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[challenge entry] :o


:)
(Morr, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:49, archived)
# Perhaps "Extinguishes all known fags" would be
better
(torbz, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:50, archived)
# wrong
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:50, archived)
# True true
BUD...WEIS....Errrrrrrr...

The perception is in the eye of the beholder...
(torbz, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:52, archived)
# dead homosexuals
the new holocaust
/jimdavidson
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:54, archived)
# I think the filter should be switched back on
so that that Jim Davidson is changed to Cunt, far less offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:01, archived)
# we could petition adobe
to use their whizzy currency-spotting algorithms to refuse to edit any picture with Ji^H^H cunt's face in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:06, archived)
# *grumble*Modify my picture will you*grumble*I'll show them*grumble*
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:48, archived)
# rewengy!
/blackadder
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:49, archived)
# Nicely
done.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:49, archived)
# Quick comeback
hehehe
(Icouldsleepforever, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:52, archived)
# Excellent
and funny hehehehe
(Sigma5, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 18:27, archived)
# Baseball slug
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:47, archived)
# oooh
a turd holding a turd !
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:48, archived)
# Shame there isn't
a third.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:50, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:50, archived)
# my lord...
(Sharpy, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:44, archived)
# yes yes yes
the cuffs make him the upper crust!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:45, archived)
# How many times are we going to see that darn picture....
with another million subtle changes to flog the dead horse of an idea....

godddadmmmiitttt

Go on...make him quote Shakespeare too?
(torbz, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:46, archived)
# a repost so soon?
hmmm.?

explain yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:46, archived)
# there's
added cuff
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:46, archived)
# Cuff diving again...
Goddammiittt!
(torbz, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:47, archived)
# well why his previous is still on the board he should
EDIT ORIGINAL!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:47, archived)
# Slightyl improved upon I believe
But maybe not the best use for a new thread
(kryptik, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:47, archived)
# give him a golf sale sign
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] The B-Team


Kind of amazing considering Sweep hasn't even developed opposable thumbs
(torbz, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:40, archived)
# i spoke to him the other day
absolute clueless f*ckwit

i wanted to knock him out!


::edit:: But Sweep is far more intelligent than I could ever imagine!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:43, archived)
# I know...squeaks and wiggles around like a fuckin puupet
Geeesh!
(torbz, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:44, archived)
# I maintain that his natural role
is to clean out Sooty.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:49, archived)
# Arf arf....
Well, he's got a mighty big hole to clean.....
(torbz, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:51, archived)
# Now I'm picturing an endless chain of fisting hierarchy with Sooty at the top and God at the bottom.
By Gum, the goatse bloke is Matthew Corbett!
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:53, archived)
# LOL!
Great!!
(torbz, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:58, archived)
# I am totally using that in a piece of fiction now.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:01, archived)
# Things they don't tell you in the bible #11
Noah couldn't read swedish

number 12
number 7
number 2
number 9
number 4
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:34, archived)
# hehe
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:35, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:36, archived)
# Arf
great series
(Icouldsleepforever, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:41, archived)
# i can and i don't get it either...?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:43, archived)
# can you translate
"Ikea self-assembly furniture with swedish instructions constructed by a mythical figure who presumably spoke hebrew or something"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:48, archived)
# i'll try :)
Ikea själv-monterade möbler med svenska instruktioner konstruerade av en mytisk figur som antagligen pratade hebréiska eller nåt sånt.
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:53, archived)
# oooh
/me applauds!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:57, archived)
# swedish is ace
Can you sing that "uncle knut" song too?
I might learn it after I master finnish*
the odds on this ever happening are unfortunately remote
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:10, archived)
# Yesterday on the SM:TV replacement
the female presenter reached an epiphany
(JonnyBach, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:34, archived)
# mmmmmmmm
i'd like to lick her cherries
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:35, archived)
# but glace cherries are horrible
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:36, archived)
# mmm....
citv? the channel swapping tart.
but still... mmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:38, archived)
# 3D
(Sigma5, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:32, archived)
# hahahahahaha
*splutter*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:32, archived)
# Jesus H. Corbett!
it`s the bloke out of Sisters of Mercy!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:34, archived)
# Andrew Eldritch
"In the temple of love..."
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:38, archived)
# lol
"Alice in her party dress, she thanks you kindly"

hahahaha class band!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:49, archived)
# yet more buckaroo
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:31, archived)
# Does anyone have the number
for the RSPCA?
(Cockfosters!, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:32, archived)
# Love that
'No you will not be playing trivial pursuit'
(Icouldsleepforever, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:32, archived)
# I can't tell if this is
a)quality shopping with some harsh lossy compression
b)A fun game for all the family

I do hope b)
(kryptik, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:33, archived)
# cat buckaroo
works best with stupid cats.

does not work with dogs, they just lie there.
(treehugger anti-everything, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:40, archived)
# repost
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:36, archived)
# great poo jokes!
we play this whenever the cat is asleep. he doesnt seem to mind
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:38, archived)
# Yaaaaaaay!!!!
We need videos! For the newsletter! Now!
(kryptik, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:39, archived)
# hurrah
most amusing username in ages!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:40, archived)
# thank you
I a\m ged nuimnely wearing glovez
heation vg c om esz opn ion hal.cf a\nm hour thnougvh!
(kryptik, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:44, archived)
# I can understand that!
cos its how i type when I come back from the pub ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:45, archived)
# videos, yeah
i'll see what i can do after my exams.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:42, archived)
# Is the cat
called Supermoore by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:40, archived)
# heheheh "poo"
(*please* don't animate it)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:40, archived)
# yay for poo
and horse poo at that
(spikeygrrl, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:59, archived)
# What an excellent
idea, live Buckaroo , , , , here kitty, kitty, kitty
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:40, archived)
# if you have more than one cat
you could stack them in a cat-jenga fashion*

*strongly suspect this is my least practical idea of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:45, archived)
# hahaha
could try with the dog
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry]


cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:26, archived)
# Did you make it so?
/coat
(Icouldsleepforever, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:27, archived)
# Ooooh
what rank are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:28, archived)
# Scrappy the lovable tramp

EDIT: Now im memory of Cider Brian
(Cockfosters!, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:23, archived)
# I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:25, archived)
# bet
he still smells of wee
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:25, archived)
# yay!
lovely lovely lovely lovely lovely lovely lovely
www.funwithshapes.co.uk/b3ta/brian.html
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:26, archived)
# touching....
cloth

reminds me of that tramp in edinburg who carried all his belongings in posh M&S bags (the bag for life' kind) then some little fuckers set fire to him and he was in hospital. M&S gave him £1000 to help out.. but he didn't take it.. he gave it to charity.

(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:47, archived)
# Thats
a beard, right?

I forgot to say i liked it..sillyme
(treehugger anti-everything, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:26, archived)
# where
did you get that piture of me? its a good one
(george the gothic ducky, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:27, archived)
# Awwww
(Icouldsleepforever, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:28, archived)
# Mash

(Dumb dumb, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:23, archived)
# Humped Puffin
Can anyone remember the URL for that online game where one person is given a word to draw and the others have to guess it? It was on here ages ago.

Thankyee
(salbot, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:21, archived)
#
www.isketch.net

now bugger off
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:22, archived)
# no
YOU bugger off.



slag
(salbot, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:26, archived)
# since this is a questions asking thread
i'd like to make a request for any experienced gimp users who are prepared to spend a little while writing some stuff on the gimp for the tutorial thing i posted yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:24, archived)
# I use gimp
but sadly can't claim to be experienced
what specifically do you need stuff on.
Animation Optimize is quite effective
(kryptik, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:30, archived)
# animation and still gif
optimisation. basically if i show you the one i did for jpegs

www.lemony.co.uk/Optimisation/jpgsgimp.htm

and the ones on photoshop for still gifs and animations

www.lemony.co.uk/Optimisation/gifs.htm
www.lemony.co.uk/Optimisation/animations.htm


could you modify/rewrite the text for the gimp
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:32, archived)
# probablyu not
due to a lack of ability rather than anything else.
Sorry.
Will bookmark, and may try later in the week maybe
(kryptik, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:45, archived)
# good plan
anyone fancy a game?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:25, archived)
# yes i do
thats why i asked for the URL
(salbot, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:25, archived)
# who shall set up the room?
...
(salbot, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:28, archived)
# Go on then.
But i'll be coming forward and back while I clean.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:26, archived)
# Which way the bandwagon go?
(AdrianJ, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:20, archived)
# downhill
from the first image
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:21, archived)
# Thank the lord
that a wind was not blowing then.
(treehugger anti-everything, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:21, archived)
# It went
Thattaway
|
|
|
\/
(kryptik, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:21, archived)
# ewwwww
well, but, still....ewwwww
(Icouldsleepforever, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:23, archived)
# HEY you teutonophobe.....
My gooddamm partners German and it.s a goddamm MYTH OK?!?!?!

Goddammiitt
(torbz, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:23, archived)
# HEYaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
HEYaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:24, archived)
# she does...however...wear lederhosen and eat sausage.......
hmmm...
(torbz, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:26, archived)
# Have you got...
...any photos? ;0)
(AdrianJ, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:30, archived)
# Of course I have....godddmmiit
She's German....
(torbz, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:31, archived)
# Don't wanna meet your daddy
Just want you in my Caddy
Don't wanna meet you momma
Jus wanna make you cumma

/Outkast
(kryptik, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:29, archived)
# Badda badda bawing baddaaaa
pippa boppa dewoop
(torbz, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:30, archived)
# Sorry
lost me there
(kryptik, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:31, archived)
# Wanna stroke my pussy all night long..
Even thought I know it's wrong
Cuz you shouldn't dress cats
In a leather thong....
(torbz, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:33, archived)
# off the forum
hopefully :P
(i_dont_like_underscores, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:27, archived)
# It'll all be over soon...
(Dumb dumb, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:27, archived)
# She's blatantly WELSH!!!!
fools.....
(torbz, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:29, archived)
# If she was Welsh...
... she'd have plait them.
(AdrianJ, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:31, archived)
# Rumour had it that one of the jury members was hired by Michael Jackson's lawyers
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:19, archived)
# is that
Pat Butcher to the chimp's right?
(Dill misses all the old posters, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:23, archived)
# on the chimp's right
is a man.
so it's possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:26, archived)
# hahah
well spotted!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:26, archived)
# distinguished
(Sharpy, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:17, archived)
# the fellers
looking posher every time.

i demand cuffs!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:18, archived)
# Marvellous
woo yay and hoopla
(Icouldsleepforever, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:16, archived)
# Woo!
Yay for rocket penguins!
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:18, archived)
# one day
he'll reach the moon
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:19, archived)
# fantastisk!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:19, archived)
# Aaaaah
too cute
(treehugger anti-everything, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:20, archived)
# Arf
I be liking that
(Icouldsleepforever, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:20, archived)
# Have a crashing WooYay
(kryptik, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:20, archived)
# ROCKEEEEET PEEENGUIN
coming soon to a badly animated anime on saturday morning at 2.00am- as the last program on the popular kids' television show
(1, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:21, archived)
# My first kitten. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:07, archived)
# I think that's rather good.
but i think everyone's gone to make a cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:21, archived)
# yes, its very cute.
(Leah, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:23, archived)
# has this been done? (it just seemed so obvious)
(Sharpy, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:03, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
that made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth and onto my hand! OUCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:04, archived)
# Hehe
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:05, archived)
# GOD the posts are really coming in fast today!
(Leah, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:05, archived)
# I've been coming fast lately as well
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:05, archived)
# Chuck us your email addy
and i'll sign you up for some miracle cures for that...

^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:07, archived)
# Mwahahahaha!!!
Stage one of my cleansing mission is complete!

I have removed the treacherous scum with my initial attack, and now I bring out the heavy guns for the final stages of my fight!

So I ask once again:

BLEACH OR DETTOL?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:13, archived)
# Dettol.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:14, archived)
# bleach
(Leah, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:16, archived)
# Dettol!
Kill those bacteria colonies and keep the patterns on your plates!
(kryptik, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:15, archived)
# 2 to 1
for dettol, so dettol it is.

I will update you on my continuing struggle...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:18, archived)
# As I was typing a minute ago
before my housemate unplugged the router
This reminds me of when we had a blocked sink last term. I was dispat6ched to the spar 3 doors down to find suitable chemical weapons
Me: Do you have anything for unblocking sinks?
SparMan: Like Mr Muscle?
Me: Yes
SparMan: No, but we do have bleach
Me: Oh, I was looking for something a bit more powerful, and harmful to aquatic life
SparMan: Right...
(kryptik, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:19, archived)
# BOILING OIL!
Rout the bastards!

Please note: Whilst boiling oil WILL unblock your pipes, if they are made of plastic, it will also MELT your pipes. Please use with caution or as a last resort
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:23, archived)
# Erm, yes
My pipes ARE plastic, and seeing as the U-bend was blocked because housemate had poured solid fat down there, boiling oil was counter-intuitive. Though I guess it would have worked.
Mr Muscle's finest chemical cocktail didn't work, so in the end we immersed the U-bend in a saucepan of hot water, which did the trick
(kryptik, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:28, archived)
# No, pull my finger!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:07, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:11, archived)
# I don't know if it
has been done before, but it's sure as hell funny
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:13, archived)
# hahah
two excellent "pull my finger"s :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:27, archived)

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