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Late, so I animated a bit...

I finally did me... I'm still rebuilding my bathroom, hence the minor injuries.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:40, archived)

I've only ever seen you in photos,

but that would appear to look a lot like you, only more stressed and bleeding.
Well done sah.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:35, archived)

I don't like the queen,

so I thought I'd design some crockery for the golden jubilee of the invention of a really big bomb instead.
Boooooom!

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:39, archived)

semi repost

pies with sound

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weebl Mashed farts, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:34, archived)

Saw that at lunch time.

Ten times funnier with sound.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:40, archived)

Fuckin'

A+++. Wooooooooooo! 1st proper laff of the day. The voiceover really makes it ace.

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:41, archived)

I think the lumpy cake thing

is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

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weebl Mashed farts, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:44, archived)

Problem with that was

I saw the end before the beginning. It is bloody ace though.

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:46, archived)

Thats the problem with gifs

I might try and do the next one in Flash and keep to the messy pixel style.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:49, archived)

that would be nice

oh yes.

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weebl Mashed farts, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:07, archived)

Thanks.

I appreciate that.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:46, archived)

ow.

pie pie pie pie pie pie pie!
it's so funny and I can't stop laughing and my tummy hurts now.
God that's the funniest thing I've seen in weeks!
I'm going to be rampaging round my offices now screaming "PIE!" at people...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:20, archived)

You are a genius

that is soooo great.

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Craymen, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:26, archived)

pie nice

me like

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:30, archived)

hahaha My version of Lumpy the (uphill) gardener

has made it to a Furry Forum.
It's great that B3ta has such a wide ranging audience.
The furries seem to like B3ta a lot for some reason

(just having a browse through my logs - see someone else has been browsing me using a Dreamcast - I'd almost forgotten about them.)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:24, archived)

Do they go for Lumpy

or the rabbit?
The furries scare me.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:30, archived)

The rabbit definitely

I think Lumpy is bald - bit of a turn off.

There's one big B3ta fan there clicky. See if you gan guess who I mean :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:36, archived)

hehe

the person looks sorta out of place

(minoltion, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:40, archived)

They're very strange

They think theyre animals!
Who would do that.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:52, archived)

Maybe we could introduce them to Lonely Coo

He might have to drop his first name then.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:55, archived)

Then he would

Absolutely Terrified Coo.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:56, archived)

WOO!

acually had a day off today, so ive been chilling out.......

(redifusion, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:21, archived)

which one?

is you...

(cybo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:23, archived)

the remote

control

(minoltion, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:29, archived)

i'm

the sofa.....

(redifusion, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:30, archived)

are you from

the Check Republic?

(Nacho, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:39, archived)

bwa

ha ha

(redifusion, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:44, archived)

so much quality on this board right now!!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:17, archived)

Late as usual

And before you ask, no, my teeth aren`t supposed to turn yellow when i shout. But I couldn`t be arsed to change it.

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Spunkmeyer, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:18, archived)

i just got home...

but this is wot i look like.

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EvS, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:23, archived)

wow

you're gorgeous! :p

(Biscuitfairy, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:29, archived)

Lumpy 2

Another Lumpy Anigif for you lovely, lovely, lovely pleeple.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:14, archived)

i'm laughing but i'm crying

that is art in its highest form

woo!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:16, archived)

Fuck me

Thats so funny it hurts. brilliant.

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weebl Mashed farts, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:38, archived)

i dunno how to animate him

no one will notice, but i made it animate

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:16, archived)

awww

poor little bugger.
That is class.
Woo and Yay to you

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Spunkmeyer, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:17, archived)

woo!

poor lumpy :(

(minoltion, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:18, archived)

that was brilliant

...i love painting on the wall

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EvS, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:20, archived)

Poor little fella.

He's lovely.

I hope you're make a site for him. Maybe that'll make him happy.

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Craymen, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:21, archived)

that...

should be on mTV.

sell it, make millions!

wooidge

(cybo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:22, archived)

oh god.. the pathos...

how can you manage to do these and not give in to a happy ending?

Total class.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:24, archived)

Easy

let the little grey bastard suffer.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:33, archived)

That's

fucking great. Woo. Yay!

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:24, archived)

hahaha Poor Lumpy, why so sad?

mourning that cake that you once had?

I'm half tempted to have another hack at a Lumpy remix,
but i don't want to offend
(see my last one above)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:29, archived)

Go for it

I dont mind, the Uphill Gardener one made me laugh so it did.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:34, archived)

Cheers People

Happy I, happy you.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:32, archived)

You're on the Front Page!

I bet you're REEELY happy now.
Nice anim by the way - poor ole Lumpy.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:16, archived)

I am! I am!

Lawks a mussy, I am a happy bunny now!!

'I dont know!'

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:23, archived)

Woo!

That's fab. I love Lumpy. Woooo!

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:36, archived)

Focking brilliant

I love him - and is cake

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:39, archived)

lumpy

goodness!

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rogan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:49, archived)

You sir

are a god

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:36, archived)

Boobie Wooyay.

Hubba hubba hubba!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:47, archived)

Just

The best thing I have seen in ages. I love his sad face at the end.

(aduk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:59, archived)

did this

earlier, turned out very shit

(skagg, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:09, archived)

but still

it's better than what I can do, so well done you

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:12, archived)

Nowt wrong with that

except it needs stabilisers, else it will fall over at low speeds or when turning.

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Craymen, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:18, archived)

duh

And On A Cup;

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EvS, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:54, archived)

No potatoswap

Just paint, bloody laptop.

(Dean, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:37, archived)

paint can be used for marvellous things

or at least i think so

clicky

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:45, archived)

I love

this...

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:53, archived)

so do i

but i still have no idea where it's from

it was before last september though

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:55, archived)

yay AOL boy returns

Why attack a personal site?
aol boy won't quit

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weebl Mashed farts, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:25, archived)

Jaysus.

That's just incredible.
What a wanker.

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:28, archived)

You are

me and I claim my 5 beers :) That's exactly the sort of replies I give to shite guestbook entries....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:33, archived)

"potty-mouthed feculence"

...sir, I am in awe. Can I borrow that phrase sometimes? I promise to return it clean and polished after use.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:33, archived)

you surely may

the rest of you nonces can wait though.

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weebl Mashed farts, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:52, archived)

Hey!

Equal rights for Nonces too!

Proud member of NAMBLA since 1997.

(Vivid, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:13, archived)

feculence

good word =)

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:33, archived)

it is

isn't is?

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weebl Mashed farts, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:51, archived)

i looked it up in an online dictionary

it said it was "the state or quality of being feculent."

class.

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:14, archived)

he is on aol...

his parents have blocked him from viewing anymore porn as they cant afford the cubic tonnes of kleenex, so he can only fulfill his erversions by irritating you...
harsh man...

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lady_delirium, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:34, archived)

perversions even! lol
i must stop smoking over the keyboard...

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lady_delirium, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:36, archived)

How do you manage

to entrap such a high grade onanist?.
Just think of the thrilling conversations you can have with him. You can discuss philosophy, theosophy, politics, religion with a creature of such unsurpassed intellect that science has yet to accurately categorise it.
You lucky, lucky sod.

Ouch!, endobuccoglossis.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:46, archived)

That was fabulous and the rest of your

site is rather lovely too. Have you considered a "your IQ must be 'this' big before entering"?

(Vivid, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:51, archived)

thats a good idea

Or I could detect the aol browser and ban it which might work. Any ideas?

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weebl Mashed farts, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:54, archived)

Banning all of AOL,

stupid though many of them are, seems a little harsh, besides, he may well know that he can use a different browser once he's connected.

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:03, archived)

Not if he's

on AOL. Fuckwits. They don't really know the internet exists.....just their nice happy fluffy AOL based portal.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:40, archived)

Okay......

Your site is anything but crap.
I referenced it in my major project for university this year as an excellent example of using Flash.

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JayBeeEmm, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:52, archived)

ooh

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weebl Mashed farts, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:53, archived)

ooo

a critical study on the cheese family

(minoltion, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:58, archived)

bet that was a classy report

what mark did you get?

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weebl Mashed farts, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:02, archived)

Me or Minoltion?

I havn't got it back yet, bet i'm gonna fail it though, spent more time on b3ta than working on assignments this year (ala now, assignment in for tomorrow, "ohhh I best start it, nope lets go on b3ta")

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JayBeeEmm, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:14, archived)

bloody hell..

.. you site fuckin rocks :)

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sneeze and pee, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:55, archived)

Silly AOL boy.

Your site does not suck, it's using flash for something other than crappy mouse
rollovers and pointless presentation of text for a start. I hate most flash but
you're using it for what it's actually useful for.

Though for some reason when I click "Enter" it does open up a popup
AND put exactly the same thing onto the base page too, which is odd.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:10, archived)

that is odd

what browser you using? Works fine in i.e on pc and mac and opera (up to a point) never seen that though.

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weebl Mashed farts, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:36, archived)

Mozilla on Debian Linux.

All fetched from the Woody archive, if that means anything to ya.

Could be me weird javascript settings I guess, I have a lot of it turned off becasue I
don't WANT an "enhanced" experience that resizes my windows or makes the window
fullscreen or pops up adverts.

Even most rollovers annoy me, but I leave that turned on.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:07, archived)

Coming in at a mighty 28.8bps

Here a am.

one week with no B3ta and im in pain. by PC is still fucksocked and wont be fixed for weeks so i have to use this 5 year old laptop.

I miss B3ta, i really do.

(Dean, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:17, archived)

Dean! Dean!

Do you still want me and tomsk to sing Perfect Day for you?? Cos we will! But I don't know what your email address is...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:26, archived)

If i can fix my pc

Id love you to do that, ill tell you when im working on it again

thanks

(Dean, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:29, archived)

My turn jump on this bandwagon

before it's too late.

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Craymen, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:16, archived)

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Cheer up SadMike!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:19, archived)

here's me

spent all day revising for history exam, and don't remember a word of it.

thanks b3ta

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:37, archived)

that's okay SadMike.

After much hard work, I've finally finished mine:

It is of course a picture of me in eveningwear: a long red dress. I couldn't be arsed to put together an approximation of what I'm actually wearing, but I do like red, so it's kind-of accurate.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:21, archived)

*wolf whistles*

Very fetching.

oh look, I already have my coat on.

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Craymen, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:30, archived)

thash 'cos

Ah'm gorgeous, petal. :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:34, archived)

Hang on

Thats me!

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:48, archived)

ooo

new div track on radio1 tonight, me hopes it's a good'un :o)

(minoltion, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:16, archived)

how do you capture streaming

real audio again?

(minoltion, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:26, archived)

turned out nice again

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:16, archived)

Ooh

why are there stripes in the sky over Edinburgh old town?

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Craymen, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:18, archived)

its a b3ta board

background

(minoltion, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:28, archived)

yay! someone understands me!

*hug!*

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:34, archived)

on the ball toniight

(minoltion, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:53, archived)

that Edinburgh?

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lady_delirium, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:19, archived)

doh

must be! lol

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lady_delirium, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:21, archived)

tell me that's not the view from your window!

that's you up on a hill, right?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:23, archived)

i just got that from a current webcam

it's the castle. i'll look for a pic of hillend, which is the view from my bedroom...

...nope, can't find one. bugger. it's a rather nice view nonetheless. when it's not covered in fog.

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:24, archived)

ah well.

you can send it to me telepathically.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:34, archived)

heer is a pitchur wot i droo wen it was snowey

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:40, archived)

OMG

...that's exACKerly the image I had in my head.
You really are telepathic!
Nice picture too.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:58, archived)

I can see the castle from my living room window...

if I lean out a bit and look left...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:43, archived)

Thought I'd share this:

It's from my (apparently, not so), private collection ...

(Deb, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:14, archived)

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:21, archived)

Drat the luck ...

This means you've all seen it already then ? Sorry ...

(Deb, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:26, archived)

i hadn't

and i am greatly amused :D

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lady_delirium, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:28, archived)

sorry

i didn't mean to be mean!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:31, archived)

No offense taken ...

Should I take down the image, then ?

(Deb, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:35, archived)

No,

cos then the rest of the thread will make no sense, and it's a funny thread.

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:40, archived)

Sense ?

You mean things on this board are supposed to make sense ?

(Deb, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:41, archived)

Sometimes,

and sometimes, not.

Aubergine.

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:50, archived)

Well said

that man :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:28, archived)

Sorry if this is a spazz

but I just stumbled upon this:

prince phillip

and it made me chuckle.

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Craymen, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:53, archived)

He's a

cunt.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:08, archived)

A bit late, so bite me

Doesn't need much altering!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:52, archived)

it's ozzy!

woo!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:14, archived)

....but without the

drug or dove biting problem :o)
*edit* acksherly, when I had some pebble type shades someone took a piccy that bloody made me look like the Ozmeister. Must be my rugged good looks.

or the amount of beer and lack of sleep

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:34, archived)

if you say so,

but by the look of those eyes you ain't getting much sleep...
[edit] damn, now I look silly.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 19:36, archived)

Blue Yonder....

Anyone else having problems with FTP ??

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:48, archived)

I didn't notice my 1000th post

so here's a limited edition 1039th post commemorative gif, because I have nothing better to do.

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Craymen, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:39, archived)

huzzah!

i would make a 799th post pic, but i have no image editing software
except m$ feckin paint

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rockyrobin, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:46, archived)

such a small number

deserves a kak pic

i apologise for my lack of hummus today

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:56, archived)

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