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I likes me Kraftwerk

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hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:05, archived)

what's going on over to the right?

i wanna see

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:14, archived)

Do you like Sparks?

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:38, archived)

YOU BASTARD!

i was just working on that!
(his shirt really ought to be white) ;)

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:39, archived)

Sorry....

I was going to change the shirt, but the magic wand was on a go-slow.

And there's no need for that kind of language, it's not like I killed Kenny or anything 8o)

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:48, archived)

yeah but you did

kill Kennedy, you wankypoomonkey

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:52, archived)

Not true,

but I have done Kilkenny a few times 8o)

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:56, archived)

uncannily enough

it looks like Hitler playing some lounge music in a little bar somewhere. WUNDERBAR!

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:41, archived)

Even later, but hey,

been decorating the kitchen all frikkin day.

This is me.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:05, archived)

awww

don't cry

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:07, archived)

Weebl.

About your windchimes are gay flash anim.

Anal Cunt don't have a bassplayer and that looks nothing like Seth Putnam =)

(Dies Irae, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:05, archived)

Sounds like a call for...

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:09, archived)

indeed.

(Dies Irae, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:13, archived)

More than licks the eye

(lsd4all, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:03, archived)

hehe

made me laugh anyway

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rogan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:13, archived)

What's a moustache ride?

sounds rude.

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Craymen, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:18, archived)

I think

you already figured it out.

(lsd4all, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:26, archived)

Mmmm.

League of Gentlemen, a large donner, a teenth of soap, a couple of cans and the cats on my knee.
I hope everyone is indulging themselves in the simple pleasures of life, and having a nice wee night, like wot I am.

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cobby, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:02, archived)

mmmmm.....

prefer slate to soap.

an a nice bit o double zero anyday...

(cybo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:22, archived)

Fools

Both of you, grass is what you want, way way better.

You have all seen this, right?

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:25, archived)

quality aside

grass is much yummier. the future of the future, no less.

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:32, archived)

Definately

Trippier and less motivation sapping and tastier too.

I have refused to buy solid in this country at all since I read that page above, there's just no point.

Genuine pure hashish though, that's pretty good too, just almost impossible to get in the UK

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:35, archived)

i have a loft

i have spare time this summer. hmm.. i should be growing, shouldn't i? i'd buy some seeds in amsterdam if i wasn't scared of a customs-inflicted anal violation on the way back

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:54, archived)

No need to go to Amsterdam

They have all the stuff you need, available my mail order if you want, in London right here

And you don't need a loft, a large cupboard will do.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:01, archived)

Hummm

I hasten to add, we're past the watershed here and I assume you're all over 18.

If not, um, there's a time and a place for this stuff kids, and it's called university.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:03, archived)

it's called my loft =)

have you used mail order yourself? i've always been a bit scared about having something like that (1) show up on a bank statement and (2) on their shop records.

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:13, archived)

It's not illegal.

There's nothing illegal in the UK about buying these seeds. They come with a "Do Not Germinate, it's against the law" sticker and everything.

Nah, I live in London, I figure depending how much you smoke you could save a trip to London a few times a year though anyway.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:28, archived)

I do too actually

but it's all I can get these days. It would be nice if I got more of a choice, but, hey, it's all ok.

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cobby, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:26, archived)

all the grass

around is too strong

bring back black...

woo! a new catchphrase!

(cybo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:29, archived)

Surely stronger is better? You can always smoke less, it's good for you to smoke less.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:31, archived)

yeah right

do you drink special brew, or stella....

stronger is better my arse...

it's all about the TCH dude.. edit THC

pure, clean, = nice

even in small amounts

mixed with shit = bad shit

even in small amounts

Superskunk = way too strong, cos ppl roll/smoke too much

black is easier to control amount, goodstuff goes a long way..

i could go on, but i can't be arsed.

(cybo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:37, archived)

Hummm

I don't drink Special Brew coz of the Taste. I do drink Whisky though not all the time.

Pure and clean, well, if it's grass you can see that with your own eyes, surely?

Grass isn't all superskunk, try some nice Northern Lights or some Belladonna. Purple Passion is some of the funniest looking trippy dope I've ever tried.

Admittedly, you have to work on your sources a bit more, or fly to Amsterdam to get exactly what you want all the time.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:48, archived)

I wish I hadn't read that

I have been getting alot more polythene in my deals, I've noticed. Thing is, I have real trouble getting weed where I am, it's solid or nowt.

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cobby, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:31, archived)

I don't buy soap

Tell all your friends too, if they stop buying the dealers will adapt adopt and improve, for sure.

You could always grow your own

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:33, archived)

good advice.

Cheers, pal.

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cobby, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:41, archived)

sooooo late

no idea how to portray braided hair. pfft. or dissentary.

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:57, archived)

Well,

I'd shag her...

Coat etc

(Glag, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:11, archived)

extremely late but..

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seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:50, archived)

this bloke

looks like he's on the way to an early grave - it's them eyebrows

i give him till next tuesday

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:54, archived)

agh don't say that....

its my first exam on tuesday.

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seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:58, archived)

i'm in the middle of mine

i'm just as unlikely to make it

and i have maths and history on tuesday

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:01, archived)

Woo, GCSEs

I have 6 exams in 3 days one after the other from next Monday.

Kill...
Me...

(Glag, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:10, archived)

last week

i had seven exams in five days

i feel your pain

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:11, archived)

ooooh painful

it'll all be worth it in the end.....maybe.

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seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:13, archived)

Exactly the same as me, it seems...

Did you do Graphic Design by any chance?
The last question was actually impossible, EdExcel expect you to defy physics at GCSE level :/

(Glag, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:17, archived)

ah no

i made the terrible mistake of choosing electronics as my DT option.

on paper i'm the best in the year (all 20 of us) and will be lucky to scrape a C. luckily, we always seem to get questions on the morals of CCTV.

As and A*s for the rest, but not that.

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:18, archived)

Eeew...

I managed to get 5 A's and 9 A-Cs in both by mocks, which is just annoying since I have managed to muck up on every exam so far... Woo for education!

(Glag, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:22, archived)

i've been trying to do history today

but the rain kept me inside, and that drove me to b3ta, and that put an end to everything

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:23, archived)

I don't even have photoshop

and i'm behind on History revision, yet I still find myself staring at b3ta refreshing the page every 5 minutes. Bastards, all of you

(Glag, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:26, archived)

b3ta is so transfixing

thats the sole reason for my lack of revision for the last 3 weeks.

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seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:28, archived)

i have photoshop

i'm not that good at it, but my copy is on the school's license - it rocks

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:30, archived)

i had an impossible question

on my maths paper in january. (thats also how i explain my shite mark)

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seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:19, archived)

makes no difference to maths

you don't need to be able to answer questions on maths papers. just write lots of bollocks that involves rearranging and looks right and you'll get 3/4 marks cos of the workings

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:21, archived)

yeah thats what i always do

rearrange it till it looks nice.

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seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:24, archived)

Hah,

On my maths paper our teacher, who was slightly incompitent, made up for it all by just walking past me and telling me the answer to the question I was on at the time...
Me? Cheat? I was forced...

(Glag, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:24, archived)

incompetent maths teachers

i had the best/worse one.

he was a little shortarse who reeked of fags and who no one liked. when we wouldn't shut up (usually most maths lessons) he went into the corridor and pretended to be talking to the head of maths. one day she came down from the other end of the corridor, popped her head round the door and asked what he was doing.

ahhhhh year eight

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:29, archived)

those were the

days.

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seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:32, archived)

yeah

he left at the end of the year - because, in his own words, "they wouldn't renew my contract"

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:45, archived)

Reminds me,

I've had 3 teachers leave the school after teaching a class with me in it, to 'travel the world'.
At least I know I changed some peoples lives for the better

(Glag, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:09, archived)

not managed that

but in the five years we've had him, we've managed to break our form tutor.

in year seven he was your average good for a laugh 48yr old and now he's on the verge of a breakdown. and it's all our fault.

gonna miss him though

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 23:14, archived)

GCSE'ES pah!

don't talk to me about gcse'es i 'ad two o' levels 1 s' level 2 16+' es an still 'ad to go down't pit BEFORE break fast for me dinner money...

pah!

(cybo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:24, archived)

Mmm,

While i'm all the way down here, don't suppose someone could give me a link to the FAQ?
Sniff.

(Glag, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:35, archived)

you mean

this?

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:37, archived)

Uhuh

Tata

(Glag, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:46, archived)

bovine2000

seriously dude....

i've just been watching the lumpy anims again, an you should do a series or comic strip or summat.

tv stations pay a fortune for such stuff, or adverts even.

i did a wee ident for a car company yonks ago, it didn't even get used but i still made £2000....

you have a talent - abuse it.

(cybo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:47, archived)

That character is so good.

Everyone here loves him. Really, when we go awww, we're feeing sorry for the poor little fella.

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Craymen, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:58, archived)

Wow!

Thanks.
People have told me stuff like that before but I really suffer from a lack of self confidence which is why i've only half tried doing stuff.
I have no Idea how to get involved propely, I would love to do animation and stuff like that.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:00, archived)

go to uni

get a degree, spend three years tossing it off

send your stuff EVERYWHERE

build a web site, promote, promote, promote

(cybo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:03, archived)

Yeah exactly.

Except the degree part, it might help make you better but I doubt it's help you sell.

Volume of work and especially VOLUME of sending out letters with low low quotes.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:04, archived)

true

but it's 3 more years without having to work

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Craymen, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:06, archived)

Oh indeed

I don't doubt that Uni is a good idea, it's a fantastic idea. Go, if you haven't already been, screw doing animations for the TV, go party for three years. Definately worth every moment.

Just don't expect it to help you unless it has a "How to sell your stuff" course that takes most of your time.

If you wanna actually get anywhere, something like Business Studies or Economics is probably more worthwhile for marketting yourself.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:14, archived)

too true...

i got a bishop desmond...

an it done me no good.

was fun tossin it off tho :)

(cybo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:07, archived)

Sadly

Its too late for Uni for me but I am working on my web site.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:06, archived)

If I were any good

Then what I'd do is make a five minute or so pilot in Flash and
send a URL, along with an extremely low quote, to Cartoon Network
or Paramount Comedy or MTV or one of those other tiny channels.

I figure you make one then start upping the price.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:03, archived)

You could try

starting with somewhere like Atom Films.

They love short, serialised animations.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:11, archived)

Thats a good idea.

I wonder if they take gif's?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:17, archived)

Heh

The lucky thing about .gif's is if you email 'em right they have no choice but to see it,
at least in Outlook or whatever.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:19, archived)

you should feel selfconscious

lumpy fucking rocks

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:03, archived)

think advert

think 30 seconds

ani .gif is perfect format

do you need an agent?

mail me remove 'spam' to mail

(cybo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:27, archived)

How much percent would you take

and what would be involved.

Note The Hat of Serious.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:32, archived)

mail

me.

hint: remove spam

(cybo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:33, archived)

done

But I accidently the first email under my girlfriends name.
Silly Bovine.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:43, archived)

Koit

Another great song but fishy can so play piano, look:

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:45, archived)

That is excellent

Made me laugh lots.......nice work.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:47, archived)

Has anyone said

piano tuna yet?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:06, archived)

Nope

And I for one am glad someone did.

Also glad it wasn't me.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:19, archived)

ROFLOL!>>>>

marvy!

(cybo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:48, archived)

That's the google piano

Well, not theirs exactly, but the first useable one that comes up on GIS.

I used it for a Brian May/John Prescott jamming session once.

It's good to see it back.

Nice fish too.

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mrbrong, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:49, archived)

Hummm

Maybe if you do a "large image" search or something, it was on about page two or three for me.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:57, archived)

is that...

sea flat...

/coat

(cybo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:50, archived)

Another classic

pun........

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:51, archived)

Lordy

Heh, make me laugh, but I wish it hadn't.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:54, archived)

crap joke alert

what's the difference between a fish and a piano?

you can't tune a fish!

/coat

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:51, archived)

not as

crap as mine...

:p

(cybo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:54, archived)

but has yours

ever had the shame of appearing on the back of a penguin bar?

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:56, archived)

erm...

nope...

but i've seen it on the back of a rizla packet...

('cos i just wrote it there)

(cybo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:04, archived)

fish-slappingly

funny

(bluemerle, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:26, archived)

mmmm.pie

Weebl. I'm watching the pie anim over and over, and laughing more and more each time.

I think i've finally lost it.

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Craymen, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:33, archived)

Its funny that

Pie !!!!

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:34, archived)

You've lost it???

I watched it, and after the manic giggling finished, i started craving pastry...

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lady_delirium, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:36, archived)

I'm still watching it.

and now eating chocolate conflake cakes from the corner shop

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Craymen, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:38, archived)

PIE!

pie.pie.pie.pie

PIE!

pie pie pie

(cybo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:38, archived)

Any more pie?

nyum nyum nyum

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:40, archived)

Get your chompers round this then

mmmmmm

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:39, archived)

Isn't it just the best thing

EVER?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:37, archived)

True

I have been sitting here watching it loop over and over, pissing myself with laughter each time.
Then when i'm doing something else still lauging at the sound.

This has made my year. I am so in awe of the talents of folks on here.

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Craymen, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:39, archived)

Pie good.

Mmmmmmmmmmm

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:44, archived)

what's the track

on the pie anim? while pissing organs out of my arse in fits of paraplegic hysteria i thought it oddly familiar.

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:44, archived)

by Mr. Scruff.

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:51, archived)

AHHHH

Scruff/Vadim feat Motion Man - got it on Now!Listen! it's the one with the "terrorist!" vocal, right?

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trashcanglam, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:56, archived)

My favourite joke ever...

A termite goes into a pub, and says "Is the bartender here?"

Fucking genius great gag, that. I chortle for hours.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:32, archived)

i had to read that twice

but yes, it is fucking brilliant!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:10, archived)

mwaahhhahaha lol

took me some time but i just got it hahahaha!!

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seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:22, archived)

woo! i like memes

(cybo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:26, archived)

almost

you've almost got some spong action going on there

wanna see a doctor, mate

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:34, archived)

doctor...

i am, keys to cabinet, i have.

spong?

(cybo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:37, archived)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:26, archived)

fucking

hell....

are you serious!

i look like that....

shit, i'm dead.

(cybo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:43, archived)

You're dead?

I've just looked at the one I did earlier on that was/is me - I think I need to sleep for a month :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:55, archived)

By the gods!

I'm listening to Queen (yes, I know) and the spanish guitar bit in Innuendo matches in perfectly with his flashy eyes.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:40, archived)

does

it?

(cybo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:42, archived)

Yes

It does.
Long Live Queen.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:54, archived)

Ah yes

I remember Monday mornings like that too.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:45, archived)

NEW SONG THEN - "PRETTY FISHY"

Original lyrics by Olaf, heavily amended by me (sorry Olaf)

f0am.net/~daniel/FISHY.mp3

Thanks ever so much to Fatty Biscuits for arranging to host....and thanks to Fnord for offering.

As usual, all my songs available from www.koit.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/b3tasong.htm

Cheers

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:16, archived)

Woo!

Yay! That rocks.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:20, archived)

yyyyyaaaaaaaaayyy!!!

you are great and good and genius!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:23, archived)

You as always are too kind

Cheers

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:33, archived)

woo...

it has a Billy Joel feel....

nice words....

(cybo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:26, archived)

i start over

when i play the wrong notes....

(cybo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:28, archived)

hang on...

i'm veggie...

FREE THE FISH!

(cybo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:32, archived)

Lol

Blame Olaf - he had him killed off.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:33, archived)

all a pretty fish could wish 4

is to get fried up in a pan?!!?!!

surely what about the sea, sex & some little fry all of it's own?

is olaf a big fella?

'cos i is offerin him out.

(cybo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:36, archived)

Dunno

Shall I mail him and find out ?

lol

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:39, archived)

me is

6' 2", 13 stone...
35 years old...

that man killed pretty fishy

i is gonna put a cap on his ass (or summat...)

songs still good tho ;-)

(cybo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:41, archived)

And so it begins

I let him know your vitals - you never know, he may be interested in a ruck of some variety.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:48, archived)

woo!

beer drinking at 6 o clock.

(cybo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:49, archived)

Great!

Somebody older than me :)

For another 2 days :(

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:31, archived)

ooooo

fishy bubbles

(minoltion, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:28, archived)

fan-fucking-tastic!

you are very talented young man!

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lady_delirium, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:32, archived)

Woo

Yay

thanks

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:34, archived)

Last one.

I made this one & sent to my girlfriend. She loved it :)

That's almost wot my hair looked like before I got it cut

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Craymen, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:11, archived)

Nice

norks.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:32, archived)

I'm sure she'll

appreciate the compliment, I'll pass it on.

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Craymen, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:34, archived)

where

are some pics of the old bash?

(skagg, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:08, archived)

This is the sort of error message that reminds me

Why I don't like C++

8229: excess elements in aggregate initializer

Notice the line number....

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:08, archived)

HOW MUCH code?

or is it a compiler fuckup?

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:15, archived)

Nah

HUUUUGE array in an include to produce a jpeg from an FFT capture.
I'm dicking about with producing images from sound.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:28, archived)

woo!

let me know how you get on..

mr r.d.james has done much like that....

clicky

(cybo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:31, archived)

fux0r

it sounds like a beast. best of luck with the image stuff! i am scared of fft's

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:49, archived)

Nah, cheat!

Under Linux/Solaris, use FFIW ( Fastest Fourier In the West )
Complete library and example code.
Still cant fucking hummus it though.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:01, archived)

i'll give it a lookie when i've got the time

fookin exam shite at the moment. sounds good though. i really wanted to get in to sound processing stuff but i couldn't fathom the algorithms. it never occurred to me to leech =)

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:13, archived)

Thats how comes

Linux is developing so fast. Worked for Microsoft too. Leech, fiddle about with it, do something fun, throw it back to the lions where it gets leeched all over again.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:43, archived)

Well, at least the southpark character is accurate

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:02, archived)

haha haha

that really is you!

wheres the bike tho?

and the parafin?

and the tribe?

(cybo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:06, archived)

I though it was too close...

The bike...Twatting thing.
Fired it up Saturday. Woo!. Still misses below 4000rpm, stutters up to 8k, then screams to way past Mr Suzukis laughable redline.
I even cleaned it!. Then, it decided that a fuel tank was not the place to store petrol, so it decided that the fuel coupler had to leak. Copiously. Oddly, I didn't take it for its MOT.
It has been on the road though. 0-60 in around 3.2 seconds! I got to the 'four' of 'fourthousand' while counting. I backed off when a 30mph signed loomed, and I was just over harrumph mph over it.
Tribe still alive.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:15, archived)

Transformers

robots in disguise...

it looked different in my head...

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rogan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:50, archived)

hahaha

some very good stuff tonight. Keep it up.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:53, archived)

I was thinking

'Captain Birdseye?' Then I worked it out.
I'm such an idiot.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:55, archived)

well

that's a pretty good disguise then...

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rogan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:57, archived)

Yeah

It would be, but it was the big red truck like body that gave it away.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:59, archived)

although

maybe not as good as this one

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rogan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:00, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

that's gonna give me nightmares

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:36, archived)

transexuals...

more than meets the eye, transexuals, the opposite sex in disguise...well thats my little song

(minoltion, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:01, archived)

South Park characters

Been busy most of the day - how come everyone's got SP characters of themselves ? - is there a site for building them ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:50, archived)

yes,

yes there is

(skagg, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:51, archived)

someone found this

clicky

and it all began there

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:51, archived)

How the jack do you get to save it ?

Presumably screen capture ? - if so, how the fock ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:02, archived)

screen capture

which is why i havent posted one seems as any image sooftware i have doesnt like screen captured and refuses to import them type thingyness stuff

(skagg, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:04, archived)

is easy

even good ol' paint will let you paste in a printscreen

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:32, archived)

wont let me

save as jpg or gif though

(skagg, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 22:05, archived)

xgrabsc

output to ppm, gimp it.
In Windows, use paintshop pro, or print screen and load your favourite image editor, then paste from the clipboard.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:04, archived)

huh ?

Easy explanation please for mr import thicky.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:08, archived)

if you have the 'shop

click the window and alt-print screen to grab just the active window then go to NEW in 'shop and it will open up a new document with the dimensiosn of what's inthe clipboard and a paste will dump the image.

You can do the same with microsoft picture viewer but when saving the file i find it sometimes dumps it in the temp internet files folder so i have to change folders on the save as bit a couple times to make sure it saves it in the right place.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:19, archived)

Nice one

Got it now, thanks.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:25, archived)

NEW SONG IS HERE - Pretty fishy

Can anyone host this please ?

2.94mb

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:40, archived)

I can give it a go

if you want.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:52, archived)

Thanks - kind offer

Next time if that's ok ?!

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:57, archived)

yeah you've got my address - blueyonder

just pop it along whenever you've done it.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 21:16, archived)

[email protected] - mail it there and i'll put it up.

It's work's bandwidth anyway.

(fatty biscuits, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:52, archived)

Best to take advantage of this fnord

Thanks Mr Biscuit.......mailing now.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:56, archived)

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