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that's one mean grandma. Off to bed.

(sniper sent by jesus, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:58, archived)

Creative use of white space.

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:00, archived)

my first

time posting an animation as .gif and not .swf

(sniper sent by jesus, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:01, archived)

OK - not being rude.

If you're using, for instance, ImageReady to produce gifs, it is fairly easy to crop before optimizing.

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:13, archived)

someone (and I forget who)

had the best pic -- like this -- and the caption was something like: Pete knew there would be no crops this year

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:01, archived)

see

(sniper sent by jesus, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:02, archived)

did I forget to say woo?

and nighty-night?
Your terse response has reminded me of my manners.
(Woo and nighty-night!)

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:05, archived)

isn't that just part of a larger video already circulating the net?

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:09, archived)

I think

that particular video has been circling the net for many years.

Circling like a vulture.

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:18, archived)

such a fun thread

and now its dead
EDIT: Bring on the smut!*

*see 4rthur for details

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sof sof, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:55, archived)

we've only just begun

to live

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:57, archived)

(white lace and promises)

(a kiss for luck and we're on our way)

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:57, archived)

what does it mean?

*shut up*
*act like you know what's going on*

Yeah. Luck is what we need.

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sof sof, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:02, archived)

so many roads to choose

we'll start out walking and learn to run

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:04, archived)

hmm repost for old times sake

(tinkers rucksack, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:28, archived)

*groan*

and while we're at it
*moan*
and a stern
*tsk tsk!*

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:30, archived)

Congratualtions

on a remakably awful pun :)

Woo!!

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:30, archived)

thank

the lord

(tinkers rucksack, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:32, archived)

for a pun this bad?

Jesus wept.

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:34, archived)

He died

for our puns.

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:35, archived)

yes

(tinkers rucksack, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:39, archived)

You could say

he got nailed

(shall I get you a ticket too whilst I'm here?)

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:37, archived)

Clink.

That was the sound of the penny finally dropping.
Nice one.

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:34, archived)

ohh

noooo, I even had to right-click it it was so groansome!

Edit TJ: So there I was minding my own business on the net when I was attacked by a bunch of Giant Kids...
www.oddworldz.com/gtkids/
and I thought b3ta was weird!

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:42, archived)

oh dear god.

is that the same as "groan"?
hehehe:)

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sof sof, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:36, archived)

depends

did she arch her back? was the breathing shallow? could have been faked.

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:37, archived)

I'm fairly certain I'll delete this post

best not to reply

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:38, archived)

too late

we've all seen it now

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:38, archived)

gah!

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:39, archived)

I have never had a problem with girls faking

it would take a really talented actress to fake that amount of dissapointment.

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:40, archived)

But the use of a stop-watch was a bit disconcerting.

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:45, archived)

accurate

to a thousandth of a second.

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:46, archived)

You weren't kidding about the smut

MORNING ALL!!!

(DMQOB, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:57, archived)

Would I kid you about smut?

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:59, archived)

I guess not

:D

Smut in the morning is a necessity

(DMQOB, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:16, archived)

meh!

(tinkers rucksack, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:40, archived)

the FEVER!

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sof sof, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:44, archived)

we've seen it all now

(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:40, archived)

"did she arch her back?"

please don't ask such things.
You'll cause a fever among us.

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sof sof, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:39, archived)

Are we talking about

a kitten?

(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:41, archived)

unfortunately

not.

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sof sof, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:45, archived)

Oh.

But she did put down the pen and stop filling in the crossword.

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:42, archived)

hahahahahaaaaaaa!

*snort*
Hahahaa

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:44, archived)

Yes. That was the other reaction I got.

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:47, archived)

Laughter...

a most effective means of contraception

(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:49, archived)

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 5:43, archived)

hahaha!

We called that game Ding-dong Ditch where I grew up.

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 5:46, archived)

yeah

so did we, always fun...until high school.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 5:48, archived)

in high school the game changed

to bling-bong-splif
but it never really had the same thrill

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 5:56, archived)

we dont play at all anymore

now we are all mature and drink coffee.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 5:56, archived)

pinkies out?

still...a shame

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 5:57, archived)

we discuss politics and the latest social

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 5:59, archived)

he he he

chap-door-run around here.

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 5:48, archived)

that's funny

because it sounds like a checklist of the order in which to play the game:
Chap? check!
Door? right there!
Run? goooooo!

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 5:58, archived)

Knock down ginger,

for London kids.
Tip-and-run in Birmingham, back in the neolithic.

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:24, archived)

I'll give you a dollar

if you go play it with Katie this weekend

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:33, archived)

She's far too cool and mature.

Unlike me.

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:34, archived)

It's the exchange rate

isn't it?

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:51, archived)

Yes, I've had to put up my prices for US customers.

Although I still undercut Stouffer.

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:54, archived)

Knock 'n' Run

in Australia.

We prefered "Knock 'n' Bag"...
But only for those you REALLY didn't like.

(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:03, archived)

i think it was originally called

ring-some-guy's-doorbell-and-run-away-and-hide-before-he-answers-and-sees-you.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:05, archived)

I think I saw a Lascaux cave painting

of that game

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:08, archived)

yes but back then

they peeked inside their victum's cave and threw a rock at them and ran away.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:09, archived)

ooh Lascaux

I've been there, I'd totally forgotten about it, nice place, thanks for reminding me!

(We just called it Knock and Run... inventive!)

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:14, archived)

don't miss the "knock 'n' bag" painting

when you go again

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:15, archived)

heh heh yeah

I hear it's painted in poo

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:17, archived)

Knock 'n' Bag

amounted to lighting a paper bag full of barker's eggs then knocking and running to a vantage point to observe the ensuing stomping.

(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:10, archived)

barker's eggs?

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:11, archived)

I think he may be alluding

to canine faeces

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:12, archived)

i think i got it

barker=dog
egg=poop

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:12, archived)

Doodie?

Yeah, sorry
Aussie slang.

(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:13, archived)

you aussie's

and your crazy slang

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:15, archived)

Grouse

Bewdy bonza, Cobber

any Aussies would know we don't say all the stereotypical crap that's attributed to us!

(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:18, archived)

Nobody in any country

actually uses the stereotypical crap that's attributed to them. That's no reason not to take the piss for it though.

Och aye the noo.

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:19, archived)

Like, that's totally true

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:20, archived)

you've hit the nail on the head

old bean

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:22, archived)

such as crikey?

and throw another shrimp on the barbie?

and oi look, there's a kangaroo lets throw a boomarang at it? thats one of my favorites.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:20, archived)

Oh... don't tell me....

that's North Wales... isn't it?

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:21, archived)

Oes

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:22, archived)

In Sydney

we have Kangaroo Taxis. 100% FACT*

* may be 100% bullshit

(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:23, archived)

In England

we have 3 taps, Cold-water, Hot-water and Tea*

*this doesn't really need a disclaimer does it?

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:27, archived)

But you don't have showers

and only have a bath once every two weeks

*hides from ensuing barrage*

(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:30, archived)

every two weeks?

I haven't had a bath in the last two years!

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:40, archived)

looks like a barrage of ennui

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:40, archived)

yeah we do that too

we really dont have a name for it. We just say, "lets light a bag of dog shit on fire and watch that guy stomp it out."

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:11, archived)

I thought you discussed

politics and the latest social

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:14, archived)

they only leave lit bags of shit

on the doorsteps of leading political figures these days.

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:15, archived)

yep

Bush has yet to catch on.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:16, archived)

oh dear

I now have the words "burning bush" going round my head...

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:18, archived)

naw.

he got a shot for that back when he was in the reserves.

(tookishlad, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:14, archived)

we actually did have a name for it

shit stomping.

(that was florida/usa/1980's)

(tookishlad, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:14, archived)

ring-n-run

where I'm from

hehehe
haven't thought of that in yarns

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sof sof, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:14, archived)

Would it be totally fun

or totally lame to go do that again, at our age?

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:18, archived)

I think the key word is 'lame'

as we hobbled away from the scene.

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sof sof, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:19, archived)

I suppose it depends who's door you were knocking.

Although, that sounds horrifically like a euphamism for something.

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:20, archived)

"Locks, Knobs 'n' Knockers"

from a DoorsPlus TV ad

(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:25, archived)

Ha!

fun! we should start an "International Knock n Run day"

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:20, archived)

yes

someone do it
yes

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:32, archived)

Far too many

cigarettes smoked for me to try it

bloody stoopid lung-fuckers
*sparks one up, then runs away coughing*

(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:21, archived)

It's not the cigarettes that are the problem

it's the many years spent breathing in burning dog shit fumes.

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:22, archived)

It's the circle of life

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:25, archived)

I can't find mine

no idea where I put them through drunkardness last night, oops!

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:24, archived)

Here

have one of mine

EDIT/ sorry, can't find your cigs....or your front door??

(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:26, archived)

an internet cigarette

surely has to rank up there with 'connubial bliss with Michael Jackson' one of the great unsatisfying experiences

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:28, archived)

Yeah

and it's screwed my floppy-drive trying to get it in there

I knew I should've used the scanner!
edit/ or one of those cup-holder-thingys

(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:33, archived)

sorry about this but i'm pissed....

one small step for man

one giant leapfrog for mankind

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summat to do with kittens, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:55, archived)

cool, woo

i think i have decided that electronic media is boring.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 5:02, archived)

The magic interweb......

... for example....?

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 5:03, archived)

yes...

i wish there were more people to talk to

*stares at the stars with glistening eyes*

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 5:04, archived)

It's a bit damn quiet.......

... and I think I ought to go to bed soon too....

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 5:05, archived)

eh, im an amer3tan

still 9:00 over here, maybe some isketch will get me going.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 5:05, archived)

I would join you.....

... however I am shit at that. 9pm would put you on the West coast...?

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 5:09, archived)

yes

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 5:10, archived)

Well, hope you find someone.....

... to play with... Bedtime for floaty....

'night....

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 5:12, archived)

night

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 5:15, archived)

hey. im on the west coast

...

yay!

(Cyrus, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 5:22, archived)

cool

where at?

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 5:41, archived)

WO!

(hentai_for_kids, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 5:21, archived)

hye

peepz

(hentai_for_kids, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 5:22, archived)

your name is just wrong! :oP

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 5:35, archived)

Do they have "Cootie Shots" over in the UK?

I'm pretty sure most of us in the USA/Canada will understand this (I hope)....

biggify
/And what "game" is this? Why, it's the game of (childhood) love, of course!

(tookishlad, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:52, archived)

I really have no idea.....

... what you're banging on about.

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 5:06, archived)

*sighs*

not your fault, of course

(btw, your Magritte pic from last year was my fave wallpaper for a long time, and I think it's about time to dig it back out again!)

(tookishlad, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 5:14, archived)

hahah

woo! yay! excellent!

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rawr isn't really here., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 5:22, archived)

Woo! Yay! Crikey!

I get it ...and think it's great.

from Australia
WATCH OUT!! Girl's Germs!!

(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 5:58, archived)

I don't know how he does it...

...he just does it.

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:15, archived)

I suspect.....

... you are the wind beneath his wings.

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:16, archived)

im looking at your name

and im looking at that picture. has he done a pic of you there???

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:17, archived)

Come on......

... does that look like a goose...?

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:22, archived)

No it does not.

And that is definitely more of a hover than a float.

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helmetcream, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:24, archived)

point taken

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:25, archived)

its a young david blaine i do believe

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harpski, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:19, archived)

heavens,

the boy is right!

(Cyrus, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:45, archived)

it certainly explains the floating!

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harpski, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:48, archived)

it's very woo and all

but it's a .bob file!

so it's a picture of a boy bobbing around in the air, by mystery bob and it's a .bob...

o_0

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:28, archived)

Browsers.....

... are more cunning than they let on. Much like socks.

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:29, archived)

good job too I suppose

with the amount of stupid people making websites out there! :oP

So anyone know what happened to MSN earlier?

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:38, archived)

the servers exploded

(Cyrus, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:39, archived)

cool!

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:42, archived)

it was a joke

and a bad one at that

(Cyrus, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:43, archived)

ohh

you had my hopes up then...

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:54, archived)

I heard it was goosed....

... but I was in the pub.

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:42, archived)

www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/48928

(Corn Dog, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:34, archived)

FUCK

* SPAZZES OUT IN FITS *

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harpski, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:38, archived)

aaghh

*holds it*...*holds it*...*holds it*...
crazy flashy "the mask" popps up *SPACKS OUT*...

...wakes up thinking "was that Eddie the Eagle?"

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:42, archived)

Fuck my bleeding hat...!!!

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:45, archived)

THAT IS GREAT

wyh!

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sof sof, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:43, archived)

That is so very cool

and my woo/yay sort of floats, too

...in a non-floating, jumping sort of way

(tookishlad, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 5:03, archived)

Highest Probability of success for Bush...

...the Quo campaign.

Surely done before?

(tehendz, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:14, archived)

yes

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harpski, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:41, archived)

the result of 5 beers and 5 minutes of work:

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Grampa, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:03, archived)

How...

woo.

*Insert kangawoo pun*

(tehendz, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:06, archived)

It's

an antelope. Or so I was lead to believe. However, upon closer inspection, the antlers seem to be missing.

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Grampa, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:08, archived)

Looks like a kangaroo to me...

...interestingly enough Buy Kangaroo Scrote on Ebay

(tehendz, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:10, archived)

only 12 minutes left!

Here's the source. I went back to see it because I started having doubts whether I used a kangaroo or an antelope...

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Grampa, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:15, archived)

woo!

does it carry it's nuts around in it's pouch?

TJ: I'm not a Star Wars nut but bloody hell do I ever want one of these! (found em for just over half the price elsewhere though)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:10, archived)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:49, archived)

Speaking of complexion problems

what's with this photo?

(Indole Ring, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:51, archived)

“Reconsider your position.” ?

she did requests then....

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:52, archived)

I saw that on the news yesterday,

she is a dirty cow, not in the "sexy" dirty way, the camera's were in her front room showing you her webcam setup and the house was filthy, bottles all over the floor and rubbish knee deep.

I still would though!!!
edit/ maybe not

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harpski, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:54, archived)

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:00, archived)

did you click the link on above post

if not do so and it makes sense

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harpski, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:01, archived)

I sadly did.

Edit : That should say.... Sadly I did.

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:03, archived)

so tired...

goodbye folks...

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helmetcream, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:01, archived)

Hello.

Goodnight.

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:03, archived)

Huggy Bear Kitten...

Imagine how much better Starsky & Hutch could've been, Snopp Dogg, pfft...

(tehendz, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:41, archived)

Actually it looks shite....

Editing time methinks

(tehendz, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:41, archived)

You really shouldn't....

... be so rude to yourself...

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:44, archived)

unless your visiting www.bigjugs.com then its ok!

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harpski, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:46, archived)

Which I..... of course......

... refuse to do. *staggers off to watch the telly*

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:47, archived)

is it on telly now?

darn it thats my subscription wasted then!

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harpski, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:49, archived)

I don't get the WWWs on my magic telly box.....

... Brass Eye just finished though...

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:02, archived)

Better with glasses or without?

(tehendz, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:48, archived)

Without.

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:02, archived)

So tired...

So I'll leave you with this. Good night.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:40, archived)

Woo pic

night.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:41, archived)

Crikey!

Goodnight.

(Indole Ring, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:41, archived)

well done

good night

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sof sof, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:41, archived)

off the meter

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harpski, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:43, archived)

More kittie fun...

Not such an original backround this time.

Edit: Spelling fun

(tehendz, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:35, archived)

you forgot the eyes

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:35, archived)

and

the fork

(sndmn, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:36, archived)

and shark bridge etc...........

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harpski, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:40, archived)

*Runs away*

(tehendz, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:43, archived)

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lemony, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:36, archived)

wish i had a comfy cloud

night

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:37, archived)

goodnight

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sof sof, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:38, archived)

More kittie news

'Soft Claws' make cool cats

Japanese cat owners are snapping up colourful claw caps that can stop their pets scratching furniture or merely decorate a pampered puss's nails.

In January Japan became the first Asian nation to offer the United States-produced Soft Claw caps, which come in four sizes and are available in purple, pink, blue and red as well as a transparent version.

Since then around 4,000 Soft Claw cap kits have been sold in Japan, most of them this month after a major economic paper reported on the product.

(Indole Ring, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:38, archived)

Been lurking for a week or so due to lack of hummus so forced myself to do something.

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harpski, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:22, archived)

thats quite evil

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:23, archived)

Suddenly...

I wet myself.

(tehendz, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:23, archived)

right then and with that

Night all

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:27, archived)

kill it!

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sof sof, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:29, archived)

Getting worse...

...dick salad?

Or is that only said round where I be?

Edit: Ah redex!

(tehendz, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:20, archived)

lalalalalallalalalallalala!

Woo and welcome!

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sof sof, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:27, archived)

Was that a genral request...

Tonight's the first time I've posted kittens on b3ta, suddenly kitten shopping is like crack.

(tehendz, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:30, archived)

This is all too slow for me,

so have a repo...and g'night!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:19, archived)

haah

great,

(blind corner, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:20, archived)

lol

now thats comedy!

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:20, archived)

Hurrah!

Absolute genius. I shall use it ASAP.

WOO YAY THAT MAN!!!

(Neville Squamous, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:21, archived)

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harpski, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:23, archived)

*slap*

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:23, archived)

Actually...

'Week off' would be more than likely be pronounced 'Wee Calf'

Hence the joke about cows in a field.

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:28, archived)

you've never

been to Glasgow, then.

edit: but hey, I've got other bonfires for you to piss on!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:30, archived)

I live

roughly 25 miles away from Glasgow.

As much as I try to avoid it, I seem to end up there with alarming regularity.

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:34, archived)

So how many people

pronounce "cough" as "calf"?

Oh, an awayanbileyerheed!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:36, archived)

I said

"Week off" would be pronounced "wee calf"

As in joke:

Three cows in a field - which one is going on holiday?

The one with the wee calf.

Never mind, it's really not worth arguing about.

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:48, archived)

my joke's better!

but woo the wee calf!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:54, archived)

Avoid it......

....AVOID IT HARD......

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:46, archived)

I made this spanking little dohickey

first time i've used jsp/servelets/mysql... its a tiny forum thing.

would it be too much to ask to get some b3tans to test it by posting some?
http://kez.no-ip.org:9090/kpage

Please don't break it... or post if there's been about a hundred posts already.

(Kez, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:04, archived)

what

are we....sigh...

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:05, archived)

ey up Kez

Wheres you craig?

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:06, archived)

Hmmm...

... Firefox is timing me out there.....

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:07, archived)

I like geese.....

... do you like geese.....? DO YOU ?

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:08, archived)

WELL ?

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:09, archived)

I read that as

goatse

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:11, archived)

Your mind is infected

with bad thoughts and your sins must be masticated from your very soul.

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:14, archived)

Masticate it.....

... MASTIC.... etc....

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:28, archived)

You didn't go and

post a home hosted SQL web server on b3ta did you?

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helmetcream, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:16, archived)

Kittens bite back...

On second thoughts it's slightly lame.

(tehendz, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:59, archived)

touch of the David Lynch's about it

woo, lameness apply not

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:01, archived)

You know, the cat...

I used for that, is damn freaky:

(tehendz, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:02, archived)

This is truly....

... a worry.

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:03, archived)

probably

photo'd by that russian biker chick in chernobyl

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:04, archived)

it needs

spong eyes

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:06, archived)

Like this...

maybe?

(tehendz, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:10, archived)

perfect

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:11, archived)

Certainly looks...

cuter.

Spong + ugly kitty = negative ming

(tehendz, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:11, archived)

does just

look like its up to no good now.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:14, archived)

He could have his own series...

...of animations, where he gets into trouble due to being such a mischevious scamp.

(tehendz, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:22, archived)

quick, bad and dirty

my dog ate my hummus

(frambooz, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:55, archived)

I downloaded Alex Kidd for my megadive emulator yesterday

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:56, archived)

www.theregister.co.uk/content/68/36218.html

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lemony, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:57, archived)

bah

and wow, there's some really monged up toy on Today WIth Des And Mel on channel 3.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:01, archived)

the bastards!

Hmm... autocomplete.

Well, it says non-handheld consoles are ok at least, so I can still play Sonic all day.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:02, archived)

Hehe..

Good work! (may I ask if there's any special "phrase" you b3ta users say?)

(I am an Oddity, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:57, archived)

yes

"where's my washboard?"

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:57, archived)

lol

thanks. chocked on my cig then.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:00, archived)

say what the hell you like

just be nice

woo, yay and houpla are popular

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lemony, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:58, archived)

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:59, archived)

I gotta say

I really love that dancin' Domo of yours!

(tookishlad, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:22, archived)

thats top.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:57, archived)

thats fucking fantastic if i made the correct assumptions which are

paper = blue velver = quilted velvet = crapping paper

Scissors = Edward Scissorhands

Rock = Knob

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:59, archived)

i put dennis hopper in there

cuz i was gonna make Hopscotch, the movie. But that one was even worse.

(frambooz, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:00, archived)

so i just made a link for your picture

by accident?

WOO YAY ME

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:00, archived)

WOO YAY

indeed

and a HOUPLAH too

(frambooz, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:01, archived)

so kind

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:02, archived)

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