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# Villa holidays
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:27, archived)
# Seamless
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:28, archived)
#
Indeed...
Shut up, I'm tired. Big meanie poopoo head.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:29, archived)
# TEN MEN, WE ONLY NEED TEN MEN..
/relurks
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:34, archived)
# Evening all . .

(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:23, archived)
# get that filth off the board
i hate your soul
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:24, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:25, archived)
# Where the elite meet to eat.........Jeremy.
Saw a link to that little starfucker Jeremy, got sick, wiped the puke off my keyboard and got busy goofing on him. Evidently, Jeremy has an unfortunate twin, also named Jeremy. He gets eaten a lot.

www.whoisthateatingjeremy.com

Cheers,

Peebert
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:22, archived)
# i admire your dedication to the cause!
i also think you might give jeremy's family the fear, but that's never been an obstacle before
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:25, archived)
# ey up lad
'ow do?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:29, archived)
# ello!
i'm very well, went to see these crazy peeps this eve, which was absolutely great in all respects! how's you do?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:35, archived)
# crikey me!
That guy's a nutter...

Oh I'm not so bad thanks. I don't have much exciting news thought, I'm afraid! I shall be going to bed soon.

Do you MSN? My usual e-mail address applies.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:48, archived)
# i do (though i'm scared of it half the time!)
just added you, but i fear i should do little but say good night anyway! i'm already slack an hour on the sleepery :)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:53, archived)
# obligatory
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:38, archived)
# and, because there has to be balance
THE RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST! THE RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST! THE RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST! THE RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST! THE RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST! THE RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST! THE RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST! THE RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST! THE RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST! THE RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST! THE RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST! THE RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST! THE RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST! THE RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST! THE RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:39, archived)
# that's not balanced
its all higgledypiggledy*

*surely a word never intended to be written down if ever there was one
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:42, archived)
# hmmmm
well, did YOU make that?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:25, archived)
# ...
I might have. I black out a lot. It's the homemade laudanum, you see. I think I include a little too much powdered bleach.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:27, archived)
# didn't understand a word of what you just said
which may mean you are speaking utter tosh, or may mean i need to sleep.
therefore i'm going to bed (just in case)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:26, archived)
# If only it were true
*sighs*
one day...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:29, archived)
# You're just flubbing jealous
and I have to ask this, being a parent...

why do you younger adolescents hate children? Who raised you little turds? Wolves? a Unix-based Cyborg???

I say: Love children because we were all once kids ourselves.

I also say: You can love your children.. just don't LOVE your children... sickos.

/high horse
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:35, archived)
# Me and the Moonwalker
I love children. I just like to make fun of other people who love their children. This guy was just BEGGING to be mocked. And I'm no adolescent. I'm a geezer by adolescent standards, so I have something in common with babies in that teenagers don't like us geezers either.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:39, archived)
# I'm middle-aged
much like cheese.

I work with alot of 19-20 somethings that hate children, and so I have to ask.

You mean to tell me that if you could do that with your progeny you wouldn't? Seems kind of neat to me... but maybe that is one parent's opinion to another's.

edit: second thing in common.. diapers.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:41, archived)
# Sure, it beats deep frying him (slightly)
Yeah, I'd do that with any child I had, but I don't know if I'd commit it to the web. I'd probably also make a funny site about my kid getting brutalized comically. Which is why it's best that my weiner is tied in a square knot. You and me- we're the same. We both put our pedants on one leg at a time. :)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:49, archived)
# YAY!
One of these days I shall finish my swf of my son singing "Feliz Navidad" in his sister's dress-up ballerina clothes. Funny as HELL. I torture my chilluns'... in a good way.

FANTA

STICK!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:52, archived)
# calm down!
what's he jealous of? he's just taking the piss!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:43, archived)
# If you read carefully kitten...
I'm just pedanting.

I'm as calm as the waning moon.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:46, archived)
# in that case
I don't understand a word of your post, disregard.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:54, archived)
# I'll see your JuliaRobertSmith...
...and raise you a hastily cobbled Sarah Jessica-Parker

(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:20, archived)
# she looks better like that.
/inevitable
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:22, archived)
# pfffffffffff
did she have a facelift? what an improvement

can't stand that show, dumb old bitches complaining about not getting any sex, how bad it is when they get it etc.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:23, archived)
# Thank Christ S&TC is over
Now only if they could stop Will & Grace. DESTROY THEM ALL!!

I didn't 'alf fancy Kim Cattrall in Mannequin
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:27, archived)
# woosh!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:16, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaay!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:16, archived)
# heeheeheheeeheeheeheheeeheeheeheheeeheeheeheheeeheeheeheheeeheeheeheheeeheeheeheheeeheeheeheheeeheeheeheheeeheeheeheheeeheeheeheheeeheeheeheheee
heeheeheheeeheeheeheheeeheeheeheheeeheeheeheheeeheeheeheheeeheeheeheheeeheeheeheheeeheeheeheheeeheeheeheheeeheeheeheheeeheeheeheheeeheeheeheheee
now that's the shit I like to see here.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:17, archived)
# A huge
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPLA
For that me thinks
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:19, archived)
# i've been told i should reply with lol...
because i did... but i have a strange aversion to it so instead i shall politely chortle... *chortle*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:19, archived)
# Go rocket kitty! Bring us back some moon cheese!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:20, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:25, archived)
# Goddamn you Brian Blessed
I hate you with every inch of my body
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:27, archived)
# cor!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:28, archived)
# yaaaaaay!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:21, archived)
# raaaaahhh!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:32, archived)
# ahem... hello :)
made another tune....

have a listen by going
here
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:10, archived)
# anybody else
got a 404 or is it just busy?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:13, archived)
# should work....
um, dunno :)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:14, archived)
# yup
there we go, if everybody else could just stop using the internet for a moment while i try and do something that would be great, cheers
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:16, archived)
# [judgement: my broadbean must be buggered]
[comment: its bookmarked and i'll try again later]
[woo: pending]
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:24, archived)
# [judgement: very good indeed]
[comment: funkeh!]
[woo: definitely! and a yay and houpla with it!]
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:15, archived)
# thanky :)
can't go wrong with nina simone
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:20, archived)
# I like it.
Woo.
and im going to listen to it again.
Good choice of vocal sample.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:20, archived)
# yay!
that covers pretty much everything in one go!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:28, archived)
# only heard the first 20 seconds (dialup)
but i like what i hear

/downloading the rest

edit: others?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:28, archived)
# You could always
spin clay pots on your decks and sell them to make money for records.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:29, archived)
# ooooh
what decks did you get?
and what music you gonna mix?

EDIT - can only host one at a time due to lack of storage :(
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:31, archived)
# i got ttx1's
cos my cousin recommended them and all the reviews i have seen are very complimentary
and a shitey mixer.

when i do get some music it will be a mixture of dub/dancehall/d&b/gabber/ninjatune/funk/breakcore/old hiphop ;)

my idol of the moment is dj/rupture - he plays all the stuff i love. Not that i'll ever be able to mix like him, but that's where i'm aiming!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:36, archived)
# good stuff.
i've got 1210s and a pioneer djm600 (lots of twiddly nobs)
i mix krafty kuts, mr scruff, plump djs and some old skool (hardcore)
only other thing i done what is online is my art of mixing without mixing (linky in profile)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:41, archived)
# on my dl list already ;)
can't wait for dogtanian/streets mix!

Until i get some more cash my mixing will be limited to the "household record collection" - i.e. peter tosh, bhundu boys, george formby(!) "pan pipes of the andes" and "number songs and rhymes" (including classics such as "old john braddle-um" and "one man went to mow"

can't wait.. (they come tomorrow)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:46, archived)
# ha ha ha
you need to post the results :)
i started off with betty boo, kylie minogue and my dads jazz stuff. oh and dire straits

is well annoying buying decks and having no tunes :(
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:49, archived)
# niice
i will, don't worry ;)

i borrowed my mates decks one christmas a couple years back and "number songs and rhymes" went down a treat with his hardhouse collection..
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:55, archived)
# i bet
did you hear my hardhouse mr bounce tune?

EDIT - if there's room i'll put it on the same page as noodles
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:57, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:07, archived)
# fantastic!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:07, archived)
# hmmmmmm
postal celebration and a mexican wave
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:09, archived)
# Awwww
happy swirly hippo!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:07, archived)
# we're goin' down
to the.. to the..
Disco Swamp
Disco Swamp!
Disco Swamp!

(much woo)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:08, archived)
# Fantastic!
Woo!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:09, archived)
# that hippo
seems to be caught in some sort of temporal vortex. Woo!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:09, archived)
# huzzah!
that's fabness :)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:09, archived)
# Aah Hippos
Quietly calm while all around lies chaos
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:10, archived)
# woooooo!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:12, archived)
# wonderful!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:17, archived)
# lovely!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:35, archived)
# This is utterly fantastic
A friend of mine found it...while not searching for pron..honest. Is perfectly SFW, tho i doubt many people are still in work unless their in AUS
Card Advertising
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:05, archived)
# 404
on the 'more info link'

what is it ?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:16, archived)
# It's a shit card "trick"
Not magic at all
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:18, archived)
# JuliaRobertSmith
In Between Gays
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:02, archived)
# lol
i likes!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:03, archived)
# There is no God!
There is no God!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:03, archived)
# OHNO
what's happened to robert?!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:22, archived)
# (/'\)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:02, archived)
# rather woo
nice...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:05, archived)
# Night all!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:59, archived)
# it's images like this
that make me want monkeys to live in our society rather than zoos and jungles
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:01, archived)
# nite
I'm off too

NN b3taland....
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:02, archived)
# awwwww...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:03, archived)
# night night
both...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:05, archived)
# interesting....


TJ: does answering questions add to your message post count? just wondering...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:02, archived)
# should do
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:03, archived)
# nope.
it's not a message. :)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:04, archived)
# *SHOCKED*
muh who cares
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:04, archived)
# .
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:56, archived)
# well
ain't that peachy
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:57, archived)
# thats cute!
wooo!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:57, archived)
# Is it
a fluorescent bogey with eyes?

flick it
flick it hard!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:58, archived)
# that's lovely
I want one
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:58, archived)
# aww how fluffy!
or is it radioactive?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:59, archived)
# yes
but in a good way
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:02, archived)
# ah wow,
like those neon bunnies that light up the moon
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:03, archived)
# mash it hard!


please.

edit: yay!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:04, archived)
# hmm
too tired right now, i'll add it to the drawing board.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:05, archived)
# and being radioactive is not all that fun
Trust me on this one.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:08, archived)
# the glow scares me slightly...
but he's very cute :)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:01, archived)
# At's nice.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:04, archived)
# updated olden
but still pea roast
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:55, archived)
# That's just good enough to try out my first animated...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:58, archived)
# spitzenklasse!
and if I may pea roast Simon Smith and his amazing chumpman bear
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:58, archived)
# a lovely couple of reposts,
the board's quite nice
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:02, archived)
# haha!
and can i join in?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:04, archived)
# Haha
marvelous. look at him bang his little head.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:15, archived)
# it's still great, so you
get a woo from me!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:00, archived)
# learning is fun!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:52, archived)
# It must be true, because why would you lie?
woo
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:55, archived)
# hahahahahah!
yaaaaaaaaaaay!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:55, archived)
# cooooooooooooooool!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:58, archived)
# hahaha!
that's ridiculously silly... and rather lovely :)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:59, archived)
# Meh, first post in a coons age...


Clicketh hither for a special 1024 X 768 'quo screen backdrop!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:51, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:51, archived)
# aww
bless you
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:52, archived)
# Aww he looks like such a happy little chap
And super happy when dancing.

WOO
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:52, archived)
# aww
:-)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:53, archived)
# I love you and want to have your children*



*This offer becomes void if you read this text
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:53, archived)
# *prepares for vork or supermoore's response*
woo as ever monsieur le goblin
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:53, archived)
# i'm a touchy feely spacktard,
but i don't care.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:56, archived)
# Replace Samaritans.Org with that
and the world will be a better place.
If slightly more crowded.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:54, archived)
# That's
the lovliest thing I've seen in some time.
You should turn it into a kiddie's self help book.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:55, archived)
# yaaaaay!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:55, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:58, archived)
# that's gorgeous too!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:02, archived)
# you big gayer
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:56, archived)
# i love you really
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:57, archived)
# you're not all bad yourself.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:59, archived)
# Get a room!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:00, archived)
# fantabulous as always
:)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:58, archived)
# that
is what the world is all about! hurrah!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:58, archived)
# Yay!
I've saved that to my desktop for use in emergencies.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:18, archived)
# Fresh
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:50, archived)
# did you...
....stand in the shop and take these?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:55, archived)
# Sadly
This is exactly the case. Fortunately, it's a camera phone, so it's slightly less sad.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:02, archived)
# erm
removed
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:49, archived)
# Did you post the first bit yesterday?
Tis woo.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:50, archived)
# i posted an earlier one list night i think
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:52, archived)
# he looks like a drug lord now
but woo!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:50, archived)

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