
Are powered by rhythmn and blues
The question is which
artists to pick?
Its all down to him who to choose
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:21, archived)
# I heard his
Wife shoes are powered depending on wether or not she gets her leg..if she dont she walk around in circles
(sirhiss, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:22, archived)
# i...
urm...


*looks around*

(is he okay?)

..urm, yes...
well done...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:23, archived)
# Hop
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:26, archived)
# paul can't turn his back for 10 seconds
without some psycho making off with his stuff.
(crumpled, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:54, archived)
# I've seen that at least three times now
possibly four
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:26, archived)
# i don't think
it will be the last either.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:29, archived)
# oh well
there was another person who did this for a while, then did some reasonable pics, then went back to being a spammer...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:31, archived)
# sometimes they turn into great posters,
like Sunshine Elephant.
I think he used to be very annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:32, archived)
# he isn't now?
he makes wonderful pics, but that doesn't stop him from being annoying ;)

some people were annoyed with his poems. They never bothered me.

I also appriciate the way he tried to make the phrase 'I would' meaningless, though he failed.

I'm trying to convince myself now that the people who use it now are disgusting people and I shouldn't be worried about what they say anyways
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:35, archived)
# yeh,
just ignore them, unless they are just doing it for reasons like mr elephant's.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:37, archived)
# it's difficult
but I'm trying
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:38, archived)
# whenever you get annoyed by someone,
hit them over the head with a hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:39, archived)
# I wish I could
of course I'd have been given the death penalty by now...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:40, archived)
# the elephant used to get on my nerves
now I think he's rather entertaining.
but I don't need his poems in my life much
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:00, archived)
# I like
the different colour of the one negative! :)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:31, archived)
# Oh, have this to go with it; it's the first time I saw yours and I likes it.

It's getting bigger, all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:13, archived)
# That's at least the third time I've seen it
Why don't you do something new? People will start being annoyed if you keep posting the same picvture over and over.
(Indole Ring, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:48, archived)
# Don't make the deadly mistake

of thinking it's a puppet
(crumpled, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:04, archived)
# Good Ole Nightmare Fuel
night all.
(Roland Deschain, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:05, archived)
# hehe.

i give up trying to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:10, archived)
# I like that
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:13, archived)
# Ah, you all come sloping back now!
I've been waiting for you
*strokes cat/Patrick
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:13, archived)
# those cwazy fluffballs
I knew I wouldn't have been the only one to find those rabbits.
(crumpled, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:51, archived)
# hehehe
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:19, archived)
# tremendic
it even has buttocks at the bottom...
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 7:07, archived)
# Too subtle

Lettering crap sorry
(sirhiss, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 5:35, archived)
# Didn't you have time to improve it since the last posting?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 5:57, archived)
# pffft!
Good Reposts at a slow time are usualy welcome:)...

I like this one...never saw it first time round.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:00, archived)
# not really
reposts are always a bit naughty.

morning, though I may well go back to sleep if I can
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:04, archived)
# I can be bothered going sleep.
I need to put my sleep patter a little bit right again...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:08, archived)
# i think
i need to do the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:17, archived)
# First post was wank
I left A part in it that wasnt meant to be there lol
(sirhiss, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:12, archived)
# *Spazzes* Ah oui!
I see now! So technically not a repost! Clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:16, archived)
# Some people will take any opportunity for promotion..

original stylee
quick and stupid and possibly obscure
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:48, archived)
# :)
and why is Harold Shipman there?

Or what ever that killing doctor guy was called!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:51, archived)
# the suicide guy?
dr. kavorkian
or something.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:52, archived)
# Again, I have no idea what you just said:p
No...the Doctor in the UK that killed loads of people.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:55, archived)
# He's there cos he abhors war..
All that senseless killing and the death of innocents makes him feel quite ill
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:57, archived)
# oh ok.

(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:57, archived)
# Dr Death
is the name on his birth certificate.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:12, archived)
# As hard as he tried, Bush couldn't stay awake at Blairs speech.
(sniper sent by jesus, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:37, archived)
# why have his eyes
become a womans rude bits?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:38, archived)
# sorry
it was the best I could do given the time. I'm off to bed.
(sniper sent by jesus, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:39, archived)
# night night
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:40, archived)
# pfffttt...
silly president.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:38, archived)
# i go bed,
then tour britain, goodbye you all.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:41, archived)
# goodbye your self,
enjoy the britain
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:44, archived)
# goodnight you one.
have a pleasant sleep and trip.
: )
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:44, archived)
# sleep well...
...and don't come anywhere near me during your tour.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:49, archived)
# He said Britain
not france!

/spacefish
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:53, archived)
# The closer he is,
the easier he is to kill.
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:53, archived)
# i can't sleep.
you wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Kiddie Fiddler


I AM going to hell
clicky for bigger


(Swany o¿o, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:18, archived)
# punnage....
ooooh
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:19, archived)
# i come home drunk.......
find a messege from www.thesmokinggun.com in my email about wacko
think sick m*therF*cker
then this comes into my head
i think i'm ill in the head
(Swany o¿o, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:25, archived)
# ok...
*backs towards door*
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)
# i was surprised.......
when i saw the mug shot.....
it say's he's black........
(Swany o¿o, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:29, archived)
# stop talking to me
you scare me
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:30, archived)
# pretty nasty
stuff there
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:30, archived)
# yeah he is a sick watermelon........
and really needs help/locked up
(Swany o¿o, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:33, archived)
# you orangutan
DON'T EVER LET ME SEE THAT FRIGGIN' ARTICLE AGAIN!

Uuuugh...I think i'm gonna be sick....what that man did to that kid...that watermelon deserves a life sentence.

EDIT: repost for compo.
(Roland Deschain, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:08, archived)
# i can think of a lot of things that should be bigger.
this is not one of them.

it is woo enough at the size it is.
: )
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:19, archived)
# as I suspected,
size is important :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:22, archived)
# got that right, Proffy.
; )
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:23, archived)
# here you go, something nice
and big
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:24, archived)
# oooooh
nice : )
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)
# Of course size is important...
...why else would I have spent so much time and energy growing tall?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:28, archived)
# haha,
you're short.
hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:34, archived)
# this isn't good.
b3ta doesn't get sufficiently quiet at night for me to go to sleep.
you bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:20, archived)
# i have to make an important
phone call at 8:30

buggery watermelon tarts
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:20, archived)
# i'm meant to be starting a tour of britain
later today.
i haven't packed anything yet.
bleh.
got to phone people to stay at too.
ARg.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)
# if you are in lancaster
dont call me, i wont help you

SE might
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:22, archived)
# all you need to pack
is the coconut
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:23, archived)
# i will.
that and a digidol camera.
and lots of music for the car.
and a copy of Puckoon.
and a road atlas.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:25, archived)
# and your bukkake hat
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)
# there will be
no bukkake on this journey.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:28, archived)
# And travel scrabble!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:29, archived)
# Puckoon?
Top choice sir.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:44, archived)
# Would it help...
...if I came round and repeatedly punched you until you lost conciousness?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)
# can i hyelp?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)
# that
would be most arousing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:22, archived)
# ditto
cranberry
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2361982
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:22, archived)
# are you keeping a note
of everything i ever say?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:23, archived)
# aren't i good at it?
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:24, archived)
# you disturb me.
not many people can do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:25, archived)
# alright.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:27, archived)
# at the bash last weekend
bleepbloop said he sometimes likes to lurk and watch what i say as he finds me entertaining


i nearly threw a chair at him for scaring me
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:29, archived)
# He Likes To Watch
OOoohooooh
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:30, archived)
# scary.
veyr, very scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:31, archived)
# this wasn't long after you phoned
so it was doubly scary
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:34, archived)
# haha,
you poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:42, archived)
# there's a lot to choose
from
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:25, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2368668
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:25, archived)
# STOP IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)
# hhahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:27, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/1844815
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:28, archived)
# haha.
words of wisdom from myself there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:30, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/952348
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:32, archived)
# i have records
of lots of my early posts.
but not that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/1337800
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:34, archived)
# i used to be reknowned
in my school for my dead baby jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:40, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2365323
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:32, archived)
# the first jiggly monkey post.
www.b3ta.com/board/539316
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:35, archived)
# I saw champanzees at a Safari park...
...they jiggled just like that.

100% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:36, archived)
# that was posted on my birthday!
i feel special : )
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:37, archived)
# fantasmagorical.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:40, archived)
# My Birthday's on the 18th of January!
Make a note of that!

If you forget I'll be very upset indeed!...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:48, archived)
# noted!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:49, archived)
# Oooh,
so it's nearly your birthday.

I'll start baking the cake.
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:49, archived)
# yay!
: )
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:50, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:22, archived)
# The Who - Fiddle About:
I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie
I'm glad you won't see or hear me
As I fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !

Your mother left me here to mind you
Now I'm doing what I want to
Fiddling about
Fiddling about
Fiddle about!

Down with the bedclothes
Up with the nightshirt!
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !

You won't shout as I fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle.
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:31, archived)
# *Cough*
.
(Swany o¿o, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:34, archived)
# You're going to Hull
on a TGV.

EDIT: Bluddy funny tho.
(Roland Deschain, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:02, archived)
#
Click for big berry
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:18, archived)
# that's no moon
(norumbegan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:19, archived)
# is that a giant specrical vagina?
made of pink plastic
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:20, archived)
# I'm not quite sure
It's a 3D project failure if it's something
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)
# That's no moon...
...it's a robotic pig's genitals.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:20, archived)
# yup!
from nintendo
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:23, archived)
# my friend made this
but she's not a b3tan. she should be though, she has the spirit of the paintmash alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:14, archived)
# I want to marry your friend.
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:15, archived)
# she's mine.
Bitch!
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:16, archived)
# GET OFF MY KOOL AID MOTHERFUCKER!
SHE'S MINE! AND SO'S MY WIFE (verbal)
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:17, archived)
# that's just crazy.
crucifixes go best with gravy.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:16, archived)
# My Anus is Tingling.
THIS MUST MEAN THAT SOMEONE IN MY FAMILY IS IN DANGER.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:16, archived)
# no it means
i couldnt sleep
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:18, archived)
# eeee.
i wondered why i was ejaculating.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:19, archived)
# thats not my fault
you just come quickly
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:19, archived)
# they don't call me
Eddy Comesalot for nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)
# I just want this
to be your random comment in the next lot of board stats!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)
# i will never be on there
ever!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:23, archived)
# I think that's a good thing!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:31, archived)
# GET OFF JESUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:19, archived)
# stop this non...
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:20, archived)

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