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#
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:16, archived)
# yay!
*grows a big fro*

*pimps*
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:16, archived)
# /spacks out
YAY Gay Shift!!!
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:17, archived)
# *does a little dance*
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:17, archived)
# You make me feel like dancing
im gonna dance the night away!
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:17, archived)
# whats his
blinkin' name?
I couldn't remember...
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:18, archived)
# Leo Sayer you mean?
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:19, archived)
# thankyou.
that would have bugged me for ages...
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:29, archived)
# Leo Sayer
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:19, archived)
# Lanc?
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:21, archived)
# GAAAAAAAAAY
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFT!
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:18, archived)
# Did someone say gay?
Well that's enough of that - I'm off to bed.

/homophobe.


Nighty!
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:22, archived)
# oooh go on ducky, stay a while
there's a little bit of gay in all of us.

cue tenous repost

(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:25, archived)
# *dons lederhosen*
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:22, archived)
# Does Don know
you have those?
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:25, archived)
# "G'day" from Canada, eh?

Love the site!
It is my inspiration!
Although, I usually pop in here after I surf for porn,... research mating patterns...so, errmm, yeah.
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:15, archived)
# 'Ning!
Your just in time for Gay Shift. Sit back and enjoy. Much better than pr0n.
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:18, archived)
# and often produces the same result*

*hats permitting
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:18, archived)
# *puts on wanking hat*
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:19, archived)
# *takes stovepipe out of suitcase*
it's going to be a long night.
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:19, archived)
# i have one large enough for even the most formidable of hatwankery
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:22, archived)
# that is a most attractive wanking hat
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:23, archived)
# that's a big hat
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:24, archived)
# No, it's just a small field
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:27, archived)
# just wish i had time for dirty pics...
whenever i turn my pc on i just end up here pressing f5
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:23, archived)
# mine is a bit on the small side...


But this one is eeenormmouse!

Proving that when it comes to puns, size does matter!

(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:15, archived)
# Pod's in a NISsan?
No. Don't get it mate.
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:16, archived)
# pea-nis
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:16, archived)
# you need a happy medium
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:17, archived)
# Doris Stokes on E?
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:18, archived)
# Genuine
guffaw.
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:34, archived)
# .
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:14, archived)
# whilst I accept that
imitation is the highest form of flattery,
That is not a patch on the real thing.
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:16, archived)
#

opologies to psf
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:18, archived)
# Och!
You've gone back to the 'nik' I see.
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:20, archived)
# yes
:-)
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:21, archived)
# He gives me cuddles.

Frightening cuddles.
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:13, archived)
# *cuddles him*
aww
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:14, archived)
# you've become so stylised
and i love it
yay!
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:15, archived)
# stylised?
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:17, archived)
# ME?!
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:18, archived)
# i think you have a point.
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:19, archived)
# really nice!
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:26, archived)
# i was thinking more of the pig (and some others i can't quite remember at the moment)
but like the duck too
...and love the birdies!
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:20, archived)
# *backs away slowly towards the gun cabinet*
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:15, archived)
# And no doubt you deserve it.

edit: And he calls you george
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:16, archived)
# Sponsorship gone mad.
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:11, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:12, archived)
# pffft!
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:12, archived)
# ooh
current!
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:13, archived)
# hmm
taking a swan dive into the asphalt?
P.S woo :)
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:13, archived)
# hehehe
but I don't remember cessblackpool having trees. ever
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:16, archived)
# Oh man!
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:02, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:08, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:10, archived)
#


(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:10, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:11, archived)
# Is posting a blank reply
b3ta shorthand for 'what a load of old shite', then?
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:06, archived)
# heh
Andy Kaufmann?
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:11, archived)
#
*starts to push an elephant up the stairs*
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:14, archived)
# I just read about that on 't'other place.
we're universally agreed that it's a hoax, right?
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:21, archived)
#







regards
wanky art student: dispenser of hummus and chutzpah.
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:13, archived)
# quick vector mash
big
bit messy
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:01, archived)
# lovely as ever :)
woo to you
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:02, archived)
# looks great
to me!
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:02, archived)
# wow
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:03, archived)
# Woo
great vectoring once again :)
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:04, archived)
# quick you say?
that sort of thing would take me about 4 hours
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:04, archived)
# what amazing eyes
if that's "messy" i'm leaving now
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:04, archived)
# very nice!
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:06, archived)
# Marvelous, as always
woo!
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:07, archived)
# your art
in your profile is utterly fantastic, as is this.
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:07, archived)
# thank you, lovely b3tans
:-)
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:10, archived)
# we give you compliments
because we're afraid you'll somehow be able to kill us with your amazing skills.
artist!
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:12, archived)
# That's really effective.
Top stuff!
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Its Quick Its Dirty and its Probably been done before :p


horray my first post :) be nice plz
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:01, archived)
# woo to you!
welcome :)
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:03, archived)
# yay!
welcome
i agree!*
pull up[ a doohicky, shop a winkleferkin**


*works for a private med insurer
**or summat like that
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:04, archived)
# woo!
done before? doubtful.

and... and... and!

GAY SHIFT!
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:04, archived)
# I am confused
What is this GAY SHIFT you talk of?
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:07, archived)
# it's the opposite of dayshift
ie midnight til..... um 6ish i think

tis UBERfluffy*



*sometimes
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:08, archived)
# Ah, gotcha
I shall hang around a bit for the fluff!!
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:12, archived)
# YAY
GAY SHIFT, indeed!
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:08, archived)
# I've not seen it before
but then i've not been on for a while.

Welcome aboard.
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:09, archived)
# techno cow


sory for size - also i took the photo myself ...cows are evil
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:58, archived)
# today i got a picture of a cow
with the words "BOO....Err I Mean Moo"

as an early birthday present from a mate

very kind i thought

ps: GAY SHIFT!!!!!
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:00, archived)
# *does patented 'gay shift' boogy*
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:01, archived)
# /joins in
/gets sued
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:01, archived)
# /gays grandma
/gets funny spots on penis

by grandma I mean GrandmaofShoes...you sick sick people
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:08, archived)
# haha squeeze it
SQUEEZE IT HARD
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:09, archived)
# *falls of chair*
*crawls to nearest hiding place*
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:00, archived)
# well fancy meeting you here
/hiding
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:00, archived)
# How the hell did
you get behind my computer chair?

did you bring crisps?
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:01, archived)
#
yeah and a cup of tea... and some beers
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:03, archived)
#
Yay! nice one. if we keep quiet we wont have to share. and the cow wont kill us.
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:03, archived)
#
snacks quietly, eagle eyes...
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:04, archived)
# That gives me the fear
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:00, archived)
# Yeah,
What does "Cow No. 249" mean to you?

Arggghhhhhhh......
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:09, archived)
# Techno!
techno techno techno!
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:02, archived)
# woo - that's great!
but you have frightened my poor cow...



in fact, i wouldn't be surprised if she rushes off the screen to cow(er)

/coat
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:02, archived)
# is she a fast moo-ver?
/hat, shoes gloves, and it's summer
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:05, archived)
# i don't know, but she talks a lot of
bull...

(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:07, archived)
# and she always tries to milk it
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:11, archived)
# Cows are evil
Give man headache

but it's the ones in the background that are really evil. They all look a bit shifty to me, what are they plotting?

(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:02, archived)
# G'night.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:55, archived)
# yay!
water of cabbages and yes


/coat*


*someone was gonna say it
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:57, archived)
# the next generation of Tweed?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:58, archived)
# For you people who were here two nights ago,
this is what I've done with it:
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:55, archived)
# It has *such* lovely hands.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:57, archived)
# and a lovely
smile too. very wistful.
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:05, archived)
# I've seen that thing 3 times now
in different forms. I never woo'd it though.

woo!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:58, archived)
# Don't worry,
I'll stop now.
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:08, archived)
# Oh now that's just precious
cute little fella. Woo!
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:09, archived)
# woo
have you posted croc strawberry here?
it's a classic :)
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:14, archived)
# Push-ups?
No problem...


Spaztastically large ¦ Orig.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:54, archived)
# thats
really cool... do it as an anim... (if you have time)

press ups woo
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:57, archived)
# last one for now


previously: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:52, archived)
# mmnnnnehh
excellent *taps fingers together*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:53, archived)
# Release the
robotic Richard Simmonds!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:54, archived)
# arf!
'night evryone!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:54, archived)
#

(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:49, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaay! long time no see
and you animations are invariably lovely!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:50, archived)
# heheh - thanks!
it's good to be back :)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:52, archived)
# the little men of joo joo land
could teach village people a thing or two...

hurrah

(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:53, archived)
# i want a little man of joojoo land!
woo!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:53, archived)
# they
live in my pocket mostly cos they're shy, but if i'm very still, and if they are feeling extra courageous, they will come and sit in the crook of my elbow for a while.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:56, archived)
# well
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:57, archived)
# Old News...
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:45, archived)
# hahaha
I love political banta. Do Blunkett next...
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:47, archived)
# How about Bush?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:58, archived)
# you loon
woo!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:47, archived)
# ROFL
a big woo, yay, houpla !!! Definately a worth a call for the page that may or may not be at the front of the site (trying to avoid the hex)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:47, archived)
# New Challenge
Sorry for the stupid-newbie question, but how do I suggest new photoshop challenges?

Regards
Steven
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:33, archived)
# with a
SPOON
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:34, archived)
#
why don;t you use a mug like any other human being

/withnail
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:48, archived)
# Friday morning on the board.
Unless the challenge dictator is in town. Or you could wait until you see Chthonic and ask him vey vey nicely.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:35, archived)
# or tie him down and beat him till he comes round to your way of thinking
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:37, archived)
# he lives about 1/4 of a mile from here,
so i could pop over his house and do that now, if you all pay me enough.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:39, archived)
# i've got
3 groats and a turnip if that helps
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:40, archived)
# have you got anything for these?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:40, archived)
# the nolan sisters?
nah, they're ten-a-penny
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:41, archived)
# fair enough
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:42, archived)
# 3 groats?
you should see a plastic surgeon about that.

/coat
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:41, archived)
# i did, he said he'd give me a fiver for them
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:45, archived)
# Badum etc!
Kindest regards

100pcg
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:47, archived)
# Not sure actually
but I have to comment on the lovely nature of your post. *points to the signature*

All the best,

Crucial
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:35, archived)
# Re: The Above Statement
I agree with the above statement.

Yours Sincerely

100pcg (Mrs)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:38, archived)
# Signature
I get the point, drop the signature!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:39, archived)
# I think you should keep it.
It's rather charming. It could be like... your... ummm... signature.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:42, archived)
# Signature
Too late, it's gone!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:44, archived)
#
(i'm not sure myself... sometimes it's a question put to the board though i think... right time right place sort of thing)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:35, archived)
# don't know
it's not in the faq. I think someone comes along on a thursday night/friday morning and asks, but it would probably be in the early hours
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:35, archived)
# erm
they used to be suggested and voted for on Friday mornings, but as I'm not around in the daytime much now, I'm not sure if that's still the case.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:36, archived)
# do they make you
work in your new job?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:37, archived)
# Well
I can go on 4rfa as there aren't pics there.
Coming here would make it too obvious.

Yours arousingly,
Slim (BA Hons)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:42, archived)
# Ah. I see.
I steer well clear of the interweb at work, apart from some work related sites that I have to use. It keeps me concentrating. That, and approximately fourteen gallons of coffee per day.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:49, archived)
# I know not the answer,
but such a civil and polite question deserved a response, not matter how useless it was...
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:38, archived)
# :o
they ask via callcentres on the board.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:40, archived)
# I know the burnt paper look is crap, but I like the drawing on this
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:30, archived)
# you drew that
/hides pathetic hands in shame
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:34, archived)
# you have beadle hands?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:35, archived)
# i want Beadle hands :(
23 minutes!!!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:36, archived)
# no not like beadle
only one of his hands is withered
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:38, archived)
# two withered hands? your cup runneth over!
(particularly if it's a big cup and you've got two beadle hands)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:40, archived)
# I think that's rather lovely.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:34, archived)
# I would
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:35, archived)
# she wouldn't
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:51, archived)
# Crivens!
It's bug Wullie from the Clan McChav;

Quality Control Note: This was horribly rushed and probably not assisted by the obscene quantity of Boddies consumed this evening - sorry!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:28, archived)
# do you reckon
the chav population know that the other part of the UK think they're all twunts?

very woo tho :)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:32, archived)
# most chavs
dont realise they're chavs
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:33, archived)
# sorry but whats a chav
???
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:48, archived)
# Ach
I bet he's bin snafflin coo beasties :) Achta split ees heid!
(, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:16, archived)

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