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all spazzed out

morning all :)

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smirny ~(8(|), Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:28, archived)

you took a whole lot of lovin'

and gave me a handful of nothing

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rob, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:29, archived)

were you in the taxi on sat night??

if so many many thanks

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smirny ~(8(|), Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:30, archived)

Do you still have Spong! on your forehead?

And did you get that job?

(that still makes me laugh, but even so, sorry for writing on your face and all that... :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:32, archived)

lol

np, i think it might actually have helped, and i couldn't stop laughing all day, i should be thanking you really

i'll let u know if i get on as and when :)

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smirny ~(8(|), Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:35, archived)

so many crap statements so little time

maybe
NotSafeForWork
edit: fixed and explicit now

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santexo, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:23, archived)

You buggered up the link

but thats ace :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:25, archived)

art is

never easy...

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santexo, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:32, archived)

Cripes!

wankmatictastic!

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helmetcream, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:55, archived)

Ah.

Now I've clicked on it - i've just worked out what NSFW means.

Perhaps you should be more *explicit* for the dullards like me out here.

(means not safe for work by the way)

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adverse_camber, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:58, archived)

i thought it was kind of a given

like lol and roflmao etc...

~guess not.

(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:13, archived)

well, given that

what does roflmao mean?

(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:42, archived)

rolling on floor

laughing my ass off

(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:53, archived)

Internet World in London this week

I didn't even know, until I read my email this morning. Anyone going?

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rob, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:20, archived)

I'm not going

but if you go, when come back, bring pie!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:22, archived)

without your pants

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:39, archived)

I'll be there

... and at the UKNM beer-fest afterwards.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:26, archived)

* ppprrr *

(sprays luke warm coffee over monitor in shock)

UKNM free boose?!

how do we get into this event?

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DangerousClive, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:30, archived)

'tis not free booze

'tis merely a post-event pub meeting with likeminded new media bods.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:32, archived)

dullsville

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rob, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:36, archived)

arizona.

Super!
Great!
etc.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:37, archived)

I didn't get where I am today by drinking free beer.

*chair squeaks*

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:45, archived)

WOO!

I was hoping someone would get the reference :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:48, archived)

Heh! Big fan of CJ.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:50, archived)

Second series was the best, imho

Grot! was superb. Much better than the commune thing in series 3...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:51, archived)

How true.

[edit] removed emotional scarring [/edit]

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:52, archived)

ah bless you, y'poor love.

*kisses*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:15, archived)

I'm traumatised too

I need kisses from Dr. Phil :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:19, archived)

oi.

i think it's quite enough that you're allowed into my sleeping subconcious.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:38, archived)

Yeah

that'll do.. :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:43, archived)

Thank you.

I'm a tortured soul, really. My grumpiness is just a front...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:25, archived)

agreed

We get to do stuff like this *and* get paid for it. It's a shite life.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:57, archived)

there's always a catch...

how does one gain entry to this beast? anyone got a link?

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DangerousClive, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:37, archived)

link...

http://www.internetworld.co.uk/london/

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:59, archived)

when, what, where, how and for completeness why?

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smirny ~(8(|), Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:29, archived)

from my inbox (mbites newsletter)

Internet World in London kicks off today. The Guardian uses the
opportunity to brand the event "a sobering showcase of the dotcom
survivors". How nice of them. Sean Phelan, the unassuming founder
of Multimap.com which was literally founded in his back-bedroom,
gets a look-in as one of the newly-trendy, small, but well-run
Internet companies. Well, it's not as if many of the large,
badly-run ones are still around. Of course these surviving firms
were small and (sometimes) profitable back in 1998, long before
the boom. However, the Guardian rather runs away with itself,
branding the three-day event as marking "the coming of age of the
entire industry in this country". Some might say this is still a
little way off - given that most IT budgets now resemble
dustbowls. Apparently a poll of several hundred exhibitors taken
by Penton Media shows that 73% are optimistic about the
industry's future. But since Penton is organising Internet World
and would never release a *bad* survey, we'll have to take that
one with a little salt. However, at the least the Guardian can
point to Lastminute's very grown-up deal with Lufthansa
yesterday. Hooray.

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rob, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:30, archived)

Huzzah!

lastminute is making more money! I want them to buy nicey's company and then we'll be rich, rich I tell you!

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Wifey, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:41, archived)

My dads at the interweb thing

On the Web Tapestry stand.
Woo for me dad

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:15, archived)

old v. new

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:17, archived)

Heheheh -

absolutely fantastic stuff!

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helmetcream, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:52, archived)

ooh my 200th day...

to comemmorate this, i shall now go back to bed. again.

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rockyrobin, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:12, archived)

I wish I could go back to bed

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:13, archived)

at work are we?

how quaint... :)

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rockyrobin, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:15, archived)

Bloody

students.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:15, archived)

yeah yeah

i have to work too...

in 2 weeks time

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rockyrobin, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:17, archived)

bitchnor

i have exams this afternoon and tomorrow morning!

happy 200th day too =)

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spacefish bong!, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:20, archived)

your exams finish late...

mine were all done a week and a half ago.
leaving me plenty of time to, well, do bugger all!

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rockyrobin, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:21, archived)

Blimey

When I were a lad my finals started on the 23rd May and finished on the 27th June. Them were proper exams them were.

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adverse_camber, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:29, archived)

not finals

just third year. i want to photoshop, but i must reeeeeeessiiiiist!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:36, archived)

Wouldn't finals be third year though?

Unless you're doing a 4 year like I did but I didn't have exams in the 3rd year...

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adverse_camber, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:40, archived)

scottish uni

so four years. yay for added drinking time!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:42, archived)

Ah - that'll be it then

Good luck anyway.

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adverse_camber, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:53, archived)

yeah...

...string em up!

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:18, archived)

Pre Pay Puppies!

Click for bigger, and in new window.

(Mary_Poppins, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:09, archived)

Morning b3ta boarders

ahhh, look! mentalist lurves his tractor. Oh how he chugs up and down the field, making those big furrows...

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DangerousClive, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:07, archived)

class

pure class

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breel, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:12, archived)

Life imitating b3ta?

From today's Guardian:

There may be a few new insults, but the bathetic and sometimes inscrutable litany of fucks, cunts, wankers, prostitute poofs, cock VDs, sucks and the rest are still part of the city's background noise. The words do not shock in themselves, either in the context of Gilbert and George's works, or on the street: they are simply wearying, impotent and often aimless assaults on the consciousness. They are outward signs of a deeper malaise, trouble underfoot.

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adverse_camber, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 8:58, archived)

Found this little beauty...

via somethingawful. Hooray for the Online Dating Game! You'll have to sign up, but God what kinds of mayhem we can cause!

(Kimbo, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 8:33, archived)

heading off to caue chaos right now

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 8:42, archived)

heading

into London... ironically enough its taking an age to get in

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 8:45, archived)

Good morning...

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 8:31, archived)

Watching the football myself

Alain Prost! Victor Hugo! Rene Descartes! Gérard Depardieu! Nicole! Claude Monet! Napoleon Boneaparte! Charles De Gaulle? Marquis De Sade Ecoutez-vous? Marquis De Sade Ecoutez-vous? Your boys took a HELL of a beating!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 8:06, archived)

I have to say I'm not a football fan

but seeing France get knocked out at this stage just fills me with joy.

I lived there for 3 years and know that they would feel the same if it was England regardless of the sport. So hah! Dans le cul!

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adverse_camber, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 8:11, archived)

best not

to say you're a football fan in this place, they'll chop off your legs and throw you to the sharks

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randomisgood, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:22, archived)

ah no I'm all for knocking the French.

Rude, smelly bastards. :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:02, archived)

big fan then

are you?

(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:06, archived)

I like the frogs

They make nice cheese and wine. And they have nice mountains for me to ski on.

Heh-heh that they're out of the world cup though!!

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Wifey, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:27, archived)

I like French cheese and wine and even locals,

I just hate French people in England, particularly those who I actually know...

(Amerella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:29, archived)

Yeah

they have a smug bastard look about them don't they?

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Wifey, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:46, archived)

and.........

snails...frogslegs...cordon bleu.......cheapy french wine.... your boys are a pile of pants

(Joose2001, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 8:32, archived)

you forgot

garlic munching

(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:06, archived)

Ooo ! La ! Laaaa !

This is the wrong forum, but.... they don't like it up 'em.

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Si W, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 8:37, archived)

where is everyone?...

hang on!...your all on 'the spaz' as it were...i'll be back in a bit...

(djmothra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 7:59, archived)

Look what I found in Toys 'R' Us!

It was the last one. I wish I'd gone a few weeks back when there were lots of them.

(mariusm is too lazy to write anything here, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 7:29, archived)

Hehehheheh

That is fantastic! Activity Kit - heh!
Oh, and morning folks!

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helmetcream, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 8:36, archived)

i want

i would pay money for that

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spacefish bong!, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 8:39, archived)

love it

Looks like fun too. [edit] just noticed the pull donkeys tail bit. classy! [/edit]

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weebl Mashed farts, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 8:54, archived)

How

rare!

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:24, archived)

I feel I may

have to woo, yay and indeed houpla that!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:18, archived)

driving me insane

this site is. it's www.epscilon.com and it was featured on the front page, sorry if this is a spaz but trawling the spaz is too painful on a dial-up modem so has anyone figured it yet?

(koopies, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 7:12, archived)

no i agree

what the hell is this site on about!

(jonomac, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 7:36, archived)

paul says

" As/If you progress you will learn more about the game.

You are looking for a keyword.

The red letters spell a name and PSC is very important.

What's in a name.

To progress you have to learn more about me."

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rob, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 8:09, archived)

The red letters

are epsciloncom

(stuffy, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 8:35, archived)

the red letters are "MOISN"

*cough*

(pibakic, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 8:47, archived)

Well that told me !

I'll get back to me lurking then, where's me cloak ?

(stuffy, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:18, archived)

Your username is an anagram of

"TV Stomas"

Use this information wisely!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:27, archived)

Your username is an anagram of

"bum plucket"

Use this information wisely!

(pibakic, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:30, archived)

Your username probably has a funny anagram

but i'm too stupid to find it.

Use this information wisely :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:35, archived)

pibakic

i bip back?

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spacefish bong!, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:39, archived)

ahem...

Your username probably has a funny anagram.

Use this information wisely :)

(pibakic, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:49, archived)

In reality, It's a Game.

It's never as hard as you make it out to be.

(Epscilon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 8:36, archived)

Dammit

I know the answers right in front of me, but I think I'm having a case of hummusing or lack thereof

(Wallz, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 8:56, archived)

I wish I was...

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 6:50, archived)

Did you draw that?

if so, thats awesome :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 8:15, archived)

Pickled, if you drew that

then woo! (yay! if not...) because it is a veritable glass cock!

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helmetcream, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 8:38, archived)

pickled if your robert crumb

woo

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breel, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:13, archived)

hehe

ahh.. :)

He just liquified it then..

in which case woo anyway. I don't care :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:15, archived)

no thats how it was drawn in the 60’s

before PS and liquify

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breel, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:17, archived)

I'll just shut up then

shall I? :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:19, archived)

Sorry for the multiple posts.

wew... ok going to bed now =)

(Rift, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 6:41, archived)

(you can delete the original) :)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 6:44, archived)

hey

hey...i am new...and my profile has been updated and now i am going to bed.....i have joined this clan and wether or not you like it...i am staying...lol

(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 6:29, archived)

cool

I think you should keep the hey...i am new... as your opening salvo permanently, like Dr. Nick's "Hi Everybody!"

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 6:39, archived)

I love that in Simpsons road rage

every time you pick up Dr. Nick..

"Hi Everybody!"
"Hi Dr. Nick!"

You'd think it would get on your nerves after a while, but like Spong!, it just keeps on making me laugh waaaay after it should have stopped :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 8:17, archived)

HOW DARE YOU

poo poo the Dreamcast.
It's a pure piece of gaming joy.
lo by the way.

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weebl Mashed farts, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:01, archived)

Dreamcast

graphics are up there with the PS2's for some games, and it has some nifty games.

PLUS they're dead cheap.

On the down side, gibbons aren't made of custard.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:17, archived)

On the other downside,

you can only get a new game about as often as you can get a gibbon made of custard.

(Amerella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:21, archived)

That sort of thing doesn't bother me

the only console I have at home is an Atari 2600 :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:24, archived)

Point

well made ;)

(Amerella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:37, archived)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:38, archived)

;) :0 and :P

as I said above but deleted because I replied to the wrong thread.

(Amerella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:50, archived)

Wow

that's a long sentence. Nice of you to save all the full stops until the end ;-)

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Craymen, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:24, archived)

Morning!

Fnord, you been up all night?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 6:07, archived)

Er. looks like it doesn't it

I stayed up till about half 1 listening to the breezeblock till i fell asleep then woke up at 1/4 to 6.
I'd set my mental alarm clock to wake me up for the Denmark France game and i guess it worked too well.
No point trying to get any more kip so i'm up again doing a trial run for tomorrow (England Nigeria).

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 6:15, archived)

Ah - the benefits

of living on the other side of the world... about to knock-off work and head to the pub for tonights action
Yay!

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csabai, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 6:20, archived)

it's probably a bit warmer there too isn't it?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 6:21, archived)

Don't know 'bout that

- coming into winter now - 4:30 pm and the sun is setting :-(

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csabai, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 6:30, archived)

(oops, sorry)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 7:06, archived)

In Browntown...

A balmy summers day consists of anything over 22'c.

(Beef_Hooked The Axis of Anxiety, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 7:34, archived)

I was up at 6

but meandered around looking after little'un, making toast, tea (from a saucepan, I twatted the kettle to bits yesterday) and rolling a fag or two.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 6:20, archived)

Ahh you've got a good reason then

I didn't read the 'tea' on my first glance at that and read it as ...making toast (from a saucepan)... I had a little think of how you could do that and then re-read it.

Ooh I'm going to reach my 1000th message (as fnord) today by the look of it.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 6:23, archived)

63 more messages to go for me.

(to reach 4500 posts. I just don't shut up, do I?)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 6:27, archived)

Read Carefully

Alright this is my last post for tonight, I've been hoping for best of the board all day. Look this one's even got a Domo in it to make everyone happy =)

(Rift, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 5:53, archived)

yay!

thanks, something big to look at for a bit while not much is going on.

Cheers.

(for best of the board things need to be around 280 pixels wide or less to fit on, but big things can be resized sometimes)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 5:55, archived)

Yawwwwwwnn...

glad you like it fnord, and thanks for the info about the board. ok i'm going to bed now good night everyone

(Rift, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 6:02, archived)

GRRR!

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csabai, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 6:01, archived)

He doesn't look as scary like that though

He looks like he's giving a news report.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 6:09, archived)

Heh heh!

I agree!
"News just in - France out of World Cup!"

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csabai, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 6:17, archived)

Ohh crap

I made a huge typo.. ohh well i'll fix it up tomorrow i guess.

(Rift, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 6:04, archived)

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