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You probably commentated on it already...

...but I was watching the parades this afternoon on telly with the missus.

Why the fuck didn't they just set up one camera at the end of the fricking Mall and be done with it? All that jumping about, never getting to see anything properly, people trying to explain what was happening when they obviously didn't have a clue, Dimblebum sounding like he'd just stepped out of Prince Phillip's psyche... and all the fucking "Art Directors", that made everything so complex that anyone who wasn't watching on TV wouldn't have a clue what anything represented!

Me, I'd have been happy with a quick march-past of the Imperial Guard and a few tanks.
I like tanks.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:27, archived)

15 million viewers

All the BBC would want to get their nose in the trough for that kind of audience share. A scary thing I worked out last week- if Big Brother gats an audience of about 4 million, and almost 170 K applied to be on it- that means approx 1 in 23 people or so who watched it applied...

(Cockknocker, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:29, archived)

There was a party

at the end of the street today, the usual stuff: food, bad music, bouncy castle, except for the fuck-off big tank that someone had bought along.

It was massive, had camouflage, tank tracks etc. and a left dirty great gouge in the road surface.

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Craymen, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:35, archived)

look at my nice tank

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pep, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:36, archived)

your tank rocks pep

for anything in particular

(doktored, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:39, archived)

hoorah thanks

i made it as fishbear wanted to make some of my stuff into t-shirts, i had some spare time & thought he might like it. he's away at the mo tho.

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pep, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:42, archived)

no,

he's back. and as mad as ever.!!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:53, archived)

has he been gone two weeks?

that's a bit scary - seems like he only just left.

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pep, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:57, archived)

Maybe you could lend it to.....

Trashcanglam, Singapore would take less time then.

BTW : Hiya Pep, how you doing ?

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Si W, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:43, archived)

naah - not until he tells me

what Singapore have done. Plus - if they're that bad I see more heriocs in a one by one killing that lasts for ages.
I'm fine thanks - haven't seen you in a while, except whe I time spaz - you're always up late...

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pep, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:46, archived)

Yeh, it's turning into a bad habit..

back from Pub at 12, B3ta till 3, work at 10. Repeat until I fall over in a sleep coma.
Nearly ran out of booze from the France trip so maybe normal service can now resume.

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Si W, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:53, archived)

s'funny actually -

i see your goodnight zebedee in the mornings. Quite reassuring actually.

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pep, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 21:02, archived)

What ?

That I'm still not up vegetating away at a laptop screen. It makes me feel good when I post it !

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Si W, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 21:10, archived)

74670 on that damn game so far...

and I've discovered that it will accept "piss" but not "shit"... weird.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:25, archived)

ass

not arse

(doktored, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:32, archived)

80,250.

I must go and do something else...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:33, archived)

'The Postman' seems to be truly truly awful

oh dear. So, first time visitor and all- this place, like, whats it all abahhht?

(Cockknocker, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:24, archived)

It's about posting things you have made mainly

And uhhh, having a laugh I spose. It's for people to show of their potatoshop skills.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:28, archived)

and don't worry if there's anything you don't understand

it's not really supposed to make sense. especially the hummus (which has been known to seriously upset people).

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spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:35, archived)

...

Yep...I've been semi-lurking for over a week and I still can't fuckin hummus..

(Siu Loong, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:58, archived)

well it looks to me

like you can very well.
:)

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pep, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 21:03, archived)

:o)

...

(Siu Loong, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 21:21, archived)

I was playing the anagram game.....

Hmmm, had me stumped.

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Spunkmeyer, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:20, archived)

I had a crossword clue like that last week...

"3 letters... not a dog..."

(Cockknocker, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:21, archived)

ooh ooh ooh

what's the link? can't be arsed spazzing for it.

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trashcanglam, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:42, archived)

It is

http://games.yahoo.com/games/texttwist.html

enjoy

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Spunkmeyer, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:45, archived)

i love you spunky

and there's nothing you can do about it.

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trashcanglam, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:53, archived)

I have an idea for a webgame.

You all know 6 Degrees Of Kevin Bacon, right? (AKA, The Kevin Bacon Game, you link actors to kevin bacon through other actors in 6orless steps.)

Anyway, I was thinking maybe 6 Degrees Of Internet Porn. Start at any one site, and you have 6 clicks to get to a website pornographic/sexual in nature.

Thoughts?

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EvS, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:20, archived)

I always thought that the internet name shortage

could instantly be solved be launching the dot cum domain. Hmmm. I thought that out LOUD again didnt I?

(Cockknocker, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:21, archived)

I was just trawling the spazz

and someone was talking about malted milk biscuits, the ones with the cow on them.

I just so happened to be eating

I think I can confidently say that this is the first time I have digitally enhanced a biscuit. It's also the first time I've eaten something I put in my scanner.

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Craymen, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:14, archived)

Woo

New malted biscuit anim due ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:15, archived)

Ooh, just remembered,

there's a review here too:

www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/biscuits/week.php3

near the bottom.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:16, archived)

KITTY BOOM!

still lookin for the kitten jumping on the landmine...if you can help

(remain, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:10, archived)

www.oralse.cx

oh with the mine, try SA

(minoltion, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:14, archived)

I posted the link before

but failing everything else it's still sat on my hard drive:
Kittyboom

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 22:52, archived)

Jebus

Its this or 'The Postman'. Eek.

(Cockknocker, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:09, archived)

I love the fact

That Jebus has now become a new B3TA word..........anyone who is a tosser naturally becomes such a "JEBUS"

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:10, archived)

Koit...

...did you repost that linky to albino slanty last night?

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:12, archived)

You betcha

Anyone who hasn't heard it can visit via the link on www.koit.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/b3tasong.htm

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:15, archived)

Is it?

I didnt know. Really. Was merely quoting Homer Simpson.

(Cockknocker, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:12, archived)

I'd never heard of the word before

But over the past day or so, some strange person going by the name of "Jebus" has been annoying the board with strange postings.........thought it was kind of a funny piss take word in honour of him !

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:14, archived)

No.. when *ahem*

Homer gets sent off to be a missionary- 'But I don't even believe in Jebus!' Sigh....

(Cockknocker, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:15, archived)

Does

this work? Oh yes.

(Cockknocker, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:16, archived)

It goes without saying but koits latest musical masterpiece

is again of top quality.
These are going to be the soundtrack to my summer.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:06, archived)

Lol

You pay me too kind a complement good Sir.

I am struggling with my next one (pretty fishes) - I have to re-write the lyrics first.........and I am getting no inspiration !!!

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:12, archived)

how about doing it grunge rock style

pretty fishes pretty fishes i've wasted all my wishes
a genie gave me 3 today
but now i've pissed them all away

all i did was rub his lamp
and he took a shine to me
he asked me what i wanted
and i said someting to eat

he was very dismissive
and told me to aim higher
so i asked for pretty fishes
as they are my hearts desire

i want some pretty fishes
give me pretty fishes
i want some pretty fishes
give me pretty fishes
i want some PRETTY FISHES
GIVE ME PRETTY FISHES

Ok the genie said
that's all your wishes cast
here are your pretty fishes
now i'm leaving very fast

and with that he pissed off
and i was left alone
with just 3 pretty fishes
that haven't been deboned.

I don't think i want them now
they look too good to eat
i wish i had an ugly cow
that i could turn to meat.

(erm sorry i kind of hit a seam of inspiration there)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:31, archived)

Hmmm...

Pretty Fishes
Peeled Prawns
and Horny Crabs
making Ocean Porn

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:36, archived)

Unfortunately that doesn't help me here

But I shall keep them and do that one later on.

If that's ok.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:38, archived)

Sure :)

I wasn't sure if you were after style ideas or lyric ideas so i thought i'd throw both in.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:43, archived)

whats

the back of a ship called in ship speak?, trying to get a close up of a back :/

(minoltion, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:06, archived)

fuck it

i'll make me own...

(minoltion, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:09, archived)

STERN

PAY ATTENTION !

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:14, archived)

aft?

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spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:10, archived)

left right down up

port starboard stern bow

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:14, archived)

pugh, pugh, barney mcgrew

cuthbert, dibble, grub

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spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:17, archived)

We call that

the blunt end.

The other end is called the pointy end, because it points in the direction you are going.

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Craymen, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:18, archived)

Aha!

So, you work for the Admiralty then Mike?

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:22, archived)

Someone linked to the orignal pic earlier

I did this back then, but couldn't dial in most of the evening.

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Craymen, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:00, archived)

thart's cool

There was a site with a live webcam on somewhere, I've got one with live penguin action.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:04, archived)

cool,

good to see the meme duck having a sneaky appearance, I love that duck with my pee-pee-pee

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:07, archived)

not any good at that game in fact im

(doktored, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:50, archived)

I posted this game a couple weeks ago

and the first thing pickledp picked out was WOO.

I wonder if it accepts YAY

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:58, archived)

actually, ( damn glad you remembered who posted the game, I'd forgot)

It was wifeofpizza that discovered the woo, but we are as one, so you are revered as a god in our books.
drinking beer and smoking drugs? me? never, sober as a judge, me.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:01, archived)

Nice game

Too easy though. 79,250 on my first go.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:08, archived)

everyone's far cleverer than

us
(that goes for the post below too!)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:10, archived)

damn straight

im rubbish>>> still trying to get double figures.

better tear up my weakist link application form

(doktored, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:26, archived)

I got to one point where I played it for 4 hours solid

which might not be so bad but i started at midnight. Just as well I don't have a proper job.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:08, archived)

50 points to anyone that can last through to the end of the song on this page

clicky
Maybe we can have an online version of Fear Factor. The goats.cx thing is out of bounds though.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:44, archived)

I didn't even let it start!

what were you looking for?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:46, archived)

dare i mention it

a pic of the lady of the lake as mentioned in The Holy Grail.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:55, archived)

STOP REMINDING ME OF THAT FUCKING SITE

really makes me feel nasty

(christophaloph, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:47, archived)

sorry i'll refer to it as something else in future

- fluffy kittens.

There rebranded while-u-wait.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:11, archived)

can you last this one though

www.brillopad.dsl.pipex.com/toone.mid

(minoltion, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:52, archived)

i can name that tune in 1

actually i quite like this one, thanks.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:57, archived)

that

made me feel rilly down

(doktored, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:03, archived)

I lasted about 2 seconds

That really was an assault on my ears.

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Craymen, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:54, archived)

Place your bets now:

This took way too long, you should have seen how it started. Click piccy for a big version

(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:30, archived)

Oh yes.

very nice. Go on, linky to your heart's content.

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Craymen, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:38, archived)

it's genius

I wanna big one...

...hmm...this may lead to a who-would-win-out-of theme...I would contribute, but I still have exams till thursday, and then I'll be drunk for days so...

(christophaloph, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:46, archived)

Click the pic

for largeness, thing is, nobody will appreciate that I spent ages removing russel crowe, a tiger and some dude covered in gold from the picture. :(

(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:56, archived)

doktored has warped my fragile little mind

those posts just look like big dildos to me now.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:00, archived)

but but,

ITS NOT A GIANT BLACK DILDO WITH COKE CANS NEXT TO IT :(

(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:02, archived)

wooo

fight! fight! 8$

(minoltion, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:11, archived)

And now, I present,

courtesy of Mr. Block and Mr. Quail, Mr. Lump Hammer and Mr. Sparky Chisel:
"What I did this afternoon", by Witchy, age 35 - 3 days *sob*

It's a linky, oh yes.

I could make a running saga of these things - we've only been in the house 2 1/2 years :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:04, archived)

very artistic

going for the victorian look

(minoltion, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:10, archived)

It's a Victorian

house, what can I say?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:11, archived)

well you could have kept

the retro gas fire

(minoltion, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:12, archived)

well it looks better now

even if you get bits of concrete between your toes in the morning....

anyone up for drink>?
got shellac on the blower

(doktored, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:20, archived)

not just concrete, real authentic

victorian brick dust as well as 1920's soot!
Just had a bath so I'm not sure I want to go back in that room till tomorrow :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:39, archived)

My god!

You broke it!

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helmetcream, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:38, archived)

Oops!

Did I? Bugger! At least now we can put a proper one back up.....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:40, archived)

Looks like fun

can I come and help smash up the rest of your house? We can bring Mr Pick-axe who loves that sort of thing..

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Wifey, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:44, archived)

Quite a bit of it

already has been:
clicky.

Now if you'd offered 2 years ago.....:)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:50, archived)

Shame...

I'm not actually allowed to use the pick-axe anyway, I'm not to be trusted with it apparently.

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Wifey, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:53, archived)

rob, you bastard...

that damn game is a killer... 31,170 and going strong...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:57, archived)

Me too mate

I'm up to 34850

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:01, archived)

im crap at it :p

prolapse is the extreme

(minoltion, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:07, archived)

I finished on 42280

Anyone beat that yet ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:11, archived)

currently on 54,710...

pausing between rounds for a break...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:50, archived)

...

Surely 'Spumes' is not a genuine word ... how can I lose on that... I was only on 250 though..

(Siu Loong, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:59, archived)

Good luck

It is an American game though - bear in mind their spellings, that's what stitched me up.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:06, archived)

79,250

Then again, I'm totally straight/sober, so I'm always at an advantage 8o)

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:11, archived)

me too

but i did once make the word "munters" on countdown

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bananaman, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:41, archived)

mickey mouse

(SF, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:47, archived)

that is fucking clever

WOOO!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:55, archived)

Greedo's Dream

Greedo's Dream

Star Wars corrupted! That Greedo has some pretty dirty dreams after a night boozing in the Cantina. Who cares if its childish, it makes me laugh every single time. Such beauty as well... just don't tell George....

nastar.50megs.com/greedo-lil.zip

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Nastar, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:35, archived)

linkin bizkit anyone?

edit: lincoln biscuits...? s'just me then right?
/coat...
and...it's a link...linkin biscuit...to united biscuits...!?!
*sobs*
/door

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:07, archived)

don't you mean

lumpy bizkit

(minoltion, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:19, archived)

ah, you clever birthday boy

you - I never performed rodent-hoverage over said image so I didn't know it was a linky!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:56, archived)

Pikeys like the Queen theory gathers momentum...

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SpunkyBackpack, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:04, archived)

...you calling me a pikey, Mr Backpack?

...

that's a threatening pause up there, by the way.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:00, archived)

but they don't sell shoes!

do they?

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SpunkyBackpack, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:53, archived)

She's refering to her

admiration for Her Maj (which is great), rather than her liking for cheapo shops (which is non-existent).
She thinks the queen looks like her mum. Wierd.

(tomsk, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 20:28, archived)

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