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Is the messenger working properly

It keeps flicking between pages without actually logging me in........anyone else getting this ?

Misteralfie - mp3 mailing to you now.

Cheers

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:27, archived)

did you send me a messenger to

my msn account? I dont seem to have you there....
or can you use the b3ta board messenger?

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Alfie, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:31, archived)

Can you attach

files using messenger ?

In any event I have sent the mp3 file to your hotmail address and your elvis one.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:42, archived)

have you enabled

cookies?

(PornDungeon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:32, archived)

I dont think

so, I actually normally delete my cookies... That shouldnt be a problem should it?

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Alfie, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:34, archived)

sorry that was for koit!

nope, shouldnt matter 2 you!

(PornDungeon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:36, archived)

Dunno

How do I check that ? - what would I need to do

Tried messenger again a second ago. It does WIERD things.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:41, archived)

dickyb...

I think this may sell better..

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:27, archived)

no photoshop on this computer :(

am at work and am itching to get home to play!!!

(dickyb, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:31, archived)

woohoo!

That makes me feel like sending off in the mail for one of them! Deserving of my new woo and yay!

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Alfie, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:33, archived)

I want one now!

where can I get a hitler from I have plans for world domination but I need to work out what to do with all the penguins once I capture them

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:38, archived)

who do you think you are kidding

monster hitler...

(dickyb, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:40, archived)

no-body

*sob

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:41, archived)

Hmmm... i was just drinking some

tropical tango, but it tasted a little too much like grapefruit for my liking, so i mixed it with stella.

I was expecting the worst, but its actually quite nice.

Use this information wisely. (and no, I'm not normally a shandy drinking girl :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:24, archived)

Well, I'm convinced

Sadly enough, this is genuine...

(The Unknown Anorak, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:24, archived)

I thought that site was a wind-up?

:/
*confused*

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:27, archived)

Capalert is genuine

Although it takes a trained eye to tell...

You're thinking of www.landoverbaptist.org

(The Unknown Anorak, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:28, archived)

Confusing stuff.

I obviously wasn't paying attention this afternoon!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:31, archived)

Oh sorry, is this a spaz?

I do apologise.

(The Unknown Anorak, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:38, archived)

Not a spazz

really, landover's lithping child was featured today and I said I used to think it was a real site; then it started getting more tongue in cheek and THEN capalert came along so I thought that was fake too, but it ain't. Crapalert.com isn't fake either, if it's still up :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:46, archived)

I just donated

$90

Those pens are nice, wonder if they're Parker or Schaeffer

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beefandcheese, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:31, archived)

does

anyone have the orginal of the ginger kitten thats stood on its back legs with its paws raised in the air...?

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smirny ~(8(|), Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:22, archived)

It was...

... on this site... but I had a look and I can't find it now..

(Siu Loong, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:49, archived)

this one's a bit sinister, mind

http://www.steveconley.com/pages/hitl.htm

I've had to do this one in secret as there's a German girl sitting next to me...

(dickyb, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:20, archived)

attic fun

found a copy of miss pickerell and the geiger counter, its 26 years overdue though

(minoltion, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:16, archived)

Slightly disconcerting

Houseflies have red eyes [clicky]
(been playin wiv me digicam again...)

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flibz, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:15, archived)

did you forget to red eye reduction off ?

/coot

(minoltion, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:18, archived)

Ba-Boom!

[tish]

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flibz, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:24, archived)

WHat model camera have you got

I'm sure you told me last time but i'm drooling again.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:28, archived)

Nikon

Coolpix 990

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flibz, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:50, archived)

There's always this chappy

[clicky]

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flibz, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:55, archived)

just looking at my amazing sentance structure

i've got an exam tomorrow.. great

(minoltion, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:29, archived)

And I've just looked

at your spollinf mistool :o)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 19:05, archived)

why does no-one want to see a

monster ghost? and you all looked so friendly here...

www.steveconley.com/pages/ghos.htm

(dickyb, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:04, archived)

"I'll buy that for a dollar!"

(guess the obscure film reference, win a cookie)

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zog why change it now?, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:07, archived)

Robocop

Ooooooh me love cookies !

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:08, archived)

Robocop!

Gimme, gimme, gimme my cookie!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:08, archived)

robocop

(fragment, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:10, archived)

easy ...

Gwar's masterpiece "Phallus in Wonderland" - possibly the best film ever made.

/coat

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nyarlathotep, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:25, archived)

Hello there! I would dearly love one of them.

You've come along during the quiet time when everone's travelling home or eating their dinner, so it's a bit slow on the response front, sorry.

(tomsk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:08, archived)

aww thanks. felt all alone.

am working late and someone lent me their 'Swamp Thing' comics - ive spent the last hour looking at 70's comic ads. fantastic.

(dickyb, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:10, archived)

some of the

collections are pretty cool,they gather loads of cool stories, but its so weird to read them if you read comics now. The storytelling and art is so dated, but in fact at the time it was seminal, gosh thats a poncey word.

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Alfie, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:17, archived)

Misteralfie

My mp3 is now ready........please mail me at koit at blueyonder dot co dot uk and I shall reply with the mp3 file.

Cheers matey

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:19, archived)

you're not

the guy i know as dicky b from a certain school in south wales, by any chance?

(fragment, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:12, archived)

not that i know of

im in sunny chiswick at work, with a beautiful view over the world heritage site of Acton.

(dickyb, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:14, archived)

ah well

probably just a coincidence then. sorry 'bout that. was a long time agoooo

(fragment, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:16, archived)

hey discokongpin!

I noticed that your lovely profile image was a whopping 110k, and also one of those weird short-segmented jpeegs that confuses quicktime, so I took the liberty of fixing it for you. here's the optimised 3k version. feel free to copy it and put it in your profile.
take meee!

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zog why change it now?, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:02, archived)

DaWolfey

are you about? can u mail me if you are?
please?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:58, archived)

Rah

woo yay

(Noodles, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:53, archived)

The Time Spaz works!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:20, archived)

A tune for yez- Have a listen, Tell me what you think

http://66.192.45.18/~other54/ra/c.coyle.t1.ram

([]DOo []DOo, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:53, archived)

My first post

http://www.steveconley.com/pages/ghos.htm

I want one.

(dickyb, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:51, archived)

I've made this. Turn down the sound and make your window small.

http://b3ta.com/send-this-link-to-get-someone-fired/

Will it work?

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:46, archived)

nice

except my mum walked in in the middle of it

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bananaman, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:50, archived)

Yes, that should do the trick.

Wicked.

(tomsk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:50, archived)

I'm not sure I've got the psychology of it right

If your friend/enemy sent you the link.... What would the URL make you think?

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:51, archived)

I'm the wrong person to ask as I'm my own boss and I work from home,

but I reckon it's fairly clear what the intentions are...
Maybe "lose_your_job_now" or something?

(tomsk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:54, archived)

the same URL has to communicate different things

to two users. The sender AND the receiver. The receiver has to click the link for it to work... and they'll be pretty sus I reckon.

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:56, archived)

you only need it one 3nd3d though

Each person that gets 'caught' will then want to catch more people with it.

/soundofkeystappingforwhenbosscomesby/ or something.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:59, archived)

yeah. you are right. I've made it the wrong way round ....

... how about /porn-passwords/ ?

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:01, archived)

if it's hosted on b3ta people may be expecting something a bit odd

how about a tk website?

www.changeyourcareerwhileuwait.tk

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:07, archived)

"change_someones_career_instantly"?

I dunno, effective click-thru stuff isn't my forte...

(tomsk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:01, archived)

Excellent!

Could you make it a screensaver?

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helmetcream, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:55, archived)

For installing on other people's machines

on their days off. Oh. My. God. Yes.

(tomsk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:56, archived)

How evil

Do we want to go down this route? Not really sure why I made it. I don't have a boss - and I rather liked my last one.

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:57, archived)

Tis a bit mean.

I would't do that to anyone if they had a boss who'd be offended by it. I was just rather tickled by the idea.

(tomsk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:03, archived)

Fuck that -

I'd install it on my machine...

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helmetcream, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:05, archived)

Oh dear.

I just hovered my finger above the F5 button and was waiting for a tip box to pop up to tell me what it does.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:43, archived)

Hahaha!

I sometimes strafe around work 'coz it feels like Q3A or UT...

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helmetcream, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:47, archived)

What i wouldn't give for a 'search' function

apart from money of course.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:02, archived)

Undo.

I want undo and save.

(tomsk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:06, archived)

i was

painting a wall once, went over the skirting board and tried to ctrl-z :/

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smirny ~(8(|), Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:11, archived)

yeah but

how many of you have actually said "lol"
?

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Pob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:50, archived)

New song will be ready in about an hour

Can any of you sexy lovely B3TAns host it for me ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:38, archived)

sure thing

koitus maximus, you can messengery it to me when your done if you like!

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Alfie, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:39, archived)

Thanking you Good sir

You is ace innit

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:56, archived)

always,

my email is [email protected] so just send me the messengery thingy.

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Alfie, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:15, archived)

Begob, koit - you

have a fine body of sound material - does being promoted on mp3.com cost money?

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helmetcream, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:39, archived)

No but ought to

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:56, archived)

hallllooooooo!

Heya, is anyone any good with flash mx? Im having a wee problemo : one of the layers in the animation isnt showing up, its perfect in the timeline, not blocked by another layer and has a slow motion tween happening for it. When published it simply isnt there... Any ideas anyone?meep.

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Alfie, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:26, archived)

is it

a guide layer? never used mx is it any different

(doktored, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:32, archived)

Figgered

it out, was cme just being stupid and crying for help too early. Its quite different to 5, but not hugely, just a bit easier I find, but then Ive only just started using flash so cant really comment.

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Alfie, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:40, archived)

I hate Oasis song titles.

They're clumsy directives.
"Stop crying your heart out"
"Don't look back in anger"
Hmm. Probably just me.

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:12, archived)

OASIS

are pretty annoying too...

(djmothra, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:14, archived)

liam

sounds like the bloke who sat at the back of the class at infants school and whined "Ummmm I'm telling on you"

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:32, archived)

i agree

although "Wipe your feet before you come in" and "Don't put your elbows on the table" are two of my favourite songs.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:14, archived)

wish I'd actually not dropped out of my English degree

so I'd know why they sound clumsy instead of just feeling it.

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:17, archived)

maybe

if they said "please" first it would help.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:19, archived)

it's probably because

as directives they should be direct, but they have twiddly little bits on the end that are unnecessary. Maybe they should just be
'Don't look back'
'Stop crying'

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rogan, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:07, archived)

my favs..

are the live version of "eat your greens" and the acoustic version of "tidy your room"

(bhell13, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:20, archived)

I like

'take your hands off that, and wipe them before you touch your dinner you dirty bugger'

(thediscokingpin, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:35, archived)

This the one?

take your hands off that, and wipe them before you touch your dinner you dirty bugger,
You don't know where it's been, baby

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helmetcream, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:45, archived)

and don't forget the all-time classic:

"Make Awkward Advances to Women Not War"

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zog why change it now?, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:47, archived)

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